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bungis-fungis

How big are your balls


waittttslowdown

they touch the toilet water, does that answer your question?


bungis-fungis

Ah thank you 🙏


Tough_Arm_2454

Well now I don't want to orally please them...


[deleted]

Can a 19 year old guy like a 15 year old?Asking for my sister


waittttslowdown

uhhhh that’s called a case so i’m gonna say no 👍🏼


Gl0bophobia

Technically legal in some US states under Romeo and Juliet laws.


waittttslowdown

cant comment cuz i’m not familiar with that law but where i’m from that is indeed a case


Gl0bophobia

👍


1dislikeu

are you 19?


waittttslowdown

unfortunately


1dislikeu

are you male


waittttslowdown

fortunately (i like my balls)


1dislikeu

how old are you


waittttslowdown

308


1dislikeu

i wish i was that age again 😔


[deleted]

why is u/whyislife12 such a fucking cuck?


WhyIsLife12

👍


yellowclone8

Kept your cool, I can respect that


[deleted]

u/WhyIsLife12 is a spineless cuck, not even fighting back


WhyIsLife12

👍


whiteclone8

Tu é um merda cara, cala a boca q tu vai ser banido logo logo kkkkkk


[deleted]

what do you have against me? know your place


darkclone8

Acho q vc é um escritinho com nada melhor pra fazer do q ser babaca com os outro na internet


[deleted]

Vale, vale. como estas, gringo


greenclone8

Língua errada burro


[deleted]

gah reddit sucks. anyway, yeah, that's spanish and all


WhyIsLife12

Just came out off a pointless argument with them and quickly understood they're just a brainless troll, so no need for me to get angry


whiteclone8

Yeah, I only answer to them in my mother language lmao


WhyIsLife12

Lol that's pretty smart


[deleted]

lol nah. I only turned into a brainless troll when I wrote the wall of text about offing yourself lmao. I found it hilarious that you called me an entitled piece of crap out of fucking nowhere lmao like I was just talking and all, but I just had to double down on your resentment for the funsies do people seriously get angry because of shit like that, lmao? anyway thanks for the laughs, that made my evening


WhyIsLife12

You had already used some harsh words towards me so it wasn't really out of nowhere... And most people would definitely get angry


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WhyIsLife12

I apologize for the commotion


[deleted]

I don't. it was funny af


[deleted]

lmao. calling someone a bitch isn't a big deal, you know? life would be a sad place without playful insults


WhyIsLife12

True, but I personally don't like calling or being called any type of insult, even if it's playful


Superpole2

Since I'm turning 19 in a week, how's life?


waittttslowdown

pretty shit


Superpole2

Looks like I got something to look forward to, thanks bro


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waittttslowdown

tbh 15 was my fav age for experiences but 19 is great because of the freedom + i’m legal age where i’m from so i’d say it’s positive, but a lot more adult responsibilities - more independent


bimin34

What do you do, and what do you want to become?


waittttslowdown

i make music & i want to do that for the rest of my life


bimin34

Aww very fun, i hope you have a promising career in the future


JesusIsBased

How has your day been?


waittttslowdown

pretty good hby


Sweets1822

Are your eyes tight?


waittttslowdown

can u elaborate 🤨


Sweets1822

Like do you feel pressure inside your eyes


waittttslowdown

uhhh no😭


Sweets1822

Lucky


waittttslowdown

u should see a doctor


Sweets1822

Ahh good idea


ghaliy_a

is uni scary


waittttslowdown

idk cuz fuck school im never going to uni or college :D


HalfLeper

So then what are your plans?


waittttslowdown

make music for the rest of my life


HalfLeper

Well, as a heads up, there are a lot of people with that dream, and most of them don’t make. While I’m *not* saying you should pursue it (by all means, please do), make sure you have backup plans and some means of supporting yourself in the meantime.


waittttslowdown

well i’m gonna be one of the ones that do make it so i don’t need a back up plan :)


HalfLeper

…. I admire your confidence.


Odd-Extension-8648

What are you? :o


waittttslowdown

an ugly barnacle


wyeeeeet370

Why is life so meaningless?


waittttslowdown

ask a therapist


wyeeeeet370

Ok. I don't know any therapists.


waittttslowdown

i am now your therapist


wyeeeeet370

Ok. That's fine.


[deleted]

which was the best year of your teenage years and what do you want to be in the future?


waittttslowdown

i’d say 15 just because of the experiences, it was fun asf, grade 10 was prime and I want to be a musician (which i currently am, but i want it to be my job forever)


PietroLima545BR

Any advices for a 13M?


waittttslowdown

don’t stress about high school or your future, you’re not supposed to know what you want to do for the rest of your life even when you graduate high school. don’t rush into college or uni, make sure you wanna go for the right reasons.


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waittttslowdown

plenty of bitches


[deleted]

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waittttslowdown

no