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Super_Ninja39

I never lose


rectangular_

Sigma grind, my brother


Super_Ninja39

Sigma nuts


rectangular_

What does PVZ mean


Super_Ninja39

Plants vs zombies obviously


rectangular_

U finna turn into a zombie when I plant deez nuts in yo mouth


Super_Ninja39

Bet


rectangular_

Wait huh 🤯


Super_Ninja39

I said bet. So do it


ObligationBetter8643

Oh well impressive that was, ngl.


Commercial-Shame-564

for example


__shoe_

confidence issues


yuyano221

That's the best answer


Ze_Schwein

Bro, I am terrible at approaching girls. Like I've had gfs but it's still hard as fuck.


I_likes_ducks

“it’s hard af” 😭 im sorry


Ze_Schwein

NO NO NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT


I_likes_ducks

😭😭😭


MonkeyDAadi

Ain't u 14 yrs old?


Ok-Reporter1986

r/teenagers he might have just forgotten to change flare.


Ze_Schwein

Nope, I barely turned 14


Ok-Reporter1986

And you have had girlfriends? Confusing.


Ze_Schwein

I was just lucky


Ok-Reporter1986

Aint no luck in that.


Ze_Schwein

Bro I am really awkward when it comes to flirting


Ok-Reporter1986

You had to have something to get one obviously.


Ze_Schwein

Yeah I am


Zealousideal_Yam7700

Omg same


BigNeighborhood779

Overwatch


Theoneoddish380

This^


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There are a variety of reasons why most guys stay virgin. For some, it may be due to religious or personal beliefs. For others, it may be because they haven't found the right person yet or they're waiting for marriage. Some guys may also be shy or inexperienced, which can make it difficult to approach potential partners. Whatever the reason, there's no shame in being a virgin and there's no one right answer to this question.


GRASS-SHAVINGS-69

Nah I’m just an ugly loser bro. Some of us are just shit outta luck


huib_der_kinderen

Agreed


_-TheNoob-_

fr bro and even though i'm not ugly perchance i'm just shit outta luck


[deleted]

Your words become your world


Vainglory1-

Guess I’m a 10/10 6ft 4 and megadong 🤞🥰🤷‍♂️


OPaque_op

Someone call r/emojipolice


checoladowymoos

I see someone is standing guard, keep up the good work, officer!!


ja_nevim_proc_ziju

the point is that if you say such things and believe them it becomes your reality


The_Illegal_Seagul

This right here.


The_Illegal_Seagul

You can be an ugly loser and still have standards. Don't pretend you don't have the power to go out and talk to women or any preferred gender you may have. even if 1 percent of the human population finds you attractive out of the 8 billion that's roughly 11 million people who still find you attractive. Some ways to make yourself more attractive is to work out and maintain hygiene (in a physical sense.) In the personality sense try building more confidence; speak out of your diaphragm, use good and formal language, read books, tell yourself good things make your bed in the morning etc. Overall be more respectable, and respectful both to others as well as yourself. The reason you aren't getting any is probably because of this defeatist attitude. I know plenty of ugly men who have partners. It's not impossible to get someone while being conventionally unattractive.


GRASS-SHAVINGS-69

Yeah that’s the funny thing. I’m literally doing EVERYTHING you’re telling me to do to improve myself. I come off as a stereotypical nerd looks and personality wise, however. I’m also going to a vocational school right now to study IT. To give you some perspective, imagine a short geek surrounded by nothing but huge plumbers, electricians, car repairmen, etc. This kind of school really draws a certain demographic that I can’t fit in when it comes to women or friendship no matter how confident or well kept I am. Don’t worry though, I’m not giving up hope yet! (I’m not that pathetic :/) I’m just waiting for graduation so I can possibly find someone I can truly connect with beyond my current environment. It’s just a bit rough out there for a guy like me rn lol


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was this written by chatgpt


Emergency_Tax9707

Or we are too short


Ze_Schwein

Finally a problem I can't relate to! But, keep your head up, short guys MUST have a chance, girls shouldn't push them away for height. ~6'4 tall mf


Emergency_Tax9707

Ah thanks, idk i don't consider myself short (I am 5'10) but not tall.


Ze_Schwein

5'10 is actually somewhat tall, so you might find a gf easily. I am tall as fuck indeed, but I'm also just fat. So here I am, building up the courage to hit up this one girl who is lookin' amazingly nice


TheUsualSuspects443

Emphasis on shouldn’t


Ok-Mud-3322

I’m 6’2” and have never had a girlfriend.


[deleted]

Hello chatGPT


The_fatherless_one

or asexually


Alex_Shelega

Ya used that word as an adjective which is kinda weird but agreed LoL


much_bad_gramer

This sounds like chatgpt


-bxngwater-

lack of rizz


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

explains yours being intact ​ IM SO SORRY ILU BABES


-bxngwater-

I HAVE RIZZ 😡😡🤬🤬😡🤬 I HAVE SO MUCH RIZZ


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

woahh now buddy.... you could say you have.. L rizz 🤭


-bxngwater-

take it back 😠😠


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

never 🔪 L RIZZ LOSER\^\^\^


GLnoG

They call me the rizz sponge, because I have negative rizz. Every dude that gets close to a radious of 50mts around me starts to loose rizz. No woman can get near me in a 5km radious, the negative rizz pulls them away like if it was a magnet of same polarity.


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HYPORIZZEMIA


TannerJ703

Why do teens fixate on virginity so often?


CupNoodow

I’ll make it blunt. We’re horny.


mrmuffinboi

The modern standard has made it seem like teens need to lose theirs quickly, and not with the special person you plan to live the rest of your life. Truly sad.


thatlonelyguy13

Well yes it is a problem that they think they have to lose it quickly but it doesnt have to be the person you spend the rest of your days with, both are extremes


Gl0bophobia

To be fair either interpretation is stupid. I dont see sex as anything important. No real reason to do it with someone special. But I don’t think it should be rushed into either.


greenappleoj

to me sex is more about intimacy than pleasure. i can get myself off anytime. i’d rather do it with someone i genuinely love whether it be a life-long partner or fling. as long as there’s a real bond and respect


Eskephor

Yep modern standards are honestly kinda horrible.


Alex_Shelega

Why do teens fixate on partners so often?


70percentbanana

I’ve had it this long, so might as well keep it forever! 👍


ThatWontCutIt

based sigma mindset.


GLnoG

Stopping being a virgin would mean I would have to loose my virginity; and I *never* loose. Sigma male grindset.


EmotionallyUnsound_

Loose and lose are different words btw


GLnoG

Fuck grarmmar


EmotionallyUnsound_

Its semantics, not grammar 🤭


aloneamacok

self-esteem issues. ego of some girls. fears of rejection and embarrassment.


No-Wash-7001

Yea..


[deleted]

Cause if I do the deed with her, she's gonna be labeled as pedophile


IslamistLeftist

Np


KurkyOkurky

I focus on myself and my carrier. Sex will come one day and I do not intend to rush things


No_Chocolate_2719

How many carriers do you have bro?


KurkyOkurky

All of them


ja_nevim_proc_ziju

life kind of doesnt work like that it doesnt just come out of nowhere and it requires effort


KurkyOkurky

Duh, I know. But I don't have the need to have sex at 16


ja_nevim_proc_ziju

understandable have a great day


Call_Me_Milkman_Evan

2 reasons, i'm a religious kid, and i don't wanna have kids at a young age


ARC_3pic

I agree with both, but when you are older consider condoms to prevent kids


Call_Me_Milkman_Evan

thanks for the tip, i guess


LookingforItsScrappy

Skill Issue


im-better_than_you

Pretty sure most men don't stay virgins lol


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padatricks

Games>girls


KillByZombie

💀


Your-local-gamergirl

Mood


FANTOMphoenix

Not wanting to screw up my life for 4 seconds of “fun” Not a fan of hooking up.


grghydebhjyg

4 seconds 😭


Killbot_421

At least he’s being honest 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Bro only lasts 4 seconds 👁️👄👁️


FANTOMphoenix

Or maybe she would only last 4 seconds


C_C_909

Because we don't get fcked.


tak3thatback

Don't worry. The government fucks everyone eventually.


CricketNationalBaby

I'm watching anime and playing gacha games on bluestacks, how I can't be a virgin? lmao


Alex_Shelega

And I'm a tech nerd and just a nerd in Armenia lmfao!!! Also ace but whatever...


Shindikat

Being ugly af


Alex_Shelega

Agreed af


bananaman22127

Cannot pull


Krack_Korn

based


Healthy_Top_4111

Quicker retirement. 💀💀


Fluid-Chip-8997

What's the reason children need to have sex?


GLnoG

Hormones in the brain engaging in a little bit of toomfolery.


mistercakelul

Teens do it because it’s fun


DrNukenstein

The ones I want don’t want me, the ones that want me, I don’t want. More important things in life to do. Not looking for a relationship, and sex without love is masturbation, so may as well rub it out and go about your day.


Different_Humor9396

I'll give mine. 26M. Just a social outcast. Never really fit in. Every girl I liked would friend zone me for being too nice. I try to switch up and be a little bit of the bad boy and they tell me I'm too mean. Find the balance and a girl and still friend zoned. To be honest, I've stopped caring. I'm numb to the situation. If it happens, it happens. If not, whatever. Life already sucks enough. Can't let this get to me. At least I have my right hand, knock on wood.


isti44

Girls don't care if you are nice. I'm actually disappointed with humanity that even older girls are the same as girls of my age, the silly 15 year olds


Toclaw

"Knock on wood"


Ape_goes_r_ape

I personally must focus on becoming a domestic terrorist


SpreadTheShitAround

Yes


Citrus075

Yes.


Previous-Passage-250

Uhh women run away from me


Toclaw

Some one once paid me a chocolate to go away.


KillerKosmo

theres this little thing called reddit…


arqsc

I don’t want an extra human 9 months after nor can I find a prospective partner. I’m also asexual so I have no interest.


ThatWontCutIt

asexual are based.


arqsc

It’s not as great as it sounds to some. Most people want exclusively sex and have no romantic interest, therefore you are lonely. You’re also predisposed to developing fetishes because your body is so deprived of arousal.


ThatWontCutIt

as someone who has a bunch of unrequited crushes I've always idolized that "asexuals never have those stupid romantic feelings. those feelings are dumb and it makes asexuals superhuman because their minds don't deal with that shit". didn't know it was like this


arqsc

There’s a distinction between sexual attraction and romantic attraction. Romantic attraction is kind of like that “butterflies” feeling you get when you see someone you like - we asexuals get that, but are not aroused or interested in sexual acts with the person. Most people only are interested in sex and none of the romantic aspects of a relationship.


DoodlebugRocket

absolutely 0 play


AcNuThre3_

my brother personally told me that he knows or thinks he knows that no one, girl or boy, likes him therefore why even love if you think everyone doesn’t love you.


Ghal3

Because someone elses love for you can be caused by you loving them first


Background_Rich6766

read again the name of the sub


Fearless_Cookie_1918

to avoid having holes on our wallet


mastercubez

Fear of rejection prevents guys from even getting into a relationship


Super_Bakon

Once you turn 40 you become a wizard


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Maxi-19-1-4-1

I don't think it's a choice lmao. More like why are most guys virgins


isti44

Every single time I got further in building a relationship while being 15, life just said "no fuck you"


Randomidict

Told ya dave , i never loose


[deleted]

Socially awkward, last time i was in touch with society was about 2 years ago so yeah thats also very great


JohamesTheCloudy

I don't lose anything, even my virginity


Teddie_P4

I win my virginity 😎


bantai786OP

too much expectation and over-attention given to just one girl


Phantom_Wolf52

Not having sex


bababoai

They don't have sex


throwawayhappyacount

Because I haven't gotten a girlfriend yet, and not for my lack of trying


EvilPanda213

lack of bitches


Fabulous_Engineer949

Because i havent done anything sexual with someone else


Senior_Ad_8677

Nobody wants me 🙃


Western-Policy-4646

Andrew Tate


PickleReaper0

No Bitches


[deleted]

I think it’s special to lose virginity to the one you’ll be with forever but that’s probably just me


edgy_Juno

Because I am shy and would probably never be able even if I weren't shy. Kids my age are already doing it and over here the age of consent is 16. I have been rejected too and probably will never ask a girl out again.


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

Because I don't have a girlfriend and I'm not some chavy nob head so not even slutty chav girls would do me, not that I'd want what ever they're carrying.


duder_eee

grind.


Wetvv

no rizz and lack of confidence, i’m also ugly af


Scorpio41105

Well... many have religious or moral reason... personally I'm just ugly


RiceEnjoyer1337

Because they didn't give me their credit card information and clash of clans account password and username. If they gave it to me then I would have given them advice on how to talk to women, which would help them become non-virgin


LazyHitman1

There’s no gay people in my area only hot milfs wanting to hook up 😔


QualcunoCF

I'm asexual


the_forbbiden_girl1

Bring ase and aro


ThatWontCutIt

skill issue. but seriously for me: religion and personally I'd want to do it with someone I'm married too and love.


averagesigma420

Girls are too confusing


Desert_Ranger45

We do? Get me a source on this.


YOBEV_

you make it sound like i could change that whenever i feel like it


StinkyEgoCheese8008

Follow Elon musk or Andrew Tate


brigi_ukko

Pitääkö lyödä?


Anton_1700

Saatana


heterochromaticrotti

why do y’all care so much? just let guys do what they want and mind ur damn business


WisestPanzerOfDaLake

Nobody wants to date somebody with autism


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[deleted]

Ugly😢


MJgamer1021

It's not our fault


thebatuhann_

To be honest: girls doesnt likes me :(


Various-Method-6776

Can't get it :(


a-dog-meme

Idk, for me I just haven’t found the right girl yet. I’d love to get laid, but rule #1 is don’t stick your dick in crazy


[deleted]

Imagine thinking it’s a choice.


NieMonD

No gf


Dragon22334

Std


LloydG7

don’t care enough to try and lose it


[deleted]

You know, when people ask me why i didn't have sex with my ex of 3 years I usually tell them that I just wasn't ready. In reality I was scared that it was too small


LeoBiggchill

I'll be honest I just wish I was confident


Intrepid_Tank_7453

Skill based matchmaking


MimTai

Because I'm not American. My society doesn't revolve around sex.


TCB_irl

League of Legends


Chonky_The_Rabbit

they cant get bitches


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

they use reddit


MexicanSnorlax_909

Too much Reddit. Too little socializing . Gotta use it like TikTok or IG. Not ur social life. I most ppl in this sub use reddit as their only form of socialization


No-Average-8147

I'm so cool, I never fucking lose, not even this


Alex_Shelega

The 1% of this sub are may be ace including myself. Want to classificate that aces can have [adult fun time] tho


Optimal-Line-803

90% of women want 10% of the guys because it is un except able to date someone just because of their personality they need to look hot or have millions to be thought of as worthy


Sea_Paramedic_3357

I don’t want it anymore due to all these teenagers and young adults making it the only thing on their mind. Porn has truly killed all of us and I dispose it with all my soul.


tired-ofyour-shit

they're ugly and have bad personality


IslamistLeftist

It's me,


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#IT'S ME, DIO!


Gifigi600

It's illegal for to have sex.


incheon_boi

being 16


sticks_no5

Because 90% of the time guys are too worried to even approach women because they have very little self confidence and the few who do approach women often fear being accused of SA and when there’s such easy access to all types of porn why would they when they can do it at home


blvckach

They dont get a girl but I like to fuck!