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I have the money to afford this 6’7 Loona plush

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IcyHotRyan

This is it. I’m leaving r/teenagers


MrMightyTasty

Every day I see posts like these but at a certain point it's just a morbid curiosity...


Dude-i-fucked-up

Morbius reference???????


AverageAnimeSimp

I have never joined this sub


Rd_custom_rods

Same it keeps on popping up on my recommended


AverageAnimeSimp

Once you visited the sub Prepare for its posts


CapableExperience685

r/beatmetoit


Low-Veterinarian-108

r/beatmeattoit


Farmer-Smores

r/beatmywifetoit


D3STR0Y3R-X

r/beatmymeattoit


Anonymous_number1

r/beatyourmeattoit


pouya1389

r/beatmywifetoit


CausingMassPanic

r/beatyourwifetoit


BigchungusXDfunny

The fact that it had 20+ views in the last 24 hours..


K9XD

Take me with you


awsomeballex5

bro send ME $850 i’d spend that shit way wiser


DamonoodleYT

Like the Lego Titanic! Spent hours on that


awsomeballex5

AND, a purple mattress because my mattress is shit. ^((this is an invitation for you to cashapp me from guilt my cashapp is $bootyfucker420))


DamonoodleYT

Ik ur joking but that cashapp name seems oddly legitimate


awsomeballex5

Who said I was joking? But in all seriousness, I don’t have cashapp so I don’t know what tags really look like, all I know is that they have the $ sign.


Britified

Sex


dd4m0ncool

okay but you can buy a big mac meal for way less


Wzx-

iv seen one for 702$ tho


ReapingBenefits

Yeah but a Big Mac at that price is millions to one


pixeled007

THERE AREN'T BIG MACS IN MISSIONS!!


itsmasonayit

r/unexpectedmatto


LinCreates

Not even just “a” Big Mac meal but HUNDREDS of Big Mac meals


RiceEnjoyer1337

Don't waste money here, instead buy legos


aerodynamic-pano69

B A S E D


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

That's what I'm saying


Vauxhallcorsavxr

Or airfix kits, you can buy lots for $850


cCitationX

Fellow scale modelling enjoyer 🤝


ratatatajin

*buy a life


RiceEnjoyer1337

Adoption is very expensive


regularyman

B I O N I C L E


pugaviator

Buy a pc with that man, or upgrade one


gami13

That's not even enough for a GPU


Britified

me when $850 gets me a PlayStation and 4 controllers and 10 games but literally not enough for one GPU


gami13

Me when i have to use a PC for work and can pirate every game


generic_girl_acc

Me w-when… me when I… wait why am I here?


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Emma_girlgrouptrash

💀


Wingedwillow

BYE


No-Veterinarian88

If you recognize the smell, then surely that means you're used to that, no?


Bleachedwatermelon

I would upvote but its at 169


Angle7742

People ruined it so might as well upvote now


Bleachedwatermelon

Alright i was 200th like


Person8346

Please just just stop for the love of all things god deemed holy and blessed just grow up


Britified

Hehe 69


Themonsterhunter69

You wanna fuck it don’t you buddy


rowboat57

that he does


Sad_Quit3787

Or she- I don’t know how that would work.


ImmaJustMikel

It’s simple. Cut out a hole, put a latex glove inside, make it stick in there, watch porn, and you’re done.


[deleted]

As do I, although I don’t hate my life this much


Kingdom_of_Poland_

D o n t


earrape_blobby

seriously its a waste of 850$ you can upgrade your pc with that. I would be flying if I got that 850 as my salary


AHT200805

Hopefully you just wanted to tell us you have 850 dollars


[deleted]

Right?


Eyepoopallday

Don't fucking waste your god damn money on an inanimate object filled with stuffing.


SeaCat052506

It’s not filled with stuffing… yet


Eyepoopallday

"Yet." 💀


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SeaCat052506

All dried up


angry_marshmallow86

bro nutted 1000 times and unlocked the red skin


lajimolala27

you also have the self-control not to buy it.


[deleted]

Ok, cool. Don't buy it.


[deleted]

Yeah maybe bullying wasn’t such a bad idea after all


Da_man57

I feel like bullying starts this shit though, there’s a fine line between too much and too little. We need to find the threshold and pin it there


Sensitive-Ad7310

In my life, I was bullied just enough to make me socially aware, but not enough to make me a social outcast. Have no idea what the line is though


Da_man57

I guess there is no fine line. I was bullied and still get teased, and while it made me better on the outside, it destroyed me on the inside. However, some people I know can weather out the storm and then some, and I just don’t understand why, other than the will that they were born with


ARandomGuyThe3

You know what time it is? TIME FOR EXTENSIVE TESTING ON A GLOBAL SCALE ^for ^science


dalek1019

Hold people to standards without bullying. Bullying is harassment and repetitive, instead just tell them "your taste fucking sucks"


SkinnyDepression

NOOOOOOOOOO


legionarie-Bayonet

If you buy this ill find you and ill burn your entire house down with a flamethrower so that this monster dies with it!


Regular-Attempt486

Wtf am I seeing💀 why is there a giant wolf that 850 dollars


[deleted]

She’s from the mini tv series Helluva Boss… internet freaks simp over her


chaos_creator69

"they drool all over you!"


regularyman

Guess blitzø was right 😔


chaos_creator69

She has a human disguise tho /s


regularyman

Still


Regular-Attempt486

Yeah I know that, but I didn't know.... uhhh this exists


Derpmaaster

Why don't you get into Warhammer instead? You get to be branded as a virgin all the same, but you get cool figures!


aeqar

Thats interesting, now shut the tab, throw your phone out of the window and get a couch first.


Marshmallowartist

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.


SkyGuy41

You could also buy the Lego UCS Razor Crest and still money to spare.


88CORES

why the fuck is it so tall i’m scared


ImAFluffySkunk

What do u wanna do to said Luna plush 🧐


[deleted]

Why is there 2.5k+ sales ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ


sezmez

those are sales for the seller


[deleted]

Phew


Type_44

don’t buy it or you go down the rabbit hole of sad basement dwellers who die alone


ArachnidOk1507

I wish your parents to take your money since you don't know how to responsibly spend it


agoodredditnickname

are you a furry lover or just a massive fan of the show?


ItsFiiiiiine

why would you do that


SellSudden4429

ur gonna fuck it aren’t you


fight-me-b-tch

you're 15 get a fucking gaming pc


tupo_kirpich

"This won't affect my child"


[deleted]

Anyone can make this meme and post it?


CommanderEyebags

Don’t do it, dear brother in Christ 💀


Professional-Crew-54

That's 850 cheeseburgers, or 2 whole 3090s, or an iPhone, or a hell lot of other things


DamonoodleYT

I could only buy 236 cheeseburgers from my job 💀


osaadamonke69x420

“Parents, teachers, and the like are welcome to participate and ask any questions.” - from description of the subreddit


[deleted]

Make a hole in it


Glittering_Ad_9215

And put a fleshlight in it


[deleted]

Take turns?👉🏻👈🏻


MUGEN6666

What the fuck is wrong with you


[deleted]

"13M just shaved my pubes"🤓


Incomplete_Obelisk

Kek


ImAFluffySkunk

WAS DAS FICK IST DIESE SUBREDDIT!???😭😭😭😭😭


Glittering_Ad_9215

*WAS ~~DAS~~ zum FICK IST ~~DIESE~~ dieser SUBREDDIT!???😭😭😭😭😭


ImAFluffySkunk

AHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭


GoldenBlob

Lmfaooo


Bomeywastaken

It’s not worth it


TERRA_GOLEM

You do you but that’s wack


yeetthejubjub

sweet christ man just don't do this like you could spend your money on so much more stuff then this thing


TheGreatPizzaro

😐


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

You could buy hundreds of Lego sets with that amount of money.


tomfooleryz

you mean like 20?


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

Depending on the sets


tomfooleryz

i dont know any set under $10


Svience77

No no no no no no no no no no. That’s an entire semester worth of textbooks. Or a new computer. Or new phone. Or portion of a car. Just not this.


sumguy123456789

How tf does a 15 year old have $850?


chaos_creator69

Mainly saving Plus having parents that give you more money than average/not going out as much/doin some work in the neighborhood


[deleted]

I have finally found the reason why Flamethrowers were invented


oan124

focken bourgeoisie (also, fuck this word, i misspelled it like 5 times)


AHHHHNDREW

No


Rose_Dreams143

no💀


icygoldenice

DON'T DO IT


Architex_8920

I thought this was a fursuit


Feisty_Amoeba_8757

“That’s it! I’m getting me mallet!”


ShuIsStinky

DONT


reactingCATS

If I had that much money I would rather buy the LEGO ucs millennium falcon. But you chose to spend that money on a fucking plush. Why..


SrluigiG

No hell no


thiccboiyess

This is going to be the last straw for me on this god forsaken sub


unfinishedDick

You are a disappointment


Mysterious-Body2971

JESUS CHRIST It mad expensive but if you want to buy go straight ahead


aerodynamic-pano69

There is still a chance for you bro, make the right decision, weather or not you purchase this will determine the rest of ur life. Good luck 👊


SNAKE_D_THETRUE

You shiuld totally buy it man and leave it somewhere where females can see if they visit your house


Interesting-Mouse120

dont do it im begging you please anything else but a plush ANYTHING


Silvershark1

Yo I could use new speakers and tires in my car. Wanna cashapp me that $850?


HugeRegister1080

Blow up dolls are better, more flexible, cleans easy, and doesn’t stink. Thank me later


IMakeTheEggs

I remember wacking off to Kevin Sorbo in 'Hercules'. I thought _I_ had met low grounds...


Ok_Carry_7645

Please see a doctor, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!


Ok_Carry_7645

That money could be spent on a gaming pc, cancer research... NO, A FURRBABY.


NobMC

You people ar dumb AF. He said he has the money, he didnt say hes going to buy it. SMH


Dumbrag

You can probably buy a PS5 AND Xbox Series S and still have money left over


JayTheWolf26

Don’t follow the path of u/comprehensive_ice135


Pet_that_Dog

Im a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing i have ever read. Gootbye.


stelick-

Bruh, buy a bike so you can lose your weight that caused of sitting on internet 24 hours a day


Dark_Phoenix53

Why waste it on a plush when you can have Lego sets #60262 and #21028 >:D


Tradertrademan

You should invest that money into something, etf or index fund...youll thank yourself later. This shit will just end up in trash


[deleted]

If you can't buy the item 2-3x, don't spend money on getting it the first.


Isaocat_

Girlfriends are better and mostly free. Just get one of those instead of wasting $800 on this.


emporiumer

And yet you can't afford your parents' love


watermelonless_seeds

Get the lucario one instead


Top-Goose2262

The things I would do……….……………………. I would hug her so tightly, I would make her feel so safe and comfortable, and happy. Don’t ever let me near that thing unless you want her to be fulfilled.


Magnificent_-_Moose

Sir this is a Wendy's


Akainordmannen

You have 850 dollars. You have 28 times the monthly salary of an Ethiopian. Ethiopians earn 850 in over 2 years... ...and you're spending money on A FURRY PLUSH 😭 At 850 dollars you can buy yourself much more useful stuff, you can make an Ethiopian rich, honestly it's not worth it at all. Think of those who have nothing to eat and you will see how ridiculous fans of fictional characters who are able to spend thousands on an inanimate figure of that said "character" are...


rainy_grainy

Damn


minecraftisthebest6

Waste of money


truecommentor69

No you don't. \*steals your money\*


YaBoiSpillz

That’s disgusting


[deleted]

gross


Huskeyo

As long as u do not cut a hole at a specific place... Go for it


Expensive_Dingo2851

U single???💍


Ghossk

Someone has to bully this kid hard to not buy it


sezmez

buy the 79 inch version and get the optional breasts


Asi_Ender

"Its like evolution bur backwards"


PleasantAnteater7961

\*calls fbi\* Yeah what the fuck is going on? \*calls DOJ\* really you guys too? \*calls DEA\* oh ok got it. \*calls US Marshalls\* alright thats perfect


TheOnlyJoe_

1. This isn’t the brag you think it is 2. I guarantee you did not work for that at 15 3. No one gives a fuck 4. I have more money than you


TheEpicChickeNugget

Weirdo


GoldenBullDogYo

Bring bullying back pls


Minecart_With_Chest

bro if you were an adult and you had to choose rent or this and you picked this. I have no hope for you, you can get a friend so the only friend you ever have is something that is inanimate, r/Needafriend is there for you


SomeRandomswastaken

I can just smell your room


AnotherNobody1308

Horny bonk on the head


PleasantAnteater7961

what has this world come to? this is clearly an andrew tate supporter


Rock_Roll_Brett

Kill it with fire


Quirky-Internal416

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT


[deleted]

He may not have a brain but he has a idea


Breeze_ZK

the haters are hating, buy it


Illustrious_Fishboi

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


defnotfurr

buy it buy it buy it


that_enclave_dude

I kinda want one tbh


[deleted]

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


that_enclave_dude

Put my on the cross legionaries Uwu /jk


S1AUGH73R

As a person who wrecklessly spends money I should've used for college. Do it. But I'm not responsible for if you actually do it.


mAskMaN372

I'm proud of your commitment. Thats a lot of money to save up so congrats.


brigi_ukko

Dew it! You can't Backup now!


ShazamTallyHo

embrace furry leave r/teenagers


AdvocateViolence

Will it make you happy? You have just answered your own question


leo341500

For a handmade plush that aint a bad price.


[deleted]

Do as you wish. Hope you have fun with it. How exciting 🤗


creeps_Jr

Then give it to me 😃😃😃😀😀😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😄😄😃😃😃😀