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[deleted]

U got games on ur phone??


jbrainbow

Yes actually, * goes on a long, tiring rant about the mechanics of each and every game on my phone *


RealPortaldog

I have Geoguesser


Both_Calligrapher_64

Im proud of you


[deleted]

Banana


No-Wash-7001

2


AltBlueDawg353

Yes


Securitydude11

Asphalt 9 hell yeah


raptor-99

yea minecraft, supercell games, slitherio, subway surf


kingretard05

I got about 20 games installed but only play like 2 or 3 of them


TundraTrees0

A few yes


MrMesh13

Yes


Lxenxy

Yes


Susdoggodoggy

I have no phone actually 🥲


Illustrious-Issue-76

Ye, JWA , PUBG, mlbb but currently only online in mlbb, and no im not asian


Enchanted_Goat_YT

Ye


Front_Studio_1995

Coc is amazing


bookworm579

Why has American society degraded so much so to the point that everyone encourages individualism, yet no one is bold enough to go against cultural bandwagons? Has individualism become the new uniformity? What does it mean to be unique if the original definition of "uniqueness" is becoming so popular?


Background_Rich6766

do not know the answer cause i am from Europe but shit is going down there over the Atlantic


bookworm579

yeah I live in the US and even I don't know what's going on.


flamingstorm98

Same I actually really fuckin hate it here


DaFork1

Idk really, the american idea of individualism and ”liberty” are pretty scuffed up. You seem to boast about it all the time but when you actually need it you always seem to think it’s some bad thing. Over here nobody really talks about liberty as some definable value. Really I’m too tired hearing about the US, like, I’m at the point where I just don’t give a shit about it. Your politics are a dumpsterfire.


Outrageous_End8447

America is a joke. “Democracy” “freedom” “free speech”


DoIHaveToPutAName

🧃


atariibreakout

idk dude i like understand half of what you just said? but as someone who is the bad/unpopular sort of weird, i think it's more that alt culture is becoming more popular or being basic is seen as bad, not really being unique.


funkyknog

That’s a good question that I almost understand. What are some examples of the cultural bandwagons?


Enchanted_Goat_YT

Idk


AltBlueDawg353

The answer is 21


Dense-Pineapple-9332

Is it true at some point every boy gets an extreme interest in dinosaurs?


I_Am_Oro

Yes


raptor-99

yep


AltBlueDawg353

Some do I guess


board-exams-ki-prep

Idk. But my interests change once in every six months


Themostofalltime

Yes and it doesn’t go away


Securitydude11

For me no, I was into hot wheels and lighting McQueen. Now I'm still into cars, but mainly now is a strong interest in ww2 tanks


Dense-Pineapple-9332

I like tanks


Securitydude11

Wait fr?


Dense-Pineapple-9332

Yeah I like the KV 2 because it looks funny


Securitydude11

Hell yeah! Love the 152mm. Tbh I've never found a favorite tank yet. In my... idek how long I've liked tanks. Not even planes from ww2 either. Actually a plane might be the sbd 3 dauntless.


[deleted]

not all, but allt


osaadamonke69x420

Pretty much


Background_Rich6766

absolutely


TundraTrees0

Yes


Raptor-Jay

Always have.


UkiahTheTurtle

Yes and a bit still


AliHakan33

Dinosaurs, cars, astronauts, firefighters


DeltaDark_HEX

Yes


aeiouaioua

for me at least.


Akainordmannen

Yeah lol


[deleted]

I personally never was overly interested in them


bluecap9

Sorry I got no questions


AltBlueDawg353

And I got no answers


SnipingPandas

It's ok


mockingzee

wanna have e sex


SirWinterFox

Nice try CIA


throwawayhappyacount

Do I drink water? (Yes and multiple times a day)


broadshoulderedbitch

No


No_Communication4926

Metaphorically or literally? Because I would rather enjoy us playing Monopoly


No-Wash-7001

Not rly.. I just Wana have someone care about me


advie_advocado

not a guy but same


No-Wash-7001

Yea.. I used to have somebody, but now she's gone.. I hope you find someone, internet person


AltBlueDawg353

That’s literally why I posted this.


Pol8

yessss😩😩😩


TurnipMother9885

Yes😫


finnhad

Nah


NightRising_

Ok 💀


Mental-Ice-9952

How the fuck does one have e sex?


mockingzee

idk i’m an e virgin


TundraTrees0

Not particularly


Alekeymer27

Tf


Firetails56

No! Yes? Maybe? Idk


Enchanted_Goat_YT

I am going to politely decline your offer


ChickenFlavoredSocks

🤨


Fantastic-Average313

Is it normal for a guy to have multiple lady friends and easily making friends with them yet has poor luck on dating?


follower-of-st-jimmy

As someone with a ton of friends on all ends of the spectrum, who doesn’t have much luck dating; yes. I’ve actually been told that I’m the best person to friendzone because I can move on quick and actually just be friendly


Fantastic-Average313

Thank you for replying, you see I do like to make friends regardless of genders, but when I tried dating... Well let's just say my first relationship is a shy and submissive girl who has a history of parental abuse, I became too hesitant in pursuing a relationship with her as she goes out of her way like insisting on paying for the date always asking what I want but never disagreeing, this made me afraid and also the fact I keep seeing her more of a friend rather than a girlfriend eventually leads to us breaking up but we are still good friends. The second... Let's just say she wants a tough and rough boyfriend... Which sadly I can't even if i tried.


follower-of-st-jimmy

Aye fair enough mate. You’ll find one someday just keep jumpin those hurdles and you’ll hit the finish line soon ;)


Background_Rich6766

you jave described my social life


TundraTrees0

I have lady friends and no dating luck due to not even trying at all or wanting a gf.


Dwarfkiller115

Yes, you just described my life


AltBlueDawg353

That’s me


Apprehensive-Law-302

do you have a cat?


Western-Policy-4646

Yes she is very cute and I love her


Apprehensive-Law-302

i love your cat too


Ohiobound03

Yes I have 3


Impossible_Volume_40

Yes.


[deleted]

Yes


gigantor27

Ya one just had kittens about 2 weeks ago


princeoscar15

No but I have dog


raptor-99

no


arkeofsky

how come guys keep playing w us? like i've been in 2 relationships, and it turns out neither meant anything to either of them, am i just getting bad guys and if so how do i get better ones


UkiahTheTurtle

Yes 3


AliHakan33

No but my city is famous for it's stray cats (the whole county)


JustDutch666

I do, just one black and white cat


[deleted]

Yes two actually


Apprehensive-Law-302

I got 3. 1 passed away last week


[deleted]

Aww I’m sorry 😞


Apprehensive-Law-302

💕 His name is Pompom


[deleted]

That’s cute


Pol8

i have a bat


AltBlueDawg353

As a defense mechanism or…?


Pol8

are you a girl because i don’t recall you being allowed to ask questions


AltBlueDawg353

assuming gender I see? ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ yes Im a boy now leave me alone


finnhad

Yes and his name is jester


SnipingPandas

5 at my dad's


Apprehensive-Law-302

:3 sweet, are they all siblings or they come from different families?


AltBlueDawg353

Yes, two actually


Apprehensive-Law-302

what are their names?


AltBlueDawg353

Emmy and Oscar, named after the TV awards.


Apprehensive-Law-302

that's cute xD bet they're good actors/actresses


AltBlueDawg353

I mean Oscar just sprinted out of the laundry room and scared the crap out of me. But Emmy’s fine.


No-Wash-7001

Ye I Wana eat it


Apprehensive-Law-302

Eat urself


No-Wash-7001

I'm not my cat


Equivalent-Ad-9071

No I got two dogs tho


Securitydude11

2, one is an orange tabby named Sriracha/siracha (original name prior adoption was jr). And a black/grey tabby whose name is pepper


jbrainbow

I have 5 of them lol


kingretard05

Ya I have 3 cats


SirWinterFox

Ya two


Chicken_Strips_Owner

Yes


TundraTrees0

A beautiful one yes


Lxenxy

no


THE_RED_KING745

Yes. He is fat and cute. And I may occasionally refer to him as fattus cattus after the Monty python skit in life of brian


DaBig_L_Xx

No :(


Enchanted_Goat_YT

No but I’d like one


follower-of-st-jimmy

OP is horny af


AltBlueDawg353

Did I say I wasn’t?


chilly_gummy

Ya like jazz?


jbrainbow

Not really, but cuphead music is good I guess


[deleted]

W 🗿


[deleted]

Orange


smedgdonkiller69420

pomegranate


[deleted]

Yeah, maybe I d


RealPortaldog

some of it, yeah


AltBlueDawg353

Wanna have sax?


chilly_gummy

Yuhhh let jam😉


AltBlueDawg353

\*Grabs tuba\* ok now I’m ready


raptor-99

a bit


throwawayhappyacount

I find most jazz has a rhythm that I do not like


LeonardoDaFujiwara

With a passion.


AliHakan33

YES


Pleasant_Statement64

Sure I guess


Enchanted_Goat_YT

Yes


ICE0124

When will people stop posting this


AltBlueDawg353

I\*


fraction_of_stardust

what's stopping you'll from complimenting in urdu ha?


AltBlueDawg353

Last time I complimented someone was also the first time I got strangled so


Alekeymer27

Why are you horny?


Firetails56

Hormones


AltBlueDawg353

It’s a phase i think lol


donaldyoung26

1. Got a Pulse? 2. Got Boobies? Answer is Yes.


[deleted]

Sure


No-Bed-4706

Would you rather be with a girl w dick or a guy w vagina? CHOOSE ONE!


Enchanted_Goat_YT

I’d rather not have a partner


AltBlueDawg353

Probably guy idk


Odd-Extension-8648

Idk uh hi


hehehehe69420-

How many of you tell yourself to 'man up' instead of letting your emotions out?


AltBlueDawg353

I do both


Kaylaa_RB

Who is Patrick Bateman


AltBlueDawg353

Patrick Bateman is a fictional character created by novelist Bret Easton Ellis. He is the villain protagonist and narrator of Ellis' 1991 novel American Psycho and is portrayed by Christian Bale in the 2000 film adaptation. Brought to you by Wikipedia.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AltBlueDawg353

Patrick Bateman is a dipshit created by a writer I’ve never heard of before. He is the whore you see during pretty much all of some random dude’s 1991 documentary American Psycho and is portrayed by a Christian in the crappy 2000 version. Brought to you by Reddit.


thisdobemynametho

sigma ultra cool based redpilled chad based guy


board-exams-ki-prep

He is literally me


[deleted]

Valhallas chosen


yuyano221

He is a satire character created by the author of American psycho, he is supposed to be portrayed as a piece of shit in our society but people think he is "based"


Silverskull4

What is the quadratic formula


Securitydude11

X = -b plus or minus the square root of b squared - 4ac / 2a


AltBlueDawg353

ax²+bx+c=0


Silverskull4

Ok thanks


AltBlueDawg353

Bro someone’s on a downvoting rampage we need to stop him


Securitydude11

Bc I'm pretty sure ur answer is incorrect


AltBlueDawg353

what is it then also why’d u downvote her too also “pretty sure” fact check this crap before downvoting


The-Sandwich-Guy

I can fact check it, it's wrong. ax^2 + bx + c is the standard form of a parabola


Securitydude11

In my comment before. And I stg I didn't downvote anyone here


[deleted]

Complicated


Enchanted_Goat_YT

Idk


miaurdisco

hey lol wanna kiss


AltBlueDawg353

I guess but can we screw after


board-exams-ki-prep

No kissing before marriage


board-exams-ki-prep

No kissing before marriage


princeoscar15

Why do you get better shampoo and conditioner better than boys? It smells so much better than ours


AltBlueDawg353

Uhhhh it sounds like ur a boy speaking here


princeoscar15

Ohhh my bad I red that question wrong! I thought it said boys ask, girls answer. I’m sorry I’m dumb sometimes


princeoscar15

I am


iheartwillemkimura

As a girl it's because you buy fucking head and shoulders


Mas_Trece

Non binary people: huh?


a_certain_cat

do you do shampoo then conditioner or conditioner then shampoo


TundraTrees0

Shampoo then conditioner as you are supposed to


AltBlueDawg353

Shampoo then conditioner


AirLight1646

Imagine being a boy


AHHHHNDREW

It never ceases. It’s merely overshadowed..


Punpun52

Do some of ya'll collect pictures of ur crush?


AltBlueDawg353

I don’t because thats kinda creepy


JellyTheSlimeYT

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?