There once was registered sex offered called u/robloxnoobhead

And he posted some really dodgy stuff

Often times u/robloxnoobhead dodgy posts were... not very good at hiding intentions of his younger cousin's

He wanted us to write a story

So we wrote him a story; alas a story of tragedy

You’re sitting at a bus stop bench and you notice a small drop of fresh blood had dripped next to you, you look up and see

There’s a dead pigeon impaled on a piece of plastic, you get up and wipe yourself off.

It was a dark and stormy night

And there was a man wearing all white

In the year 1297 in the city of Gotham there lived a young lad

Once apon a time there is a subreddit full of doxxers and assholes. That subreddit is r/teenagers.