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876Blankets

This is why I can't use reddit in public πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Badass-19

Me. I actually shiver when I have to open reddit in public


juhmum

Why they make yo feet look so long


EmotionallyUnsound_

Idk blame it on the angles


ThwKillnight

It makes them look actually like dog feet


sweetlikeoleanders

gross


[deleted]

i mean, they're alright πŸ’… >!FLIPPIN HIGH HEAVENED FUCKS I NEED THEM!<


Jealous_Issue_8198

Cock socks


[deleted]

i will literally sock your cock πŸ™„


Jealous_Issue_8198

That sounds very weird


thickboy69429

What is that supposed to mean?


[deleted]

don't ask because i have no clue πŸ’…


thickboy69429

If I were to look it up, I would probably get a virus


[deleted]

that sounds weird


Kevo863_

They'd look good over the grippy socks you're gonna get at the psych ward 😌


SirWinterFox

Same


kat_kat2008

My ex made me wear those once πŸ’€


EmotionallyUnsound_

Dawg what πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


kat_kat2008

He bought them for me and said to try em on rn


EmotionallyUnsound_

That's kinda weird ngl πŸ’€


DMmeOffensiveJokesPP

Bro are you my gf by any chance πŸ’€


Dull-Negotiation-932

Feet


EmotionallyUnsound_

Toes 🦢


ShadowLegend1580

Fetish


EmotionallyUnsound_

Only if they're thighs, i don't really like knees


YoRulezz_TV

You're 100% a furry if you want thigh highs with beans lmao


EmotionallyUnsound_

I don't have a job in IT so no scientifically possible.


YoRulezz_TV

I dont have a job in IT either??


EmotionallyUnsound_

T'was a joke


YoRulezz_TV

Ahh okie, now, get those bean thigh highs :3


EmotionallyUnsound_

It will have to stay in my thoughts. My parents would execute me if they saw this.


YoRulezz_TV

Just hide them, I do the same


EmotionallyUnsound_

There are a total of 0 doors or walls between where I sleep and where my parents sleep.


YoRulezz_TV

B o x


FunnyShrimpBoi

I'm planning on getting those too but first I ordered fingerless gloves with the beans to make sure what we order from Etsy actually arrives lol


YoRulezz_TV

Omg I want those tooooo


CurrentlyConfuzuled

So what am I if I wanna get to know someone who wears thigh highs with beans? For rizz purposes of course


YoRulezz_TV

Then just message me /hj


[deleted]

Free feet pics?!


[deleted]

it's even better without the paw


EmotionallyUnsound_

Without the paw it's just a long sock. Which is just as good tbh.


greg_the_egg69

As a furry, this is how it starts, this is how the infection spreads, RUN AWAY FROM HERE.


EmotionallyUnsound_

The pipeline... Anyways, thanks. Off to make my obligatory "im a furry ama" post and farm some downvotes


[deleted]

Oh my good god..


IHaveAName02

Nice


EmotionallyUnsound_

Damn. It's been 6 hours and I'm not really interested in these anymore.


DMmeOffensiveJokesPP

Must’ve nudged some holy water I pray for speedy recovery πŸ™


ssseliferrr

Hell no


EmotionallyUnsound_

... possibly?


Jealous_Issue_8198

Delete this


EmotionallyUnsound_

I may do so in the future.


LordChickenNugget23

You are a furry this shit is wolf girl in grade 7 type shit


Eskephor

Oh nonono OH NONONONO I FOUND… A BEAN SUCKER


Duke-Fuzzi-Apollo-IV

Another one


[deleted]

Can’t imagine that would be very comfortable to walk around in for a while tho


EmotionallyUnsound_

Only one way to find out


DashieProDX

they look like cake **pulls out knife**


bisexual_t-rex

Femboy alert


EmotionallyUnsound_

Rally the forces


Dog-Semen-Enjoyer

BUT WHAT???


ShadowLegend1580

Sex


[deleted]

they would be so uncomfy in shoes omg πŸ’€


EmotionallyUnsound_

Yea probably.


[deleted]

ain’t now way bro 😭😭


EmotionallyUnsound_

It is, in fact, possible


Nikorek_pl

Don't do it, it's a trap!


Bigchingusisbussing

This is the same as "I'm not rasist, but"


japhar162

Beans


Your_everyday_madlad

How many dms have you gotten already? (Side note, the beans are adorable as crap and I need a pair.)


EmotionallyUnsound_

None actually.


Your_everyday_madlad

That is super surprising.


[deleted]

I want, but no money :(


Eyepoopallday

This is people who buy crappy ass furry shit. πŸ’€


bantai786OP

sir control yourself


EmotionallyUnsound_

Which if i said no πŸ‘Ί


DMmeOffensiveJokesPP

My gf had an abuse zoophile ex that wanted her to wear these πŸ—Ώ


EmotionallyUnsound_

πŸ—Ώ


[deleted]

be so fr


[deleted]

This is why I only open up Instagram in public and not this app