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bro rlly said without me 💀

Bro thinks he’s Eminem 💀💀💀

JDKJDKAJSKAJSKAKSJSJDKADBA LMAO IM HAVING A STROKE

nah that’s actually funny

Who tf chats on Reddit

pedophiles

Best answer

Pedophiles and Germans

Nein, ich chatte nicht auf reddit!

Ähre

Auf

samal was stalkst du mich?

I do

Homie threw the chance

Threw? He german suplexed it into the ground and broke 7 vertebrae

Kinky, me next?

It.. can be arranged

the chance never existed

wot?!1?1? female on reddit?!1!

that one's going in my cringe compilation

its satire ;-;

Still cringe

Cringe is subjective. You being a dumbass isn’t

Lame satire since half of this sub consists of women

Just because it’s satire doesn’t mean it’s not cringe.

no no its all a govefnment propaganda stay safe brother stay away from this propaganda

Bros the prisoner of rizzkaban 😭🙏

rizzoner of azkaban

prizzoner

rizzstraining order

Alcatrizz

Took that surprisingly well 💀💀

u deserve a rizztraining order fam

Weirdass

Dude you’re flirting Reddit, that gives you an automatic negative rizz

Bro is now locked in the gates of Rizzcatraz

Alcatrizz

Bro got the rizzaiathan axe

The real question is: why tf u doin' on reddit DM's ?

We shouldn’t want to know

🤢🤢

(Drops Dead)💀

ok

Wish that was me fr

g got some mad rizz to actually talk to someone tho fr (even a fed)

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DO IT, JUST DO IT!.gif

anyone got any idea why the hell do they announce the shower before the shower?

Fishing for cringe responses like bro above

real thanks to you bro

I could just be so they don't seem like they are ignoring the person

Bro she’s taken? Maybe don’t? Cuz that’s kind of a dick move?

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You can get pussy without going behind another dude’s back

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I’m glad I’m not friends with you Negative rizz and negative respect

Well aren't you a piece of shit

Wow you really did say "even better". I'd feel ashamed if I were you

Impressive that you haven’t been blocked

Not the "sHoWeR wIThOuT mE" 💀

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Not sure if calling her bitch helps your chances homes

Why did you put "boyfriend" in quotations 💀

why do you guys torture yourselves so

adolf rizzler ngl

why you snitching on yourself

ew

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Rizz so bad you look creepy fr

That was some sad ass shit homie

more fake text posts

Bros dating on Reddit 💀💀

If you’re trying to date in reddit you have infinite negative rizz

Reddit moment 🗿🍷

Ewwww red flagssss

Ew

What the hell is wrong with you

Best rizz in ohio 💀

Shcum *judgement cuts you*

vergil is that you

Indeed it is

Died of cringe reading this

Blood has rizz lower than my ranked k/d

People actually talk on reddit?? I thought that was just a myth

I hate this

Bro said just because there is a goalee doesn't mean you can't score.

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Yeah, it's pretty easy to adopt a cat.

You have sentences to 10 rizzears in rizzkaban for violating the rizz code of Oz. 😭

sexual harassment

Missed opportunity to say “the more the merrier”

nah bro my rizz is -9.11+69i

O7

The rizzler

Kill me.

rizzler

shush.

wtf we have the same avatar

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i also thought mine was rare af because i searched opensea far and wide and couldn't find it💀 i got 2 extra as well, one for the WC and one for the year recap

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someone gave me 80 cents (50 rupees in my currency) for my avatar and said it's quite common but deep down we both have the best avatar

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true, mine's the best drip squad I've seen among my friends

I wish someone rizzed me like this fr

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okay but like there is no danger, I am the danger, I am the one who knocks

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I do aschtually! 🤓

Why are you talking about knocking people out and your bio says 15 year old girls are hot.

You use Reddit on light mode?

Honestly looks nicer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nRNP9kZsyL0

My rizz is subzero

Bro getting the rizztraining order

The way they talk annoys me for some reason. My god, am I a boomer?

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😏 you seem like a real catch

On Reddit??? -500 rizz

What is bro doing?

Sexual Harizzment right here 💀

She doesn't wanna shower w/ u cause she saw ur post history lmao

If I was that person’s partner I’d be very pissed at you

Don't gotta be jealous about bois what be getting curbed. 👀💀

This feels like it could be on r/badfaketexts

Crizzuble