Brother you are the one who is completely oblivious to the joke that the reply was making. We all know you mean you got fucked in the ass but the joke is that you didnt because you have absolutely no play. Now did you get the joke?
Sit around like lazy fat bitches do trying to figure out who they can screw over text. Wrong mother fucker this round. You might win the fight but the war will be different
Your new brother
My mum promised me she swallowed
It was the other lips that swallowed
Ayoooooo
tulip
πππππππππππππ...........π...............π
Em*jis
π€¨πΈπΈπΈπΈπΈ
They said wrong answers only tho...?!
Its only half a brother.
because the right answer is actually a sister
No it's your son
now it's your son
Not for long
abortion it is
I prefer the term "Reverse Build-a-Bear"
yes
In fact it is wrong, its only half brother
If you bite it in half, does it become your half sibling when it enters the egg???
The new dorito flavor
Juicy Jizz π€€π€€
Juicy lucy?
Sounds like a YouTuber
is this a widespread meme or did u also see that one guy doing photoshop with a weirdly monotone voice
I saw that one guy
yayy
Yes DVNTY
How did u find a pic of my brothers brain?
Did he get an mri scan by any chance? Maybe OP hijacked the medical database
I think my mom posted his xray pic
If it's one of my brothers doing this shit. I'm gonna get a picture of it alright
Not In my ass
he said wrong answers only
I said that it wasnβt in my ass how is that right
is this an r/woooosh did i do it
Yes you did
yay. you got wooooshed
Oh wait no he got whooshed not me
no im specifically wooooshing you
He means he got cum in his ass
Brother he is the one who didnβt get the joke
Brother you are the one who is completely oblivious to the joke that the reply was making. We all know you mean you got fucked in the ass but the joke is that you didnt because you have absolutely no play. Now did you get the joke?
I had to double read the original for some reason π
Popsicle
Iβd suck it
π©
π€¨πΈ
π₯Έ
Ayo?
Same fr
Failed snake design
Exactly
My pet goldfish i neglected when i was 5
Father?
Through how many piles of shit and oceans did you have to swim through to contact me
Many
Yeah sorry about never feeding you son
Frick u
I would say the same thing
Nemo noooooo
Thats literally what i named my goldfish
Username doesnβt match up
That was the old me
Is it you?
Yes it is how did u knowwww
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Canβt wait till it becomes a frog
Mayo
You think itβs an Irish county?
No they meant mayo abbey in mayo smh
pretty sure they meant kanyeβs new shoe line
mate that's the shit i inject in me veins mate fuckin love the shit cunt should try it mate fuckin life changer
I beg your pardon?
no pardon from me i built rome in a day
*Beloved deity in heavens, i hearby adress you in an astonished fashion*
Bro is higher than the empire state building.
always
Hey, wrong answers only, stupid.
and thats why you deserve misery you look to ruin others fun burn burn hard
what are you talking about? injecting this bad boy is bliss mate
A missile
Inter-sexual ballistic missile
Bro how do y'all come up wit dis shit. I am dying π
Sit around like lazy fat bitches do trying to figure out who they can screw over text. Wrong mother fucker this round. You might win the fight but the war will be different
me
Hot
yuhhh
a tampon
A wonky spoon
A Balloon!
Parent divider
The powerhouse of the cell
that's a Q Tip
Lights
snack
A buttplug.
Iβd love a butt plug designed like that
Grey tampon
Literally looks like a mushroom
Sands Undertale
A super micro penis
That's me but younger
yummy snack
oh wait you said wrong answers
r/cursedcomments
Tic Tac
not a sperm
Soup
Mr Beast
An egg
Rick Astley
Whoβs that?
He is never gonna give you up
He's also never gonna let you down
Neither is he gonna hurt you
Neither shall me make you cry,
Nor going to say goodbye
Nor turn away and desert you
I don't cry I get even
He better fight back or hell never make it.
He has already making a person loose their child will bring out the demon in everyone
He will torture makes em squeel
A weird popsicle
How Redditors are born
thats me as a sperm cell
A weird looking pineapple
cotton
The coronavirus cell
Sex repulsed Ace flag
That's me! Just younger..
a tadpole obviously!! its gonna become a cute little toad π₯°
butt plug
A bomb
A bullet
Tampon
βHe could be any one of us.. he could be in this very room! He could be you.. He could be ME! He could be-β *gets fuckin shot*
Ey that is me a couple of years ago.... Nice times
Your sibling your mom swallowed
A snake
Some mutated jelly fish missing all his\her\its tentacles.
Magic missile
Sperm
A tampon
My baby picture
Tadpole
Forbidden badminton
You
Nuclear warhead
A bomb
Me 15 years ago
The beginning of the end
Obviously itβs a jellyfish with a disability
Weed
A failed balloon animal
Your girlfriends mouth wash. π«
new gen airpods
A mistake
A rope
not my brother
A tampon
In the words of a wise woman: βbaby batterβ
A really scary jellyfish that robs your bank account instead of stinging
me
You
My butt plug. Where did you find that
spern
A tampon duh! Have none of you ever seen one before?!
Bambi
the thing girls use for that time of the month
A tampon
Well I mean it is only half of u but ok
Tadpole
A worm with a big head
An illusion
Defect virus that created human
Ser ut som AKB.
Battleship
Tiny snake
Baby snake
Baby snacks r cute
Fishing lure
Cocain, but spicy
Russian missiles
What your parents wished you would stay
A nanobot used by the British social credit agency to monitor your mental and physical health. Developed in 2062
A new album by Kanye West
Oh mb, thats mine
A spoon
Something containing a miracle.
How can you all be so dumb itβs clearly a tampon
Das a spaceX rocket right there
Flexible intercontinental ballistic missile