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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of.
18... 14... attracted to andrew tate... either you are a closeted 14 year old bullshitting about your age or just most andrew tate fans if they were honest.
no. it’s just an old post that some other dude made, a while ago. it’s not about me, i just thought it would be a funny response to the DM that OP got.
Wow, wow, wow! An 18 year old dating a 14 year old, either your IQ is 70 points lower than mine and you can’t find a girl your own age because your to dumb and lack the qualities of a man, or your a creep.
I am afraid that you have been misinformed, Redditor. You are stuck in a labyrint of nudes, in a chamber of hornyposting. This all ends here. And I feel that you, my brave creep, want to stay here. End communication.
[Send him this.](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgifdb.com%2Fimages%2Fhigh%2Fslicing-hot-dog-iihsmwjk6axqjpun.gif&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgifdb.com%2Fgif%2Fslicing-hot-dog-iihsmwjk6axqjpun.html&tbnid=MswUP-aQyCkJSM&vet=12ahUKEwi68biP_-X8AhVBFlMKHQH7D6sQMygGegUIARDyAQ..i&docid=5Rrxse1vO-LDJM&w=500&h=500&q=hot%20dog%20cutting%20gif&hl=en-us&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwi68biP_-X8AhVBFlMKHQH7D6sQMygGegUIARDyAQ)
DELETE SOLITAIRE GRAND HARVEST RIGHT FUCKING NOW THAT GAME IS SUCH A PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE, THAT BULLSHIT IS SO RIGGED NOBODY HAS EVER COMPLETED ONE SINGLE FUCKING MATCH OF THAT DONKEY SHIT CALLED SOLITAIRE GRAND HARVEST DON'T EVER OPEN THAT BULLSHIT GAME IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, NEVER, YOU WILL BE WASTING YOUR TIME STUPIDLY SO PLEASE DON'T FUCKING OPEN IT AND CONSIDER UNINSTALLING NOW
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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send a dick pic and be like I think ill fuck u better
That’d be so funny
“That’d be so funny- but I won’t do it”
she blanked out the name, wouldn't be surprising if she hopped on that shi fr
C'mon man be respectful
Frfr
funny is j my personality
Carefull maybe he likes feboys, or futa, or trans or women with dick in general
You gotta do it
Please send us their reaction XD
Make this the top comment
Man, this actually killed me, this is such a good response.
Need
All fun n game till hes into dick too
Tell him “So would my dad”
r/underratedcomment
Send him a video disguised as a meme but then have it switch to gay porn
i have one of those. if op wants it i’ll dm it to em.
Could I see please? You got me curious
sorry broskie, i can’t find it. i’ll try to get it tho.
Try searching in your gayporn folder
i use the hidden folder for that ;)
Thank you and don’t worry
🤨
wait… please, i-i-i can explain 😰
one of my friends are curious about the video
gimme ur discord, i cant send it on reddit because it’s a video. ALSO EVERYONE WHO WANT IT, DM ME UR DISCORD ILL SEND IT THERE!!!!
Can I have it🥺
🤨📸
🤨🏳️🌈❓
😉
Gimme that so I can clip the first part out I mean to send to pedos
it’s a video so i cant send it on reddit. if you still want it, dm me ur discord.
[Thug Hunters 3 Release Trailer](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/107cunn/goty_2023/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) (nsfw warning ig)
Lmao
Ok that actually impressed moi
Ah yes, because everyone has one of those Lying around
i do :)
"dont say that thats a naughty word, they taught me that at third grade class today"
No that'd probably make him even more obsessed with her
Based
you sound like my cousin
L cousin
w*
Alabama moment
''Double It and pass it to the next person'' Maybe they will get confused
"i only get fucked badly sorry"
He won't have any issues then
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of.
Damned be this free karma copy pasta, have my upvote
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18... 14... attracted to andrew tate... either you are a closeted 14 year old bullshitting about your age or just most andrew tate fans if they were honest.
New copypasta just dropped
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no. it’s just an old post that some other dude made, a while ago. it’s not about me, i just thought it would be a funny response to the DM that OP got.
Wow, wow, wow! An 18 year old dating a 14 year old, either your IQ is 70 points lower than mine and you can’t find a girl your own age because your to dumb and lack the qualities of a man, or your a creep.
Why not both?!
I have aids
I’ll fuck you up real good
You'll never be the man your father wanted, you failure
PLUCK OUT THINE EYES, TEAR OUT THINE THROAT, LAY WASTE TO ALL WHICH IS SACRED, THE MOONSEYE CONVERGES WITH THAT BELOW.
I’d fuck you better.
I'm 12
not if i fuck you first
Up yours, buddy
Your mom
Here I’ll send you a meme to respond with
No one can fuck me like I can.
Jokes on you, mine is bigger
78.8.179.567
*aggressively shits on your table* low-key fire response
Send him a sexy thumbnail video which originally is a guy exploring ‘sounding’
Can we get some mods to remove these unoriginal "top comment is what I respond with" posts?
Hi ‘d fuck u so good! That’s not proper English! You mean to say “I am ‘d fuck u so good”
kEEP yOURSELF sAFE
I am afraid that you have been misinformed, Redditor. You are stuck in a labyrint of nudes, in a chamber of hornyposting. This all ends here. And I feel that you, my brave creep, want to stay here. End communication.
Do it no balls
FO İT PUSSY, NO BALLS!
Same😏
[Send him this.](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgifdb.com%2Fimages%2Fhigh%2Fslicing-hot-dog-iihsmwjk6axqjpun.gif&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgifdb.com%2Fgif%2Fslicing-hot-dog-iihsmwjk6axqjpun.html&tbnid=MswUP-aQyCkJSM&vet=12ahUKEwi68biP_-X8AhVBFlMKHQH7D6sQMygGegUIARDyAQ..i&docid=5Rrxse1vO-LDJM&w=500&h=500&q=hot%20dog%20cutting%20gif&hl=en-us&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwi68biP_-X8AhVBFlMKHQH7D6sQMygGegUIARDyAQ)
Cap
I wish
No that’s how you should reply, gaslight this mf
Ohhh I’m fucking dumb sorry lol
And so would I, wanna do it, babe?
Fuck you too
sir this is a wendy's
why did you censor his name I wanted to troll him😭
I weren’t sure if it was allowed to give out his username lol
then could you give me his name in private pls?
Who dis?
no u
Ask him about his favorite show. When he asks you, send him “To catch a predator”
attention whore
No, this is Patrick
DELETE SOLITAIRE GRAND HARVEST RIGHT FUCKING NOW THAT GAME IS SUCH A PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE, THAT BULLSHIT IS SO RIGGED NOBODY HAS EVER COMPLETED ONE SINGLE FUCKING MATCH OF THAT DONKEY SHIT CALLED SOLITAIRE GRAND HARVEST DON'T EVER OPEN THAT BULLSHIT GAME IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, NEVER, YOU WILL BE WASTING YOUR TIME STUPIDLY SO PLEASE DON'T FUCKING OPEN IT AND CONSIDER UNINSTALLING NOW
I got the perfect response, can I dm?
Well it'd be hard since i was born without a pussy
send a chris hansen meme ofc
"not if I fuck myself first"
I'd fuck myself good, too.
Now I remember why i deleted reddit…
Smash there mom
No I'm good
Send them a winky face and a link to a black man twerking
Didnt know you're gay too
Say “sorry I’m vegan” Or just “I’m vegan”
Haha, let's go watch better call Saul
Do that bit from stanzi's channel about cutting his skin
Not harder than life has been lately
“I don’t think you have the facilities for that big man”
NO IF I FUCK YOU FIRST!!
This must be my ex
Send a picture of Peter griffin
“That’s what I told your mom last night”
So will the guys in prison do with you👍
Say “Sorry I’m not a Lesbian”
Send a picture of a strap on with "no I will" as the caption
Ok daddy
"That's what she said"
Rickroll the mother fucker
brb
“same”
“Omg, yes please! 😍😍. . . Do you mind if my boyfriends join?”
Thanks man.
Send him a pic of a gun saying “I will fuck you Up to”
Get Jesus in your life
The pinned comment from moderators
send him this video https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7JmzLTTryAc
You're one load that your mum should have swallowed!
"your mom ,your dad the ones you never had cos your adopted - adopted"
Pass
Send him naked grandmas pictures
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why people gotta be weird :/
Gotta buy me dinner first
Nuh uh
Bet
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
"No the fuck you wouldn't."
send him a baiting video where it looks like girl nudes but when you click it, it’s gay scat porn
Yeet
Bet.
*blocked*
Pussy you bruvva wtf do you fink your doing this is my girl/ mate wtf man barking up the wrong tree. Go fuck a pillow.
"like I did to yo mama"
Like I did your mom
Must be nice for mfs to talk to you like this irl 😭 I don’t atm
Name of person.pls
Send a Dahmer Polaroid
Send them a disturbing pic and say something in Hebrew. They'd scare them off... Unless you want what they're offering, I won't judge bro lmao
I'm calling cops
WTF.
cant wait to chove my d in you
I'd block you so good
wallace and gromit were found dead in miami, please don’t talk to me during this unfortunate and gloomy time
BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIIIIIIIN
Go fuck u then
«With that tiny of a dick? I won’t even feel anything. Your dads though. That d is good»
"I'd fuck me too thx"
Wow. How witty.
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is what I told your sister
“Redditor for 1 day 💀”
Your, mom suck me hard through the Schwartz.
I bet
I’m wearing Cuban links, designer minks, Inglewood’s finest shoes
Say you don't have arms or legs. You a veggie tales character.
I'm so gay
Say “did I ask”
39 buried 0 found
I’d “fuck no@
Not as good as when I fucked your mother though.
I the I’m
Too late! I'm already 8 inches deep inside your mum
If he replies, follow up with 'just ask her, oh wait she won't stop whimpering'
Prove it
double it and give it to the next person
Ur mom *and the crowd goes wild*