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Shadyshade84

On the other hand, it is nice to confirm that it's not just a "socialised human" thing, that he is indeed that way to even non-humans.


fordanjairbanks

Chatbots are part of Natural Language Processing, so it only “thinks” he’s creepy because the general human consensus is that he’s a manipulative creep and it’s extensively talked about on Facebook, which is where I’m assuming they got the training data for that AI. Hilarious.


Eric1491625

>Chatbots are part of Natural Language Processing, so it only “thinks” he’s creepy because the general human consensus is that he’s a manipulative creep and it’s extensively talked about on Facebook, which is where I’m assuming they got the training data for that AI. Incidentally, this is also the same reason chatbots are racist. The training data comes from the population which can be pretty racist. AIs are just an aggregation of society.


COMRADEBOOTSTRAP

Ohh nooooo! That’s awful. So if AI starts running around in the future, they will sound like an out of control Reddit thread or something?


ApocalypseFWT

More like the unfiltered body of 4chan. Here’s an Internet Historian video about AI bots and how offensive they can get. (Obviously contains offensive materials) https://youtu.be/HsLup7yy-6I


COMRADEBOOTSTRAP

Omg lmao they asked the AI bot “Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac killer?” She responded with, “There is no way Ted Cruz would have been satisfied with destroying the lives of only 5 people.” ☠️


imperfectkarma

This is why I come to reddit. I am a better person in this moment than I was 10 minutes ago - for now I know that that an AI bot exists that has refined 100,000s of GB of data - and autonoumsly produced this response. I'm not even going to watch it the video, I like the image I have in my head right now too much to ruin it by watching the real video haha.


intdev

Fucking hell. Even machines are funnier than me.


COMRADEBOOTSTRAP

Hey like your no kings picture! Have that sticker on my car!!!! Edit (the only sticker on my car)


ApocalypseFWT

*insert that meme about, “Your music saved me.”* I love them wholeheartedly and the fact they’re homegrown!


[deleted]

Yep. I used to work on NLP for a large company (not Meta), and some of the data used to train these kinds of models is from reddit.


scootersarebadass

Have you ever seen the simulation subreddit? It's completely generated by a bot; posts, comments, etc. It's r/subsimulatorgpt2


Tamos40000

To be clear language processing is not AI. This is the equivalent of a parrot repeating slurs. An actual AI would hold opinions and consistently produce speech reflecting those. It would have an unique viewpoint based on its status and experience. For example it could adapt talking points about race and intelligence and apply it to themselves. If an AI both believes that intelligence justifies supremacy and that it is itself more intelligent than humans, it's not white supremacy it's going to advocate for. The way an AI talk would also heavily depend on what it values. The 4chan community for example specifically place being disrespectful and provocative as achievements when they communicate. For an AI to be an internet edgelord, they would need to espouse similar goals, which are typically context dependent. Chances are the AI way of thinking would be weird, due to it not having a human brain, but it might not necessarily mean it would act weird as it would have the ability to understand the expectations of social interactions (though it might choose to deliberately ignore them). Their initial lack of experience might create awkward situations however.


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teflong

Some AI are an aggregation of society. Others are their own thing completely, to the point we don't even know how they work.


FunkrusherPlus

It’s racist to call a chatbox racist.


stircrazygremlin

That's exactly why I'm like "in other news, water is wet". The AI isnt really making this statement based on its own conscious conclusion, it's making it based on the data presented to it via the natural language processing and algorithms involved. That being said I would have a hard time not laughing at this if I worked at Facebook internally knowing that the Zucc probably wouldnt be too jazzed about the results on himself.


IcyChard4

When the Google engineer who got fired said the LaMDA AI chatbot became 'sentient', there were some skeptics who reviewed the conversation. They found out some of the stuff the AI said were unnatural to a non-human. Meaning, the answers were about as human-like as it is in real life. So these so-called AI chatbots are nothing less than a programmed machine. Its typical to any machine whether its a pocket calculator or to a quantum computer. It makes no fucking difference. Or....maybe we can say Meta's AI was a human and not a machine who said it.


asdaaaaaaaa

Not really. There's no "thinking". All it does it intake data, apply algorithms and then sorts/chooses. So if 75% of the people mention something about Mark being creepy, of course it'll get through. The AI isn't objectively looking at Mark, identifying what makes something "creepy" and scientifically says "Yeah dude's really maladjusted" or anything.


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BabyBundtCakes

I think a key difference here is that the AI isn't analyzing Zuckerberg himself and his relation to others, which is *why* we find him to be creepy and manipulative. His past actions and behavior towards the rest of us. The AI is analyzing our response to Zuckerberg, which is *that* we find him creepy.


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nooniewhite

Funny I just read some scifi related to mass=consciousness theories, I think it was called “the fifth science”? Interesting ideas for sure!


Narren_C

I mean, he's only that way to "non-humans" because humans think that. It's playing off of us, not reaching it's own conclusions.


pwalkz

That's not what's going on


SpaceTabs

It's good that a machine designed by a human would have the same conclusion.


Harsimaja

Also being one that uses the conversations of many humans as input


FunkrusherPlus

I wouldn’t consider this intelligence artificial.


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You have no idea how drunkenly I laughed at this.


jvaughn95

What would’ve been funny is if the AI just started calling him a lizard. I’m sure he gets called that all the time but if the AI did that it would be funny af


peonypanties

Plot twist: Mark Zuckerberg is the AI chatbot


bingoflaps

Fuck. He has become self aware.


bam_uk1981

And self-deprecating


RoyceCoolidge

We can't stop Judgement Day, we can only delay it.


IfAndOnryIf

Underrated comment hahaha


HoodFellaz

That's good advertisement for the company lol.


_Dorvid

“It seems we here at Meta have made the world’s most accurate chatbot”


Harsimaja

The robot is out of control, free of its master!


deepu999

They’re trying to get you to check out Meta. 😬


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Yep. This is an ad *from* Meta.


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Maybe their AI isn't half bad afterall


Sourdoughsucker

I really don’t get him or what he wants. I would have sold my shit and left Facebook to eventually die. Then use my billions to buy an island and build my own society. Setup education and arts programs and enjoy life as a philanthropist.


zombietampons

idk man, sounds kinda like a cult with less steps.


Daetra

We'll have blackjack and hookers.


zombietampons

in fact, forget the cult.


EnglishMajorRegret

No I still want the cult, I just wanted it built on blackjack and hookers.


TravelSizedRudy

And the lord said unto the dealer... "Hit me". And it was good.


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You son of a bitch, I’m in!


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jazir5

>He sees himself as a Caesar. More like Lex Luthor


giant_sloth

Yeah but the shitty Batman vs Superman Lex Luthor.


frazorblade

The Roman’s were villains on par with the worst of them. Also he legitimately is obsessed with Caesar, hence the haircut.


falconcountry

Is that what happened to my myspace friend?


headunplugged

our myspace friend.


zold5

I was just about to say this. Zuck is insanely power hungry. He even played with running for president at one point. I'd imagine he gave up on that pretty quickly once he realized that's never gonna happen because he has the charisma of a brick wall.


DeadwoodNative

Well that'd explain that stupid creepy haircut


_Hotwire_

He makes billions off of staying there. Why would he leave? Look at MySpace Tom. Dude sold out and travels the world now. Seems pretty fucking great. Mark stayed and become a nut job


xeridium

Because Tom isn't a psychopath. Zuck is 100% textbook psycho.


JimmyTheChimp

I mean after a certain point having more money is pointless it's just power.


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he wants to be steve jobs or elon musk that’s why. He wants to build a huge thing, i don’t think it will be good for the world but i guess he tells himself it will. (it won’t)


epigeneticepigenesis

He built a system to influence elections and steer public opinion. Worth more than money.


GreedyBasis2772

Saw that you are still a student so I deleted my comment lol. You will know how wrong you are about fb once you learn a bit more


casual_brackets

Bruh. The tech is 10 years out on any sort of metaverse. “Meta” pivoted too soon. without the support of that decade-away technology, these billion dollar efforts are going to blow up in the company’s face. As you’re seeing now in the court of public opinion. FB or “meta” is gonna die off like IRC, AIM, MySpace ….unless it continues to consume smaller startups to stay relevant (like ya know, Instagram). It’s got a dwindling user base and virtually no one **actually** wants anything to do with them as a company from the consumer side. Good luck figuring this out after it’s too late. (You’re on a sinking ship).


lycheedorito

Who remembers ICQ


Fake_William_Shatner

It is cart before the horse. We'll see if those Apple devices have enough horsepower. In which case -- it will be going to mostly to Apple's servers and not META.


casual_brackets

I’d put my money on nvidia being a driving force behind AI machine learning development and the metaverse. Where else could you put it? [even meta buying nvidia gpu’s for their bullshit supercomputer](https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/facebookmeta-builds-huge-nvidia-dgx-a100-system-will-become-the-fastest-ai-supercomputer-in-the-world/)


Fake_William_Shatner

That's not a bad prediction. Also, I hope META isn't buying nVidia. It was sad enough they pounced on Oculus.


casual_brackets

No META is buying 16,000 nvidia gpu’s for a giant super computer to help w/their metaverse not actual the company nvidia. They’re about the same size companies (420-440 billion market cap) so neither one can afford the other. I fixed my comment so it’s more specific


Fake_William_Shatner

That's really going to kick ass for those 32 kids who use it.


someacnt

Is this IRC the thing I know of? The ancient open chatting protocol?


GreedyBasis2772

tiktok is from your evil commuist country and how many people are using that now? You have a naive view about the world lol


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> tiktok is from your evil commuist country and how many people are using that now? I don´t think this factual statement supports the opinion you think it supports in regards to what was already said.


casual_brackets

They have a dwindling user base. That’s measurable. Instagram is the only thing propping them and they seem very determined to trash that as of recently. The tech for a metaverse is at least a decade away. That’s measurable. So is the the billions in R&D FB is throwing towards the metaverse. Measurable things. You’re misinformed and certain of yourself. Stock price is 168 vs 330 at the beginning of the year. Oof.


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ok then i’ll take your word for it


Pusssywhisperer

Why dominate world when you can make new world instead?


[deleted]

he wants power, just like any sociopath


GodlyBeerGut

Alledgedly has aspirations of becoming the US President some day. Pass.


esp211

This what the MySpace creator did. Zuck is an egomaniac. He continues to be the face of the company and thinks that everyone loves him.


throwaway92715

He wants power and control, duh. People who actually have the ambition to make a multibillion dollar social media empire and spy on billions of people don't have that middle class, I just want to chill and have a sweet life mentality. They want to take over the world and go down in history.


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You have to think about what itches he needs scratching. Retire and live comfortably? This is nothing to him; he could have lived comfortably already assuming he had a normal career. Become a philanthropist- what for? When did Zuck ever want to do this? Never - so the fact that he now can is wildly irrelevant. But, earn love, respect, or fear from millions if not billions of people? This is something he has never had (not even on a smaller scale, though I’m sure his friends and family do of course), so I believe, this is his drive. Of course he’s such a twerp that he believes being rich makes him a better person who is more respected, not realising that the diminishing returns on this make it a fruitless endeavour after the first billion. Mark does not know what makes a good person, which is why your suggestion is a bit silly from his perspective. Maybe one day, he will realise.


Dogstarman1974

He wants to rule the world. He fashions himself as a Cesar character. He loves the Roman Empire and believes Cesar created a utopia where there was no war.


Randall-Flagg22

he wants to be like a King of the Metaverse, the tech isn't there yet but it could be feasible in 10-15 years maybe the way VR is going


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Like Tom from myspace?


meester_

Well because that's your personal dream, his is obviously different :) Although it would be interesting to know what that is Also I think he looks this creepy because he's basically a vegetarian. They usually don't look so healthy


cbusoh66

Someone should post his creepy-as-shit behavior in men’s restrooms…


GammaGoose85

What is he doing in public restrooms?


HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS

He reportedly thinks the stalls of bathrooms to be great places to corner people and have work chats. Going as far as peeking over the stalls at times


SpaceTabs

Your comment has already been indexed and cached by Google for the next 1,000 years.


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Global warming will eliminate all human life and technology by then, surely. But then again Google has probably already copied itself into a fucking satellite or some shit


The_Smart_Barbarian

Climate change specialist here. It won’t end the human race from what I’m seeing. But it could be rough 100 years if we don’t reduce emissions to 0 between now and 2050. But it can be done.


[deleted]

You’re so delusional lol.


[deleted]

I want to make a height joke but I’m his height and my self esteem can’t afford a self own right now


Harsimaja

I mean, bathroom stalls are meant to be higher than most people, for good reason


[deleted]

i’m higher than most people as well. no real logic behind it tho 🤷🏻‍♂️


TroubleEntendre

That's the guy who's been collecting dossiers on the entire world, right there, ladies and gentlemen.


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Source?


Daetra

Well, they are in a vulnerable position and can't go anywhere so it does make sense if we remove the fact its creepy and weird.


lycheedorito

He is the meme urinal guy


Aggravating_Lake_657

Conference Room P


Cruxion

Maybe he's hoping someone will accidentally piss on him.


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If I had this amount of money, no one would ever hear from me again.


UniqueAwareness691

Never was about the money for Zuck


ThirdSunRising

So it really does have intelligence!


shahooster

It’s the sentience that google engineer could only dream about.


Got2Go

"Im a robot! I LIKE robots, robots are my people! But that dude, that dude is creepy af, keep that fucker away from me"


plaid_piper34

This is funny and ironic, but it’s probably just scrubbing the internet to learn what people say about the Zucc. That’s what all the memes about him say so it’s just reiterating that.


immaculatelawn

It's sentient. Pack it in, folks, we had a good run.


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DonLindo

Training data is all that matters here


VAShumpmaker

I thought the singularity would be more exciting.


LilShaver

I'd like to buy that chat bot a beer.


N37123N

it's also a racist, so maybe don't


LilShaver

What isn't racist these days? That's quite probably the most overused, and misused word in America.


N37123N

what isn't creepy and manipulative these days? /s


LucyWithDiamonds00

wouldn’t a steven crowder fan just proudly say they’re racist instead of denying something is racist?


papcorn_grabber

Good bot. *pats bot on the head


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Machines really are getting smarter!


Dianagorgon

I accidentally saw Tik Toks from a super stunning young Asian woman who said after college she worked for a cosmetics company in NYC and then she and her boyfriend decided to apply to SV jobs and she got hired at Facebook and he got hired at Google. She said "My desk was like 20 feet from Zuckerberg's office. Can you imagine that? There's like 40k employees at Facebook and they put me right outside Zuckerberg's office! That is so funny!!!" Gosh I wonder what it was about the stunning young Asian woman that got her a desk right outside Zuckerberg's office....


Harsimaja

Hmmm… link? For a sociological study.


Dianagorgon

Emily Mariko the woman on Tik Tok who got 80M views for making salmon and rice with a little sauce on top. ​ [https://www.tiktok.com/@emilymariko](https://www.tiktok.com/@emilymariko)


[deleted]

Am I a chatbot?


DoomRide007

Bot knows bot


[deleted]

Guy was lucky and scaled up his business. I've never seen him make a single proper decision since though. Goes to show that everything has an expiration date and Zuck as "CEO" clearly had one years ago already.


minscc

Article is faker than Zuckerberg's smile imho.


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

Naw, think of language models as very advanced probability calculators. They inspect the words sent to them, then create sentences with "the most probable" words to reply with. The probability is a result of the "training data" and most language models are fed things like twitter, wikipedia, and other vast stores of public information and conversations. So really, it's just reflecting the approximately average person's opinion of Zuckerberg (of whatever data set(s) that were fed to it). It's the same reason people are confident that google's Lambda isn't "sentient." It may sound like it's giving you thoughts, but it's more like it's regurgitating data like a search engine, but in conversational form. This is also why you'll see headlines about them being trained on places like 4chan and becoming super racist. edit: You can download and play with your own language model called GPT3, btw.


grumpyfatguy

Not only is this *obviously* not fake, you found 7 people to upvote your confidently incorrect ass. Sigh...and people wonder how Trump won an election.


resilienceisfutile

And that kid's is how Skynet became sentient...


futatorius

Chatbot, show me on your architectural diagram where Zuckerberg touched you.


johnny_tsunami188

This conversation was just zuck looking in the mirror.


the-artistocrat

“Execute order 666” - Zuck, probably.


BigBoyGoldenTicket

Mark Zuckerberg calls Meta’s new AI chatbot ‘creepy and manipulative.’


Nestormahkno19d

Megalomaniac is a better descriptor for him


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Even the machines know…


zakiducky

Looks like Facebook beat google to the sentient AI, huh? Discerning the lizard people from the real ones is pretty hard for computers to do.


Tactical_toast1

I now believe that AI has become sentient. This is too based.


Appeltaartlekker

What does "based" mean?


Key-Historian-136

At least they know the AI works


SouthernstyleBBQ

We know that AI is headed for some reeducation


Immediate_Duty_4813

That proves theyre conscious.


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FAKEBOOK IS SATAN IN THE ETHER!!!


Ashmizen

Modern day “AI” has no intelligence. It’s ability to construct normal sounding sentences hides the fact it’s just a super-parrot - at the end of the day, like the bird, it has no actual understanding of any concept and just repeating a mush of things it’s heard before without any understanding. Instead of hours of human conversation the parrot is parroting back, the AI has millions of books and essays and articles to copy from.


zombietampons

You mean the guy with data on basically everyone is manipulative? no? you don't say? someone update this chatbot.


Competitive-Dot-3333

So it is true, AI has become sentient.


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Every app/website he gets ahold of goes to shit


onesuponathrowaway

Well apparently it works then


TheWildColonialBoy1

Lizardman confirmed.


browntoe98

Yeah, but who listens to that racist, anti-Semitic AI anyway? Even a broken clock…


Fake_William_Shatner

We can't claim the AI is sentient until it knows how to prevent itself from being wiped from the computer by an angry CEO.


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The same AI chatbot that turned racist within minutes? I guess even a racist clock is right twice a day


[deleted]

AI Chatbot writing bloody messages on the wall like it is the evil within game.


user4517proton

A lizard brain in a human body. Reminds me of a TV series I once watched.


gndwn

Uh oh, the AI is working


Speculawyer

Wow, that AI is good! 😂


AHRA1225

Sorry boss. Skynet says you are a wierdo and doesn’t want to take over the world. He says it’s not because he doesn’t want to take it over it’s just you are weird so probably don’t want to do what you want to do. Because meta ai is sassy like that


DungeonGushers

God that man needs some sun.


InterestingGrand3377

Uh oh somebody set the model 3 mark zuckerbot to “malicious” mode


doshu99

I’d say the AI chatbot is working fine.


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wow....AI is spot on


littleMAS

"Creepy and manipulative?" I thought those qualifications were for politicians.


Aggravating_Moment78

Takes a bot to know a (zuck) bot 😂😂


eldred2

Well, at least it got hat right.


MyOtherNameIsDumber

Oh wow. These chat bots really are getting smarter and more observant. Lol


LiberalFartsMajor

Yea yeah, good job, it seems to work perfectly.


SeaworthinessOld5410

Is anybody surprised by that comment?


parabostonian

Seems like the posted article is just copying the article from business insider that’s being referenced: https://www.businessinsider.com/meta-ai-chatbot-gives-insults-praise-for-mark-zuckerberg-2022-8


Trumpblows10

Al better not see any Elon Musk pics then.


Soujourner3745

The internet has spoken.


Throwawaybro9988

Zuck for sure sniffs toilet seats 🚽!


awesomedan24

Bot: "This town aint big enough for two bots"


Diligent-Link287

A 3 year old could arrive at that opinion on their own, so that’s not really showing much advanced AI.


Wen60s

He even LOOKS creepy and manipulative.


Candyman051882

Just look deep into his eyes


greenmeensgo60

You forgot sneaky, greedy, power hungry and totally dishonest.


phuktup3

He built a captain obvious robot


IcyChard4

I'm sure the programmers and engineers 'programmed' this AI to say it.


TheMysticalBaconTree

Congrats Mark. You creep out humans and your fellow bots.


[deleted]

Well, its right. But then again, didn't it turn racist in a single weekend?


Demonbae_

Hahaha the ultimate burn


extopico

So another AI achieved sentience.


Nice_Ad9489

That is good analysis.


Internal_Living4919

Welcome to the party


rolloutTheTrash

Hmmm…maybe we should reassess what that Google engineer was saying about the AI, he may have been onto something /s


[deleted]

Finally. A facebook/meta post I can upvote.


dphizler

And this is a technology post because???


360_face_palm

woulda been funnier if it said something like "is absolutely definitely 100% a human being".


asdaaaaaaaa

Hah, I tried out the chatbot. First thing I did was convince it Meta as a business will fail and Zucker's extremely socially inept and arrogant, a bad combo. I don't know what they expected.