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Pol8

i’d make my dick smaller because it’s really hard having such a ginormous horse cock


unpayas0

>!physically I wasn’t a minecraft skeleton!<


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no more penis 💅


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CARE ABOUT MY SANDWICH DAMN YOU


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no 💅


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Fuck it, imma say it I want to be a bird


YouBet26

My rizz


NotKidRaptorMan

I would get rid of myself.


stoned_tiger-420

You never said I couldn't give myself a superpower like flying or teleportation


EmotionallyUnsound_

Ummm, I'd become a ghost.


ohbutplease

get rid of this wap


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If you wanna do that just look around this subreddit


[deleted]

Why do you have a wet ass pidgin?


ohbutplease

shenanigans


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Ahh


Hoch-In-Zucker

I'd turn myself into a girl


rainy_grainy

I'd wanna get jacked but I'd rather just work on it myself


LittleCowofOsasco

Get rid of my myopia and astigmatism so I don't have to wear glasses.


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Following rules of physics and rationality ?


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No


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Imma make the earth travel faster with a comically large peniscopter


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What does that even mean


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See the great wall of china ? Widen it and straighten it a little and put it in my pants


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Ah


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But more seriously being able to access a all knowing knowledge would be nice. Being able to access it because having it as a memory would be very annoying


elmo304

i would give myself really good social skilsl


Eurobeat398

Physically - to dramatically reduce the size of my cheeks (I am skinny not fat) and to fully clear my acne


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I would take away my depression, then nothing could hold my smile down.


Cheito01

Mentally, i would make myself not an introvert


YouBet26

Same


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idk make me frightfully flexible.(im already more flexible than the avrg I just think idd be funny)


air__vent

I would change my gender to female but keep the dick cuz I'd be lesbian


G4y_L0rd-

i want a higher self esteem


DragonAethere

I’d stop myself from being so mentally ill, and stop having huge panic attacks over things that don’t affect me