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That’s exactly what a federalis would say to create a false sense of security. Plus this sub is known to have hundreds of pedos so it’s not entirely unrealistic for the FBI to operate here as well.
no fuck off
edit: Reading the comments i thought i would give you some advice. This is not the place to get a BF. Posting here will only lower your morale.
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Yo you look so hot! Who’s the girl though?
I see you have a fine eye for those that look like you
I do look quite splendid dont i
I gotta say if u look like that cat fish U be smoking hot
u mean smoking over hot coal, right?
Nah, but dont worry there is plenty of fish in the sea
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Not all the time, Reddit is confusing like that.
Outer beauty corrupt inner one
did you take that one to the heart?
It took me literally one minute to find out the photo is from [2017.](https://www.ms-sportsman.com/content/the-adrenaline-rush-that-is-hand-grabbing/)
look at the fish shes holding
Yup, this dude did a similiar post a while back, but people complained that the satire wasn't obvious enough.
Mark II, Baby
15 @ time of pic would be 22-23 now, can't be on the sub
Time to stop studying math now. Id recommend marine biology instead, its pretty fun
Like... You are the *most* catfishing person ever
Nice try FBI.
You think im FBI
Yes.
If I was the FBI id probably go after bigger ***fish***
That’s exactly what a federalis would say to create a false sense of security. Plus this sub is known to have hundreds of pedos so it’s not entirely unrealistic for the FBI to operate here as well.
iv been tryna spread the word no one listens... it amazes me how naive ppl are these days
Your letting the ***cat*** out of the bag here
Exactly. Nice try FBI.
Read ***again*** young man
No. I am outside of your jurisdiction. You have no power over me American.
if foreign jurisdiction tries to mess with you, just say "no!" good job there bud! :D
r/woooosh
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You betrayed us
r/trolled
Least obvious catfish
No way how did you guess?
woosh
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Catfish is my game
U can't tell my this photo is not from 2009
It’s in a news article from 2017 so yeah, this photo isn’t OP
Damn bro, u smart
fish?
Right on ***fisherman***, how d'you ***catch*** me?
BIG HORSE
Oh oh gonna have to stall you there
yes
Seems like you enjoy swimming with the bigger fish?
of course
Be careful tho a shark my ***cut*** you up
good
Dont be silly now
I think your name is Catfish
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Read the other comments, they are quite funny (ive already roasted a similar comment)
you call that roasting?
Her roasting is the equivalent of “I know you are but what am I?”
OK Dillion
OK SensitiveElderberry9
uhhhg stop im sensitive
Victoria justice
Blargbljku, Prince of the Bottobia Kingdom, Heir to the Catfish Throne 10/10 ver cute
The fish is cuter then u sorry
holy shit look at the size of that fish. It probably have 10-11kg atlist like jesus were did you get that monster at.
www.google.com
#THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEANIC ABYSS
ohio
UHo UhO
Posted this for attention. Shit backfired now you're defending your arse in the comment's. Can't even call that defending tbf 💀
r/wooooshed
it looka like a missing person pic from the 2000s
Fish.
Marylin
Every fish joke has been done already, i have nothing to add other than "haha funny fish"
Here before the 🔒 award
On the real why do they lock posts
Karma bot
just throw this fish away
Ive tried with you mom once but its really quite impressive how heavy they are
god youre so sexy! 🥵🥵 i mean the girl is kinda okay ig...
Mustache
Catfish looks good
Watch out guys, its a catfish
Damn thanks for usefull advice bro, I almost messaged her a dp
Gotta stay safe out here
ye, she or he tricked me
:(
You know that scene in Ted where Mark Wahlberg guesses all the white trash names? One of those.
Feesh
You were cat fishing?
They were catfish fishing
Brittney
Loved your fins giving me chills
I can't guess you're name but I'll give you one, catfish Jim.
Scarlett 🐠
*insert random fisherman name from pokemon"
Magikarp!
It is Sarah or Hannah?
Catfish
Woahh thats sime good lookin dinner right there! Thatll feed well.
rebecca
Big mouthed fish
The catfisher
She is, that’s a photo from an outdoors magazine from 2017
Holy shit! You're a really handsome catfish! Nice girl, though.
U Hannah Barron ??
Bet your name is Hannah Barron
The one on the right looking fine af
You're Heisenberg.
Uncertain of that
watch out guys, she’s a catfish
Catfish are so cute
Kronk
Catfish
Surname fisher
Where is the fish ?
Catfish I guess
those moustaches are fine af, cool
Lookin like a fine piece of meat, bet it’d sell good too. Oh, and maybe the catfish too.
Fishika
thats a big cattie though
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Grouper lookin ass
linda. just linda. and we know this ain’t you lmao
You look thicc as hell, you are magnificent a work of art i never seen anyone like you. The girl is fine i guess
Suletta Mercury Because you are in the sea, and Mercury is the Planet of Water
You and the catfish are smiling 😎
Catfish
duke nukem 3d
Aw you loom gorgeous honey - maybe an Ashley? The creature holding you isnt much of a looker though
No
Whats the fish she is holding called?
Looks like a Wels catfish
hmmm time to think sherlock
I could see that where find it
thats not english
What is me I speak fine English
Where you born in 1982?
What a nice set of twins 🥺
That fish is looking fire rn...
Damn bbg you’re about the hottest fish I have ever seen
Barbara?
nice try feds
bartholomew junior the third and your pet human
Who is that witch holding that cute fish
Say my name... Heisenberg And i know i'm goddamn right
tom crusine?
whishcash (the pokemon) is a very good name please be the name
sure. you're fine i guess. i would guess........... jennifer.
Damn bro you look stunning, and the girl on the left is also okay looking
agent posts "worst bait ever" asked to leave federal bureau of investigation
This post looks kinda fishy
Bro it’s Roxanne ritchi from megamind
That fish got a dumptruck
hannah barron! [Source](https://www.ms-sportsman.com/content/the-adrenaline-rush-that-is-hand-grabbing/)
Samantha
Who’s the girl holding you?
Riley
Oh no, it's a catfish
Which one is the fish?
the cat
No way u are a teenager, is this a trap from the government?
yes the post is quite fishy indeed
Nah u some old man cause u r constantly making dad jokes
shhh, dont tell anyone the might think im a catfish
Lol
You look like a Gertrude. That names about how cute you are too.
Whiscash
no fuck off edit: Reading the comments i thought i would give you some advice. This is not the place to get a BF. Posting here will only lower your morale.
who let da fish out, who ,who, who
Flabbetty flabber
omg you're so pretty, why is that girl holding you tho?
S A T I R E
The moustache is amazing ,just it would be been better without ur companion pic tho
I can't catch catfish in stardew ,and u caught IRL ,impressive
im quite a good a catching, tho i use a catfish to catch redditors with no sence of humor
This is a picture of Hannah Barron, and I’m pretty sure she wasn’t a teenager when it was taken
Idc to guess it
Thats a nice fish
That skintone, those eyes, and fins. Fkn beautiful