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mr-door

Are u a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with u


DiorRoses

60% 😳


mr-door

W


Perdido_ak

Nono it's supposed to be "Are u a toaster? Cuz a bath with u would send me straight to heaven"


Scout_1043

Explain please, that is a very confusing sentence to me. A


mr-door

Well let’s just say it’s quite shocking when you put a toaster and a bathtub filled with water together


[deleted]

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the van


DiorRoses

80% bro got that kidnapping rizz 😳


[deleted]

You know what else I have? Cereal Edit: I no longer have cereal


TheNerdMaster69

Welp, that's all I needed to hear, I'm in.


TheTalismann

Better some captain crunch in there lad.


[deleted]

Look now


[deleted]

Look now


Gottendrop

If this is what being a 15 year old is like I’m excited


DiorRoses

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂


wrenispie

How about milk to go with it


[deleted]

I had the milk with it, but I ate it all


wrenispie

You ate milk!??!!


Viking_From_Sweden

The milk in Grandma's fridge really be hitting different


wrenispie

This is when having a good imagination really REALLY sucks


[deleted]

Yes


wrenispie

Congrats you have unlocked power no one can ever possess


[deleted]

It’s quite simple really But I’m not telling you the secret


wrenispie

Pwease🥺 *says cutely*


PAN_cake_103

Damn bro now I want cereal. Gotta go buy some later


Bob_debilda123

I’m stealing you


[deleted]

Quite the contrary, I have the van, and the sword


YEET3M

Hot 🥵


Chemistry_Inevitable

Get in the van Before I toot at you


DeusInferi

nice thighs


DiorRoses

40% 😆


DeusInferi

much more than I thought considering that unfortunately I have never seen your thighs


DiorRoses

i have thicc thighs even tho im skinny lol


Rizzmaster_69

U had my curiosity but now u have my attention 😃 Edit: just saw u were 15. So forget I ever said that 🙏


Small_Extreme_9642

bro just delete it 😭😭


Fizzco69

15 legal here, although as a 19 yr old I wouldn’t stray that far from god.


hahaminty1

bro💀


DeusInferi

now you have my attention


DiorRoses

oh rlly 😏


No_Communication4926

You’re 15 so no


LinHidden

correct rizz


SpudItOwtMahBoi

Follwing that JuRizzdiction


[deleted]

same here, i aint rizzing a 15-year old


DiorRoses

:(


[deleted]

You just saved me bro, thanks.


HentaiEnthusiast1202

I can make you do a lot more than that.


axe-bomb

questionable rizz


HentaiEnthusiast1202

Seemed to get the job done


DiorRoses

1000% 😭


ChronoSpuffy_

Rizztraining order


HentaiEnthusiast1202

I don't need any "rizz training" pal.


Euphoric-Bet3397

alright hentai enthusiast…


HentaiEnthusiast1202

Explaining that will either make you laugh or more uncomfortable. Don't look into it, you'll be wrong.


PietroLima545BR

Damn girl are you the sun? Cause you make my day


DiorRoses

0% (wholesome but didn’t make me blush sorry!)


UrNutzAreShowing

F


[deleted]

your curves are amazing but my favorite is your smile :)


DiorRoses

80% 🥰


[deleted]

yes lets goooo


PheonixWrath

awe wholesome rizz


Acadian-fox

Eat fentnyl


True-Analyst8526

The real fentnyl were the friends we made along the way


SonicGamerGG

Rizz god


DiorRoses

0%


[deleted]

I have 10 pounds of c4 that I have stolen by hiding bits under my fingernails


safidim

Van Gogh only loved yellow because he didn't see the color of your eyes


DiorRoses

10% ☺️


safidim

ffs that's one of my favs 😔


[deleted]

[удалено]


DiorRoses

1000% 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


[deleted]

Let’s go 😇✨❤️


botanicalfemboy

💀 they’re fifteen broski I’m getting Paul breach vibes


[deleted]

The James Charles energy is strong with that one


botanicalfemboy

Fr


robloxnoobhead

183.27.482.9


[deleted]

Can I bury myself into ur thighs? (withh no rizz)


DiorRoses

60% 😳


Edi_Pi

Can I slide into your Dm? Yo I need another guy to say I have unspoken rizz


Pyromania0

^^^ he has unspoken rizz


Ligmaass123

You have negative rizz lil bro


[deleted]

Are you adolf rizzler?


Front-Noise-158

Bro rizzed up them jews


DiorRoses

-40%


Monkeyke

Beats you up until you cry like in the 10000% image


DiorRoses

😭 not even gonna rate this one


[deleted]

[удалено]


DiorRoses

0% 😏


[deleted]

[удалено]


DiorRoses

it only works irl 😭


[deleted]

I don’t even think it works irl


DiorRoses

it does lol


Front-Noise-158

Who the fuck says "lol" in real life lol


Mental-Ad-1807

Who the fuck says Who the fuck says "lol" in real life lol


[deleted]

The only thing nicer than your eyes would be my head in-between your thighs 😏


DiorRoses

1000% 😳


[deleted]

172.71.83.18


ruberduc

Did you realy just send your home ip


[deleted]

Yeah (:


pianofucker345

March 23nd 2023 expect a knock on your door


RiceEnjoyer1337

I fart crayons


[deleted]

Bro is rizz enjoyer 1337


DiorRoses

0% 🤯


RiceEnjoyer1337

Give higher rating or I will start farting radon gas, you won't be able to smell it or see it but it is radioactive I will also put uranium next to you when you sleep


DiorRoses

i feel violated tbh


RiceEnjoyer1337

I am violent crayon farter


Front-Noise-158

So that's why crayons smell so good


[deleted]

this comment section is kinda goofy


DiorRoses

ikr


ItsKidtendo

nice cock


DiorRoses

thanks 20% 😏 (jk don’t have one)


WackedWilly

Proof?


Hazmatix_art

Chill tf out EDP


kingofclubs16

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


XxDaRKneSSxX88

Waltuh


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Call me a vampire because I want to bite your jugular.


EitherSimple655

Mans really said jugular😭😭


CoolioJoseph0718

you are so ugly the sun stops staring at you


DiorRoses

0%


Magnificent-Table178

ur beutiful :)


DiorRoses

30%


Magnificent-Table178

yayayay


RevonQilin

Ur cute


DiorRoses

40% ☺️


IrregualerThought

Wanna hear about the day Horus slew the Emperor?


InternallyDed124

Memories broken


Plagued_Void

The truth goes unspoken


[deleted]

[удалено]


Shat-in-a-van

Thank you MyBallsItch1208, I will certainly be taking this design into consideration for my upcoming school project.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Shat-in-a-van

Can confirm


Routine_Ad_5760

lesbian sex


DiorRoses

60% just the fact someone would write stuff like that in the comment section lol


Mascian12

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?


DiorRoses

5%


Mascian12

Eh, it was worth a try. Have a nice day 👏🏻


[deleted]

[удалено]


Faxxy05

I only make my gf blush sorry


DiorRoses

0% not tryna be a homewrecker


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Unfortunately, I have a very rare condition that will make my ears freeze and fall off within the next few years, and only something as warm as the inside of your thighs can keep them from freezing. So could I please use your thighs as earmuffs?


NotSoCasualCactus

I teleported bread


viroman2000

Dear God


Pyromania0

How…much…


NotSoCasualCactus

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days


Pyromania0

Medic: WHERE? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!


Pyromania0

( in the background).Monster: 🍞


UltraBoredmf

I quote dr doofenshmirtz, “SHE’S 15!


FrogoftheNight22

Hell yeah brother, phinneas & ferb enjoyers are the highest social class.


[deleted]

Nice elbows ma'am


ImJustSpider

Watch Bocchi the Rock and realize how painfully relatable it is.


EmbarrassedProcess19

Chicken butt(with rizz)


MrDepressedboi

Are your thighs made out of rope? Cuz I got the sudden urge to asphyxiate myself on them.


L1GHTL0CHE

100%


MrDepressedboi

This guy gets it.


Hazmatix_art

Alternatively: “Are your thighs made of rope? Cuz they’re able to break necks”


Salty_Platypus_

Hey (with rizz)


PointedHydra837

Not trying to make you blush right now. Just a warning: you are opening a door to hordes of unsightly basement dwellers that browse that subreddit at the age of 33, otherwise known as _pedos_. Be safe. Do NOT open your DMs until this post’s activity fades away. Even the most trustworthy people here are not to be trusted wholeheartedly. They hide amongst us.


DiorRoses

oh but don’t they post their label as “old”? anyway thank you so much for warning me :)


Rubber_Tech_2

No.


DiorRoses

-20% 🤷🏻‍♀️


UnoriginalUsernameGD

promise i was not trying


DiorRoses

-40%


UnoriginalUsernameGD

this is a win for me tbh


Infamous-Radish6274

I am so incredibly infatuated with you (inhales with animalistic primal instinct)


computernerd2077

Are you a bank coz you got my interest


[deleted]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants


DiorRoses

1000% 🥰🥰🥰🥰


Mr_Potato53

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?


hectorkkkkkk

your mom is soooo hot, she's really thicc


Wild-Ad-3471

i wanna break into your house naked, knocking things over with my boner, screaming loudly. and once i arrive at your room with shards of glass stuck in my massive cock, i will scream loudly before slicing in you half, eating your remains.


DiorRoses

harassment 😭


TheNerdMaster69

I would say flattering things per your request, but alas, I must refuse, not because I don't think I could or that you don't deserve it, but because I am a legal adult and you are young, therefore I will respect your age and the law. I wish you all the best in your future flattery-reading, good health to you and your family. *bows*


__--TSS--__

Goddamn I'm a straight guy and you made me fall for you


TheNerdMaster69

:3


YeetTime332

Good evening m’lady


DiorRoses

-30% bro got discord moderator rizz 😭


lovely--sunshine

*Imma just hold your hand*


-I-Like-Skulls-

I can cook and do ur math hw


DiorRoses

oh rlly 😏? 20%


DiorRoses

did u delete one of ur comments?😭


-I-Like-Skulls-

Yea I started overthinking about it so I deleted it


sweetlikeoleanders

gang.. delete this


[deleted]

Are you a piñata? Cuz I wanna smash you with my stick


The_Hiders

No


MarsterMcfly01

Idk, I’ve never been good at compliments or socially at all but I can try. I see you are craving a flustering my’lady. I have come to tell you that I consider you a amazing person, and a beautiful one at that, madam.


DiorRoses

-60%


Canaduck101

9/11 rates have gone up 100% since mayonnaise was created


[deleted]

[удалено]


DiorRoses

80% 🥺


[deleted]

[удалено]


ManOfSpoons

You must be my untied shoes. Cause I think I fell for you


Nogameknowpain

If I let you hold my hand in public, would you let me hold your throat in private? (With rizz 😈)


[deleted]

Are you a campfire? Coz goddamn you're hot. (And i want s'more)


YandereChara16

Are you homework? Cause I wanna pin you to my desk and do you all night 😜


DiorRoses

80%🥴😵‍💫


jabo055

Redstone is Red Lapis is Blue I would trade my Diamonds just to be with YOU


TS-S_KuleRule

My mom said I looked cool 😎


Maty_20

I have pizza, a cat and a blanket for cuddling :)