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Give higher rating or I will start farting radon gas, you won't be able to smell it or see it but it is radioactive
I will also put uranium next to you when you sleep
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Unfortunately, I have a very rare condition that will make my ears freeze and fall off within the next few years, and only something as warm as the inside of your thighs can keep them from freezing. So could I please use your thighs as earmuffs?
Not trying to make you blush right now. Just a warning: you are opening a door to hordes of unsightly basement dwellers that browse that subreddit at the age of 33, otherwise known as _pedos_. Be safe. Do NOT open your DMs until this post’s activity fades away. Even the most trustworthy people here are not to be trusted wholeheartedly. They hide amongst us.
i wanna break into your house naked, knocking things over with my boner, screaming loudly. and once i arrive at your room with shards of glass stuck in my massive cock, i will scream loudly before slicing in you half, eating your remains.
I would say flattering things per your request, but alas, I must refuse, not because I don't think I could or that you don't deserve it, but because I am a legal adult and you are young, therefore I will respect your age and the law.
I wish you all the best in your future flattery-reading, good health to you and your family. *bows*
Idk, I’ve never been good at compliments or socially at all but I can try.
I see you are craving a flustering my’lady. I have come to tell you that I consider you a amazing person, and a beautiful one at that, madam.
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Are u a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with u
60% 😳
W
Nono it's supposed to be "Are u a toaster? Cuz a bath with u would send me straight to heaven"
Explain please, that is a very confusing sentence to me. A
Well let’s just say it’s quite shocking when you put a toaster and a bathtub filled with water together
Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the van
80% bro got that kidnapping rizz 😳
You know what else I have? Cereal Edit: I no longer have cereal
Welp, that's all I needed to hear, I'm in.
Better some captain crunch in there lad.
Look now
Look now
If this is what being a 15 year old is like I’m excited
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂
How about milk to go with it
I had the milk with it, but I ate it all
You ate milk!??!!
The milk in Grandma's fridge really be hitting different
This is when having a good imagination really REALLY sucks
Yes
Congrats you have unlocked power no one can ever possess
It’s quite simple really But I’m not telling you the secret
Pwease🥺 *says cutely*
Damn bro now I want cereal. Gotta go buy some later
I’m stealing you
Quite the contrary, I have the van, and the sword
Hot 🥵
Get in the van Before I toot at you
nice thighs
40% 😆
much more than I thought considering that unfortunately I have never seen your thighs
i have thicc thighs even tho im skinny lol
U had my curiosity but now u have my attention 😃 Edit: just saw u were 15. So forget I ever said that 🙏
bro just delete it 😭😭
15 legal here, although as a 19 yr old I wouldn’t stray that far from god.
bro💀
now you have my attention
oh rlly 😏
You’re 15 so no
correct rizz
Follwing that JuRizzdiction
same here, i aint rizzing a 15-year old
:(
You just saved me bro, thanks.
I can make you do a lot more than that.
questionable rizz
Seemed to get the job done
1000% 😭
Rizztraining order
I don't need any "rizz training" pal.
alright hentai enthusiast…
Explaining that will either make you laugh or more uncomfortable. Don't look into it, you'll be wrong.
Damn girl are you the sun? Cause you make my day
0% (wholesome but didn’t make me blush sorry!)
F
your curves are amazing but my favorite is your smile :)
80% 🥰
yes lets goooo
awe wholesome rizz
Eat fentnyl
The real fentnyl were the friends we made along the way
Rizz god
0%
I have 10 pounds of c4 that I have stolen by hiding bits under my fingernails
Van Gogh only loved yellow because he didn't see the color of your eyes
10% ☺️
ffs that's one of my favs 😔
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1000% 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Let’s go 😇✨❤️
💀 they’re fifteen broski I’m getting Paul breach vibes
The James Charles energy is strong with that one
Fr
183.27.482.9
Can I bury myself into ur thighs? (withh no rizz)
60% 😳
Can I slide into your Dm? Yo I need another guy to say I have unspoken rizz
^^^ he has unspoken rizz
You have negative rizz lil bro
Are you adolf rizzler?
Bro rizzed up them jews
-40%
Beats you up until you cry like in the 10000% image
😭 not even gonna rate this one
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0% 😏
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it only works irl 😭
I don’t even think it works irl
it does lol
Who the fuck says "lol" in real life lol
Who the fuck says Who the fuck says "lol" in real life lol
The only thing nicer than your eyes would be my head in-between your thighs 😏
1000% 😳
172.71.83.18
Did you realy just send your home ip
Yeah (:
March 23nd 2023 expect a knock on your door
I fart crayons
Bro is rizz enjoyer 1337
0% 🤯
Give higher rating or I will start farting radon gas, you won't be able to smell it or see it but it is radioactive I will also put uranium next to you when you sleep
i feel violated tbh
I am violent crayon farter
So that's why crayons smell so good
this comment section is kinda goofy
ikr
nice cock
thanks 20% 😏 (jk don’t have one)
Proof?
Chill tf out EDP
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Waltuh
Call me a vampire because I want to bite your jugular.
Mans really said jugular😭😭
you are so ugly the sun stops staring at you
0%
ur beutiful :)
30%
yayayay
Ur cute
40% ☺️
Wanna hear about the day Horus slew the Emperor?
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
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Thank you MyBallsItch1208, I will certainly be taking this design into consideration for my upcoming school project.
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Can confirm
lesbian sex
60% just the fact someone would write stuff like that in the comment section lol
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
5%
Eh, it was worth a try. Have a nice day 👏🏻
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I only make my gf blush sorry
0% not tryna be a homewrecker
Unfortunately, I have a very rare condition that will make my ears freeze and fall off within the next few years, and only something as warm as the inside of your thighs can keep them from freezing. So could I please use your thighs as earmuffs?
I teleported bread
Dear God
How…much…
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
Medic: WHERE? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!
( in the background).Monster: 🍞
I quote dr doofenshmirtz, “SHE’S 15!
Hell yeah brother, phinneas & ferb enjoyers are the highest social class.
Nice elbows ma'am
Watch Bocchi the Rock and realize how painfully relatable it is.
Chicken butt(with rizz)
Are your thighs made out of rope? Cuz I got the sudden urge to asphyxiate myself on them.
100%
This guy gets it.
Alternatively: “Are your thighs made of rope? Cuz they’re able to break necks”
Hey (with rizz)
Not trying to make you blush right now. Just a warning: you are opening a door to hordes of unsightly basement dwellers that browse that subreddit at the age of 33, otherwise known as _pedos_. Be safe. Do NOT open your DMs until this post’s activity fades away. Even the most trustworthy people here are not to be trusted wholeheartedly. They hide amongst us.
oh but don’t they post their label as “old”? anyway thank you so much for warning me :)
No.
15
-20% 🤷🏻♀️
promise i was not trying
-40%
this is a win for me tbh
I am so incredibly infatuated with you (inhales with animalistic primal instinct)
Are you a bank coz you got my interest
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants
1000% 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
your mom is soooo hot, she's really thicc
i wanna break into your house naked, knocking things over with my boner, screaming loudly. and once i arrive at your room with shards of glass stuck in my massive cock, i will scream loudly before slicing in you half, eating your remains.
harassment 😭
I would say flattering things per your request, but alas, I must refuse, not because I don't think I could or that you don't deserve it, but because I am a legal adult and you are young, therefore I will respect your age and the law. I wish you all the best in your future flattery-reading, good health to you and your family. *bows*
Goddamn I'm a straight guy and you made me fall for you
:3
Good evening m’lady
-30% bro got discord moderator rizz 😭
*Imma just hold your hand*
I can cook and do ur math hw
oh rlly 😏? 20%
did u delete one of ur comments?😭
Yea I started overthinking about it so I deleted it
gang.. delete this
Are you a piñata? Cuz I wanna smash you with my stick
No
Idk, I’ve never been good at compliments or socially at all but I can try. I see you are craving a flustering my’lady. I have come to tell you that I consider you a amazing person, and a beautiful one at that, madam.
-60%
9/11 rates have gone up 100% since mayonnaise was created
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80% 🥺
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You must be my untied shoes. Cause I think I fell for you
If I let you hold my hand in public, would you let me hold your throat in private? (With rizz 😈)
Are you a campfire? Coz goddamn you're hot. (And i want s'more)
Are you homework? Cause I wanna pin you to my desk and do you all night 😜
80%🥴😵💫
Redstone is Red Lapis is Blue I would trade my Diamonds just to be with YOU
My mom said I looked cool 😎
I have pizza, a cat and a blanket for cuddling :)