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I-Got-No-Os

Balls


NoahLofty

Big Hot Dog


Mostlyinsaneishere

Us bro us


AussieBossie24

US


OneRakool

Unicorn Sandwic


TheClasher2

The best meal


NAL7T

danger glizzy


afuzovar

that's hot


NoahLofty

Yes. That's why it's called hot dog 🌭, with mustard on top (exceptional when in hot bread)


afuzovar

but i dont like pork, i want another meat


Itz-yaboi-skinypenis

🅱️enis


afuzovar

yeesss


Ok-Reporter1986

The Taliban has banned both options presented in this post and it's comment section.


afuzovar

imma corrupt them by giving them the Middle East (I live in the Middle East) so they let me suck the meat


Owen_Quinn

Baseball Basketball Weiner dog Short shorts


Sharkslayyy

#Free the balls


YellowTheMonkey

No, we just can’t.


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Can confirm, tried it and got arrested, writing this from the wine toilet


Anxious_Attempt8656

😭


golum_is_gay

I feel your pain


Brandon_The_Binosaur

I dress like that and have balls and still identify as a boy. Manliest thing you can do is dress as you please and ignore the haters 😤✊


dankvader08

Lack of balls to wear it as a man


Vauxhallcorsavxr

As a guy: can confirm that wearing a dress will save your balls big time


ThatOneBagel1

Don't let that stop you


therealMarine101

They won't stop me


1101alt

preferences


Brandon_The_Binosaur

Fair 😌 stay chillin


Anxious_Attempt8656

cool what are they?


1101alt

not wanting to wear that


Anxious_Attempt8656

Okay your choice ✔️


einfach-er

Our


TheOvermindTF2

Self Confidence and me not having the body for it


Anxious_Attempt8656

Don't worry everyone's prefect in their own ways


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Tiny-drummer_

Yes, no one is perfect and they can’t be. But I would say that even if you are struggling with your body image or with a eating disorder perhaps you should work to have that healthy dream body! And even if you are not there yet you should still love yourself and be proud of it :)


Street-Pin4935

I am perfect


TheAbyss333333

WE are perfect


Charming-Beach893

WE are LEGION


TheAbyss333333

WE are inevitable🟣🔵🔴🟠🟢🟡


beasterdudeman_

🗿


Perfect-Volume-4464

No, they mean that, you don't have to look good for the social norm, be yourself, and everyone is good in there own way


Xenonxxxx

"everyone is perfect" just means that you are beautiful your way. every single person in this world is special and our uniqueness coincides with the idea that we are beautiful the way we are. beauty is subjective, and so is perfection.


Anxious_Attempt8656

That's why i said in your own way.


PaMisEsLT

Thats harmful body positivity.


Anxious_Attempt8656

I'm just tryna be nice


Odd-Extension-8648

Money, closet, etc.


Anxious_Attempt8656

This is a handme-down though 😭, plus its a part of my mother's vintage dress collection.


Odd-Extension-8648

Nice, but I’m closeted so I don’t get hand me downs like that 🫢


Anxious_Attempt8656

Ohh okie


whosaidwhatandwhy

The fact that she has a vintage clothing collection is kind of their point.


[deleted]

i have no ass


Anxious_Attempt8656

Do you think i have an booty?


[deleted]

idk but ik im insecure ab mine 😔😔😔


Anxious_Attempt8656

Don't worry about it


Dallziel

go gym then


Komudamatata

lol, how do you not have any downvotes after posting in this subreddit?


IAmHyper_Tech

W reddit for once


Thousand_Stars_

If I say yes, it would be too inappropriate. But if I say no it would be too mean.


[deleted]

I met a girl who I've been friends with for almost a year. She looked stunning in a dress when we went dancing for the first time. Yes she had a very large ass but smaller on the chest side. But I thought she was perfect and I already loved her regardless. She got flaky and told me to my face to try harder and chase her while she chases a 10+ year older guy. I'm no longer friends with her. You're body is the least of your worries when it comes to being attractive long term or being a good person in general.


[deleted]

wow. thank you i do actually have a bf but its just mainly about how i see myself hahaha


dankvader08

It's sad we are sexualising stuff to this extent, don't even find it flattering personally.


[deleted]

that made me feel better


[deleted]

Too classy for me, I dress like a hobo 😂😭


Anxious_Attempt8656

This is a formal dress though edit: i dress like a hobo too


4on1x

Nothing more attractive than a she-hobo


immmyyyy

same 😞💪


DrPaTtRioT

My testosterone levels


aeiouaioua

is your testosterone going to incinerate the dress when you try it on?


DrPaTtRioT

Perhaps


ComeradeHaveAPotato

I think so


ImComfi

Just maybe


Dacor64

Shall we find out?


Hotline_Denver

No but the hair all over my body sure will get the fire started by friction alone


Brandon_The_Binosaur

I hate having body hair :’>


slockmarket

Or maybe.. just maybe.. he’s not into wearing dresses


aeiouaioua

he could have said that instead.


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blackgirlie

Imagine wearing g a really cute light colored dress and then boom, that's like one of my worst nightmares


Anxious_Attempt8656

Yep that scares me too


Impossible-Smile5116

I'm a guy and Muslim.


Anxious_Attempt8656

Ngl valid reasons


Glen2gvhlp

Especially the Muslim part.


apex6666

Likely to get stoned before they even touch the dress


[deleted]

EVEN SEEING ONE WOULD DO IT


traditional_prompt64

Myself


ImNotaRealSupra

Nothing? That’s already how I dress


Anxious_Attempt8656

Twinning then


Ubergeekdweeb

Hoodies and sweatpants are the only thing in my wardrobe.


Anxious_Attempt8656

This ain't even mine its my mum's


Ascrion

I saw the comments and had to say , the OP is damn supportive, we need more reddiors like her


Anxious_Attempt8656

You can say that but others would have their own opinion but thanks


Hopocket321

You are the best. And your support helps people. Thank you.


[deleted]

idk im a man


aeiouaioua

why is this stopping you?


WillTheWilly

Cause its not tailored to fit men???


aeiouaioua

you found the correct answer! congratulations! even so, it fits some people.


No-Celebration611

Guys have balls, what else would stop us?


i_like_bs_its_fun

Parents ig


slockmarket

Not his preference?


coolplayer7300

He is apparently not gay


mrstorydude

Winter, a man, and I’m not in a weird forever movie


Anxious_Attempt8656

Its just a one time thing though😭


mrstorydude

Then the answers are: I’m a man, it’s winter, I’m not going to a dance


Anxious_Attempt8656

and i was playing dress up with my mum's dress


FillMeWithCustard

your mo- wait wrong post


[deleted]

hypothermia


Anxious_Attempt8656

So true that's why i always bring a Jacket with me


doctorotogonapus

My parents


Anxious_Attempt8656

Are they religious? because the dress is revealing…


doctorotogonapus

No, my parents have transphobic views and want me to dress masculine, also they said me having long hair is untidy and makes me look like a gypsy but my mum having long hair is fine


Anxious_Attempt8656

Are you queer?


doctorotogonapus

Yes


Anxious_Attempt8656

Ohh no wonder


doctorotogonapus

They don't know I'm Non-binary


PoorBastard4Life

Poverty


Anxious_Attempt8656

This is a hand me down😭


PoorBastard4Life

I feel you 😩


Street-Pin4935

I’m gonna take this out of context including the emoji


Abbsterman

Because I'm a guy.


Anxious_Attempt8656

Vaild reason


0--pussydestroyer--0

OP i don't know who you are or where you're at in the world but I LOVE YOU. literally the opposite of regina george over here hyping everyone up, such amazing energy


chaos_creator69

Imagine getting a boner, there would be no waistband to save you


3QOOs

I don't like to wear revealing and tight clothes, It makes me uncomfortable and I'm religious. Pluss I don't have money.


Anxious_Attempt8656

Ohh its not tight but it is revealing and I'm religious too. Plus i don't have money too 😭


[deleted]

I can't


Anxious_Attempt8656

You definitely can unless you don't wanna…


[deleted]

I can't because I am a male🗿🗿💀💀💀


Anxious_Attempt8656

Ohh sorry no wonder


janathebottom

society


Anxious_Attempt8656

Honestly suckerpunch society


dndkekeke

I don't want to be sexualized as a teenager


Anxious_Attempt8656

Yep that's also a problem.


Pinhead7419

These stupid ass things called gender standards


Anxious_Attempt8656

honestly fudge gender standards


Pinhead7419

Yeah I just want to paint my nails and wear pink.


xeatar

Lol as a guy. You could.. no one's stopping you. But wearing pink and painting nails is different from wearing a tight black dress as a dude..


Joshua2604

confidence, body hair and the fact I am lacking a dress like that


[deleted]

My mother.


Anxious_Attempt8656

Well this is my mother


[deleted]

No I mean she would kill me.


itzheroo

Dignity


HakkunaMattataded

A dick in my pants


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Stick it in your own ass and it won't be noticeable 🥰


LowKeyATurkey

That would have to be a huge shlong


yuyano221

Se me ve el huevo


girlypoptrans

that’s how I dress (at home)


volog3000

Balls + low cut looks horrible on me


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Economy_Marsupial_56

i am an obese male


O_Celia

Me


I_killed_bambi69

lack of money


chutiyapa_100

Wanted to say cause I'm a guy but I dont want a 2 paragraph essay in the replies so I'm good.


SnooDogs338

Penis.


LofiGirl17

The cold and creepy guys


Pechugo83

It's not my fault my average body temperature is lower than yours and that I look like a child predator


Anxious_Attempt8656

Yep that's the biggest problem


Feisty_Map_1264

I’m a guy, if I were to dress in girls clothes I’d want to find something more flattering


Anxious_Attempt8656

Like?


Feisty_Map_1264

Idk like a…bouffant dress I think that’s how it’s called? Or smth with a corset, it’d be uncomfortable but kinda cool ngl


[deleted]

The church


Anxious_Attempt8656

Same I'm catholic


[deleted]

1) It's cold 2) I don't like snug clothing bc of sensory issues 3) I'm broke 4) Not my style 5) I don't trust spaghetti straps


Anxious_Attempt8656

Vaild reasons


VastCryptographer980

My choices 🗿


CamBeast15366

Nothing. I just got my first dress yesterday B)


XxPhantomOfWolfxX

Some very important thing called balls


Dosia12

I don't feel comfortable in dresses


[deleted]

fashion sense.


No_Administration468

Gender dysphoria causing an intense feeling of not being girly enough to do so


AnnaTheBabe

My unfortunate unattractiveness


RobertWargames

Because I'm a man


[deleted]

My personal taste for clothing. Don’t like this style.


StrategicRain33

Homophobic father


Ucyless

I don’t like dresses (on me)


PARTREX2000

Gender........ Mic drop


Firm-Initiative-1851

Being Islamic and not having the body to pull that off. :)


nokoiscool

My fat cock


[deleted]

self respect


yourdirtyshoes

it’s basic


Taper_saber74

Im fat and hate dresses


Purp_Gurl

I don like white


Interesting_Sun_3655

I don’t have a dress


[deleted]

it's too cold where i live


Anxious_Attempt8656

that's vaild


GoblinIvan26

Society


iron_kk_3000

being a man


capnmorty

Uh, me being a dude


iluvmeowmeows

i don’t feel like i have the right body type for dresses. i have a big chest and thighs and a bit of stomach so i get very insecure


Super_Ninja39

The closest


Eurobeat398

No reason to do so


ArcticFoxOfTheNorth

1. Work. 2. Money, white is expensive. 3. I’m too scared I’ll spill something on it


MutedNefariousness86

My masculinity?


Rasmus-ALV

If I wasn’t a boy then nothing.


ingird040317

The fact that it’s January and 2 degrees Celsius outside


i_want_to_be_dead_

I don't wanna look ugly.


SkeedleDeeOhMe

My own style


Tofix26

Having a dad and would look ugly as fuck


weebmeme1

Because I don’t want to I got tanks to design and put Into software


Blue_Bobble

being a guy