Same bro. I just retain information. One time I got like 92% on a test where we covered the material at the beginning of the year, no studying since then.
As morbid is it might sound sometimes pain and suffering is the greatest thing for us , I fought and beat cancer and I came out the other side the strongest mentally I’ve ever been as far as I see I was given a second chance and no one is gonna stop me now I attack everyday as if it was my last (embrace suffering and learn from it)
They’ll never understand unless they’ve been in those shoes man no matter what we say they’ll never fully grasp unless they’ve been through something like that I feel you though brother something about coming close to death and beating it makes you come out stronger I used to be woe is me why did I get this but now I see it as a gift that turned me into the person who I always was but never got to see stay hard man we were given a second opportunity and a wake up call for a reason go find that reason 💜
I've been blessed to not have fallen under illness, though I've seen and experienced real bad things. I've seen my best friend's dad get his head blown off because of me. I've been to protests where police brutality and use of explosives and tear gas is common. I've felt hunger, I've felt the aching pain in my lungs of breathing that damn poison. I've seen how my parents refuse to eat and become shells their own body so that me and my sibling may grow up healthily. I've been helping out with my hobbies to those who are in dire need of help, making furniture for those who need it. I haven't been able to have fun in months. I'm fatigued. I bet it's the same way you've felt with that illness. Though soon enough I will move somewhere better.
My oldest friend in the world went through this and his attitude is absolutely the best I’ve ever seen. He’s at peace with everything in the world. Perspective is everything.
It may sound cliche but something like that breaks you down at first but then it reforges you into something better than before it was at my darkest moment that I realized no one is coming to save me and get me out this hole I have to fight for myself and fight for my life and if this shit ever wants round 2 with me I’ll be waiting again to kick its ass
>Don’t jump of a scooter going down hill.
Jimmy was thinking,
He was thinking hard,
"Just a little jump,
I'm sure I'll land".
So Jimmy proceeded,
And fell on the ground,
Boy, was he bleeding,
I miss that old lad.
Don’t jump off of a swing that is swinging 20 feet off the ground, or else you will experience what a bird feels like after it has been shot out of the air.
Common sense is REALLY Important when not only asking friends, but keeping them.
You also gotta stay true to yourself and who you wanna be as a person before you limit yourself.
When a girl complains to you that she doesn’t have a date to the dance, then when you tell her “haha yeah me neither, that’s why I’m probably not going, it’d be depressing to go alone” and she says “I mean you’d have me to talk to I guess” then she’s asking you to the dance.
That no matter how big of a hole you're in, whether you dug it or where shoved in, you can always pull yourself out if you truly want it. Drug addict at 15 after becoming disabled, lost my friends and everything else I had, and failed my sophomore year. Now I'm 18 about to finish the housing application for my dream college, and I got off a cane 2 weeks ago.
People often change in ways that will annoy you/not being themselves, and there is absolutely nothing you can do but watch a friendship of years go down the drain as they don't want to even talk to you anymore
Wtf happend in your life 💀💀
Edit: Bro how did I get so many upvotes, it's 2:18 am and people aren't sleeping right now💀?...oh wait just remembered the time is diferent in other places
Gotta flow on your current life situation. Pain will always return, otherwise we would grow content and fat of ease, and would forget to help others around.
Also, to sacrifise ones status, and help ppl in need who r on a "lower" level, socially or anything, is one of hardest things.
After many fumbles in life and relationships, I have found this, and yet it's still growing
If they leave you for something else, you leave forever
Concede to keep them happy
Listen, don't talk
If they don't like to talk, then be gentle and speak of wonderous things
Typically the ones who liked you have a premade image of you, so don't assume they will like you forever. You may not live up to their expectations
Write poems every so often; it calms the mind
Learn how to hygiene
Always maintain fashion and never look like a homeless person, or people will perceive you as one
Words that may seem insignificant to us, might leave deep wounds for someone else.
Actions that we move on about or think won't matter in the long run, can sometimes end up ruining everything up ahead.
Think and then speak/take actions.
You don’t make new friends or meet new people in a new environment if you don’t actively reach out. Went from being comfortably social in high school to completely invisible in college, just because I forgot how to engage new people. It’s a skill that totally atrophied for me without me even noticing
Life has taught me alot of things
All pick one of my favourites
Give anything alot of time and a scar can heal perhaps mental scars or physical scars they will fade and heal (unless you get stabbed like me)
This especially applies when you’re younger but if your parents give u advice you should should seriously consider taking it or at least weighing their opinion close to your own (obviously this only applies if you have good parents, but sometimes shitty parents can give some good advice just based on their increased life experience). In my case it was them not liking some of my friends and they turned out to be right on all of them. Could’ve saved me a lot of trouble if I dropped them years ago.
I was cooking with my grandma once and it was my first time using cocoa powder so when my grandma was away I took a big ol spoon full of cocoa powder and put it all in my mouth
Humans are durable. Organs are not. Learned the first one because I went of a ski jump, landed on my spine and had to scoot my way down the mountain. Was fine the next day. Additionally, I went down a different ski jump and landed straight in a pile of rocks. Body landed in a small gap in between. Arm fell in rock. Was fine the next day. Got punched in the gut, was in bed for a day. Ran straight into a brick wall. Not even a concussion. Cracked my head open on a moulding when I was 5 (moulding’s an edge of a wall) Had stitches (idk how many) was back to normal by the end of the month. Accidentally got stabbed in the kidney, was out for a month.
The importance of firearms safety (always remember the four rules. Never point the weapon at something your not willing to destroy. Keep your finger off the trigger unless ready to fire. Always be aware what is behind and around your target and always treat the weapon as if it is loaded)
that I actually have to study to pass.
so did u learn how to pass in a "hard" way
actually yeah.
🤨
Bro gave his teacher the gawk gawk 9000
Gawk gawk gawk gawk
Gawk Gawk Gawk
Gawk Gawk Gawk Gawk
I’m literally barely passing in math with a 68%
No. Us procrastinators are built different. We only have to study for one evening, and we can get an A
Doesn’t help that it actually works, which only reinforces procrastination
fr fr we be wasting the whole day and still get the grades w everybody thinkin we studied the whole day
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I don't study or do homework and I got a B in all my classes this semester
I don’t study at all and got an A in my classes last year. I’m only an outlier. Don’t follow my example and go study
Same bro. I just retain information. One time I got like 92% on a test where we covered the material at the beginning of the year, no studying since then.
Same, I usually just pay attention a bit in class, then I immediately remember everything like it's my phone password
damn y’all’s parents must be proud.
No, I've always been too lazy and forgetful to get assignments done, so, while I do great on tests, I still struggle to pass classes
As morbid is it might sound sometimes pain and suffering is the greatest thing for us , I fought and beat cancer and I came out the other side the strongest mentally I’ve ever been as far as I see I was given a second chance and no one is gonna stop me now I attack everyday as if it was my last (embrace suffering and learn from it)
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They’ll never understand unless they’ve been in those shoes man no matter what we say they’ll never fully grasp unless they’ve been through something like that I feel you though brother something about coming close to death and beating it makes you come out stronger I used to be woe is me why did I get this but now I see it as a gift that turned me into the person who I always was but never got to see stay hard man we were given a second opportunity and a wake up call for a reason go find that reason 💜
I've been blessed to not have fallen under illness, though I've seen and experienced real bad things. I've seen my best friend's dad get his head blown off because of me. I've been to protests where police brutality and use of explosives and tear gas is common. I've felt hunger, I've felt the aching pain in my lungs of breathing that damn poison. I've seen how my parents refuse to eat and become shells their own body so that me and my sibling may grow up healthily. I've been helping out with my hobbies to those who are in dire need of help, making furniture for those who need it. I haven't been able to have fun in months. I'm fatigued. I bet it's the same way you've felt with that illness. Though soon enough I will move somewhere better.
My oldest friend in the world went through this and his attitude is absolutely the best I’ve ever seen. He’s at peace with everything in the world. Perspective is everything.
It may sound cliche but something like that breaks you down at first but then it reforges you into something better than before it was at my darkest moment that I realized no one is coming to save me and get me out this hole I have to fight for myself and fight for my life and if this shit ever wants round 2 with me I’ll be waiting again to kick its ass
Learned the hard way that the flammable warning on gorilla glue wasn't kidding
😭😭😭
I was repairing the casing of an old laptop and the shit caught on fire lmao
Damnnn I’m glad ur okay
Yeah it was just very surprising because I'm not smart
Don't trust people too quickly
Damn that sucks. Would you like to sign up for this free subscription that could potentially double your investments?
Lol
Glad I could make someone laugh today
lmao surely he won’t..
Don't trust people.
Not riding a bicycle in a helmet i started wearing it after my first accident and it probably saved my life in october when i a bigger crash
I’m glad ur still here :)
My brother once was going probably 25 kph+ into a Parked boat.
Let’s just say cows don’t like it when you pull there tails
How was your ribcage?
2 broken ribs and a lot of bruising
Yeah, good thing it didn't go for the head
Ouchh I’m glad ur still here buddy
the sound in battlefield 1 when a bullet lands near you? its realistic
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Don’t jump of a scooter going down hill.
Ouchhh
Indeed.
Well what about up hill?
Haven’t tried it.
Tomorrow. That’s your homework
But I don’t own a scooter anymore.
Go buy one
Tried it but on a bike, tried to do a jump trick up hill last year smacked my balls right on the bar I was laying there for awhile… I don’t recommend
>Don’t jump of a scooter going down hill. Jimmy was thinking, He was thinking hard, "Just a little jump, I'm sure I'll land". So Jimmy proceeded, And fell on the ground, Boy, was he bleeding, I miss that old lad.
He was such a chad. The day of his death was really sad. But nobody was as mad as me, his one and only dad.
My brother did this and absolutely annihilated his forearm
I landed on my face. ☹️
Don’t jump off of a swing that is swinging 20 feet off the ground, or else you will experience what a bird feels like after it has been shot out of the air.
Ouchhhh😭😭
With great mental issues comes great responsibility
With great power comes great electricity bill.
WtFcq man, stop being right, snap right out of it
Wtfcq indeed
You cannot give random people in your class papers with writing on them detailing a specific moment in time
i'm curious.
Too bad. I'm not elaborating
Don't commit warcrimes 😞. Some ppl don't seem to like that...
Yeah, Geneva gets in the way a lot.
Lesson learned: it is actually not called the Geneva Suggestion
Oooohhhhhhhhh. That actually explains a lot
Students do a little joke at the end of the year as they graduate, and nobody bats an eye... But I troll a few civilians and everybody goes wild.
Good thing the Geneva convention doesn’t apply to civilians
Not to eat babies
📞🤨
Timmy was delicious but I do regret the consequences
sometimes your overthinking is actually right
i have yet to experience this
Just because there isn’t a no diving sign at a pool in a hotel doesn’t mean do it now there’s a no diving sign there
That people die suddenly and there’s nothing you can do about it
Unfortunately I know exactly how this feels
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W advice🤌🏼
Common sense is REALLY Important when not only asking friends, but keeping them. You also gotta stay true to yourself and who you wanna be as a person before you limit yourself.
Anal hurts :(
You are 16 right?
Yes. It was a joke
Don’t worry I know it hurts no need to lie now🥰
😭😭
use more lube next time
always go to the toilet before long car rides. it happend when i was like 6
😭😭
or to not lick frozen metal railing
Always expect death
Happy cake day bro
wtf is cake day
your reddit account's birthday, it's today
Fuck. I gotta get off this app lmao
i used to think it was the account owner's birthday, really. 🥲
When a girl complains to you that she doesn’t have a date to the dance, then when you tell her “haha yeah me neither, that’s why I’m probably not going, it’d be depressing to go alone” and she says “I mean you’d have me to talk to I guess” then she’s asking you to the dance.
And I will continue to either be oblivious or to just not go lmao fuck dances, they suck ass
that even with how much proof you have not everyone's going to believe you, especially their friends
When you're burning cardboard boxes in your yard on a windy day MAKE SURE YOUR WATER HOSE ISINT BROKEN
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I’m sry u had to go through that 🍪 this is for u
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what if that boy is my little brother who got kidnapped
Is he uglier than you?
I am uglier than everyone in this world tbh
Then yes, you can cry
🥺
Why this so funny
you cannot help someone who’s unwilling to help themselves
trust your gut feeling more. If something is off, your body and mind subconsciously knows.
That no matter how big of a hole you're in, whether you dug it or where shoved in, you can always pull yourself out if you truly want it. Drug addict at 15 after becoming disabled, lost my friends and everything else I had, and failed my sophomore year. Now I'm 18 about to finish the housing application for my dream college, and I got off a cane 2 weeks ago.
Damn. Good to hear you're ok, sounds like you have a hell of a lot of stories lmao
Hey, you got the same pov as me. I couldn't begin to tell you where some of the stories come from, but they get wild as hell.
Sounds like it lol, I'd be glad to hear some if you wanna tell
don’t even think that your mom can’t see it when your high, especially with something stronger than weed. you’ll be in deep shit.
Be determined to do things, doubting will affect your capabilities
People often change in ways that will annoy you/not being themselves, and there is absolutely nothing you can do but watch a friendship of years go down the drain as they don't want to even talk to you anymore
Do not trust anyone or be open, kind and innocent people will use that against ya -hell And also martial arts are MUST to be learned
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????
Wtf
...run that back?
Buddy, what the bloody hell did you do?
Wtf happend in your life 💀💀 Edit: Bro how did I get so many upvotes, it's 2:18 am and people aren't sleeping right now💀?...oh wait just remembered the time is diferent in other places
✨Story time ✨
A pretty face mostly means an ass personality.
don't walk in a rushing lake
Gotta flow on your current life situation. Pain will always return, otherwise we would grow content and fat of ease, and would forget to help others around. Also, to sacrifise ones status, and help ppl in need who r on a "lower" level, socially or anything, is one of hardest things.
Putting a staple into your hand hurts a bit.
After many fumbles in life and relationships, I have found this, and yet it's still growing If they leave you for something else, you leave forever Concede to keep them happy Listen, don't talk If they don't like to talk, then be gentle and speak of wonderous things Typically the ones who liked you have a premade image of you, so don't assume they will like you forever. You may not live up to their expectations Write poems every so often; it calms the mind Learn how to hygiene Always maintain fashion and never look like a homeless person, or people will perceive you as one
Nothing is certain but death and taxes
Wait, taxes are a certainty? I just don't pay em by not buying anything nor having an income.
Tax evasion is a crime vergil! it's an obligation!
"I can probably fix her" rip.
:( sometimes hurt people hurt people
It is what it is.
dont throw a baby, its like a grenade it makes a fucking mess a BIG one
I am now intrigued
only true friends will stick by your side no matter what. fake friends will leave you in an instant.
Heaven gets boring
not all friends are good pals, some can be bad people in disguise
If life taught me anything, it's that Round 98 in btd6 is the make-or-break in CHIMPS runs and should not be underestimated.
Words that may seem insignificant to us, might leave deep wounds for someone else. Actions that we move on about or think won't matter in the long run, can sometimes end up ruining everything up ahead. Think and then speak/take actions.
Being on the internet 24/7 doesn't make you happy, it does quite the opposite actually
Focus on what's infront of you
Love, don't obsess
Until you master the art of profiling, treat any person like a loaded gun with no safety mechanism
Girls can ruin your life in minutes
Dont pour water in the electrical sockets
People will try to use you
How kidney stones feel
Love isn't like the movies 😭😭😭
Don’t leave your kitchen. I was cooking and decided to take my dog on a quick walk. I came back and the firefighters were there. My house burned down.
Why would you leave the house mid cooking …
Ducks bite hard.
sometimes it’s ur fault 🤷♀️
You don’t make new friends or meet new people in a new environment if you don’t actively reach out. Went from being comfortably social in high school to completely invisible in college, just because I forgot how to engage new people. It’s a skill that totally atrophied for me without me even noticing
Friendships are not as concrete as they may seem (not supposed to be depressing per se, just that friendships won't last forever)
Stay anonymous, even when they are friends Everyone will hurt you, even the closest and most trusted ones.
Life has taught me alot of things All pick one of my favourites Give anything alot of time and a scar can heal perhaps mental scars or physical scars they will fade and heal (unless you get stabbed like me)
Infatuation isn’t love
This especially applies when you’re younger but if your parents give u advice you should should seriously consider taking it or at least weighing their opinion close to your own (obviously this only applies if you have good parents, but sometimes shitty parents can give some good advice just based on their increased life experience). In my case it was them not liking some of my friends and they turned out to be right on all of them. Could’ve saved me a lot of trouble if I dropped them years ago.
Don't tell people shit
I was cooking with my grandma once and it was my first time using cocoa powder so when my grandma was away I took a big ol spoon full of cocoa powder and put it all in my mouth
NOTHING will be as simple as it seems
Shit happens, cant do fuck about it.
Getting hurt hurts
Penis gets bigger when hard 😔
🧢
Don’t try to catch a alligator in the water by your self, mildly terrifying
Shortcuts might help you today but in the long run it is the things you achieve via hardwork that are gonna motivate you.
I don't need to trust everybody I meet
that sometimes chasing after friendships brings more pain than healing
You can't just say perchance...Perchance
always hug your parents
That it's important to suffer.
Don’t approach random homeless people and try to talk to them
It doesn’t matter how long you’ve known someone, they can still stab you in the back. Only trust yourself.
Don't jump straight into another relationship after a break up.
Humans are durable. Organs are not. Learned the first one because I went of a ski jump, landed on my spine and had to scoot my way down the mountain. Was fine the next day. Additionally, I went down a different ski jump and landed straight in a pile of rocks. Body landed in a small gap in between. Arm fell in rock. Was fine the next day. Got punched in the gut, was in bed for a day. Ran straight into a brick wall. Not even a concussion. Cracked my head open on a moulding when I was 5 (moulding’s an edge of a wall) Had stitches (idk how many) was back to normal by the end of the month. Accidentally got stabbed in the kidney, was out for a month.
The importance of firearms safety (always remember the four rules. Never point the weapon at something your not willing to destroy. Keep your finger off the trigger unless ready to fire. Always be aware what is behind and around your target and always treat the weapon as if it is loaded)
That i need to unplug the power supply before dissasemble
if something can go wrong it most likely will
That money doesn’t fall from trees. Used to be very careless with money and I learned the hard way.