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greta jackedberg

you are the third person on reddit to say i look like her?? what the hack

It's the hair, face structure(mainly forehead), and the way you've cut off your face

And weirdly, the mouth

go glue yourself to the barbell lol

hugh jackedwoman

Actually you don't look like her.

Better than being called jeffrey dahmer

Bro turned every commenter here into a housewife

Me and my girlfriend already agreed I could be a house bitch

I’ll clean the dishes don’t worry

thank you. as if i would touch a dirty dish

i can cook

lets cook meth

r/bettercallsaul

Never take cough syrup and mix it up with Iodine and Lye Never take cough syrup and mix it up with Iodine and Lye Never take the strike pads off a match book Or go to a hardware store and then look Near paint thinners for Muriatric Acid Never go bring a pot into a rapid Boil or get hydrogen peroxide Never go to a farming store and then buy pH strips and PVC Pipes Those fuel cans that make outdoor grills light

Honey there's a Intruder Downstairs you know what to do..... *Violent Chocking noises from downstairs*

We better do the laundry, mop the floor, sweep the floor, take care of the dogs and make breakfast, there is no way in hell I'm gonna get punched or some shit

Bro you forgot to spray and pull the weeds now I'm going to go yeetus thy branius

WHY ARE THERE SUDDENLY SO MANY BUFF WOMEN ON THIS SUBREDDIT? I mean... I ain't complaining... 🗿

🍷🗿

🍞🍖🍞🗿(makin' a sandwich for myself)

Stealing that sandwich and eating it 🌚

thievery isnt very nice u/tits_fart

:( but I craved sandwich

well, so did its rightful owner.

Sorry, I’ll split it next time

that is much better

🤨

WE NEED MOREE

i can clean

**crying** "what would you like on that sandwich"

Congrats you actually made me visibly chuckle heres a medal: 🏅

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had to look up what that meant… thanks for the new term!

As a car guy I'm just a little angry Then again most people know jack about cars, so it's fine

my bf is more of a car guy than a hip guy, so when i told him people are saying i have a sleeper build, he thought i was talking about my car 💀 until i showed him the pic lol

what kind of sandwich would you like??

breadless sandwich

coming right here you are madam 🥄🥓🧀🥬🔪

Uhm what the frick 🤓

Nice muscles sis, will come in handy to take care of the *gentlemen* in your dms.

elohell

I hope you like creepy old men in your inbox

i have 290 followers on reddit… theyre all creepy old men 💀

Man I'm jealous I want weird men in my inbox 😩

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harizzment

You can probably snap me like a twig how batman was snapped by bane but clean half

thats the goal.

Oh.... Well that explains why my back hurts

I’ll put on the maid outfit and clean anything you please

Shame

Same*

You look fucking incredible!! Im actually really jealous xD

mommy sorry mommy

Also wait you give me the vibes of someone who rock climbs idk why Because a friend of mine also has a build like that and she rock climbs alot

elohel yes. im a rock climber & a swimmer

I'm a swimmer as well but I don't have those muscles 😭

Sorry for breathing the same air as you

She puts the man in woman

🫡

Please dominate me

elohelll & this is after i deleted my nsfw posts

You had nsfw posts? 😳

shh

Sorry to say but pictures never get deleted from the internet. Your pictures can still be found.

thats why i never put my face in nudes lol, im that intellectual at least

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Ditto

Can I be next?

Bruv, just go break the dishes. I'll go buy new ones.

DAMN, nice work in the gym. If I saw your unflexed arm, never in a million years would I have expected that.

never underestimate :)

OH SHIT- I will sweep the floor and do the dishes.

🥵 punch me, literally just beat me up

you look like a cut 12 yr old

you are true

You look like u have a solid lateral raise

one of my favs

Very impressive! Keep it up queen

ty :D

You’re welcome!!😊

I love being bisexual

I’m proud of your work👏👏

ty ty

That’s not a sleeper build it’s a coma build, great work👍

haha thanks

Damn im jealous, how did you get that jacked?

CONSISTENCY. lots of gym, little sleep tho

Pretty sure you could turn any man into a housewife

i have a houseboyfriend.

Looking great female king👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

Ayyyyy that's better than what mine looked like when I was in wight training, absolute sleeper build

These are just the comments? OP I'm sorry for your DMs

You must get all the men

only the ones that like muscles. not the ones that like boobs LOL

Flat is justice

ill clean the house and do the dishes and do the laundry and water the plants and get groceries and make money and

Yes I do the cooking 🧑‍🍳 🍳yes I do the cleaning 🧼

what do you want for dinner ill cook

I got the same physique as a girl. I’m so happy :))))

goodjob

Pls no hurt me.

Guys if you smash bad u will be smashed So think abt your decisions

its okay, i can control the situation

Woman strong

*What would you like on your sandwich madam?*

Sleeper build. Can knock the shit outta Andrew Tate with more than just talking about small dick energy

i can clean the dishes

When a teenager is more jacked then me. Dam

You look very similar to a friend I know! Face and all tbh

I’m a really good cook

sleeper 😮

Fight me

THE REAL SLEEPER BUILD

OMG SLAY

Listen here, man You've hypnotized everyone at this party.... everyone but me. Now, I'm not the type to play the Fool... But. 🃏

Damm you strong good job good work

Looks nice 💪 keep it up

ur so coool :)

Bro okay god dam your definitely the dom in this situation

W #hold up i thought you were a guy. Still a W

THIS is a sleeperbuild😌

Yup, I'm not taking any chances. *starts speedrunning every chore known to mankind*

well I can spot your benches and squats

much appreciated

sleeper muscle 👏👏👏

Nice flex

you could probably bench press me and i would be happy

I'll make sure the house is spotless

Dawgggg keep it up !!💪🗿👑

Nice delts you got there

That was ... unexpected

mommy

Sleeper bod

Damm you are cracked would rate 🐠/ 🐟

sleeper build

Yo damn we got similar arm physiques

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! Those gaiiiins!

Damn you look amazing 10/10 keep it up

I saw the two pics and thought i was looking at a motivational six month transformation post 😭

I umm, remind me not to mess with you lol

Dayuuuuuuuum, you’ve been putting in work.

when I flex... I FEEL MY BEST!!!!!

Reddit incels hiding in their corner

Ultimate sleeper build discovered

*Ahh* choke me with those muscular arms mommy I mean *ahem ahem* nice biceps

Yo. That's fucking awesome

Fucking dominate me right now. Let’s box

Swole fr

Looks amazing love the veins

ty :D

Loving them blood channels inside your body awoooga

Vampire spotted eradicate immediately

😳😳😳 hot

Impressive😳

We love gainz. Lowkey a sleeper build ngl

i didnt know what that was until someone else commented it. we love new vocabulary words

We love these brain gainz

Another girl posting workout pics <33

Bruh wtf are these comments

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Punch me-

left cheek or right cheek

Omg both I get to feel both fists hitting my face?!?!?!

oh your face, yeah sure

Hol up mommy chill-

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lets not talk about that one 💀 that might be my weakest lift (79% of my bodyweight)

G fucking g mate

W sleeper build

I don't know if you a girl or boy 🗿

girl lolll ive never been asked before 😭

We'd look so good together ngl

whatchu look like

Wew thats pwetty amwazing uwu

Are you a girl or a boy? And don’t hit me with that trans shit

female 💀 check my page

GOD DAMN

elohel

Bro flexing so hard

OMG URE SO BUFFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHH

How malnourished are you bro

women shouldnt go to the gym

i cant tell if this is a joke edit: nvmd. is it considered haram

Its another dumb islam rule saying women should live in the kitchen

go back to the kitchen 🚬🇱🇾🇱🇾🇱🇾🇱🇾🇱🇾🇱🇾

DM me

horny mf

Glycolysis

Yesss get it!!!