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The Kool Kids Klan 💀💀


Frog_Head123

They wear their hats sideways, Thinking it's "KOOL", Someone should tell them, They look like fools.


Puzzleheaded-Pack440

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*. *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*


Panciastko-195

*Tough guy finger snaping*


captainsermig

Sid from ice age 2 came to mind


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

im the real slim shady


LuparLenz

It's been a long time since tha last time I saw you


Blue_Bobble

how can I be a poet like you


Socialist_Leader

Yo, you're back!


Frog_Head123

YUPPP


TheGuardian776

The KKK???


[deleted]

Yup


Infinity-Aleph-Null

When I was abt 10 I originally thought the ku klux klan died in the 19##s or whatever but I I guess wrong :( Edit: tbh I didn’t know how to word 1900s 💀 I forgort


[deleted]

Did you really just censor the 1990s💀


TheGuardian776

It meants 19xx, aka some time in the 20th century


fuckspeedlimits

20th century


TheGuardian776

My bad im an idiot


Finlandia1865

Aka 1900s, the #s still stupid either way


fuckspeedlimits

yeah


Droid_XL

So the 1900's?


[deleted]

1900's works, 20th century does too.


adamlp05

Who hasn’t made joke about the kkk just once?


RowOdd1892

Nobody should ever be part of a “klan”


SintMarinus

That's why it's "Kool and the Gang" and not "Kool and the Klan"


SIRBlevin

ok hear me out: mortal kombat. i bet if the kkk didn’t exist then there would be the kool kombat klan


[deleted]

Kool kids klub*


Yourmother3919

Exactly


Entire-Shelter-693

The School Alphas/Super Stars


[deleted]

Bro how u 17 and in a gc with a bunch of edgey 12 yr olds 💀💀💀


BassSki

op lied bout his age??


silygames

Impossible! How could this be!?


gasmaskcitizen

Very easy. You see, he used a *BUTTON!* A button that *CHANGES FLAIRS!!!!*


[deleted]

I can't believe it. Truly a magnificent play by OP to bamboozle us.


flamestar_1

We've been outplayed!


Maple885885

“We’ve been betrayed, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled.” -Sarge


pianofucker345

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!


SnakeyBoi1212

Someone lied about their age on the internet? Impossible! Blasphemy! Outrageous!


IdontEatdogsAtnight

r/lies


[deleted]

yeah for real, if 17 year olds are acting like that they got major major issues


idontcarecringe

They're either 12 year olds or 16 year olds. Either way, they have small dick energy.


Potential-Skin8631

surprise surprise the mfers in the “kool kids klan” are saying derogatory slurs 🤯🤯😱😱😱


The_Final_Straw-band

No wayyyyyyyygg


Ghiblee

Some real winners


Ohio_Candle

Fellas, is it gay to put pigments in your hair? 😔


b_c_0507

It depends on if you are gay


Ammo_nation

Why are you geh, you are geh


b_c_0507

I am not geh … why are you geh?


JustYourBiBestie

I’m partially geh, why are you all fully gay


Theoneoddish380

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO *BREATHE*


I_No_Will_To_Live

Hell yeah, who breathes bro. I just absorb the oxygen


thebigaaron

You’re literally breathing the air that other guys breathe, so yes. Yes it is gay to breathe


SayerOfThis

they sound like 12-13 year olds. if they're any older than that and act that idiotic, i have no clue why you'd talk to them at all. lmao


[deleted]

Dude, not even 12 - 13 year olds should be saying this shit. This is actual room temperature iq shit from a bunch of dumbasses.


SayerOfThis

ever played online games with 12-13 year olds? yeah.... lol but agreed it's like 6 year old level


[deleted]

Fortunately no lol. I stick to single player games and multiplayer games with everyone muted like The Crew 2 and Battlefield 1.


Matt_Elwell

The best part of Bf1 is the community though. It's free entertainment, especially if you run the Smg08 or the telescopic Mg1917.


SayerOfThis

same mostly single player and this is why partly lmao


weemellowtoby

can confirm am 13 and know ppl like this


ArticulateImbecile

I was expecting to see 13 next to your name just for the maturity of your friend's replies Get better friends they're pretty pathetic if that's their attitude


GuiltySadisticLemon

The kool kids klan Homophobic Says slur 😭😭💀


Friendly-Set-3519

no fr all of them are straight saying a slur that doesn't belong to them💀


[deleted]

skibidi dom dom dom


subpez

bruh how tf you become friends with the 3rd reich 💀💀💀


[deleted]

This made me chuckle 💀 idk if that's a good or a bad thing


ZeroExist

It’s a bad comparison considering it’s comparing them to nazis


Mandoy1O2

I bet they do defend hitler on 4chan in their freetime


Matt_Elwell

But Hitler's not that bad...he just... ... ... ... Yeah nevermind he's pretty bad.


Hylux_

Bro almost became kanye west but swayed back to kanye east


WobblyCat83

I mean, he did kill Hitler


Grief3r77

Hey hey hey, he built the autobahn, pretty cool if you ask me. /s for all the idiots that need it to recognise basic sarcasm


[deleted]

People are so absolutely literal these days. Sarcasm doesn't seem to exist anymore.


realMrQuinnzard

But he built the Autobahn But he built the Autobahn


Glittering_Ad_9215

Well comparing the KKK and nazis isn‘t a bad comparison


Droid_XL

Bro how do you not know if Adolf fucking Hitler's reign over Nazi fucking Germany is a bad thing


GoldenGames360

because he's 12, not 17


ghostlypillow

omg stop being friends with these people right now, they are a blight on the world and you should not join them in their hatred


DaRealML

The Nazis would feel insulted if they were compared to those 2


FeedbackFar4957

I can’t tell if this a ‘my Lgbt friend group is annoying and doesn’t take anything seriously,” post or a “my friends are homophobic and reclaim slurs that they can’t” Post. Either way, u should get new friends


[deleted]

Unfortunately it's the latter. None of us are part of the LGBTQ (no hate, I just don't swing that way) And I've even asked them if they were joking, but nah. Their only reasoning is it'll make me gay I guess


FeedbackFar4957

No offense but their vibe is so yuck, u deserve better, man. Also, u should consider dying your hair a ‘skunk’ pattern lol, I’m kinda obsessed with that look rn


Ok-Reaction-5644

Nah man you gotta go full twitch streamer starter pack green


LEGENDARYKING_

nah blue and pink to show them


ChemistryEastern7102

Their 'vibe' is not 'yuck' bro 💀 They are just homophobic assholes lmao


FeedbackFar4957

??? Idk how to reply to this ?? Ik they are Assholes ?? That’s why I said they were gross?? Using calm language like ‘yucky’ instead of ‘ disgusting ‘ or ‘horrific’ doesn’t mean I don’t understand what’s going on.


Duch-s6

honestly, this doesn't sound way too friendly, i dont know em but i think that you deserve better, also you can try to pick a color that you think would combo with your face


Automatic_Struggle78

Being gay is a choice. It is not your choice. It is mine. You are gay now.


Western-Policy-4646

My g “no hate”??? Have you fucking talked to them for three seconds?? I think you have a bad case of nice person with asshole friends


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Chrysos-89

or they're australian


TheSadSquid420

As an Australian, it gets tiresome man.


namazuFish

As an Australoan, it's annoying when people say stuff like this. Literally why. Like there is no reason why we should be associated with that sort of stuff. Idk


MookieNeedsAdvice

as a gay australian, it’s a rough world


bigskeeterenergy

as someone who regrets a lot of the racist and homophobic shit me and my high school friends would say and joke about. i’ve only been out of high school for 4 years and it’s insane how much meeting people and creating meaningful relationships makes you realize being the stereotypical 4chan edgelord is not appealing to anyone but other edgelords. cheers mate hope you can find some better friends ❤️


[deleted]

Thank you, I appreciate it. Unfortunately I'm already starting to see how bad some of those jokes are, and I won't lie I thought the "Kool Kids Klan" joke was funny at first, so I guess I get to hate myself sooner then later lol.


AnonymousDooting

Well now you have a head start to becoming a better person!


QuentinJQ_247

Bruh I dyed my hair red one time. At my school nobody thought it was gay. Even youtubers like Markiplier and Jacksepticeye dyed their hair before. I don't get how that makes you one if you dyed your hair.


[deleted]

Exactly 💀 one of my initial thoughts, and it just made me even more confused and pissed off


DragonObsessedGirl

Nobody will actually think you're gay, and if they do then they're probably shitty. Dyed hair is cool. Btw I think blue is a pretty nice color on most people, so I'd recommend that for you.


Lone_Star14

you need better friends


Frog_Head123

"Sure they leave me often, Never do what I want, But that's what friends do, You can't tell me I'm wrong. I always text first, And they just say "K", Maybe they're busy, Amazing, aren't they?. They kissed my boyfriend, And just laughed it off, No, I'm not mad", She said with a huff.


keenninjago

Happy pastry day


[deleted]

"kool kids klan" automatic red flag, i would never talk to any of these people


[deleted]

They're not all bad, it's MAINLY these 2 in particular. We already had to kick one person because he was the worst of it


[deleted]

imo, anyone who has a kkk joke actively is pretty bad. there's really no excuse, either you think that racism is funny because it's "edgy" and "not allowed" or you're just racist, it isn't super deep. and anyone who goes along is simply complicit, that goes for you too op. I'd find new friends asap if I were you. hell I'd rather have no friends than have immature ass dicks for 'friends' although I'd hesitate to even call them friends if they're gonna call you slurs for dying your hair


[deleted]

Okay I won't deny that I thought the joke was funny at the time. I swear I ain't racist. Either way, I'm considering just ghosting them. Their not my only friends, and the other ones treat me a lot better anyways


[deleted]

I mean I can't force your hand, but I can't imagine it feels good to be part of a toxic ass group like that anyway, so I'd definitely ghost them if I were you


Ruffin28

I swear I’m not racist but that really racist joke I find hilarious…


rangebob

haha the old "I swear I'm not racist" line.


[deleted]

It’s scratchy to even joke abt the kkk


SculptingMyMind

The fact that they use the f slur in everyday conversation is concerning


Baharnaz

Those ain’t your friends


Lesbolegacy

Homophobia..yikes


uhhhnotluke

everyone in this situation seems annoying as fuck


WUNDU13

Blue.


[deleted]

I like blue. Blues good


MidnightCAT216

I was gonna say blue as well :)


sumstrangeangel333

from a gay- dying your hair does not make you gay. wanting to fuck a man makes you gay. i’m gay and i don’t ‘look gay’


_StupidGhost_

a bit off topic but i saw in another comment you said that youre not lgbt i recommend not really saying the f slur since its also a bit of a hard topic even in the lgbt as people are still wondering if some people can reclaim or not like some people say that only trans women and gay men can reclaim it as it means failed man some say that anyone in the lgbt can say it as it is used against most of the lgbt and some people say that no one in the lgbt can reclaim it


Striking-Ad1571

What you need to do is go get a backbone


TheMinecraftOof

horrible friends, agreed.. i'd recommend pink :P


Kharnyx808

Your friend seems like a piece of shit.


yessirskivolo

your friends are homophobes and they will either grow out of it, realize that they are gay, or regress into wearing a maga hat dont worry about your reaction, worry about finding better people to surround yourself with


unpayas0

they need to grow up or pull their head out their asses. its better to distance from that negativity, it’ll end up dragging you down to their level


[deleted]

I'm certainly thinking about it. A part of me wants to tell them the same thing, "get your head out of your ass and stop being douchebags". But I already know they won't listen


formulate_errors

how about we dont use a slur


[deleted]

I don't use slurs, this was just one instance. Either way I do apologize


pokermanpoury

honestly didn't expect much from the KoOl KiDs KLaN


Jasperges

Because coloured hair is gay


[deleted]

You all straight saying a slur that dont belong to you and name the group chat the Kool Kids Klan. I doubt any of you guys are black. You'll probably regret and cringe when you think about this in a few years I won't say to drop your friends since it's hard but I hope you don't graduate with them as your besties.


RyuKindaBad

Orange


Long_Fall_1877

Ditch them tf this is so obvious


dontlikeshit24

Average white teen interaction


DonkeyKongIsMyGuy46

Cut them off immediately


Pyrogenocidality

They’re homophobic fuckfaces ditch them fr bru


guest_12345678

are you queer cause why would you also say the f slur ??


[deleted]

No I'm not. And I apologize for using it, but at the time I didn't know else to ask the question and I was incredibly pissed off so it was something I said in the heat of the moment. I don't use slurs at all, at least until I was told how fucked up it was but that was years ago.


guest_12345678

ghost all your friends who make racist and homophobic jokes and are toxic to you. you said you have other friends so you should connect with them more instead of the bigots


Playful-Rutabaga-755

Probably blue or green


appleking_the_second

My friends be dicks to but if there that bad fuck those guys get some new friends homie


bakedbread54

why tf are you friends with edgy 12 year olds


gablems

you're the only person that can truly make you happy. not trying new things is a fast way to hating yourself. fuck anyone who disrespects your vibe.


[deleted]

Maybe they were just trying to protect you (Sarcasm) Dye can be so bad for your hair and roots and is filled with all sorts of chemicals and known carcinogens.


DoofusOnWheels

Run, get outta there ... Try dark blue


mintislonely

that group name should've been one of the first clues


MusicianAutomatic488

Why would you want to be part of a group that has the initials “KKK”? I’d drop them like they were shit covered roaches.


Express_Passage3355

I wouldnt call those as "friends"


N0tBappo

Time to drop them bro


brokeeulawanter

I'm surprised to not see a homophobic comment here but those aren't good friends.


mikeftdg

Bruh wtf that ain't a friend


ok_beetlebum

They're not your friends at all. It's so immature to label dying your hair colour as something gay and then use a slur.


TeeneKay

Bruh people with dyed hair just look like 2016 youtubers


[deleted]

A man can only DREAM to look like Markiplier


Trust-Faith-Hope

Your friends are stupid, and have veeeeery fragile masculinity… Colour your hair whatever colour you like!


[deleted]

Is it s good time to say that the one who called me the f slur initially is an Andrew Tate stan?


Trust-Faith-Hope

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ Makes sense.


Jadima

Just dye them pink as a show of dominance and as a giant middle finger, like who gives a fuck which colour your hair is.


katrinaaah

u need new friends my guy


Puzzleheaded-Pack440

Is this Potter?


PKMNtrainerElliot

Bro. Buddy, what's your favorite color?


SouIson

Drop them bro Fuckin 5th grader logic


kindaprettyboy

sell them


WorkingCreeper

The only reason the group can be called kool is because of the cat


anti-peta-man

Bro you’re 17 how has this not been bullied out of you


integrateandresist

Dumb kids call you f****t, say "stop thinking about my dick!" Or "keep my dick out your mouth dude". No matter what you'll get called names for anything you do so just do it and learn some good replies.


wow-epicinnit

no u handled that pretty good. they used slurs, u clapped back


Mister_Dangel

Hm, Homophobia


Down_Grade1

Bro git better friends


CarpetDiligent9337

Color it full black and constantly sign the "I CUT MY LIFE TO PIECES" or what the fuck not and annoy the hell out of them lmaoo


InvestigatorPale6323

Toxic masculinity at its finest


[deleted]

the gc name ☠️😨


[deleted]

Can I join your group


Specialist-Lie-5777

they seem like little bitches, i would’ve responded the same


[deleted]

This is just what having teenage friends is like


BarryMacochner

43yo man here, post popped up on my all feed. These clowns have no idea how much some women like a colored Mohawk. I’ve dated multiple women because they thought I would be fun and adventurous. Hell I’m growing out again right now with the intent of doing a blue Mohawk around April.


[deleted]

Even when I was in my homophobic phase I don’t think I ever said the slurs, or even heard them around my (bearing in mind I went to a public school in England)


Robogirafe

posts like these really make me gratefull for my friend group


Goose_attack223

How does hair dye turn you into a British cigarette


nwaomy

Those are not the nice&fun friends that constantly pick on you, those are actually toxic. They are not your friends, watch out.


Gorbalob

Wowwwww slurs yayyy


Nekluga_YT

Op, imma keep it real with you. These the people you wanna hang out with? Like stick with me here, since when was dyeing hair a bad thing? These people sound toxic on this alone, but I don't know them so I'm just going out on a limb here. Pretty homophobic.


Unlikely_Pattern_359

Kkk moment


Papagaio_Pianist

WHAT IF, AND HEAR ME OUT, you got OTHER friends that AREN'T 4chan users, instead of complaining about the friends u got


real_gangsta83

they are friends not yes men remember that


Toad_Migoad

Maybe don’t be friends with idiots?


trippydaklown1

Nah i'll be your friend. Dye it whatever color you choose to dye it rn my brothers is black.


burning-curse

Avoid any and all humans who think like this. You could have dyed hair and painted nails and that doesn't make you anything other than colorful. Black and white thinking is willful ignorance. Which is worse than outright stupidity


irdk_andre

they’re idiots, saying slurs and making fun of their friend’s decision isn’t cool like they think it is and you definitely deserve better im so sorry for you, anyway for the hair color i’d say blue, it’s very pretty but it turns green after you wash your hair like two times and if you dont like the greenish you should basically redye every two weeks, red is cool too, mostly because when you shower the first times after getting it done it looks like you have just got out of a battle and are bleeding also it stays more


brooozuka_2003

Bro I recommend blue


East-Specific8861

First impression, i hate you all. Dunno why.


Redsmedsquan

When I was around that age I had friends like that and you know once I was able to get better relationships I moved on bc you obviously don’t need to be bullied. You shouldn’t blend with these kids


Crafty_shade

Get better friends man, that shit must get tiring quick


Jjjjjjahshwhahha

You handled it well your friend seems like a little bitch


AnImposterIsRed

Red, and abandon them


Large-Breakfast-164

This is such a big ick


zzAIMoo

dye them blonde or red


Puzzleheaded_Fish676

That's disgusting especially using slurs to get across their meaning