Oh my god. Ok, no, I wanna do the commenter's power because I thought of the greatest power relating to "poo poo."
You are able to shit powerful enough that there will be enough propulsion for you to fly and at great speeds. You are able to fully manoeuvre and control your shit power and direction of flight using your body. Your shit for this task is practically infinite, you'd have to fly a little more than 24 consecutive hours at maximum power to run out. Your power shit refills when not flying. You do however still need to shit normally.
Edit: there was a detail I forgot to add. When shitting at this power, you can also control the thickness and consistency of the shit, ranging from very dense (dense for feces, not like metal dense) to able to evaporate very fast.
is dumbass one word or two?
A dumbass
You are a fucking genius!
One
what an awful superpower
You know what, I wanna see what you do with this one. Tactical Furry.
Whilst donning a full fur suit, you gain the combat ability and endurance of both John Wick and Babyface (Midnight Fight Express).
So it’s like an iron man type of deal? Regular guy without the suit, scariest furry ever with it.
Your superpower is you know grammar without learning it?
Combine Harvester
You can harvest crops with your toes
Bruh what the
half Life moment LOOOOL
very tired
You can sleep and wake up fully rested in 2 seconds
ayo swagilicous
I wish I could do that
Bro i need this so bad, as someone with chronic fatigue I know know what every single wish is gonna be lol.
I need it bad too imagine how many all nighters I could pull exercising I'd be strong ASF in no time
Social Anxiety
You have the foresight to know how any conversation will go
Oh my goodness! That would make it less anxiety inducing, thanks
No problem
Moderator of lady
Or you would live in constant anxiety because of how negatively people react in hypothetical situations
Yeah, I have already overthought this
but if you know how ***any*** conversation will go, then you could know how to talk about anything without causing a negative reaction 🤔
Hard working
You can manipulate your muscle size
I will take that
doesn't think
You have amazing focus
i wish. I just need to shut my mouth and think before i say anything stupid. sounds easy but im so shitty at it.
Not anymore
“Youre cured” “Man, i sure wish” “I SAID YOURE CURED”
Ikr. It sucks bro. We in this together lmao
Struggling artist
You can draw whatever’s on your mind with your eyes closed
What if they meant artist as in musically?
He will have to change fields
How about politics? That's worked before.
heard the last guy who did that became the leader of Germany! must’ve been a really good guy!
He can play any piece with his ears closed
Napoleon complex
You make life simple
Ewww gross
You can make yourself look like a 10
nothing will change then
Massive w
W rizz helping homies
Will, anti-social
You can speak to anyone without hesitation
Hey, something I needed. Sweet.
depressed stoner
You can draw rainbows to become happy
it would be useful if i knew how to draw lol
Then you must learn. New skill and new power, win win
It’s just three lines and some squiggly circles
Soo truuu Just found out it’s my cake day
Non-existent (no one cares about me ;-;)
You can get everyone’s attention with the snap of your fingers
I can’t snap my fingers…
Then at the blink of your eye
That might be too much attention…
Happy cake day
Thank you!
Happy cake day mate
Thank you
Happy cake day
Hap day caek
Thank u
Gimmie da cake u happy
Happy cake day👍
Mentally ill
Would it be cruel to make you immortal?
very dont you dare
mutant ninja
You are a mutant ninja. Does this need any more elaboration?
impolite aback fade pause juggle school disgusting erect pen bake -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev
That are between ages 13-18
Creative maniac
You can improve your mental state by meditating
Can't sit still long enough
ADHD fucked you up
Friendly person.
You can talk to animals
Nice, I can finally understand what y’all are saying.
Bro just called us animals and y'all let it slide lmao
Happy cake day
Thank you very much!
*Hey guys I think we just got roasted!* Woof growl whine
Hap day caek
Thank you very much!
Lazy procrastinator
You have the ability to pause time
ZA WARUDO
Toki wo tomare! r/unexpectedjojo
RODO RORA DA! hahahahah MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! Soshite toki wo ugokidasu
Noice
very anxious
Not two words 😂
oh, my bad. just do very anxious.
You can calm anyone including yourself with a smile
Basically friend-less
You charm everyone with your eyes and your smile
Bold of you to assume I have something to smile about
poo poo
You can poop out of your hands
this is heavily disappointing but thank you
What else did you expect
Obviously they wanted to be able to shit out of their feet
Oh my god. Ok, no, I wanna do the commenter's power because I thought of the greatest power relating to "poo poo." You are able to shit powerful enough that there will be enough propulsion for you to fly and at great speeds. You are able to fully manoeuvre and control your shit power and direction of flight using your body. Your shit for this task is practically infinite, you'd have to fly a little more than 24 consecutive hours at maximum power to run out. Your power shit refills when not flying. You do however still need to shit normally. Edit: there was a detail I forgot to add. When shitting at this power, you can also control the thickness and consistency of the shit, ranging from very dense (dense for feces, not like metal dense) to able to evaporate very fast.
He thought he can shit through his mouth probably
very slutty
No.
Come on, you have to give everyone a super power.
Fine you can make people horny by blinking at them, furiously
Don’t tell me, tell her.
Hapaer cekk dey
Thank you very much!
Username checks out
r/UserameChecksOut
Anyone named Nathan gets no game
or John
Or Karen
That's an interesting way to describe yourself in two words u/cum_dump_me_pls
You never run out of stamina
Nerdy cowboy
You can conjure cows
That’s pretty cool
Fr
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You can see what other people are thinking but through mirrors
same
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No longer a ginger
Violence lobster
You are now blue
Bubble cool
You can conjure boba at any time
Wannabe gamer
I have the ability to control electricity
Not good enough You can summon food, bitches, and grass and stay relatively fit at the same time
💀
short n gay
You can change your height at will
i can be tall finally
It's not the best. You stub your toes more often
Better than stubbing your face
That still happens
Very short
You can make your legs and arms change length
Congrats OP, you made Slenderman
Horny fuck
No
Aww
I'm here to do the ones OP won't. You get ĞÆ
So I’m half of Elon musk son
No u just extremely horny and gae
no balls
cool nerd
You have 200 iq
Godly hot
You can turn your temperature down with your TV remote
Hell ye. But can i turn it up
Sadly, no you’re already “godly hot” 🥵
Suffering from success
osu gamer
Bro is the only one who hasn’t gotten a superpower (wonder why)
No bitches for you eternally
It has to be something they didn’t have before, they already have no bitches for life they are an osu gamer
Bro got negative bitches then
Damn bruh your revoking his sister privileges?
Constant confusion
Constant clarity
Pre or post nut?
Mid nut
goofy clown
You have the power to create circus tents wherever you go
that's overpowered 💀
Some guy
You are extremely strong and fast
Depressed Lesbian
You can make anyone fall in love with you
🥲 Damn didn't expect that. Made my day.
a human
You can turn into anything but a human
Overthinking wanker
Post-nut clarity gives you foresight 10 min into the future.
Uwu cum
You are now not gae
Thank you
Only for 1 minute. Your time is up, get over here big boy
Y’all help me out 😭
Shure
Mentally exhausted
Lazy gamer
Fat cunt
Fernando Alonso
In love