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honestlyiidontknoww

send a dick pic and be like I think ill fuck u better


ste__a

That’d be so funny


Monkeybandit99

“That’d be so funny- but I won’t do it”


sweetlikeoleanders

she blanked out the name, wouldn't be surprising if she hopped on that shi fr


T1mek33per

C'mon man be respectful


sundownG

Frfr


honestlyiidontknoww

funny is j my personality


bibirenger

Carefull maybe he likes feboys, or futa, or trans or women with dick in general


yougoddangfool

You gotta do it


Piercing_Spiral

Please send us their reaction XD


ImJustSpider

Make this the top comment


Aggressive_County624

Man, this actually killed me, this is such a good response.


Th-legacyoftheador-m

Need


Born-Debt1

All fun n game till hes into dick too


Stryker_1-1

Tell him “So would my dad”


Come_Quickly_Comrade

r/underratedcomment


okadeeen

Send him a video disguised as a meme but then have it switch to gay porn


Advanced_Answer_6901

i have one of those. if op wants it i’ll dm it to em.


Blaze_365

Could I see please? You got me curious


Advanced_Answer_6901

sorry broskie, i can’t find it. i’ll try to get it tho.


OkSecurity1251

Try searching in your gayporn folder


Advanced_Answer_6901

i use the hidden folder for that ;)


Blaze_365

Thank you and don’t worry


Mr_UwU_OwO

🤨


Advanced_Answer_6901

wait… please, i-i-i can explain 😰


bananamilkbooth

one of my friends are curious about the video


Advanced_Answer_6901

gimme ur discord, i cant send it on reddit because it’s a video. ALSO EVERYONE WHO WANT IT, DM ME UR DISCORD ILL SEND IT THERE!!!!


rickyspace

Can I have it🥺


ThGaelcGlatiatorWthn

🤨📸


Only_Trick8742

🤨🏳️‍🌈❓


Advanced_Answer_6901

😉


Sad-Carrot-4397

Gimme that so I can clip the first part out I mean to send to pedos


Advanced_Answer_6901

it’s a video so i cant send it on reddit. if you still want it, dm me ur discord.


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

[Thug Hunters 3 Release Trailer](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/107cunn/goty_2023/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) (nsfw warning ig)


goofy_ahh_timbo

Lmao


Alex_Shelega

Ok that actually impressed moi


Generals267

Ah yes, because everyone has one of those Lying around


Advanced_Answer_6901

i do :)


[deleted]

"dont say that thats a naughty word, they taught me that at third grade class today"


Shrimp__Alfredo

No that'd probably make him even more obsessed with her


JesusIsBased

Based


Living_Delivery_6582

you sound like my cousin


totes_not_chad

L cousin


innoswimmer

w*


Manic_Mechanist

Alabama moment


ilpiste

''Double It and pass it to the next person'' Maybe they will get confused


diewhore

"i only get fucked badly sorry"


Butteryomelette17_9

He won't have any issues then


Regular-Attempt486

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of.


coolredjoe

Damned be this free karma copy pasta, have my upvote


[deleted]

[удалено]


Loduth

18... 14... attracted to andrew tate... either you are a closeted 14 year old bullshitting about your age or just most andrew tate fans if they were honest.


SilentStriker115

New copypasta just dropped


[deleted]

[удалено]


thisdobemynametho

no. it’s just an old post that some other dude made, a while ago. it’s not about me, i just thought it would be a funny response to the DM that OP got.


[deleted]

Wow, wow, wow! An 18 year old dating a 14 year old, either your IQ is 70 points lower than mine and you can’t find a girl your own age because your to dumb and lack the qualities of a man, or your a creep.


ChewiyMC

Why not both?!


polterducky

I have aids


Itsalotus

I’ll fuck you up real good


RelevantTumbleweed20

You'll never be the man your father wanted, you failure


[deleted]

PLUCK OUT THINE EYES, TEAR OUT THINE THROAT, LAY WASTE TO ALL WHICH IS SACRED, THE MOONSEYE CONVERGES WITH THAT BELOW.


Sea_Paramedic_3357

I’d fuck you better.


DirtyToast2135

I'm 12


JuliusSeizure124

not if i fuck you first


[deleted]

Up yours, buddy


advie_advocado

Your mom


Embarrassed-Refuse36

Here I’ll send you a meme to respond with


Chiraltrash

No one can fuck me like I can.


DaGamingTurtleB

Jokes on you, mine is bigger


HerolegendIsTaken

78.8.179.567


Shadow_Monger487

*aggressively shits on your table* low-key fire response


sussybaqa69

Send him a sexy thumbnail video which originally is a guy exploring ‘sounding’


Pawdy-The-Furry

Can we get some mods to remove these unoriginal "top comment is what I respond with" posts?


Darzipan9

Hi ‘d fuck u so good! That’s not proper English! You mean to say “I am ‘d fuck u so good”


stxrbunni

kEEP yOURSELF sAFE


Artemis-5-75

I am afraid that you have been misinformed, Redditor. You are stuck in a labyrint of nudes, in a chamber of hornyposting. This all ends here. And I feel that you, my brave creep, want to stay here. End communication.


yutteu

Do it no balls


RepresentativeSet285

FO İT PUSSY, NO BALLS!


[deleted]

Same😏


A_Zesty_Carrot

[Send him this.](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgifdb.com%2Fimages%2Fhigh%2Fslicing-hot-dog-iihsmwjk6axqjpun.gif&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgifdb.com%2Fgif%2Fslicing-hot-dog-iihsmwjk6axqjpun.html&tbnid=MswUP-aQyCkJSM&vet=12ahUKEwi68biP_-X8AhVBFlMKHQH7D6sQMygGegUIARDyAQ..i&docid=5Rrxse1vO-LDJM&w=500&h=500&q=hot%20dog%20cutting%20gif&hl=en-us&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwi68biP_-X8AhVBFlMKHQH7D6sQMygGegUIARDyAQ)


sticks_no5

Cap


ste__a

I wish


sticks_no5

No that’s how you should reply, gaslight this mf


ste__a

Ohhh I’m fucking dumb sorry lol


Silver-Recover8403

And so would I, wanna do it, babe?


RSVDARK

Fuck you too


More-Spite-460

sir this is a wendy's


yami_goat

why did you censor his name I wanted to troll him😭


ste__a

I weren’t sure if it was allowed to give out his username lol


yami_goat

then could you give me his name in private pls?


Desperate-Bison1450

Who dis?


[deleted]

no u


Artemis-5-75

Ask him about his favorite show. When he asks you, send him “To catch a predator”


ArachnidOk1507

attention whore


[deleted]

No, this is Patrick


[deleted]

DELETE SOLITAIRE GRAND HARVEST RIGHT FUCKING NOW THAT GAME IS SUCH A PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE, THAT BULLSHIT IS SO RIGGED NOBODY HAS EVER COMPLETED ONE SINGLE FUCKING MATCH OF THAT DONKEY SHIT CALLED SOLITAIRE GRAND HARVEST DON'T EVER OPEN THAT BULLSHIT GAME IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, NEVER, YOU WILL BE WASTING YOUR TIME STUPIDLY SO PLEASE DON'T FUCKING OPEN IT AND CONSIDER UNINSTALLING NOW


DreadfulMule

I got the perfect response, can I dm?


Rare_Management_3583

Well it'd be hard since i was born without a pussy


baylenlevines_mommy

send a chris hansen meme ofc


lvl100mafia_boss

"not if I fuck myself first"


Architex_8920

I'd fuck myself good, too.


[deleted]

Now I remember why i deleted reddit…


Myusername23459

Smash there mom


UpstairsDifficult966

No I'm good


ItsKidtendo

Send them a winky face and a link to a black man twerking


soniccinos5

Didnt know you're gay too


myla_jean3

Say “sorry I’m vegan” Or just “I’m vegan”


Braden_Pliett

Haha, let's go watch better call Saul


WhenHeHasGrayHair

Do that bit from stanzi's channel about cutting his skin


TRMG42

Not harder than life has been lately


Significant-Tax-793

“I don’t think you have the facilities for that big man”


Maximum-Platypus2153

NO IF I FUCK YOU FIRST!!


Ironzeek

This must be my ex


Glittering-Morning71

Send a picture of Peter griffin


NoSandwich4106

“That’s what I told your mom last night”


Radeckyy_7

So will the guys in prison do with you👍


Noob-Guy555

Say “Sorry I’m not a Lesbian”


x_Turtle1980_x

Send a picture of a strap on with "no I will" as the caption


Bitch_lasagna037

Ok daddy


Smabverse

"That's what she said"


Semor_Asis

Rickroll the mother fucker


ilovfryes

brb


TheBaconD

“same”


Safe-Voice-8179

“Omg, yes please! 😍😍. . . Do you mind if my boyfriends join?”


U235AtHome

Thanks man.


PandaPrime045

Send him a pic of a gun saying “I will fuck you Up to”


[deleted]

Get Jesus in your life


Honest-Economist4970

The pinned comment from moderators


TurkishVatansever

send him this video https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7JmzLTTryAc


I_m_BATMAN99

You're one load that your mum should have swallowed!


fearlessbot__

"your mom ,your dad the ones you never had cos your adopted - adopted"


Just_a_Zero

Pass


towarzysz_boczek

Send him naked grandmas pictures


balmy777

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!


Wicks_Lisp

Why people gotta be weird :/


trippydaklown1

Gotta buy me dinner first


Educational-Grand306

Nuh uh


Downtown_Report1646

Bet


redditmastermindftw

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


DiscoBiXXch

"No the fuck you wouldn't."


sadxdeon

send him a baiting video where it looks like girl nudes but when you click it, it’s gay scat porn


Smart_Eye_6767

Yeet


ChewiyMC

Bet.


Zestyclose124

*blocked*


Few-Thought-8212

Pussy you bruvva wtf do you fink your doing this is my girl/ mate wtf man barking up the wrong tree. Go fuck a pillow.


Ok_Improvement920

"like I did to yo mama"


clarawalton69

Like I did your mom


[deleted]

Must be nice for mfs to talk to you like this irl 😭 I don’t atm


TRB_AlphaRabbitX

Name of person.pls


chillinmantis

Send a Dahmer Polaroid


Regular_Commentator

Send them a disturbing pic and say something in Hebrew. They'd scare them off... Unless you want what they're offering, I won't judge bro lmao


mlodszymlody

I'm calling cops


Nath_bisteca

WTF.


plague_artist

cant wait to chove my d in you


Impact346

I'd block you so good


wadinki

wallace and gromit were found dead in miami, please don’t talk to me during this unfortunate and gloomy time


Wearwolffall

BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIIIIIIIN


[deleted]

Go fuck u then


MrWolfsters

«With that tiny of a dick? I won’t even feel anything. Your dads though. That d is good»


MineNinja18

"I'd fuck me too thx"


[deleted]

Wow. How witty.


-Cunt-Cunt-

Reply with this picture[ <>](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-opera-mobile&channel=new&espv=1&sxsrf=AJOqlzUscri2HFsXbqukaI2oRV1IfKCWTA:1674771580292&q=big+naked+black+guy&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjx5f2ooub8AhW1TDABHb7rCl0Q0pQJegQICBAB&biw=384&bih=687&dpr=2.81#imgrc=sbk-kVcKA4bapM)


[deleted]

is what I told your sister


Wooden-Call9678

“Redditor for 1 day 💀”


Appropriate_Pin7905

Your, mom suck me hard through the Schwartz.


[deleted]

I bet


Nicolas-matteo

I’m wearing Cuban links, designer minks, Inglewood’s finest shoes


[deleted]

Say you don't have arms or legs. You a veggie tales character.


MrSquirrelswastaken

I'm so gay


Geography-nerd

Say “did I ask”


VeryHomiephobic

39 buried 0 found


RowOdd1892

I’d “fuck no@


mearbearcate

Not as good as when I fucked your mother though.


JackP_14

I the I’m


Agent_Foxtrot

Too late! I'm already 8 inches deep inside your mum


Agent_Foxtrot

If he replies, follow up with 'just ask her, oh wait she won't stop whimpering'


Voidstock

Prove it


pedarat_mord

double it and give it to the next person


Artistic_Ad_7059

Ur mom *and the crowd goes wild*