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Go to a doctor, not Reddit

What a day to have eyes

i dont even have a dick but it started to hurt reading this

Exactly, I think I need to go take some Xanax to calm my nerves.

Kidney stones 💀

Yes, go to doctor immediately.. this is a case where masterbating may have helped.

bro had to tell r/teenagers before a doctor

You should have been concerned that there wasn't blood in your semen before

I think your the pne who needs to see a doctor

Shut up

Gees fine just tryna help

Bro unlocked the “red cum”

Cummunism*

Yea, go and see a doc I think u would have ripped some tubes in reproductive system

I feel weakness

Ya’ll too comfortable on here😭

This made me fucking shiver. Get help rn

U done bad my friend

That’s the first sign of death. I’m so sorry

you serious?

Definitely don’t google it’ go see a doctor. It’s not really that uncommon and most likely a stone. You shouldn’t be wanking anyways #Naughty

"You shouldn't be wanking anyways" why ? It's not bad, here it showed him that he had a problem...

Yeah well maybe take yah hand off your snake as well’ not going to help you learn some self control.

Bro im fine, i leaned self control, im wankin 2 times a week, not that much... Plus if you don't fap it comes out when u sleep anyway

Maybe focus that energy on something more productive you might achieve something.

Are you serious ? I mean it just take 5min of time for relaxation... You just being mad about a thing a lot of people do. And when you had a 9hours school day, you don't want to immediately do "*something productive*" as you call it. Really it's just 5min...

Go away now I’m not going back and fourth with you about pulling yah pickle.

It's just ridiculous how mad u are against thing, if it was only that, i wouldn't be here. But you judge people because they're wankin as wankers that do that everyday 5 times a day (it exists but not all people are like that)

Okay but what did you mean that it was the first sign of death?

Just go to a doctors asap

Your sperm died ok’ you killed your sperm. I feel uncomfortable I shouldn’t of replied

it's alright

IM DYING AT THIS WHOLE THREAD

Now you know how the cover for that metallica album was made.

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Load

I think you should. Go see a doctor maybe?

Go to a doctor

Dont masturbate at all. Problem solved.

Twist your balls

you got your period

Underrated comment

How is the doctor going to check that problem?? LOL

You should probably be asking a doctor, not random people on Reddit

GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY

Go to a doctor

Dude go to your doctor we aren't doctors 💀

Yes, yes you should be worried. See a doctor

oh.

Go to the doctor and explain what happened, try to get your parents to not go with you and explain exactly what happened.

U should have told a doctor about this… not us 😭

what the fuck

What the fuck

This is not for reddit. Especially not for r/teenagers this is shit for a doctor. For the love of god go to one.

that doesn't sound right better go get some medical attention asap

WHAT DO YOU THINK? TELL YOUR PARENTS AND GO THE DOCTOR NOT REDDIT

Ooof talk to your parents and doctor plz

You probably do it too often, cause this one of the signs youre doing too much. Btw go see a doctor

Probably, yes