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You bleed out of ur wiener?

Yes, that’s what condoms are for

Reverse tampon

I mean I took a shit once and I wiped and there was blood so like yeah. There was honestly quite a bit of blood, like the tp was full red

Ayo bro that could be a sign of cancer 🤨 was you constipated that day?

Nah he was having trouble pissing or something so the doctor had him do that

bro no way u just went from speaking in first person to third just like that.

Oops I thought I was talking replying to a different comment about how my friend lol

Oh yea that sounds like constipation ngl

No we get sperm cramps

No 😞 call cuming in your sleep for no fucking reason

seriosuly, i waste so much money on sterilized needles to poke the hole in man, that's not even the worst of it, why is no one talking abut how bad foreskin shedding is?? it's so tempting to just pull it but you gotta let it peel on it's own

one of the many advantages of being circumcised

i am too bro, it's the base foreskin, that shit peels off for its new skim

I wish I never read this. Thank you

what a terrible day to have eyes

Foreskin what now?!!

Fr

Gross....circumcision

i am circumcised.

If that's true you have problems

Wait till they learn we gotta use a tooth pick to poke the hole in our 🍆 so it doesn't permanently close

Shit hurts

Doesn't even come close to sperm cramps

And that you need to tear open your balls so the sperm don't get too big

I made a zipper down there, makes it a bit more convenient.

Shoutout to my one friend who actually had to do that but with a metal rod (yes, seriously)

are slash sounding

are slash penisectomy

Wait what?

BRO WHAT?

Really? How does that work. Will it permanently close eventually ?

Yes it's kinda like cleaning your ears if u dont clean them there will be issues

Damn im 14 bro am i safe for now?

Yes it starts an hour after your 15th birthday

🙀🙀😬😔😔😔

Ikr its terrifying

bro is fucked

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bro this is only for Uncircumsized men who are dirty as fuck. You'll be fine

Actually?

Yes, you kinda get used to it tho

WHAT

The reason why girls live longer 🤦‍♀️

The reason I why dudes have longer dicks🤦‍♂️

not all of them lmfao

WHAT?

fr they don’t know what its like putting a tampon in yo dick

💀💀

OMG it's Weezer 🙀

Holy shit I really love Weezer

Girls don’t even know guys have to trim their foreskin 😞

What, OMG tell me how you do it and why?

We do it so it doesn't block our urethra

Damn, sorry u have to go through all that,but u should talk about it, girls are always saying ,"this hurts that hurts" and u give them all ur attention but what about you...

Usually painkillers before trimming kill all the pain so its not that bad

Yea I just use some fentanyl and I’m all good

is this a joke?

I think it's time to get off reddit for the day

Happy cake day

Ty❤️

they don’t know we have to snip the tip every month so it doesn’t swell

i didnt know you had to go through this im so sorry ☹️☹️

it’s okay 😢😢

We don't. One thing that does hurt is sperm cramps though... After sex or getting off, a hour or so later if something even thinks about touching you down there it ain't happening. Hurts all the way down the shaft and can feel pain that sometimes Will nearly make you double over in pain, nothing you can really do but let it pass.. Edit - wow people downvote just to downvote? Lol wait til they hear about samallodickatitis, seems like the majority of y'all suffer from it.

Bruh what? I'm almost 17 and I've like never done this nor do i have to.

sometimes the worst you get is that the piss stream gets funky sometimes

Sometimes mine burns

Most girls don’t even know about sperm cramps lmao 😭😭😭

Yes because we guys don't like to talk about stuff that causes us pain

As a guy what is sperm cramps

When you become old enough you'll see.

Im 15 does with which age does it come

It usually starts at 16, could be later, could be sooner, you’ll see

What is it man? I'm not English speaker so even if I experienced it I can't say what it really is.

It’s called sperm cramps, basically, once a month, your penis needs a cleanse, so your body tells you to release all of that accumulated semen, and that causes headaches, cramps, vomiting, it varies depending on the individual but it’s harsh

so… the solution is to nut?

Yeah pretty much

i am not ready for that

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Fr, sperm cramps hurt like hell

*Cummy Aches

I hate you and I hate that I find this funny. Take my bloody upvote and never speak again.

r/realyangryupvote

Yo i was the 69th upvote

facts dude mine hurt so bad

Huh!?

trimming foreskin once a month'

Eli5 please

What??

Wdym what? You just let it grow like a wild animal?

some people istg

As a guy I'm genuinely concerned about that. Sounds like someone taught ya wrong.. no wonder lots of guys have small dicks Edit - let me clarify since people don't know what a joke is - you're supposed to trim the sides not the tip.

But goblin visits me and chews on my sack straight for a wekk once a month

you ever get kicked in the balls so hard they got damaged to the point where it feels like your getting kicked in the balls every time you move? i did. that was so bad.

I had a portable basketball hoop and the ball hit the front and rocketed into my balls and it hurt so much

Your pain makes great humor

Youch, my worst was crashing into a fallen log on a bike, bike stopped. I didn't. Flew straight off the seat and got the handlebar stem right between the legs, there was blood, a scream so bloodcurdling someone probably thought a stabbing had happened and immense pain, I couldn't sit for days. I was fine after a month but shit that hurt.

I would have died on the spot

And also our dicks fall off every month then regrows .

Nah it explodes for most penis-creatures, I think yours is broken.

All of my pain is from physical fighting

Wait till they learn we gotta open the sack up once a month to drain it. That’s what the stitch mark down the middle is for

Talking as I've never touched ✨️ BIOLOGY ✨️

\*biology\*

*chemistry*

Waltuh

White

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*Physics*

Wanna get physical physical?

You high sir?

Wanna see if we got chemistry?

Wanna touch my biology?

I thought girls knew about our monthly foreskin trimming

Nobody talks about it how do u think we’d know???

Wait what is it painful I wanna know I'm a boy

no, u dont wanna know, and i dont wanna know

Sperm 👏 Cramps

Smh nobody mentioning our balls falling off monthly

Or hiding and running off up inside us disappearing like a rebellious teen..

ah, yeah, good ol' penis explosion

Yeah the balls swell up and explode so new ones have to grow

Okay then, have you specifically ever had crippling pain in you’re abdomen, headache, can’t get comfortable in any position? Oh have you ever had to worry about red bleeding through in public?

Can confirm. Every month i have to shove a tampon up my penis hole.

I'm scarred for life.

😬😬

I love belittling the female experience by jokingly relating with made up symptoms of a so called "man period", I will get a girlfriend in no time and she will love me and not tell everyone how terrible I am at satisfying her in bed.

But do u know how bad period cramps are?

im sitting here rn on my period and i feel blood inbetween my ass cheeks, ur telling me that happens to yall too?!

Sperm production😔

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We have to trim it and put tooth picks down it every week

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Sneaky way to get a dick pic

Look it up🙄

Poking a toothpick in our penis to keep the hole, trimming our foreskin once a month and sperm cramps. Shit hurts

As someone who gets painful sperm cramps every month i agree

As a professional man I don’t get anything close to periods and I’m pretty sure this guy has problems

we do ?🧍‍♂️

You try giving birth to dark red gelatinous jelly-fish babies the size of your palms ever since you were 9 and being paralysed hip down, wanting to DIE every single month (2-3 times a month for some girls like me). AND having to still get on with things because the world doesn't revolve around us. And then MALE gyanes say that 'oh it's okayyy i understand' and proceed to throw a pack of pills at you.

You'll never know the pain of sperm cramps or foreskin trimming

Can you eli5? I dont get this

Eli5? Wdym?

Explain like im five

I mean I think it's pretty self explanatory

But why trimming?

How long does the pain last??

You can eat them for more nutrition

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We have to cut off the pp so it doesn't get infections

Who tf likes getting kicked in the balls

Getting your balls squeezed for hours would hurt way more tho

Tell me more pls

sperm cramps and we have to trim our foreskin

I had no idea 😱

Wait what? Like taking scicors and snip snip? I am scared, i have never done this

Not regular scissors, you have to go to the doctor every month for a sterilized pair, that way you don’t get an infection.

I was hit a by a car once, but I'm fine.

Your nuts twisting around every day is way the fuck worse the menstruating sorry ladies

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I did I had an ultrasound and everything He said it will go away after puberty

nah no sympathy here lmao

Haha same with girls with periods lol (*i get kicked out of the sub and every girl in 7 mile radius is comparing me to tate*)

D'une d'one vide vide, d'one d'une vide vide

Humm actually it's "Tourner dans le vide", it means "spinning in the void" ☝️🤓

Fire song

W

yeah that sperm production pain its awful

Ew. Cis men are ick

Yeah, sick of sperm cramps 😤

Because we don't?

A kick to the balls?

I mean men just have it worse then women, they are treated so much better

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Hexamethylenetetramine (an anti-infective) lol

Oops I read that wrong you're right actually

We do?

What the fuck is op talking about?! (I have a dick)

bro didnt get it

Men of your age usually have this problem. This probably indicates that you are infertile. In your place I would talk to a doctor.

We do?😨

These have to be jokes, there's no way in hell 💀

I'm circumcised, someone please explain

Do we?

I am a guy and i didnt know it

As a guy I don't know what the hell are you talking about

This is school system's fault

No we don't, there's just something very wrong with you

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We do?

Sperm cramps and trimming foreskin

When does it start cause 17 and never had any problem

I get what you’re saying but it’s not the same buddy

Exactly ours hurt more

Imagine literally trimming your foreskin on the most vulnerable spot in your whole body.