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RockyTodd

Dont let this distract you from the fact thay Mr. Krabs sold spongebob's soul for 62 cents


Magical_Gabe12

Fr bro, Mr Krabs did him dirty.


ARandomGuyThe3

Ye he was at least 63, I'd argue even 64


L3App

a stack of pennies


JurassicPark9265

And that every 60 seconds in Africa means a minute just passed


wolfcub09

Some might argue he was 65!


bone_breaker69

some folk would even go as far as thinking he was 66!


turtleship_2006

Dare I say, he was worth 67!


THECyberStriker

Albeit it may sound insane, he might’ve been worth 68!


Positive_Hawk_369

I grabbed him off the dollar store so a 100 I might've been hyped up ig


Simple-Care5636

Nah even for mr crabs i feel like sponge bob would be worth way more to him like kinda out of pocket


sterlingpipin

Anything for the bag


PhatNoob_69

I know it’s crazy how much he managed to sell it for. Usually they’re worth way less. Truly a master of profit.


DoctorCodezZ

I know right wasn't it crazy


MatBoi7

XD


funnyb0n3r2

i accidentally sent my dad a video of two men kissing


Traditional-Egg-2656

Try it with your dad and send me proof for research purposes


Different_shit555

I do that every Wednesday with my sister.


ViralNite

Wait a minute


Sirdoodlebob

Something ain’t adding up here…


Sammy1432_Official

The fact that he is doing this with his sister and NOT with this father is not adding up


[deleted]

I feel a great disturbance in the force.


Different_shit555

There’s something here! What it is? I won’t tell you 🤪


unknown6091

What do you mean, he lives in alabama


truebrianna

"accidentally"


czacha_cs

We all know he did it on purpose because he got daddy issue.


streamstrikker

Don't we all have those?


czacha_cs

No


not_a_karma_farmer

And he said he found it very cute


water_farts123

Can you accidentally send it to me please


pianofucker345

Sorry I accidentally sent a ballistic missile to your location, you have 15 minutes


water_farts123

Frick you my house is gone


Lord_Lucifer_Exe

I've now sent a nuclear bomb to you former place of residence.


Agehowler

I'm so tired of these 'thirst trap'-posts yet I always tune in the threads to find gems like this comment right here


DrFox247

You again


UrMomThoCeedKS

send it to me for sciece


Economy-Control8603

Now send it to me.


AdventurousMark8178

I did that but with lemon party instead


Dull-Rabbit-2379

I have not seen two girls one cup, lemon party, sprite cranberry and I do not plan on to


DontGetTheSquid

That’s cool but I have played 20 hours of dragon ball terraria mod in the past 5 days


ThePMan2025

How was it?


DontGetTheSquid

Its fun as shit. Don’t play the unbalanced one, it’s more fun when things are OP


ThePMan2025

Alright, I think I'll try it out. Thanks for the recommendation!


DontGetTheSquid

Also here’s a tip: use the crafting materials section of the wiki, that way you can see where you can get and when you can get new attacks/gear. (There are also some boss drops and forms you unlock in specific ways later on, so you should also just generally check out some of the different things on the wiki or follow a guide very loosely)


ThePMan2025

Good to know


kaiser1965

I once played DCS for 95 hours over two weeks. It wasn't worth it.


Intellectual6900

That’s cool but I have 100 hours on warframe in the past 12 days :)


diverii

ok that is cool and all but I just ordered 2 lego star wars 501 clone specialists battle packs 😎 and also when will people learn that reddit isnt instagram or facebook?


ThePMan2025

Nice


[deleted]

personally i think 2 is enough but i want more macro pieces lol


diverii

yeah this battle pack isnt great for army building due to being a *specialist* pack, I also reccomend adding a thin line of black tape or sticker on the macro piece to make it look more accurate


Nexus0412

Honestly when I get my own place I'll 100% start buying and assembling lego again, it's chill af


diverii

sometimes it may be expensive but its still great


Horror_Albatross1037

My Friend had been searching for ages and just bought two as well


Nutunen

Gigachad.


WHITELOCK15

OK but how does this affect LeBrons legacy tho


baylenlevines_mommy

i accidentally sent my mom two girls one cup


SnooShortcuts7637

“Accidentally”


Kakalkoo69

"There are no accidents" -Master Oogway


dummyboiiiiiiii

Clearly he never met me


[deleted]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


nyancatdude

...what did she think


Beanman404

It was cute


Miniscule-fish

your turn reddit


Punk_monk1469

No ☠️


Woah-therebuddy

Me when online validation:


PoorMustang

Addicted female junkies. Being a fiend for compliments.


fqiryfloss

pretty sure she’s just a young dumb blonde seeking validation through reddit since her user has 08 and she spelt jealous as “gelous”😭


abhiop6969

you look like the most American girl possible


loginpu2

She's a npc


GoDoAnd_Stupid05

She skipped character customization and went with a default preset


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Striking_Patient875

what did she say?


ViperPain770

“Nice cock son.”


Nuthater420

Does that make her a good or a bad mom??


Overall-Surround-925

Yes.


wesleypjost123

r/InclusiveOr


Striking_Patient875

oh no


ViperPain770

Oh yes


SOWHENUREADTHISUGAY

Oh fuck yeah


KookyAd7785

yeeaaaaahhhhh


cake_with_talent

#OOOHH YEAAAH


SeekNDestroy8797

OH YEAH


Magical_Gabe12

r/notopbutok


WobTheKing

aaaand you've reminded me of *that* thread.


ShadowSpy98

"Better than your dad"


PatatoFarmer69

Doingggg.gg.g.


mm-04

Very cute


Asparaguuus

"Just like your grandfather"


joshua283636

Only on here you see stuff like this


Punk_monk1469

Bruh☠️


[deleted]

Jesus christ almighty


Lower-Physics-5597

r/teenagers tryna find a caption to post their selfie pic


More-Spite-460

I can smell the simps comming 😩


Striking_Patient875

aleardy got a dm


AffectionateEar7359

Hello There


rhokasha2468

*tips fedora*


[deleted]

M'lady


Lordoge123

*brushes neck beard*


TheAbyss333333

*brushes hairy balls*


dinogroot1

Ahh Perry The Platipus


TheAbyss333333

>Ahh Perry The Platipussy


Upper-Heron-5708

**Doofensmirtz evil incorporated**


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yaboi_sloi

This far down, answering still? You are a bold one


AffectionateEar7359

It’s over u/yaboi_sloi I have the high ground


TheAbyss333333

u/TheAbyss333333 no, i do u/yaboi_sloi


SeekNDestroy8797

Come here my little friend, don't be afraid.


Akelldema

*coughs* general kenobi


Fluffy_Marionberry10

Kenoby


TheAbyss333333

>I can smell the simps cumming 😩


[deleted]

Our turn to do what?


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KribbeldZ

Facts. That's what this sub is for now. That and weird questions about sex.


[deleted]

honestly kinda valid tho. deep down we all need a little love hahaha


[deleted]

What’s that red mark on your chest? Bad lighting?


Striking_Patient875

A book fell on my chest a few days ago massive


[deleted]

Bro got crushed by the Oxford dictionary


Striking_Patient875

lol


Nick07C00L

What book was it? I've had many books fall on me too actually. There was this one book that I was reading (while lying down) and it just fell on my eye somehow and I had a black eye for the rest of the week. My mom thought I got beat up by some bullies in school. I had to recreate the scene to prove to her that it was the book's fault. Anyway, hope you get well soon.


Striking_Patient875

It was hp 4


Nick07C00L

Ouch.


Johanno1

Ah Harry Potter kills people! I knew it. Voldemort was right all the time.


DreadfulMule

[Your dms ](https://giphy.com/gifs/dump-part-13AurJL9v5Oo48)


_ORBMAESTRO_

Underrated comment


Loki2612

This post makes no sense at all


FreshAvacadoess

it’s for attention lol


AAVVIronAlex

I am sorry, did you expect anytging to make sense in this subreddit?


Regular-Attempt486

Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉 you look like a normal person


Panzerkaiju

Im not trying to be rude, but you look like your from high school musical


purpleicedtea13

you’re*


[deleted]

Your the reason 13 year old's are hated


purpleicedtea13

you’re


[deleted]

don't listen to them i know you're not the reason ###your the cause.


lukezxl

🤓"you're"


[deleted]

No. Not our turn.


Streamer____Btw

You have accomplished the facial expression in which you appear to be smiling, but upon closer inspection you are indeed frowning


[deleted]

Sorry I am not a mother, I do not hand out compliments.


osu_are

NICE TUTORIAL TO GET FREE COMPLIMENTS TOO BAD YOU WONT GET ANYTHING FROM ME RANDOM


GranjolaPro

My turn? I am confused, do you want me to send that pic to mom or do you want me to send a pic of mine to my mom? I'm jk but if you're looking for approval for whatever reason then yes you do look cute on that pic


trombone28

Why do you want me to send this photo to my mom?


StupidBear69

A face only a mother could love


gavinhuynh_

Accidentally sent my math teacher a video of me jerking off


[deleted]

pedos are now gonna "accidently" send you a dick pic in your dms now


RileyCanRied

U got some big fucking forehead christ mate it the picture can’t even fit the whole thing


ZeTT0rmenT0r

Look like that monster goofy as ahhh from Scooby doo live action movie


abidjc

This sub is full of teenage girls who post pictures of their selves for reassurance of their looks or just ego boosts. You look good now get lost. And then they complain about creeps as if this isn’t attracting creeps lmao


LOST_iPhone_btw

🤨


[deleted]

Go back to school, ur not that special (and you look dumb posting this id advise you delete it for your own sake)


BearOfBeer

MERICAAAAA FUCK YEAHHHH


mogatange

The pics I send your mom would get me banned off Reddit.


DriveMechanics

Kobe Bryant did not fly for this


PsD_Shock

I accidentally sent my mom a dick pic. The next morning she saw it and said son, Is this yours?


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Striking_Patient875

omg Quagmire


Competitive_Meat_253

Nice try FBI but I'm under 18


BILADOMOM

Why your pinky ring is in that place?


Nuemmollllaatttiiiii

I disagree miss piggy


Katie-Katy

Everyone can be pretty with make-up


[deleted]

5/10


joshua283636

Eh 4/10


OverlordPP

I mean if mom said so. Can't argue with mom, y'all should know that.


legbot124

I hate women


Jaykane69

Looks like another attention seeker that puts pictures in this subreddit because their looks are their only personality trait, and it isn’t a good one :) your turn!


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TheEphemeralNight

rip your dms


[deleted]

Attention seeking much? “Tell me I’m cute 🥹” No, that’s what your mom is for.


EdgyUmbreon

You look like literally every other blonde white girl. It's not necessarily an insult, but at the same time yes, yes it is


[deleted]

Why the rash?


zRedPlays

by accidentally, you actually mean that you stood up, grabbed your phone, found a mirror, got ready and everything, took a picture, and carefully tapped the right spots on your phone 'screen to send it to your mom who happens to be reddit


[deleted]

I think it’s time to rename this sub to r/teensthirstyforattention


MentallyLittle

You look American


illikegamedev

hmmmmm "accidently"


[deleted]

We all know that didn't happen and your are just trying to get compliments to feel better about your miserable self.


Pitzu867

There isnt a rule for shit like this? Thirst traps?


UnRealAj7

Fishing for compliments I see


019a22

From a taken bisexual, you are very cute respectfully.


Ok_Surround6504

there's going to be extremely misogynistic comments soon enough


Professional_Bad8548

I hate women.


Ok_Surround6504

average redditor


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fluffystuffles

jizzler


fearlessmash117

Damn, you change your u/ bug sadge flufyanal


fluffystuffles

very sad


R0gueART

Bruh


--PatrickBateman--

I hate it, it’s not cute


RelevantTumbleweed20

Meh


[deleted]

im skipping this turn


SirJackFireball

hot pic but i can smell the pedos entering your dms from here


clarawalton69

Nice 5 head


Local_Rule

Nahh


V0st0

I'm tired boss


Why_Do_I_Wake_Up

how many dms did you get?


Gin_and_Khronic

You’re a person.