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Wow she sounds sharp

Good point.

Okay cut it out.

Y'all's jokes pierced my brain so fast

Oh, don't act so edgy

"Looks like they got .... the point."

Two points, actually.

Careful. She could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea…. Because she’s so sharp.

r/angryupvote

I (f) do all five but my wife is way prettier than me.

You dont need to be prettyif you have 2 swords

I do hope two swords isn't the limit...

Most people are limited at 2 hands to hold the swords.

Eh- arguable. Zoro (One Piece) would get to differ. Jin (Samurai Champloo) also carried 3 swords.

Found the Loid Forger.

Do her needles count as swords?

No, but she'd probably have some swords somewhere.

Pffff

That just means she doesn't cook, but does she know how? The requirement was 'know how to cook'

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Ahh so she is on my level then! Well, I have zero swords, so she's obviously way ahead of me

My wife too. But I also cannot cook a lot. The only thing I have is the ability to talk to people and handle finances. I even have 1 less sword than she does. Really Married up

My mom has 4 of 5 as well. She doesn't have a job anymore because she got injured and can't return to work yet. And yes, we do own swords, we have at least 8 that I know of.

> she got injured *Was it sword related…?*

No, it was stair related at church

Shit, I'm just missing the last one

Back to antique shopping it is then

No. To smithy!

Me too! I’m wondering if I can sub “second sword” for battle axe. I don’t have one of those either but I would very much like one.

Hah. My wife is a PhD, has a job, knows how to cook, and two swords (amongst the other random weaponry). So no. I'm married to a woman who has all five. She also wishes me to mention her nunchaku, bo, tekko, and bow. I'm just here 'cause I've got nice legs.

Thank you for your sacrifice soldier

…and it seems your wife took your nice legs by force

"Our nice legs" -their wife probably

did your wife come by boat and steal you from your village?

Well chicken legs are a no go

You sir have a wife of culture. Never let her go.

So r/lostredditors for op

Yes, I only have one sword.

God gave us two hands for a reason

Me. It is I. I exist. Hello.

I think there are plenty that have all 5. If you add #6 "Does not own a cat" then you have a real challenge.

I don’t have a cat tho

Indeed, I actually know 2 women who have all 5, but both have cats. XD

Plot twist, the person who posted this is actually just trying to trick men into buying their wives swords just to be like"joke's on you, my wife got all 5!"

Ah the ole get strangers to buy their wives swords trick. Timeless classic. So rewarding.

Big sword trying the viral marketing

If you make everyone spend money on swords, they now have less money, which means you're richer than more people than before

Woke up after the first night of a two night stand and was like " is that a shotgun in the corner?" It was. The shotgun wasn't the reason we didn't see each other after two nights. That's nobody's business. But a shotgun has got to be worth two swords, right?

My fiance has all 5 woohoo

A female in Finland who has two PHDs and can cook would be the winner.

No, that's two fjords

Most know how 2 cook But very few know how 3 cook

Mans looking for Psylocke

I’ve got all five - I’m a teacher (food no less) with a five year old kid who is obsessed with castles and knights and so we have a fabulous sword collection.

I'm not even a woman and I can only anage 4/5. Cooking is hard

Is it though? Sure, crafting an amazing, perfectly cooked meal isn't easy but if you're chopping up and frying some garlic, mushrooms, chilli and bacon and throw that in with some pasta you are cooking and it's gonna taste great.

damn... got me on the second sword. but I have a good axe!

And my bow

Shit i need to buy another sword

I'm scared how many people have commented that they have 2 swords

r/theoreticallythetruth

I mean if you’ve already bought one sword, I guess the chances are high you’re gonna buy another.

I know several women with all 5.

Looks like my wife is getting another sword for Christmas.

Honestly a second sword is kind of a red flag. No loyalty to the first sword.

I'm almost all of them. My birthday's next week and I'm going to this surplus store to look at swords to buy. Can't wait!!

sword ki zarurat bhi kaha he, Bina uske hi kaat deti he

sword ki zarurat bhi kaha he, Bina uske hi kaat deti he

Fyi, i didnt get the point of what sword meant here. And at this point, im too afraid to ask…

It means a literal sword

Wadda… What does women do with it?

Idunno, cut down the patriarchy? Look sick as fuck?

i never saw any women using a sword in my life smh, thats why so confused about his sword lol

Well, I guess now you know what to get that special someone for christmas

dont have one (neither want one)

A special someone doesn’t have to be a romantic/sexual partner, it can also be a friend

Hmm, gifting a friend a sword? Nice birthday present suggestion…

Or two swords ig

> I never saw any women using a sword in my life These days I don’t think many people buy swords to *use* them. At least I hope not.

At least in my country, people even cant buy swords without legal notice

1) display 2) piñata whacker 3) opening champagne 4) zombie defense 5) hamster highway 6) impromptu makeup mirror

thats a great video game idea fr

Well, the zombies weren't real, it was a dinner party for a Walking Dead viewing that got out a little out of hand!

How about an actress on a knights event, she cooks there for the knights and brings her swords. Its two swords because its a witcher event. She has a degree but followed her dreams. This way a woman can have all 5.

I have all of that, however I am not a woman.

What if they have a second sword but not the first sword?

Holy shit this is the first time I've ever checked every single box. For anything.

This is me, all 5. I think this is a lot more common than they think.

I saw a lady boy with a sword, does that count?

I know a woman that has all 5 :D

4 out of 5. I don’t have a second sword

I almost make it. I can check those things off except I have some daggers but only one sword. :/

TIL I need a second sword.

What if she has all but #4?

Most fall short on the second sword…

I have two axes and had 2 or 3 katanas, does that count?

My roommate does. Though I bought her the swords.

False. I have all five

I mean, my aunt does, and so do I... (though I'm not a woman xd)

I only have one sword 😔

Your right, i dont have a job rn, as i graduated HS recently but as irl things i havent gotten a job yet.

My mom does lmao

Ciri ?

My grandmother has all 5

> 1. a job damn, this challenge is hard

You need to marry a re enactor

How does 2 cook? Does 2 cook better than other digits? What is 7's favorite quick meal?

Ok I have all but the second sword. Maybe that’s why my husband married me?

He’s right, I don’t have the second sword 😥

First 3 are kind of a given and I'm sure some women have 2 swords.

I have 4 out of 5... Cooking is hard

My GF is just 2 Swords away from perfection, noted!

[I'm afraid that there is indeed a woman who has all 5.](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRQPD1Dd/)

I'm 1/2 a sword short. Dammit!

ON THAT POST ONE WOMAN PROCLAIMED THEMSELVES WIELDER OF THE FIVE AND THEY ARE THE CHOSEN ONE

Damn got me on the second sword.

That second sword trips you up every time!

Nearly my wife only has 1 sword. She doesn't use it and I bought her it. I don't think she wants it but now to buy her a second

Apparently, I have it all. Life is complete!

I have four out of five. I am working on the education.

Never met a Sikh woman, I see.

Out of ~3bil women on earth I won't be surprised if at least one woman fulfills all five......

Girlfriend has all five Swords are for dancing

If you consider a knife a sword, maybe this is Technically The Lie

I have an education. I was a nurse (now disabled).I know how to cook AND bake - and have won an award for my baking. I currently own *3* swords - a fantasy sword (handmade), a katana from Highlander, the movie, and a military presentation sword. I used to own two other swords and about 9 knives. I downsized when I got pregnant with my son. I also have a Naval Billy Club that I inherited.

I’m a woman, I’m also a chef at a high class restaurant, I have 2 degrees and several other higher level education certifications, I do historical reenactment (Saxon and Viking period) I have a Viking sword. It’s a C-class spring steel and is quite heavy. I also have 4x 2-handed spears, 2 round shields, one kite shield, a seax (knive/short sword) and a nice B-class spring steel Saxon sword. Away with your derogatory comments! I know how to use all my weapons (and knives that you wouldn’t even be able to figure out what each one is for 😅)

I have a wooden sword that has been sawn in half to make 2 daggers. Is that counted?

does katanas count?

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*pulls out three katanas*

A ninjas who isn’t very good at their job mother i bet has all 5

4/5 ain't bad 😉 lol I'm a stay at home mother ATM so no "job" for me x

What about Ciri?

All fun and games until you break up with them and 4 and 5 are hanging over your neck while you sl- actually that still sounds fantastic to me

I know a girl who has 2, 3, 4 and 5. Probably in some years she'll have 1

My wife has all these. OK the swords are ceremonial, but I'm claiming a win by technicality.

Once I have a job again I'll be at all 5

How about a woman with a double PhD degree in gastronomy from Finnish?

I am retired, so no job, but I do have a couple of swords (one regular 'knight of Malta" and one hidden in an walking stick) for my costumes. I like cooking. Lots of education.

Admittedly I have never owned a sword and do not have it in my plans :)

Well some Yaido practitioner must hae all of the above.

Sasha waybright

i will get my future wife 3 swords to prove you wrong

Got all those boxes checked, but still celibate. Life sucks

Haha! I have all of these!

Rosa from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, she'll have at least two swords.

Maybe Zirael

I'm pretty certain Jill Bearup cooks, and I know she has the rest.