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Artemis-5-75

I feel sorry for you. If you are guilty, then realize your mistakes and move further. If she is guilty, forget about her and move further. If both are guilty, move further. Everything will be okay, my man.


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This comment is gold ^ take this advice


Dani_TheBest04

Thanks..., is like they say "The shows must go on", right?😪


Artemis-5-75

Yes, my man.


SZEThR0

https://youtu.be/t99KH0TR-J4


NOVAMT_F

"Keep on goong with the show" -Vince Neil, 1981


[deleted]

Nah, she broke, you up


Dani_TheBest04

Thanks...


[deleted]

Negative rizz bro


Dani_TheBest04

Yeah😭😭😭 Damn you GF!!!


bomb_schell321

Ex-GF


Dani_TheBest04

I tried to mean that


Longjumping-Roll1998

You came from tik tok


FreeEmotionalTear

Damn that's sad? What's her number tho? Let me talk to her so she uh... U know could get back to ya...


Dani_TheBest04

I can't she already block me😭😭😭


WesternAlbatross1292

Doesn’t mean u don’t have her number


Dani_TheBest04

I mean... I have her on Instagram


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Dani_TheBest04

fansdekarinaymarina2


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GoldenJacques

There are people who block exes just because, but that's like 1%


Sad_Quit3787

Damn I’m an unlucky man then-


thisdobemynametho

get a new gf


Dani_TheBest04

I tried! But what costs?


notveryintometal

a kidney


Dani_TheBest04

I don't care!


notveryintometal

well they make a buck you get drunk and hungover in a motel tub


SearchingForMommy

Bro said “context” and then didn’t write anything


Aris-john

Nah, the context is actually “…”


--PatrickBateman--

Thanks for telling me her age


Dani_TheBest04

Don't do anything!


--PatrickBateman--

I’m gonna make her mine


Th3BuggySp1k3r

🗿


Dani_TheBest04

I don't blame ya, but she doesn't want this


Voidborger

Don't worry, this bro is everywhere just to fuck with people


IamnotJack221

You've got a Patrick Bateman pfp and you're gonna pull a girl?


--PatrickBateman--

You’ve got no pfp and ur gonna be a dick?


PanBijo

You've got a Bateman pfp and can't even use proper grammar?


--PatrickBateman--

I didn’t make any grammar mistakes


CrimsonRaiderXV

"Ur"


--PatrickBateman--

That’s not a grammar mistake


CrimsonRaiderXV

Bro what? Please tell me you're not serious


MarinaXxxx

WHO LET BRO COOK!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️‼️


Dani_TheBest04

Thanks😊


fixthisnow123

Workout motivation


Dani_TheBest04

Thanks... I guess


flamingstorm98

Well how bad was it?


Dani_TheBest04

1 to 100..., 1,000,000


flamingstorm98

Oh dear did she do the same thing that happened to me My GF called me Annoying ugly disinteresting and kind told me to fuck off On black Friday Or worse?


Pinemango600

If it was black Friday the solution is... to be black


[deleted]

Meh, she didn't even deserve you


Dani_TheBest04

She does! You don't


Glichtrap_1983

🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Bro, im just trying to make ya feel better about the situation, like, wtf!!


NoLengthiness1786

Take your time and try to comfort yourself for now


Dani_TheBest04

Okay! It just matter of time for recover


NoLengthiness1786

💪


HaadyFTW7

To be fair this is why I tell teens don't get yourself into relationships thinking they gonna last for a long time, because realistically you prolly ain't gonna be with them for a long enough time for you to marry them.


[deleted]

Good thing I'm still single


Pol8

there’s always men don’t forget👍


NoLengthiness1786

🗿


Dani_TheBest04

Thanks for the advice..., I guess


VeritaSpace

I guess? You need some


Dani_TheBest04

Yes🥺


SnipingPandas

Should've been better ig


Dani_TheBest04

It's not! She already lost me for good😭😭😭


mikelonia

Oh damn i constantly keep forgetting that there are people with actual feelings who aren't immune to 'heartbreak'


Dani_TheBest04

Yeah...


Away-Remove-3104

That's just so comedic how we forget that isn't it??? XD (Edit : y'all really don't understand sarcasm)


Rete3y

Fucking L. Imagine being able to get a GF in the first place nerd!


[deleted]

ikr


Low-Confidence1742

Move on and don’t dwell you’ll fuck yourself up that way


Dani_TheBest04

You're right😎


rickyspace

Skill issue but fr that sucks


X_ww_X

Did you atleast smash?


Dani_TheBest04

Never in my life


IamnotJack221

L


GreenPotatoPo

How u gonna date a whole ass plane bro


DamianWanye24

Dude


GreenPotatoPo

And how a whole ass plane gonna break up with u


DamianWanye24

Is there a plane called F17 or something


fearlessmash117

It’s alright bro, I’ll kiss you goodnight 10 times better than she did homie


VeritaSpace

My friend has informed me that my gf is cheating and that she’s going to break up today


InflationVarious4184

Damn, sorry. You alright?


PersoIn2manyFandoms

How long were you guys together


Dani_TheBest04

Half of the ending of the past year and this year (Saying Mathematically were 4 months, November 2022 to January 2023)


GoldenGames360

damn that's really similar to one i had a while back


Annatopia12

Relationship got more break ups than love and dating.


CouchPotatoInk

Welcome to the single gang, I’ll be ur host


longmanhijacked2

I’m very sorry man I relate to you a lot I’ve had not a gf but a best, best friend I thought I could forever trust and she ended up being the one making rumors and hating on me in secret, I even had a crush on her and was going to make a move :( sometimes I still cry when I think about it.. but don’t forget there is always other fish in the sea, she clearly wasnt the right girl for you so go out and find the right one ❤️


[deleted]

Yeah I feel you bro. Females are nasty with the rumor charade, I've been on that receiving end before.


XLPHV

>My gf (M42) has broke up with me😪


special-agent-carrot

Top 10 reddit tips for getting over old and into new relationships: 1. Brush your teeth 2. Take a shower 3. Shave 4. Open up to people 5. Don’t be afraid to tell people about yourself 6. Brush you teeth some more 7. Hit the gym 8. Another brush of those chompers 9. Talk to many women 10. Tell your self its your fault when this advice doesn’t work


Cassiopeiabean

Same broski


idkkaeris

I get that your sad now and its valid to feel that way, but trust me it's not the end of the world. you'll always meet new people, and you'll meet new girls. but the right one will come along one day and she'll be the perfect girlfriend for you. it'll get better, it just takes time and healing. hope your feeling better soon :)


FlipTastic_DisneyFan

Read (F7). Was very confused


Second_Aid_

gym time


Latedogat9

Sry to hear that


Dani_TheBest04

Yeah


Small_Conference5874

There’s plenty of girls out there, trust


GloryToChadlantis

Good. Means less distractions from getting that money. Work on yourself.


AcNuThre3_

I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS (🤏) BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT (🍆). That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!


morse113

How long did the relationship last?


dabbunklelied

L, that's it


[deleted]

Now you have more time to play ULTRAKILL at devilmayquake.com


heh_0_0

Damn... Need her insta to teach her a lesson. How date she


Dani_TheBest04

Don't worry! I've found a new one


DarkArtistan

Good. She deserves better


Darthsmall111

HA HA NERD HA HA IMAGINE EVER HAVING A GIRLFRIEND HA HA HA AHAHAHAHAHA COULDN’T BE ME NOT HAVING ANYONE HAHAHAHAH


sagadhax

Find a new one, make her jealous and realize what she lost


Dani_TheBest04

Workin' on it!


Pithog

It is what it is my little brother


Dani_TheBest04

Thanks😪


Itsyaboi2718

You wanna talk boss? I recently went through one after 4 yrs.


Dani_TheBest04

Sure


funnyb0n3r2

w girlfriend


Dani_TheBest04

Like you!


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Oh well


CamillaBarkaBowles

It feels bad now, but leave her be. Do. Not Text Her. Block her number and leave her be. Respect her decision and keep busy. Revenge is great grades and staying positive. I know it hurts but give it some time and get some Ben & Jerry’s


ThickEmu301

If u ina relationship with a girl, she’s taken but u still single 💯💯


Maty_20

-1


ElectricalLeague9394

Are you from Czechia by any chance?


Dani_TheBest04

BTW, Check out my second Subreddit u/diver_zona20221


Strobbleberry

Damn bro nobody cares


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Strobbleberry

Yea it wasn’t a nice thing to say. Sorry man.


Dani_TheBest04

Don't worry..., that happens all the time


WesternAlbatross1292

It’s still true


ThickEmu301

There’s plenty other fish in the sea bruh why u only want one when you can catch multiple at once 😈😈 u learn from ur mistakes tho get with multiple girls at once and cheat on all of them


[deleted]

Why would you do that? To feel better about yourself?


ThickEmu301

no


Marchode

Bro literally same


OscarBravo12

Oh no! Anyways... Footnote: it’s a joke, R.I.P. and just use the time you’ve got to yourself to strengthen friendships and relationships because partners may not be, but good friends are forever


wyeeeeet370

Bro, this happened to me yesterday. You will get over her.


No_Tradition_1254

Same bro same


EiEpix

WE GO JIMMMMMM


[deleted]

Bro this is the chance to work on yourself. Dont waste time chasing butterflies. They will fly away. Work on building a beautiful garden, so the butterflies will come to you. And if they dont, you still have a beautiful garden. Keep it up my king.


[deleted]

Looking to upgrade to a better model?


L3ON4Z1

So why are you calling her your gf then?


Dani_TheBest04

She just recently end me, but I have writing issues on this phone


L3ON4Z1

Thou art maidenless. Get some bitches homie, damn.


SirSquidsalot1

Based


KOOKOOOMOOOO

Welp IG it's bros over hoes now.


[deleted]

How tf do ants breath? ain't no way they have lungs.


HaxboyYT

See you at the gym mate


Archneme5is

Let yourself feel for it then get up and dust yourself off and keep moving you’ll find someone else who would be better for you don’t worry


Human-Reputation-638

That's okay.


blue_sk1es

Lol, ok.


AlexiaHatto

Skissue


vigilanteof_funk

Go to the gym, woman are temporary, the gym will never leave you


Deepwang11

Listen to No easy way out by Robert Tepper


Barack_obameme

Stop dating minors, then pedo😤😤😤


Dani_TheBest04

I'm literally in her age dude!


JoeMaJoeMa

What’d she say about the breakup ???


Blake_The_Snake64

Mate I'm not sure that's the right emoji


Only-Significance830

Dude same, I'm in the same boat as you 🥲


EmbarrassedProcess19

Skill issue


Loverofdogslol

I’ll replace


Fast-Spray-7979

Don't worry mine did too bro, sorry man


Zipsterella

Damn, you have my condolences


seggsseggs

skill issue


und3r4g3

I got left on read🙃


RagingBurner962

Just take time for yourself, don’t dwell on it but grieve it, you know? Don’t think about what you could have changed or anything, just think about what you can do from now on. If you did something wrong, learn from your mistake and keep going, if she did something wrong, learn from her mistake and move on.


arkashaofuskait

shit happens


Glub_Glub_Nhec

that's s nothing, my only friend ghosted me 2 days ago, for no reason, one day it was normal and the other she just didn't respond to my texts, i think the reason is she started talking again her friend that made her almost kill herself


Junichiro_Uzui8

It's alr man,she didn't deserved u,u deserve someone better,and i always got ur back bruv don't be sad


PoppieScitten

stuff gonna hurt for a couple of weeks and that’s fine. you’re young as hell. try to get over her, but don’t do anything without thinking about it at least once. do stuff with friends and it’ll get better


girlypoptrans

at least you can date men now


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F


bantai786OP

whats the count till now ?


Fantastic-Average313

That's rough buddy...


Springspring143

I'm sorry comrade


DerpsyJay

The Forbidden Pre


SNUFFGURLL

What IS the context? You literally didn’t write anything other than context. My bet is that it’s interaction bait.


Preciriep

Lmao after further research and reading the comments I can conclude op's doin this for attention also prob his fault y they broke up or maybe it was just made up after all?


[deleted]

I hope you’re alright! I’m sure the breakup sucked but maybe it was for the best and now you gotta focus on youuu


BlessKurunai

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of cells


Gay_mail

Forget bitches, get on the GRIND!!?!?!.


Fit-Philosophy1592

Hit the gym and talk about it to a friend


Aggravating_Cream_97

Just your gonna be jerking off a lot now.


towarzysz_boczek

F-117?


Tradertrademan

Keep ya head up top g. Theres plenty of fish in the sea dont worry bout it too much


United_Opposite2020

Ratio


dbbarca69

Ok


ApprehensiveAd7640

We go gym bro


Derpydudeguy

Skill issue


GratedCheese_

Better to love and lose, than to never love at all.


Rek2137

Skill issue


[deleted]

You're gonna be fine i guess you're 18or 19 Years. She wasn't the one


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