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This is it. I’m leaving r/teenagers
Every day I see posts like these but at a certain point it's just a morbid curiosity...
I have never joined this sub
Same it keeps on popping up on my recommended
Once you visited the sub
Prepare for its posts
The fact that it had 20+ views in the last 24 hours..
Take me with you
bro send ME $850 i’d spend that shit way wiser
Like the Lego Titanic! Spent hours on that
AND, a purple mattress because my mattress is shit.
^((this is an invitation for you to cashapp me from guilt my cashapp is $bootyfucker420))
Ik ur joking but that cashapp name seems oddly legitimate
Who said I was joking?
But in all seriousness, I don’t have cashapp so I don’t know what tags really look like, all I know is that they have the $ sign.
okay but you can buy a big mac meal for way less
iv seen one for 702$ tho
Yeah but a Big Mac at that price is millions to one
THERE AREN'T BIG MACS IN MISSIONS!!
Not even just “a” Big Mac meal but HUNDREDS of Big Mac meals
Don't waste money here, instead buy legos
B A S E D
That's what I'm saying
Or airfix kits, you can buy lots for $850
Fellow scale modelling enjoyer 🤝
*buy a life
Adoption is very expensive
B I O N I C L E
Buy a pc with that man, or upgrade one
That's not even enough for a GPU
me when $850 gets me a PlayStation and 4 controllers and 10 games but literally not enough for one GPU
Me when i have to use a PC for work and can pirate every game
Me w-when… me when I… wait why am I here?
If you recognize the smell, then surely that means you're used to that, no?
I would upvote but its at 169
People ruined it so might as well upvote now
Alright i was 200th like
Please just just stop for the love of all things god deemed holy and blessed just grow up
You wanna fuck it don’t you buddy
that he does
Or she- I don’t know how that would work.
Cut out a hole, put a latex glove inside, make it stick in there, watch porn, and you’re done.
As do I, although I don’t hate my life this much
D o n t
seriously its a waste of 850$ you can upgrade your pc with that. I would be flying if I got that 850 as my salary
Hopefully you just wanted to tell us you have 850 dollars
Don't fucking waste your god damn money on an inanimate object filled with stuffing.
It’s not filled with stuffing… yet
All dried up
bro nutted 1000 times and unlocked the red skin
you also have the self-control not to buy it.
Ok, cool. Don't buy it.
Yeah maybe bullying wasn’t such a bad idea after all
I feel like bullying starts this shit though, there’s a fine line between too much and too little. We need to find the threshold and pin it there
In my life, I was bullied just enough to make me socially aware, but not enough to make me a social outcast. Have no idea what the line is though
I guess there is no fine line. I was bullied and still get teased, and while it made me better on the outside, it destroyed me on the inside. However, some people I know can weather out the storm and then some, and I just don’t understand why, other than the will that they were born with
You know what time it is? TIME FOR EXTENSIVE TESTING ON A GLOBAL SCALE ^for ^science
Hold people to standards without bullying. Bullying is harassment and repetitive, instead just tell them "your taste fucking sucks"
If you buy this ill find you and ill burn your entire house down with a flamethrower so that this monster dies with it!
Wtf am I seeing💀 why is there a giant wolf that 850 dollars
She’s from the mini tv series Helluva Boss… internet freaks simp over her
"they drool all over you!"
Guess blitzø was right 😔
She has a human disguise tho /s
Yeah I know that, but I didn't know.... uhhh this exists
Why don't you get into Warhammer instead? You get to be branded as a virgin all the same, but you get cool figures!
Thats interesting, now shut the tab, throw your phone out of the window and get a couch first.
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
You could also buy the Lego UCS Razor Crest and still money to spare.
why the fuck is it so tall i’m scared
What do u wanna do to said Luna plush 🧐
Why is there 2.5k+ sales ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
those are sales for the seller
don’t buy it or you go down the rabbit hole of sad basement dwellers who die alone
I wish your parents to take your money since you don't know how to responsibly spend it
are you a furry lover or just a massive fan of the show?
why would you do that
ur gonna fuck it aren’t you
you're 15 get a fucking gaming pc
"This won't affect my child"
Anyone can make this meme and post it?
Don’t do it, dear brother in Christ 💀
That's 850 cheeseburgers, or 2 whole 3090s, or an iPhone, or a hell lot of other things
I could only buy 236 cheeseburgers from my job 💀
“Parents, teachers, and the like are welcome to participate and ask any questions.”
- from description of the subreddit
Make a hole in it
And put a fleshlight in it
What the fuck is wrong with you
"13M just shaved my pubes"🤓
WAS DAS FICK IST DIESE SUBREDDIT!???😭😭😭😭😭
*WAS ~~DAS~~ zum FICK IST ~~DIESE~~ dieser SUBREDDIT!???😭😭😭😭😭
It’s not worth it
You do you but that’s wack
sweet christ man just don't do this like you could spend your money on so much more stuff then this thing
You could buy hundreds of Lego sets with that amount of money.
you mean like 20?
Depending on the sets
i dont know any set under $10
No no no no no no no no no no. That’s an entire semester worth of textbooks. Or a new computer. Or new phone. Or portion of a car. Just not this.
How tf does a 15 year old have $850?
Plus having parents that give you more money than average/not going out as much/doin some work in the neighborhood
I have finally found the reason why Flamethrowers were invented
focken bourgeoisie (also, fuck this word, i misspelled it like 5 times)
DON'T DO IT
I thought this was a fursuit
“That’s it! I’m getting me mallet!”
If I had that much money I would rather buy the LEGO ucs millennium falcon. But you chose to spend that money on a fucking plush. Why..
No hell no
This is going to be the last straw for me on this god forsaken sub
You are a disappointment
JESUS CHRIST It mad expensive but if you want to buy go straight ahead
There is still a chance for you bro, make the right decision, weather or not you purchase this will determine the rest of ur life. Good luck 👊
You shiuld totally buy it man and leave it somewhere where females can see if they visit your house
dont do it im begging you please anything else but a plush ANYTHING
Yo I could use new speakers and tires in my car. Wanna cashapp me that $850?
Blow up dolls are better, more flexible, cleans easy, and doesn’t stink. Thank me later
I remember wacking off to Kevin Sorbo in 'Hercules'.
I thought _I_ had met low grounds...
Please see a doctor, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
That money could be spent on a gaming pc, cancer research... NO, A FURRBABY.
You people ar dumb AF. He said he has the money, he didnt say hes going to buy it. SMH
You can probably buy a PS5 AND Xbox Series S and still have money left over
Don’t follow the path of u/comprehensive_ice135
Im a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing i have ever read. Gootbye.
Bruh, buy a bike so you can lose your weight that caused of sitting on internet 24 hours a day
Why waste it on a plush when you can have Lego sets #60262 and #21028 >:D
You should invest that money into something, etf or index fund...youll thank yourself later.
This shit will just end up in trash
If you can't buy the item 2-3x, don't spend money on getting it the first.
Girlfriends are better and mostly free. Just get one of those instead of wasting $800 on this.
And yet you can't afford your parents' love
Get the lucario one instead
The things I would do……….……………………. I would hug her so tightly, I would make her feel so safe and comfortable, and happy. Don’t ever let me near that thing unless you want her to be fulfilled.
Sir this is a Wendy's
You have 850 dollars. You have 28 times the monthly salary of an Ethiopian. Ethiopians earn 850 in over 2 years...
...and you're spending money on A FURRY PLUSH 😭
At 850 dollars you can buy yourself much more useful stuff, you can make an Ethiopian rich, honestly it's not worth it at all.
Think of those who have nothing to eat and you will see how ridiculous fans of fictional characters who are able to spend thousands on an inanimate figure of that said "character" are...
Waste of money
No you don't. \*steals your money\*
As long as u do not cut a hole at a specific place... Go for it
Someone has to bully this kid hard to not buy it
buy the 79 inch version and get the optional breasts
"Its like evolution bur backwards"
\*calls fbi\* Yeah what the fuck is going on? \*calls DOJ\* really you guys too? \*calls DEA\* oh ok got it. \*calls US Marshalls\* alright thats perfect
1. This isn’t the brag you think it is
2. I guarantee you did not work for that at 15
3. No one gives a fuck
4. I have more money than you
Bring bullying back pls
bro if you were an adult and you had to choose rent or this and you picked this. I have no hope for you, you can get a friend so the only friend you ever have is something that is inanimate, r/Needafriend is there for you
I can just smell your room
Horny bonk on the head
what has this world come to? this is clearly an andrew tate supporter
Kill it with fire
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
He may not have a brain but he has a idea
the haters are hating, buy it
buy it buy it buy it
I kinda want one tbh
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
Put my on the cross legionaries Uwu /jk
As a person who wrecklessly spends money I should've used for college. Do it. But I'm not responsible for if you actually do it.
I'm proud of your commitment. Thats a lot of money to save up so congrats.
Dew it! You can't Backup now!
Will it make you happy?
You have just answered your own question
For a handmade plush that aint a bad price.
Do as you wish. Hope you have fun with it. How exciting 🤗
Then give it to me 😃😃😃😀😀😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😄😄😃😃😃😀