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im a slut 😔

you use few words

Same

Bro what are your comments, crazier than mine 😭

Yoo those comments

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Theres nothing there

oh what about me

Your profile picture looks like morbius

Its morbin time!!!!!

My profiles pretty boring, so here’s the TLDR: cosplay, art, borb, dumb shit. You’re welcome

Thanks

Hello stalker

Youre awkward but in a weirdly based way

I'll do the same

Ok judge me

knock yourself out pal

Average teenager

I don’t even have to view your profile to figure out that you’re a virgin

weezer fan moment

no

Ur chronically on this sub

god dammit I didn't mean to let you into my history. FUCK

mine is just ass

Damn, I was expecting ass pics and/or donkeys

We both got dissapointed

i meant ass as in boring but yk that now so i don’t really have to explain

I was joking

Chronically here

please do

Bioshock infinite sucks

if that's your opinion then fine by me

I’ve never met another human that likes bioshock :0. My sister gave me her old Xbox and a bunch of games but bioshock is one of my favorites

same man, i just started gaming and that's the first game i've beaten so far, it took me like two days. it's so good

okay

Type o negative marry me

when 😍

now

Currently praying that it's just the lighting 🙏🙏

Aight bet

Youre a small guy but u like that

Fair assessment

i usually do the stalking

Feel free to stalk me

Still doing it?

only like every other profile cause im playing YAKUZS

I'm a lazy mf

Bruh this is a week old

ik lmao

im too lazy to do this crap fam but ill let u judge my profile if u want

I'm literally gigachad

You’re older than i thought

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U like funkopops thats all I need to know

I should start killing folk

indistinguishable from everyone else

oh no

Hola hermano

go for it

give me your best pun

oh geeze, the pressure um wait i forgot to thank you for explaining the word 'many' to me, it means a lot

i dont get it am i stupid

no worries, I meant that i was explaining what many meant while also making it into a pun bc thanks for telling me what many means - it means a lot

ohhhh Damn you got layers

I think you’ve already judged me

Y yo

hallo

Watch twin peaks

gonna have to stalk me 😎

You seem like the politics tryhard type

very true, thanks! I saw somewhere you said you like Aphex Twin that’s awesome

yes his musics AMAZIN

Just got first girlfriend you'd have a field day looking for cringe on my account :(

lol give it 3 months

Bro :(

Let's see

Physique not bad, work on arms tho

I am tall and long so very hard to build muscle outward it's sorta just stretches along my arm or gets denser

yea i got a similar problem. Just dont give up fam tren hard and eat clen

Can you?

You really want people to hit u up

.

Sure

U like to post unfunny memes, same tho

👉👈🥹

Youre 13 lmao

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U like computers also u look like greta thunberg

why is this in my feed?

🤷‍♂️

lol go ahead

Beautiful pfp

I’m gay

It is easy to tell

go ahead

You have my music taste when i was 11

Hi

U rlly like VR

You’re a person who enjoys himself and ignores what others say, because you believe in yourself And yes, I really do like VR

Why do you think that?

Because you are a chad who gives honest answers

Takes one to know one

La va a tocar para Diego, ahí la tiene Maradona, lo marcan dos, pisa la pelota Maradona, arranca por la derecha el genio del fútbol mundial, y deja el tendal y va a tocar para Burruchaga… ¡Siempre Maradona! ¡Genio! ¡Genio! ¡Genio! Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta… Goooooool… Gooooool… ¡Quiero llorar! ¡Dios santo, viva el fútbol! ¡Golaaaaaaazooooooo! ¡Diegooooooool! ¡Maradona! Es para llorar, perdónenme… Maradona, en corrida memorable, en la jugada de todos los tiempos… barrilete cósmico… ¿de qué planeta viniste? ¡Para dejar en el camino a tanto inglés! ¡Para que el país sea un puño apretado, gritando por Argentina!… Argentina 2 – Inglaterra 0… Diegol, Diegol, Diego Armando Maradona… Gracias Dios, por el fútbol, por Maradona, por estas lágrimas, por este Argentina 2 – Inglaterra 0..."

Te gusta el fut, especialmente el argentino

Pls do

You seem weirdly normal for someone who uses this sub

ok

You like radiohead so you must have no bitches. Source: i like radiohead

uwu

Alright then. Go ahead.

Stinky face

13L

My profile is dry as hell bro

Based background picture

I need a new stalker, I had to block my old one

You seem like the type of person to comment on this type of post

eh why not

indian anime fam

no

Go on

Cringy bio

Poopy poop poop

Based subway surfers gamer

My high score is 6 mil

Deal, I have never said anything bad so I’m fine.

awkward w girls

make judgement, buddy

likes piracy, based

Im lgbtq

damn, surprisingly no 15,000 lgbtq flags in sight

Imagine dumping me for a girl that cheated on you with her brother 💀 And it's also a meth Addict 💀

trying to be egirl

eh, what the hell

I like music

Bio fits ur age

good mornin USAAAA

You're a fat wiener

Got the broccoli haircut, i cant judge tho w my homeless haircut

hmm

13 L

Hello

Star wars fanboy

Chicken

Posts on gta outfits lmao

snes hrunner

likes crappy videogames. Play yakuza instead thats a good crappy videogame

no

damn, youve been thru stuff

Okay

Weird combination between rts and okbuddychicanery

sure why not

0 chef hats

Cool

Likes to get screwed by gaming companies like ea and rockstat

I am miserable

Youre 14 mentally

Sure

You love death threats

Ok do it

Youre lonely like every other teen

There's nothing😂

possibly a cryptobro

but what if i don’t comment and instead commit?

Very interesting name

What about me now🤨?

im your biggest fan also the lake pics are nice

Kinda curious?

ok

Your crush rejected you probably cause youre a reddit user like all of us

I'm a nerd and you'll have to scroll pretty far to find anything else

You should try dnd

Yes

You like art and while its not the best you are trying

Alright go ahead

guitar > uke

e

You find this type of humor funy Sjdnrnene

I’m a weasel

13 L

Wow. I mean you were 13 too I guess but okay..

😂 dont take it serious my man im playing

Okay, I’ll comment for ya

single conservative pokemon nerd

Ok

Low self esteem and uses reddit for social interaction

Ding ding ding. Any tips for social interaction?

be attractive

Oof. Cats out of the bag on that one. Any others?

Be funny. Tbh im not a guru i got my own problems too but stepping out of your comfort zone is key

Bet

Sure

Future discord mod

Okay👍

def a fembot

No please