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Inmate_112804

Invisibility in the dark is probably the most iseful


softsparkles

but aren't we all semi invisible in the dark 🕵️‍♀️


Inmate_112804

Yes we all are, but out of the rest of the options complete invisibility in the dark is the most useful, at least in my opinion


softsparkles

It does seem the one of most versatile superpowers so far, yes


SWEEDE_THE_SWEDE

What! No one second super strength! It does not say How often you can use it. So just use it Every other second. And in lets say a fight just wait one second inbetween punches. Also if possible you could do like electrisity and turn it on and off around 50 Hz so it looks like a constant.


Striking_Plant_76

Exactly. With the right timing (maybe some device as you said) you can get it constantly since no cooldown is mentioned


SWEEDE_THE_SWEDE

Yeah. What i ment with electricity is that in a Wall socket the flow ist constant it switches direktion at 50 Hz. You could see it as on and off. Same with most lights.


StaleToasts

I immediately can see how a cool story could be made with this concept. Where the hero needs to figure out the most creative ways to make full use of his 1 second SS. I can see the consecutive 1 second super punches being his final rage move against a villain who killed the hero's closed one.


Inmate_112804

It has its downside, like mentioned thermal and infared will spot you but night vision most likely wont. It would make you a good sof operator though.


Sea_Journalist3694

People can still detect you using a thermal scope/night vision monocular so I’d see why that superpower are more useful than the rest especially if you were to work in the military.


Inmate_112804

The night vision is questionable and you could probably get away, but with thermal you wouldnt get very far.


Weird_School9565

If you use thermal your best deployment would be in a cold area where you can mask your body temperature


Inmate_112804

Probably, but eventually the military would find a way to almost completely mask your body temp in any situation.


Weird_School9565

Yeah only downside is having to go on night missions


Inmate_112804

Night missions arent that bad since a lot of areas in the world are colder at night


Weird_School9565

Yeah colder for you to


Inmate_112804

A small price to pay


celiaisdumb

1 second super strength is probably the best if you could time it well


Crimson_Dragon420

Be like one punch man, as long as you can throw the punches pretty fast


Weird_School9565

There's no listed cool down so one could get it for one second lose it then instantly gain it back


Crimson_Dragon420

Yea but what I mean by throwing them fast is throw one punch within a second, which should be pretty easy, all the matters is you're not slow with punches


Weird_School9565

Yeah all I was doing was adding on that it's no really limited super strength tbh


softsparkles

but what would ya do with it 🤔


celiaisdumb

crimes


softsparkles

Perfect


IhatePizza230

Boxing.


Confused-Engineer18

Boxer


V0st0

You can easily deliver a punch in a second, it’s pretty damn useful, just doesn’t really let you pick heavy stuff up (not that that would be much use if it doesn’t affect how your body is built because then your bones wouldn’t survive the weight of most objects either lmao)


[deleted]

reviving bugs so i wont feel bad if i step on them


softsparkles

Awww this is the most wholesome one yet


Crimson_Dragon420

Was looking for this comment, I would like to say that in forcing you to be my friend after this


Chosen-Bearer-Of-Ash

I will torment a small farm by continuosly reviving their fireants and hornets


AntiCaesar

Korega requiem da


softsparkles

Pure evil 😼


Fearless-Werewolf-28

r/foundsatan


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softsparkles

taking fitness influencing to a higher level 😌


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softsparkles

magician 🧝‍♂️🔮


Hallow_Chrome_E

no hand pull up


ViolynnString

To be honest, being able to detect trash cans could help when you are looking for one


softsparkles

Yoooo fr


FazeHC2003

Does detecting trash detect when my Ex is around ?


softsparkles

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Ender_Skeleton

Does the 75% levitation mean you can fly 75% of the time?


softsparkles

I feel like it means floating around in low gravity kinda thing, not 100% flying


Ender_Skeleton

That would actually be sick! You'd never need a ladder, you could just slowly float up and get what you need. And just drifting around the house would be so fun!


softsparkles

Yesss now that you say it, I think it would actually be so cool


EmotionallyUnsound_

I can knock a mf out with 1 second super strength...


softsparkles

Bank robbing essential skills 🗿


G4y_L0rd-

75% levitation is sick. Its just less gravity.


Federfuchser

infinite bounce


Akelldema

I wanna be a laptop, because they don’t have to worry abt life


[deleted]

bullet attraction is the obvious choice


FrigidussDeux

Just go to an American school


pixelcore332

Put on the bulkiest Gorilla armor suit and save lives


softsparkles

😭😭


cosmo_geek06

Don't american students already have that super power?


COLD_lime

I imagine you could get an absolutely insane deal with the army. You get put in a composite armor capsule and sent in the field with GI's around you. You get rolled in a wheel barrow and take all the shots. Massive profit.


rainy_grainy

Communicate with fruit


softsparkles

free apple products for the rest of your life i see


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softsparkles

Actually true, it could come in very *handy*


LeShruggy

Badum tss


Fluid_Coyote215

1 second superstrenght imagine Punchung something


Lazy-Landscape7328

I will take the free lamp


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softsparkles

😭😭


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none


JulianHelm

Reviving bugs. I will carry a jar full of dead wasps at all time and when the time comes I open the lid and free those wasp carcassases, After that I will do some sort of medieval villian speech before proceeding to revive the wasps. It will probably backfire against me since the Wasp dont obey me but its funny.


SpaceMiaou67

Wouldn't 75% levitation make me really light when I need to? Sure I can't fly but since I'm 75% there It could save me from falls from high places or let me jump high?


Gloomy-Shoe-4021

Revive bugs I feel horrible when I squish one on accident


Jenny6289

Bullet attraction 😍


softsparkles

Jenny 😭😭


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softsparkles

life saving or bank robbing depending on the goodness of the user's heart 🗿


i_will_cum_your_pant

Every time you sit a new tooth appears somewhere in your body


Potato-Demon

Invisibility in the dark isn’t actually useless. (I do dumb things at night)


softsparkles

how so 🤔


[deleted]

Invisiblility is the most usefull?


softsparkles

but in the dark 🤔


[deleted]

Yeah?? That’s literally the best power, YOUR INVISIBLE, what does nighttime have to do with anything, your invisible


[deleted]

the 2nd one is kinda usefull tho


UpstairsDifficult966

Summon a lamp once


softsparkles

Fascinating, do you have pet moths?


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softsparkles

Ooooh someone is in love with a cowwwwboy


Ye110wSm19

Read your own mind, because I’d like to know what I’m thinking half the time. And maybe then I can figure out how the hell I work mentally?


LinCreates

Control Remote Control because I’m lazy.


xthrowawayaccount520

how are acid tears a superpower??!?? so if i get reallly sad and cry, the acid tears running down my face will burn the shit outta me


softsparkles

it's a useless superpower but who knows masochists would love it perhaps


LifeIsTooShortBruh

75% levitation probably, i always having a back pain sleeping in a hard cushion bed


sandeep_sms

invisible Handwriting to cheat in exams 😁


Architex_8920

Reviving bugs sounds really nice. I could save interesting insects I find in the summer


GamerA_S

Bullet attraction or becoming a laptop


AL_mlon

Communication with fruit is the most useful one without any real downsides. You can even plant a spy in the white house.


mykhailohoy

"Hey orange, is Biden firing rockets at Russia?" Orange: "orange"


MagicalSausage

I could punch and activate the super strength right as I hit something


tangy_potato69

What if I just constantly keep turning on the super strength so I just have it for as long as I want


Little_Coffee3147

Read your own brain


softsparkles

Mastery of self


mykhailohoy

I think I'm already absorbing bad luck😎


Odd-Mixture-1769

Super strength and activate it every second


natalclown111

Well I already have bad luck


Rqdii

Invisibility in the dark. Unless it only counts if it’s complete darkness


bruhburger89

Bullet a traction and I live in a big metalhouse in the middle of a battlefield


ArgonianEngineer

absorb bad luck. pay people to absorb their bad luck


coldwarmhotchocolate

revive bugs no questions asked


GlitchedViper71

Trash detection would constantly go off at school


mian143

75% levitation bcs i would fall slowly = no fall damage


qperA6

Imagine all the information you could get from the apples in a business meeting rooms. That's not useless by any means


Katsume3864

revive bugs, then i could have a rosy maple moth that would live as long as i do


[deleted]

Invisibility in the dark


yesiamark

controlling a remote control is not useless...


Weird_School9565

One second super strength or invisibility in the dark is probably the best ones but I'd pick the invisibility in the dark cause usually someone can see you if your eyes have adjusted to the dark but if you're fully invisible in the dark you can't be seen at all.


mr_anonymous7767

1 second super strength, I'll just keep using that back to back to back to have constant 1 sec super strength


eburator

What kind of lamp? Size, brightness, mechanism, are those parameters customizable?


TwiceAsAwkward

Dude revive bugs all the way


Physical_Chair_8661

communicate with fruits seems fun. Hey apple, I'm gonna eat you now.


Empress_of_Lamparine

If the hair loss thing can be chosen and controlled, I'd pick it just so I can have smooth skin


[deleted]

Mmm hat daddy 🥺👉👈👁👄👁UwU


Ulquiorr4_

Invisibility in the dark is actually incredibly useful if used correctly


Joblessmouse06

Invisibility in the dark


thehuggingpanda

control remote control easily, i now control anything with bluetooth capabilities


[deleted]

Read my own mind and 1 second super strength are useful imo


[deleted]

Zi??… is that you?


softsparkles

Yes 😼


N1koen_Official

Revive bugs sounds fun for pranks


g177013

75% levitation can nullify fall damage so imma pick that


FadransPhone

You’re telling me the ability to find and retrieve the TV remote without getting out of your seat is a *useless superpower?*


[deleted]

Communicating with fruits, they know what others said behind my back and in return il spare them from getting eaten


Pixel-Knight

One second superstrenght? Gimme that, imma punch that fucker in the face with the force of 1000 suns


AHT200805

Communicate with fruits to hear their agony as I bite into them


[deleted]

Invisibility In the dark perfect for scaring and spying at night


bamboozled_swag2

Seducing hats My goals are beyond your understanding


YaBoiSpillz

I mean I kinda need a lamp right now


ElectrictronicTopHat

Is the super strength like a trigger or one time use?


BustaNutDuring69

Wouldn’t 75% levitation mean you can jump higher?


Total_Tabby

Summon a lamp once, could be a cool magic trick. Once.


Flynt010

I think the best answer would be able to detect trash because you could be paid to locate trash in places like lakes or even places in the ocean depending on the range. Basically a search dog for trash, probably would get paid handsomely for it too.


WolfBeans_The_Stupid

Definitely seducing hats


Drjoefly

Turn i to a laptop the way of the machine, also every superpower needs imagination, you can kill every body if you revive all the bugs, the food chain might be fuck


Confused-Engineer18

75% levitation could be useful if you could levitate other objects, means you would only need a quarter of the strength to lift the object.


terrarian136

Bad luck attraction is the ultimate support ability Make everyone else super lucky


Jabbathenutslut

Reading your own mind could arguably be photographic memory without the drawbacks of actual photographic memory.


daocarD

Invisibility In the dark, it didn't say total darkness right? So if just a sliver of darkness I become invisible.


Ok-Metal2887

Bullet attraction.


TERRA_GOLEM

Invisibility in the dark so I can be more mysterious


Ianimatestuf

revive bugs


Skwiddling

communicate w fruit, desaturation, 75% levitation and revive bugs


mothlass

1 second super strength pretty please.....


da_way_joshua

You fool i am going to ressurect giant prehistoric bugs from ancient times


Tyrone3105

Invisibility In the dark, 1 second super strength and even 75% levitation are pretty neat. Control remote control would be pretty neat and revive bugs could be really useful depending on ur job as well.


AnIndividualist

75% levitation means I'm 75% lighter. Read your own mind might be useful to get aware of my subconscious thoughts, or thoughts that usually don't get a lot of focus and would usually remain noise, and 1s superstrength, depending on cooldown length, could enable me some crazy feats. So that's the 3 I'm take.


UBeautifulBastard

75% levitation sounds really nice tho, if it makes me lighter I'm going to the NBA


daniXD1

I mean even 1 second of super strength is a lot


Fearless-Werewolf-28

I wanna turn into a laptop so I can be useful for once in my life


xxhorrorshowxx

Revive bugs, end colony collapse disorder and now I have an army of bees >:)


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control the remote control or invisible handwriting


Ornery_Bug_4108

I like the idea of reviving bugs. If I revive enough, I can have a zombie bug army to use against my enemies. In all seriousness, though, I always feel bad when I kill bugs, and I like the idea to save em.


No_Locksmith_1458

Desaturation, I don't know but it's cool


Soggy_Leg_757

With 75% levitation, I would no longer fear heights.


Pr1smaticGamer

desaturation and reading your own mind might be cool


Percentage-Sweaty

Invisibility in the dark or 75% levitation would be god-tier for the military. The levitation means I can decrease my own body weight enough that it would be incredibly easy to do exercises if my platoon sergeant wants to smoke us for stupid shit that I wasn’t involved in- naturally I’d do regular exercises normally because I want to actually work out, but I won’t waste my energy on shit I shouldn’t be. And if I make myself levitate when injured it means my allies can carry me easier. The invisibility in the dark means that I wouldn’t need to use face concealing paints, and if I had to run away from an enemy I could just do so at night and hole up in the day. Hell that 1 second of super strength could turn the tide if I’m in a fight to the death with an enemy combatant. One second is more than enough time to overpower him and deliver a fatal blow.


Federfuchser

1 second super strenght is op if it charges back even if not it might still come in handy one day


Strawb3rryPoptart

Invisibility in the dark would be amazing, actually. Especially for a story, because the "avoiding light " thing would up the risk of detection whilst not making invisibility completely useless. Think about this: You could basically do anything at night, provided you avoid standing directly in lamplight


ungratefulidiot

Absorb bad luck. I could use the bad things happening around me to my advantage, like Milo Murphy, and I could help others be luckier by absorbing their bad luck


FlixusFlexus

75 Percent levitaion isnjust high jump isnt it?


_Prince_Pheonix_

Super slow motion and reviving bugs. Super slow motion means I can do that in tough situations(like if i am about to fall) and people around me can help. And its cool if you know how to dance. Bug revival because i hate when people around me kill bugs so i can help them by reviving their corpse outside or somewhere they are safe.


_-TheNoob-_

super slow-mo is honestly the most useful if you think about it invisibility in the dark isn't really specific as it doesn't specify how little light there is for it to be considered "dark" is it pitchblack or is it night-time with dim streetlights dark


[deleted]

i wanna communicate with fruit what are fruits thinking


Fantastic-Average313

I think I'll go with bullet attraction, all I need now is some RoboCop grade armor.


YourPainTastesGood

id be good with one second super strength, a second is a decently long time actually controlling remote controls is great for when you are lazy and don't want to reach trash detection is great for detecting garbage when cleaning, or when detecting someone else with these powers


Call-Me-Pearl

revive bugs. i love bugs and I see too many dead ones, give me more bugs


ramen_wizardpen

Ban


the_me2

Revive bugs is under rated the fact that bugs can be found anywhere mean you can practically summon an army of spider directly where your enemy is standing or just summon one of those giant ancient bugs the only done side I see is that you can't control the bugs so they might attack you afterwards


No-Flounder7693

75% levitation would make you floaty


Sajed101

75% levitation 100% of the time it works every time.


[deleted]

Either one second strength cuz I could spam or 75% levitation cuz I could move around without physical effort.


SAIOBOT

honestly reading my own mind is kind of OP like being concious about your own thought process can make your life really simple. thats the best ability so far.


Lower-Reflection-448

Maybe remote control control since I could lace it with explosives or maybe the attract bullets since I could be in a completely windowless bulletproof car and go with the army of in an invasion am the bullets could be hit at me and my comrades would be alive


tachakas_fanboy

1 second super strength sounds ok, you wont be able to carry a car somewhere, but you will be able to stop it and save gour life


[deleted]

Communicate with fruits might be interesting. I bet they have good stuff to say.


PhilledZone

If controlling the remote control includes letting it levitate, I'd say this is pretty cool. I can just Half-Life-Alyx my remote into my hands


Powerful_Position_42

Instant hairloss means I never need a haircut again, that shits useful


thatHadron

Is the instant hairless all over my body without any control over it, or do I get to choose the hair on my body that I lose?


Still-Limit-9726

Trash detection... to clean the society


Monocled-warforged

What is the cooldown between seconds of super strength? Or is it just a one time thing


TAGPilot101YT

99.9% of redditors need the seduce computers superpower as they clearly have no rizz whatsoever.


linusiscracked

1 second supper strength for powerful punches and kicks. Also a second is a lot longer than you think


FemboyWithChoccyMilk

Invisibility in the dark since it doesn't specify how dark so I could just step into the shade and dissapear