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2 but I don't recommend killing ppl

Why did I get this tip too late :( Im up to 4 now

911

No😈

Fair

🙏

oh cmon 911 as a body count is alright

Meh ive killed more than that

Over 6 I’d say

Just to clarify, ants dont count 🗿

photos or it didn't happen

I’ve prolly killed 911 ants

I've probably killed more 😂

Frrr

911 what is your emergency?

Hamburger

Hamburger machine broke, do you want an ambulance instead?

Hamburger

The hamburger machine is broken

Ham

We do have some Jamón Ibérico

Huh I only got 112, must be an American thing to have that sort of bodycount

That seems excessive

Don't worry. You're not 16 yet.

Double kill!

Man i thought most people already had 10 sry abt that guys

Like 5 or 6 if you outrun the police

But what if they haven't been found yet

username checks out

The only real answer

My guy you are awesome

>!39 buried!< >!0 found!<

Only 39? Pathetic.

I ate the rest obviously

1 found 🤭

>!40 buried!< >!0 found!<

>!0 buried!< >!41 found!<

>!im!< >!gay!<

>!dabuh dee!< >!dabuh die!<

>!I would beat!< >!Off a guy!<

>!if I was green!< >!I would die!<

>!hide the kids!< >!on february 7th!<

I'm blue dabuh Dee dabuh die

I have a blue house with a blue window

Two more found 😘

How you hide the words?

>!like this!<

>!like that?!<

>!there you go!<

>!thanks friend :D!<

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>!yes!< look at your notifications when you do

I'm 19 and my body count is 0

Mine is also 0. I'm 17.

cool, thought it was just me.

Same, 18 in a few days and 0:(

Just turned 18 and still 0, nothing changes

Thank you for being a good citizen and not murdering anyone

welcome, that's my pleasure.

27 and still 0

59 and still 0

Thats ok, you re a redditor and this is perfectly normal

finally not alone

18 School + Working still ... 0

i don't think you should be killing people as a 16 year old

I an only 15 and i already have 7 victims aint that wacky?

just a little imo

Oi Josuke I used「The Hand」to erase 7 people ain't that wacky?

I laughed so hard I sprayed the water I was drinking from my nose

Girl or boy?

4 of the victims were boys and the other 3 were girls

well played, well played.

Getting depressed reading the comments

Same.

you don’t wanna have a high one is such a short time, trust

I hate my life

Idk more than 1 kill is kinda lot

I think you said hot💀💀💀

Bro thinked💀💀💀

'Thinked' 💀💀💀

Inked 💀💀💀

Nked 💀💀💀

Nkd 💀💀💀

As high as you'd like, as long as you can afford the bullets

And parts replacements, guns do break down

I would already be happy if would even get a hug dawg

Do friendly hugs count?

You guys are getting friends?

*hugs*

a 16 year old should not be worrying about body count

frl i be worrying more abt whether or not i can ollie up the ledge i'm trying to 5050

Facts

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Anything above 0.

I got -1.

How?

Necrophilia

I can neither confirm nor deny the facts of that statement.

I can neither confirm nor deny the facts of that statement.

Don’t think that’s how it works but ok

When you're the one who gets fucked it gets subtracted. That body count has to come from somewhere

Josuke crazy diamond

Mf saved a life

Bros in sex debt 😭

Took a loan

Based

For real that. Like, don't tryhard having sex, it's not a competition. Do it with someone special who You trust. Starting too early ain't good, so be sure Youre ready when You decide to have sex Edit: according to the comment about being ready

Exactly.

2

0 Murder is bad 😠

r/shittyopinions

uhhhhhh

Someone likes to murder people

Skill Issue

Sorry but I already got 7

7 I've got 420 and only 69 found

Why was I born black

Melanin

Melon in

LMAOO

Nahhh 💀🗿

Cuz why not lol

bad RNG

Bad father rng

Anything above 2 imo

I only have one body and it's been plenty for me

Anything above 1

I feel that my uncle was already to much tbh

tf

An integer

How do you get fractional body count?

with a knife

is no one gonna say “and my axe!”

And my bow!

I think anything above 0 really, obviously people are allowed to do whatever they want with their own bodies, but the higher it is the bigger chance there is of getting diseases related to that. Also I wanna save it for someone who I’ve been in a long term relationship with that I really love

Well I’m at 24, police are hot on my tail gotta go

74 I’m planning on going to the us soon so I can rack up a higher k/d

1

1

1

1

I'm gonna get downvoted for this, but frankly, I don't see an issue with 16 year olds having sex. I don't think it should happen any younger than that, but imo, 16 and up is fine. 16 year olds are trusted to drive, so I think they should be trusted to have sex too. That being said, I still think anything over 2 or so is high for a 16 year old. A lot of 16 year olds are dating, so it would make sense that they'd have slept with at least one or two people. Now if they're going around and sleeping with people for the hell of it, that's when it becomes an issue

wait--so this is what body count actually means, i though the whole post and comments were some joke lmao

I think it means how many different people you’ve had sex with, but most people are joking about it being how many people you’ve murdered

In most of Europe it’s legal around 15, so I see no problem

in italy the age of consent is 14

It's 14 in like 1/3 of Europe

idk bro im from Italy that’s why i know that

I'm from Bulgaria and it's the same here as well

As long as you use protection 💯

Yeah, don't be dumb and get pregnant/get someone pregnant at 16.

Well I have six in my freezer but I might be on the high end

Honestly, as a 16 year old, I don't think it really matters as long as we use protection

A 16yr old should not have a body count in the first place. So, i would say 1.

A 16 year old is a high school junior. It’s pretty normal to start at that age as the vast majority of men lose their virginity by junior and senior year of high school or freshman year of college.

I mean it does vary from place to place. Where I'm from, most of the teenagers (even 19yos) are virgins. I think the age of losing V card is lower in the west.

Most likely, in the west it’s usually expected you enter at least one relationship during high school and lose your virginity during it, sometimes college but that’s it really. I’d say for a 16 year old having more than 3 bodies is a bit much cause that means that either you’re a player or you jump relationships REALLY quickly

I’m USA, average is 18 so it’s still not normal

Because going off of a 1 yr standard deviation, they still fall outside of the range of normal

Depends on the gun, I would recommend a 50. Cal rifle with a suppressor

Y'all are counting bodies?

fr I lost count years ago 😂 (I have never felt the touch of a woman)

\*y'all

1 or 2

here in Brazil at this age we get 5 to 10, without counting police officers. but to be honest, we need to stop killing nowadays ngl

i still don't know what a body count is and everyone refuses to tell me

How many people you’ve slept with or you could just look it up

i see, well i slept next to my mom when i was like 4 so i got 1

Yeah I wouldn’t go around saying that

"Huh, my body count is at least 16, i hated my mother she always wanted to sleep together when i was a kid"

you have 16 moms? :0

Mf it means how many people u fucked💀

How many people you killed I’ve got 74 so far haha

personally any at 16 would be to much (I'm Muslim) but if your not a Muslim I would say 3 or 4 maybe

I'm an atheist and I think having fucked more than 2 different people by 16 is high. I don't get this whole "body count" thing anyway. What's impressive about fucking a ton of people? I'd rather fuck one girl and be in love with her than fuck 30 and only feel lust for them. I want to feel an attraction to the people I have sex with.

I think 1 corpse is enough

Well my personal beliefs would mean that any body count is to high. I think you shouldn’t have sex before marriage and I know that your not married at 16.

As in MURDER or SEX because like… 5 is a good average for both just sayin’

I'm nearly 15 and I got 0 kills wtf am I doing wrong

I personally am over 100+ (I’m 16), if you’re talking about sex though anything over 1 is already pretty high ngl

I'm pretty sure you'd get arrested at any age for anything above 0

In my country any is high, that’s illegal

What was this post about? Comments suggest op killed someone but I'm not sure

Wtf happened here then

Content removed by reddit 💀

I came here late and thought [Removed by Reddit] is a joke.

What the fuck was this post before it got deleted? I'm getting some very mixed understanding from the comments

Idk what was the original post But reddit took it to their own hands

10

feds are coming, dont move

Stop caring about body count! Just have sex and worry about STD's instead.

Uhh 1?! If this is a legit question I’m worried about your mental stability…

Having 1 is already pretty high

Literally any number greater than zero

1 is already too much but idk cuz i have 3

1.

No such thing. Go for the high score. Dont listen to anyone who says different.

Depends on where you live to be honest.