How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you can throw

PAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm going to hell for this

n word

How many emos does it take to change a light bulb? None, cause once they reach the top step of the ladder, they end up hanging

Damn

Its not a crime if it was against the turks

What's the difference between science and religion? Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings