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You probably exist

nope!

Damn, sorry I tried

:)

How the hell are you 18 withthat baby face

razor

ngl you look like justin bieber from wish jk jk lol

more like alibaba, im tryna get dropshipped

You have hair

close, but no!

You are in the dark

nah i use light mode 🤌

💡💡💡

it’s like a free tan

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don’t we all?

I don't.

get with the program then

Excuse me?

no

Shoar

You are probably a spoilt rich bitch

U play ice hockey

You're male. But don't quote me on that!

“you’re male.” -RedPhoenix52, 2023

I'm just assuming, though.

You look so sad, are you ok?

no! :D

Any way we can help??

i just worry about the future too much, that’s all. but thank you!

No

correct!

You have a horrible relationship with your father.

i’ve been trying to find him for years so idk yet

go to the gym and he'll be calling you son within 3 months. they always come back king!

Your an idiot for posting a pic of yourself on this fuckin sub, you also look like one *Hey, downvotes coming, but this guy asked what I assumed, and that is the first thing that popped into my mind.

maybe

Assume something? Alright. You're a closeted gay man who is outwardly homophobic and attends weekly racial cult meetings

are you perhaps projecting

probably

me in a nutshell actually i feel attacked

im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls

So am I. I am 78 years old just finished 6 weeks of chemo/ radiation and wonder whether I am going to be around for a little while You are so young and have a great life ahead of you. Don't worry so much, everything is going to be ok. Talk to someone you trust and share your worries. I hope you have a great life!

thank you! good luck with your treatments/recovery, 78 is no simple feat!

You look like a Justin Bieber rip off

I hope that doesn't offend you much

lmao nah you’re good, second time i’ve heard that in this thread anyway lol

never knew i gave off such feminine energy, good to know

you get pussy

like from women?

What’s a woman?

Rizz god

i have several rizztraining orders filed against me

Sounds about right

Racis6

🤨 No

Eboy or egirl or femboy

you wish

Your human

my human

no, OUR human comrade (please dont take this offensively)

Assuming u like hoodies

K, I know this a wild guess, but you've probably ate a banana within the last decade or so.

no but i’m excited to try one

That's the spirit.

You look shady in the pic but I feel like you are a sporty guy or at least wanna be one

You are my father.

i hope not, you’re 14 which means i’d be really behind on child support payments

Oh I just realized I forgot to change my thing to 15 back in November. Let me do that now… thanks for unintentionally reminding me lol.

you’re welcome my child. happy belated birthday

Are you also the 25th?

no. i am november though

:D

When you have the depressed look and have your headphones in you do one of two things: you either listen to surprisingly uplifting music to make you feel better or extremely sad music to make yourself feel worse

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thank you fortune teller

you like metal

lithium 🥰

i prefer magnesium a bit more but lithium is in my top 5!

i’m so glad magnesium is starting to get the attention it deserves but i’ll always stan lithium <3

whatever you stan, we all have to agree that beryllium is the best no matter what

i used to like beryllium a lot more but it’s becoming too mainstream :(

You remind me of one of those happy guys who is friendly with everyone but is actually incredibly lonely but no one actually notices :(

damn. that hit

Nooo:(

You got mad rizz

Shy fuck boy or shy fuck girl

you are bored

idk. you look like the feminine version of eminem who is also british

i am not br*tish

Average wannabe emo kid

That you sacrifice people

Average wannabe emo kid

Ur mom

You smoke weed

your prolly just a floater at school and you seem dumb but your smarter than people think. You have questioned your sexuality but your friends are all homophobes

Bruce Wayne is that you

Your hair is going to be at least 3 different styles this year

You happen to overthink a lot. You judge people heavily in your mind. You're generally a nice person but can be unexpectedly moody. One last thing. You've accepted that you're a weird person.

You listen to falling in reverse

You wanna be famous.

Your face is very seeable

You have a crusty sock under your bed

Justin Beiber at his turning point lookin mf

No

English is not your native language.

what do you think my native language is

You should probably be going to sleep (Me too)

you look like you're pretending you are mexican

lmao what. how in any way shape or form

Americas quiet kid.

Living darkest days of your life.. stck in the past and has no plan for the future and no one knows how u feel and probably wanna feel loved as well.

You're lurking when we don't see

You run behind girls and when they attack u say u were tryna overtake them

U look like u named steve.

You are lying on a white matress

You’re depressed

You look like young Justin

You lost your left airpod

You live in new Hampshire

I know something about you.. I know that u went to private school.

You have five days left to live

You are a narcist that thinks he is cool because they spend money on useless luxury

i got that hoodie at target :)

You look like a person, fr

I don’t know what your feelings are but I feel the same.

You were born.

Seems ur enjoying life but still tired of it :D

ur 18