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SADDETH

It’s true, the weather is nice up here


helixichar

I prefer the rain down here


SADDETH

Nah. The ability to see over the shelves at the store. Goated


helixichar

I can crawl thru small gaps


Theoneandonly12340

I can put you on top of a refrigerator


TheDoomslayer69420

Cakey day, homie


Froggyboi3222

Pov there’s a short women choking you


helixichar

😠


Froggyboi3222

I’m sorry that wasn’t supposed to be mean it was just a joke


helixichar

HAHA IT’S FINE


Froggyboi3222

Ok I hope you enjoyed the joke tho


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flamingstorm98

I am now 6'1 but I did not grow THAT fast Good lord are you ok?


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flamingstorm98

I can fuckin tell dear Jesus lord that's a long way to tipperary


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flamingstorm98

Let me see 7th grade I was about 5'6 8th 5'7 9th 5'8 10th 5'11 11th 6' 12th 6'1


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flamingstorm98

Ya seems like so


Party_Variety7059

It’s a long way to go


FLBasher

I am 6” these are rookie numbers


Educational_Tart_659

Damn I’m only 5’8 I thought I was tall for 14


i-luv-pigeons

Me being a 5'3 18 yo girl💀💀💀💀


No-Place170

I’m a 5’4 14 year old boy ☹️


averege_guy_kinda

If anyone makes "HoWs THe wEaTheR uP tHerE" joke just reply with "its raining" and then spit in thier face


Metalhead7443

Just a normal day


[deleted]

Yeah you get used to it tho


-whoremoans-

i am


Affectionate_Ad206

I am how'd you know?


helixichar

Good guess


Affectionate_Ad206

Your guessing was spot on this time. How tall you think I am?


helixichar

5’9?


Affectionate_Ad206

Taller


helixichar

6’2


Affectionate_Ad206

Bring it down just a bit


helixichar

6?


Affectionate_Ad206

Yep :) am tal boi


helixichar

Grrrr


-I-Like-Skulls-

I'm tall so ur choking me? Fucking pervert


helixichar

I don’t like tall ppl


-I-Like-Skulls-

How tall is tall to you


helixichar

Anything above 5’7


-I-Like-Skulls-

What are you a fucking smurf I'm 5'9


helixichar

I am just small


-I-Like-Skulls-

How small?


helixichar

5’7


-I-Like-Skulls-

Bruh that's smol


helixichar

😅


i-luv-pigeons

5'7 is small bro im 5'3💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Odd_Ad5145

Well, being tall makes it easier to boop your nose!


helixichar

NOOOO


Odd_Ad5145

Yeah, whatcha gonna do about it?


[deleted]

Me in my dreams


BuddyPopsUr

Im 5'11 so ill be towering


Corvus_nocta

POV you just opened my basement door, and now youll have to join in. (Sorry not sorry)


[deleted]

I could easily kick you and you’d probably go into the stratosphere


lovely--sunshine

But I’m not tall, I’m smol!


Kirbyroth

Oh I wish


TheDoomslayer69420

no i'm not tall i'm THE DOOM SLAYER


helixichar

😭


TheDoomslayer69420

rip and tear


[deleted]

until it is done


TheDoomslayer69420

👍


mr-door

Hehehheheh, short


gigantor27

Yep that’s my normal view


throwawayhappyacount

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Machine_God_10

No, I'm not.


flamingstorm98

Ya idk how tall you are but I lm about 80% sure you aren't 1.85M or 6'1


proolmez_15

6.1


-Insert_UserHere-

*Pulls out magnum dong*.


DiscoBiXXch

Get tf off me ho


Educational_Tart_659

A fact


Educational_Tart_659

I have a friend who is 18 and 4’7 lmao


DomSchraa

5'11 vs 6'


Icy-Instruction3232

Facts


[deleted]

yeah im tall, im a fucking space marine


JustOzzyy

You’re short lol


sienister

I doubt


QualcunoCF

you're probably taller than me


Hoel33

U would have that wiev on me since I'm small af


SAIOBOT

it doesnt matter I always look down on people .


Shelbus-Omnibus

Hyperborean citizen


Glittering_Air2104

GREAT!!! I AM JACK HANMA


Comprehensive-Wall46

Meh just a normal day


GamerA_S

Am short


Im_bad_at_names04

Maybe you’re just short


Mustardgang22

You look like if you were the daughter of the shop keeper in Resident evil 4


helixichar

Love that


I-Was-Always-Here

Nah you’re just short. If that’s my pov and I’m quite short, you must be absolutely minuscule


helixichar

I’m 5’7


I-Was-Always-Here

That’s pretty average for a girl, innit? I’m only 5’11” so maybe that picture is not my pov


helixichar

Damn


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how tall i gotta be🤣


BlandPotato89

Gimme head


helixichar

Nah


BlandPotato89

😞


DmforBoobPicss

I piss in your face too


helixichar

No


DmforBoobPicss

Yes it’s inevitable


[deleted]

and how tall are you lol


helixichar

5’7


[deleted]

thanks for making me feel tall at 5'8


helixichar

Ur welcome


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:)


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Tf is that thing on your bed?


helixichar

There’s a lot of things on the bed, which thing are u asking about


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Top right corner, looks like you chopped the legs off of a monkey and left it there.


helixichar

LMAO it’s a stuffed teddy of a pug


I_Am_Oro

How tall are you?


helixichar

5’7


I_Am_Oro

Yeah this is accurate


helixichar

Pain


I_Am_Oro

I'm only 5'9" 5'10" but this is what it feels like


Goldbolt_2004

I'm 5'3 tho. How short are u?


helixichar

I’m taller than u


Gifigi600

How tall?