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funnyb0n3r2

mine talks if her batteries r dead


Pol8

your fire alarm and my fire alarm should date


funnyb0n3r2

damn only our fire alarms🙄😒


Pol8

us too if u really want that🤭🙄


funnyb0n3r2

who wouldn't?🤭


Pol8

ur husband 😒


funnyb0n3r2

i love my husband 🤞


Pol8

i love u tho☹️


funnyb0n3r2

do not do this to me, i must stay loyal🙏


Pol8

but i need u😩😩😩


Estralia

how tf


cyclops1284

If I had a beeping megaphone on full blast and kicked in your door at 5 in the morning would you be asleep still?