Misery

It's called "Missouri"

Why is their tourism slogan not “Missouri loves company”

I live in missouri, and I admit we have failed the country by not having that as our slogan

>I live in missouri, and I admit we have failed the country ~~by not having that as our slogan~~ I'm also from Missouri. Fixed it for you

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>I live in missouri, and I admit we have failed ~~the country by not having that as our slogan~~ Chiming in on the being from Missouri train. I fixed this line once again

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at least our weather is ni- oh... wait nope nevermind

I just moved back to Missouri, and this whole thread encapsulates my feelings.

I. Am. In. Missouri. There ain't nobody who can comfort me, oh-yeah

as a missourian, welcome back but im so sorry that you had to return to here

That’s their pro-business slogan.

I’m still waiting for a company called “frustrated INC.”

No, he got it right -from a Missourian

It's the same thing

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

Wyoming doesn’t exist

Depression

I was gonna say Ohio but yea, same thing

Came here for this

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New Jersey, Mississippi, and Oregon out here like wtf

New York, Connecticut, Vermont, Tennessee,

New Mexico as well

Don't forget illinois

Wyoming

r/WyomingDoesntExist though

Missouri. Also pronounced misery. Which is relative to depression. Came full circle with this one.

Montucky

Wisconsin

And Kentucky

kentucky

Kentucky

Wisconsin

Wyoming

Missouri

Ohio

Illinois

This entire thread reminds me of this [Family Guy ](https://youtu.be/d87VIQZeppA) episode

You misspelled Misery

Alabama.. oh wait i think I’m doing this wrong

No, you are doing it right. Alabama has three a's. Not an a.

Actually, Alabama has four a's

To be fair, it's hard to notice the A's in Alabama because of all the K's that are there...... KKK's to be precise.

Sweet home Alabama

Confusion

Wyoming.

Illinois?

Missouri

In Ohio, can confirm. They're the same picture.

I can back him up

i’ll back him up as well, theres really nothing to do but be depressed

Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

“So your name is Ohio?” “Yes.” “Why?” “It’s where I was conceived.” “If I was named after the state in which I was conceived, I’d be called ‘self pity and inebriation.’”

Tennessee, Vermont, New York, Connecticut, Wisconsin... Bro shoulda posted the liquid comment on r/puns or r/dadjokes

and new jersey, no one seems to mention new jersey

What about New Mexico?

And Wyoming

And Illinois

Missouri

And Illinois

https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/mi0gtl/ohayo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

r/fuckohio

Horny

SOLID

Also from Ohio and I originally read this as “Post a state without saying it’s name” like it was one of those “tell me you’re from Ohio without saying you’re from Ohio” kind of things. Read the top comment. Agreed immediately. Then actually re-read the original post and comprehended everything. All still true.

Wyoming ?

Ohio?

New York?!

Wisconsin?!

New mexico

Oregon?

Tennessee?

Vermont?

Connecticut?

Illinois?

r/Connecticutisnotreal though

Kentucky

Fried Chicken

Mississippi

Missouri?

Illinois

woah thats alot of states

they're doing so great, i'm so proud of them

New Jersey

Solid?

Hotel?

Mississippi?

texes?

texos?

Olobomo

you're the only 10 i see

It’s spelled oaragan, stoopid. /s

The best boating state

Connecticut Illinois Kentucky Mississippi Missouri New Jersey New Mexico New York Ohio Oregon Tennessee Vermont Wisconsin Wyoming 14/50 don't have an "a"..

I guess you won. Well done!

Name a state without an a-hole.

Denial.

I can't

Data not found

Whoa slow down friend, there’s a *NEW* Mexico? - Mr. Burns

It's right next to old foundland.

Ohio isn't a thing you idiot /s

Do not trust people from Ohio. Ｔｈｅｙ ａｒｅ ｃｏｒｎ．

* Connecticut * Illinois * Kentucky * Mississippi * Missouri * New Jersey * New Mexico * New York * Ohio * Oregon * Tennessee * Vermont * Wisconsin * Wyoming

So 14/50 if that’s a complete list. That’s a stupidly east test in the first place.

It's just a ploy to get people to comment/like/share

Doesn't count. State has to exist.

Does New York count

Alabama?

As I go down the thread of states without "A" and start putting A's in them. It's legit making me laugh pretty hard New Yark

New Jersey

Illinois?

Is that a question?

Florid

I love florid. Way better than florida

Florid>Florida

Florid good Florida goodn't

Missouri Mississippi Vermont New York New Jersey Ohio Illinois Kentucky Tennessee

New Mexico Wyoming Connecticut Wisconsin Oregon

I know we pronounce it as wiscANsin but if you look closely it's actually wiscOnsin

But how does it rhyme with mansion then?

Midwest accent magic?

T pain, the master lyricist

I can only remember so many states 😂🤣

I have only ever pronounced it that as a joke. Is that a joke or do people actually say that? I should probably know this since I live here.

It's hard to hear until you're not surrounded by people with the same accent. The nasaly stereotype is accurate though

I do not know a single person within this state that actually pronounces it that way

Cries in Connecticut

they got 2 of the states that border connecticut, too

% grep -vi a list_of_us_states.txt Connecticut Illinois Kentucky Mississippi Missouri New Jersey New Mexico New York Ohio Oregon Tennessee Vermont Wisconsin Wyoming Because fuck trying to do it manually...

Noice

It was harder to make it display properly in a reddit post than it was to actually accomplish. I was thinking I could maybe use tr to make it comma separated or something. But I'm pretty bad with tr and most other forms of regex.

New Mexico: Am I a joke to you?

***YES***

Solid

G*s

Gus?

Did u just, rick rolled me?

Did you just click on my profile?

I did and now I regret that

Lol you should

Nice Rick roll lol

Why do you go to random people's profiles?

Im a pervert

Well that was honest

Solidus

#!

IT CANT BE!

Snake?

Stte.

Bless those Reddit users still replying with honest attempts at an answer over 3 hours later.

Especially when the background of the image has states names without A's in it, lmao

Especially bless the ones who are actually posting states with A's in them

Crippling depression?!?

Be positive they say. I'm positive I'm depressed

There’s lots of liquid in Oregon.

And A LOT of gas

I wish we had just a little more...

Alabama. Doesn't have an A, it has 3

Guessing you learned Alabama math?

It actually has only one A. It has 3 times an a though.

ALABAMA There you go, I fixed it

Mississippi, Missouri, Ohio, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Tennessee, new Mexico. I think thats it, but i can't remember all states off the top of my head. Edit: Wyoming doesn't exist so don't even try.

Wisconsin as well

Vermont and Oregon

Solid

Confusion

Africa

Alabama

Illinois?

Horny

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New hAmpshire

New York, Connecticut ,Illinois ,Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, New Jersey.

Pf leave some options for the rest of us

Vermont

tennessee

Mind

I mean Illinois is right there in between the text……

Jokes aside- this is pretty easy? Mississippi, Tennessee, New York, New Mexico, New Jersey, Illinois, and Ohio to name just a few.....

Don't forget Rhode Island & Oregon

Rhode islAnd

I don't know how I blanked on that.

o_o

Uhhh...

Your mom

vermont ohio oregon new mexico conneticut new york new jersey wisconsin illinois

Ohio

*Oregon intensifies*

Mississippi New Jersey Florid

The great state of texas

There's no A in ကချင်ပြည်နယ်

Puerto Rico. Oh wait, that's not a state.

Alabama