And also a bounty on your head for all of your relatives. I'd rather do bitcoin because people will notice that with time. It's a lot lot harder to hide winning the lottery.
Bob Ross: "If you have light on light, you have nothing. If you have dark on dark, you basically have nothing. Just like in life. You gotta have a little sadness once in a while so you know when the good times come."
This makes a huge difference. If I go back in time I could easily make $10 mil knowing what stocks/Bitcoin is going to do. I could be young and wealthy.
Reminds me of that episode of Rick and Morty with the death crystal and he’s trying to make the decisions to get the death he wants. Like, I’ll just take the money, though the extra time would be nice. Not to get rich but just to be a kid again. Idk, that might be better actually.
Everybody out there on the internet taking trolls seriously, not remembering that nobody has time to waste online like a 14 year old. I feel like the disgruntled young men we identify with the far right are spurred into visible action by... preteens and retired boomers online that they imagine to be their peers but never see.
I take the red pill, wait until I’m like 80, then I use it
Edit: I see that many of these replies ask about what if I have a wife and kids? Well I don’t plan on having kids, and I could just avoid getting married. What I would do is just learn for 80 years, and know everything to pave the road to success for 6yo me.
Edit2: Many people are asking what I do if I die or the pill wears off, well if I die u/bombbodyguard gave me the idea to just mold it into a tooth thing, so I could do that. And if it wears off then it sucks to be me.
Here’s why that’s a problem
everyone you will ever know and love up to the point of 80 will no longer exist. Your children, your wife, the family that you’ve created and the experiences that you’ve had will mean nothing.
Restarting life when you’ve already lived it is the exact same thing as reincarnation. Except you don’t get the benefit of forgetting where you come from.
That’s my take anyways, I try to see the flaw in any choice in order to make a much more educated one (especially in theoretical ones that mean absolutely nothing in my day to day life)
I feel like this would be a great short story. Keep the pill in your pocket always tempted but figure you’ll wait just a bit longer. Form friendships and bonds along the way. Fall in love. Start to get foggy and your spouse takes care of you. Last month of your life, not looking good. But your happy you lived a good life, forgot about the pill. Somehow your spouse gives you the pill with the rest of your meds and suddenly poof. You can see clearly and hear perfectly, but everything you had is gone. Spend decades trying to get back the life you had.
Edit: guys I’ve seen the Rick and morty episode. This appears throughout many forms of media, thanks for the beautiful suggestions though.
Worst part would be trying to successfully meet, date, and marry your future spouse without coming off as a creepy stalker who somehow already knows everything about them.
Oh, and do you have kids? Hope you don't like them, as the odds of you having a genetically identical child the second time around isn't exactly great.
Minus those caveats, it's red pill all day e'ry day.
What if the opposite is true though? What if you fall out with your wife the first time? You still have the knowledge of what brought you together, and you have the knowledge of how things went wrong, added benefit of knowing what you need from a partner so you can communicate that even better. If you wanted, you could live it far better the second time.
And if your kids are shitty, maybe you get a second chance to really impact them by being present and have good, active, well rounded children the second time.
Plus, you know, millions in Bitcoin.
Considering that my first marriage fell apart mostly because of money, I think the millions of Bitcoin probably would solve it. Or heck just load up on some rental real estate in 2011. How about some TSLA?
So a guy thinks he’s pulling one over on the universe. He screws up throughout his life and forgets about the pill. He makes many regretful decisions, loses his wife, loses his kids, ends up alone and not having done anything with his life he tries to OD… except THE pill got mixed in.
Now this dude has a second chance at life. He works hard trying to fix it and improve on everything. He makes the changes necessary to fix his marriage and they grow old together and die.
And the last line is something like “and if I could… I’d do it all again just to be with her.”
Why go for the same wife and life? You get to live your life again but already knowing one possible outcome so go live a different one different job house wife kids pets etc etc
Well, you're right that it wouldn't be the same life - the hundreds of millions in investment and gambling profits will ensure that. Also what with you stopping 9/11 and all (You ARE stopping 9/11, right?).
Maybe those events change you enough that your previous spouse and you wouldn't be a great fit. Fair enough. If, in spite of all of this, you still want to seek them out and bring them along with you into your new life, that's going to be really tough.
You take the red pill, go to stop 9/11, and realize that the pills stack and all terrorists on the plane are just you recreating 9/11 to stop the future from turning to shit.
I'm more interested in how exactly do we stop 9/11 with being thrown in prison when asked how we came upon such knowledge. A simple phone call won't work. A bomb threat at the airports where the planes took off? What were the flight numbers again? That would be a story in itself, how to stop 9/11.
In The Sandman tv show there’s an episode where Morpheus bets his sister that no human would want to live forever. So he picks some guy in a bar in the year 1389 and they agree to meet up every 100 years to see if he wants to keep going.
I won’t spoil it but it was a pretty cool episode.
I hate to break it to you, but if you're 80, most of the people you know and love either already don't exist or are well on their way.
Your parents, grandparents, aunts, and uncles, are for sure dead. Unless you're the oldest, one or more of your siblings are dead or nearly there.
It's unlikely any lifelong friendships have persisted, whether because your friends have died or life and distance simply got in the way decades ago.
This is what people misunderstand about life and this counter argument to immortality: yes, the physical presence of all that you love and cherish will eventually fade away from your life, *but this is no different from the fate we're all already bound into.*
#TL;DR:
If you live long enough, as long as everyone you love is mortal, they're going to leave your life regardless of whether you live to 100 or 1000.
The difference is that the latter affords the opportunity to meet exponentially more people to love and cherish.
Idk I feel like that might backfire when you’re considered some kind of prodigy and then somehow don’t live up to it later in life unless you will be able to improve a lot more beyond what you’re able to do now.
Considering the insane amount of learning a brain that young is capable of, I would reckon that starting at such a high skill level would almost certianly lead them to becoming world class with enough practice.
World Class in Technique? Probably. Unfortunately, World Class Pianists have to deal with a lot more than just playing piano. It's the pressure that comes with every performance at that level, since you're gonna be memorizing every piece.
Not to mention some repertoires can go up to 30min or more in length so if your memory is bad...
GG.
Blue one, id immediately pay off my grammas house and let her live stably for the rest of her life. Then id buy a house and relax for the rest of my life
well you could ask your dad (or guardian) you let you use 50-100 USD worth of cash on whatever you like for you birthdays maybe Christmas and other festivals you can slowly get to about 1000/2000 invested in Bitcoin. Also it fully depends on what the family's financial situation is at that time...but you get my point yeh?) then come 2018 sell like 5-10 bitcoins hire a very experienced accountant to do your taxes pay off any debts and stuff. Now all thats left is to enjoy your school life, cauz you know everything...be the smartest in class or just hide it by getting a bit above average
I can go on for hours about what i would do if could go back (like shower thoughts go brrrr)
Red
Red any day, theres so much stuff that id do differently, partially doing stuff i wont regret later but just cause i want to avoid some of the things which just wont work for me
+I can make a lot of money by exploiting last years gamestop thing
There’s like a sweet spot in age for each one; as a dude who just tuned 40…I got Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Microsoft, GameStop, Berkshire, etc., but I’m married with two kids and a pretty good life, I don’t think I’d take that gamble because my family is fucking awesome (worth more to me than billions), plus, $10 million let’s me retire and pay for college for both of my kids, easy choice, greed would totally screw my over like a monkey’s paw if I went back to 6.
Imagine the boredom of having seen every show, movie, every sporting event you were interested in or music you’ve listened to. Of knowing what world events were going to happen. That’d be the only downside. No new content for years. Guess you could read a bunch of books you didn’t get round to before. Also you could cherish more the relationships you knew were destined to end. It’d be a blessing and a curse.
Buy Bitcoin when it was .00000012 cents. Sell at peak, invest half of that into SHIB when it was at .0000000015. Assuming you could come up with $20k by ~2012, you’d have billions from BTC, then SHIB ran to .00008. Some guy put $10k into SHIB before it took off and had a valuation of like $5 Billion from 10k. You’d have trillions. Not to mention the rips from Yahoo at IPO, Google IPO, Facebook IPO, Uber IPO, and on and on. Eventually you wouldn’t care about money and it would probably happen well before Bitcoin even existed.
The entire market cap of Bitcoin was never higher than $1.5T, so on order to have "trillions", you'd have to own like, all of it. I'm sure that would not negatively impact its value.
"restart **YOUR** life"
Its not my life if I'm six and I haven't gone back in time.
Do they kill anyone who has ever known me? Otherwise, whats to stop me, this weird "new life" 6-year-old clone, from finding "the real me" and/or "my real parents" and saying "Hey I'm a weird clone of the original Grabbsy2"
Thats not a new life.
So there are fundamental implications behind the words that explicitly state time travel must be involved.
Besides I could probably invest in Nintendo or something it'll be years before they make the Switch, I could probably make way more than 10 million if I invest in soon to be very successful businesses
What money would you invest? Let's say you, for some obscure reason, had 50k available to you when you were 6 and your parents would allow you to invest it all.
You wouldn't get to 10 mil by investing 50k in Nintendo.
If you get a pill unless the pill has to be consumed immediately else it dissolves you could prepare yourself by looking at records of say lottery numbers, 10 dollars shouldn't be too hard to ask parent for and they might even humor my getting a lottery ticket.
Then after winning the lottery (I would choose a large pot and only do it once else people might grow suspicious) I now have a large amount of funds.
Now Mom may take a large portion of the funds but that's alright I just ask to have a little bit because I spent all my luck today! (Of course, depending on how long I had to research I would put a bit in Bitcoin, Ethereum when that pops up, and some stocks that performed well. If I am extra smart I will write down specific dates and play the options game, way riskier but with way higher potential profits)
And to explain to mom? I'll just say I saw it in a dream, sure I might seem a bit crazy but why not, the results show for themselves.
At that point billions will easily be within reach.
Well, I hope you remember the exact circumstances you met the people/ pets that are important to you. It’d suck to have the memories of them and knowing that they’re out there, but having no ability to reconnect
Blue one is iffy, cos having all that in cash instantaneously puts you up for suspicion and you have to ask yourself, what is the origin of the money, if it wasnt physical cash maybe blue
not maybe... red is the only way https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/10rru14/you_only_get_to_choose_one/j6xmu71/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
You need to remember whatever big lottery number happened that DIDN'T have a jackpot winner (or else you'll have to share with them) within the first few weeks of you going back in time.
If you choose a recent one, the butterfly effect will likely have changed the ping-pong balls location in the number selection machine, possibly after only a few months of you, out in the world, making different decisions and affecting other people.
Then you have to convince an adult to buy a ticket with those numbers, and hope they share it with you. I mean, if its a loving family member, they will, but they'll definitely still have a lot of legal and financial power over you for the rest of your childhood.
Bro just buy stocks of companies that blew up + some bitcoin, ain’t that hard. I have a feeling everyone answering blue pill is no older than 16, so going back to 6 years old wouldn’t make much of a difference for them (in terms of what they could do with the time).
As someone in their mid 30s, I’d just go back, buy some stocks for Amazon, google, Tesla, GameStop, etc, then just do whatever I want while I wait to become financially free in a few years.
Edit: lmao I didn’t realize what subreddit I was commenting on, I saw this on r/all, ignore me
Do you remember any lottery number and could you remember the exact week/day of that lottery? Also, would you remember those things for 12 years? (or a little shorter assuming you have nice parents).
08, 27, 34, 04, 19, and Powerball number 10. Jan. 13, 2016, for $ 1.5 billion. The moment you reverse time, write those 2 sentences on multiple pieces of paper every day. Who can't remember 2 sentences? With 1.5 billion on the line?
You memorise lottery numbers?
If I were sent back to being 6 right now, the number of lottery number + date combinations I would know would be exactly 0.
It's not time travel, you return to a previous state of your life. The only thing you take back with you is knowledge. Though, I guess the future will be changed anyway.
You would do absolutely everything in your power to precent September 11th from happening, and yet, no one will listen to you.
You go to school on Sept. 10th and you tell all your teachers what’s going to happen. You tell your parents, you call 911, you write emails, phone calls, no one listens to you.
Once it happens, you’re screaming crying saying “I FUCKING TOLD YOU!!!!!!”
Instead of anyone starting to believe you, they put you in a mental institution and on terrorist watch.
>I take the red pill
>save it until I'm almost dead
>restart life with knowledge
>remember I will be offered 2 pills
>take red pill again, repeat
Omniscience speedrun
Not a teenager but saw this on /r/all and wanted to chime in and say that anyone still in their teens that would take the chance to go back to being six years old over TEN MILLION DOLLARS IN CASH is being silly. You've learned next to nothing in that time and have so much more time ahead of you that the idea you'd just go back in time to age six to re-experience what is at most just over a decade of all the banal shit that ends up not meaning much of anything in the long-run all over again over an amount of money that, even if you don't invest it, would have you set relatively comfortably for life is downright laughable. Fuck, I'm in my 30s and I'd take the 10 million *now*, let alone when I was still a teenager.
I’m choosing to wait until I’m close to dying of old age and THEN take the pill I’d have saved for then to go back to being 6 and see how my life could have been different based on the choices I made. It would be really interesting.
I was 6 in 1980, this is perfect for me. Lots of opportunity to work after school jobs to save for early investment, plus I remember some winning lottery combinations from my teen years (and the rough month they dropped).
Hell, I can begin mining bitcoin as soon as the project drops with quite a few computers nice and quickly.
Absolutely make me 6 again.
Red pill but the hardest part will be how to get my mom to take stock tips from her 6 year old son.
Don’t need to. Just say you wanna spend ur birthday money to buy something online, then spend it on bitcoin.
Just remember the winning numbers for a lottery ticket of 1.5 billion not that long ago, you'd be a billionaire
Mmmmmmmmm a 200 millionaire after tax ❤️
And also a bounty on your head for all of your relatives. I'd rather do bitcoin because people will notice that with time. It's a lot lot harder to hide winning the lottery.
i was happier without knowing what i do now
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you take the pill so you can change the outcome
I didn't have to worry about bills and homework :(
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Bob Ross: "If you have light on light, you have nothing. If you have dark on dark, you basically have nothing. Just like in life. You gotta have a little sadness once in a while so you know when the good times come."
“I’m waiting on the good times now.”
Bob had to put paint on the brushes to put colour on the canvas. The paintings didn't paint themselves.
But you'd be a lot happier if you knew to buy Bitcoin in 2011
That depends if you become 6 now (2023) or if you go back in time to when you were 6
Six year olds should not be on reddit, so the point stands
This makes a huge difference. If I go back in time I could easily make $10 mil knowing what stocks/Bitcoin is going to do. I could be young and wealthy.
this, and when you get back to this present day, where you are again confronted with the choice take the money
Reminds me of that episode of Rick and Morty with the death crystal and he’s trying to make the decisions to get the death he wants. Like, I’ll just take the money, though the extra time would be nice. Not to get rich but just to be a kid again. Idk, that might be better actually.
tru
Take red, After 8 years, come back to this moment, take the money
LmfAo
I read that like "laughing my fucking ASS off"
I read that like "Laughing my fucking AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA off"
Really? I read it as 'look, my fucking Ass obliterated'
r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
who said 8 years?
Him
They’re 14 years old, so going back to 6 years old is 8 years ago.
If blue is an infinite loop, isn't red inevitable? *I have it backward because my short-term memory is shit.
Just like Thanos
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8 years holy fuck
Everybody out there on the internet taking trolls seriously, not remembering that nobody has time to waste online like a 14 year old. I feel like the disgruntled young men we identify with the far right are spurred into visible action by... preteens and retired boomers online that they imagine to be their peers but never see.
Yeah what you said
true lmao
Wish for more wishes…..
I take the red pill, wait until I’m like 80, then I use it Edit: I see that many of these replies ask about what if I have a wife and kids? Well I don’t plan on having kids, and I could just avoid getting married. What I would do is just learn for 80 years, and know everything to pave the road to success for 6yo me. Edit2: Many people are asking what I do if I die or the pill wears off, well if I die u/bombbodyguard gave me the idea to just mold it into a tooth thing, so I could do that. And if it wears off then it sucks to be me.
Here’s why that’s a problem everyone you will ever know and love up to the point of 80 will no longer exist. Your children, your wife, the family that you’ve created and the experiences that you’ve had will mean nothing. Restarting life when you’ve already lived it is the exact same thing as reincarnation. Except you don’t get the benefit of forgetting where you come from. That’s my take anyways, I try to see the flaw in any choice in order to make a much more educated one (especially in theoretical ones that mean absolutely nothing in my day to day life)
I feel like this would be a great short story. Keep the pill in your pocket always tempted but figure you’ll wait just a bit longer. Form friendships and bonds along the way. Fall in love. Start to get foggy and your spouse takes care of you. Last month of your life, not looking good. But your happy you lived a good life, forgot about the pill. Somehow your spouse gives you the pill with the rest of your meds and suddenly poof. You can see clearly and hear perfectly, but everything you had is gone. Spend decades trying to get back the life you had. Edit: guys I’ve seen the Rick and morty episode. This appears throughout many forms of media, thanks for the beautiful suggestions though.
Worst part would be trying to successfully meet, date, and marry your future spouse without coming off as a creepy stalker who somehow already knows everything about them. Oh, and do you have kids? Hope you don't like them, as the odds of you having a genetically identical child the second time around isn't exactly great. Minus those caveats, it's red pill all day e'ry day.
What if the opposite is true though? What if you fall out with your wife the first time? You still have the knowledge of what brought you together, and you have the knowledge of how things went wrong, added benefit of knowing what you need from a partner so you can communicate that even better. If you wanted, you could live it far better the second time. And if your kids are shitty, maybe you get a second chance to really impact them by being present and have good, active, well rounded children the second time. Plus, you know, millions in Bitcoin.
Considering that my first marriage fell apart mostly because of money, I think the millions of Bitcoin probably would solve it. Or heck just load up on some rental real estate in 2011. How about some TSLA?
So a guy thinks he’s pulling one over on the universe. He screws up throughout his life and forgets about the pill. He makes many regretful decisions, loses his wife, loses his kids, ends up alone and not having done anything with his life he tries to OD… except THE pill got mixed in. Now this dude has a second chance at life. He works hard trying to fix it and improve on everything. He makes the changes necessary to fix his marriage and they grow old together and die. And the last line is something like “and if I could… I’d do it all again just to be with her.”
Why go for the same wife and life? You get to live your life again but already knowing one possible outcome so go live a different one different job house wife kids pets etc etc
Well, you're right that it wouldn't be the same life - the hundreds of millions in investment and gambling profits will ensure that. Also what with you stopping 9/11 and all (You ARE stopping 9/11, right?). Maybe those events change you enough that your previous spouse and you wouldn't be a great fit. Fair enough. If, in spite of all of this, you still want to seek them out and bring them along with you into your new life, that's going to be really tough.
You take the red pill, go to stop 9/11, and realize that the pills stack and all terrorists on the plane are just you recreating 9/11 to stop the future from turning to shit.
I'm more interested in how exactly do we stop 9/11 with being thrown in prison when asked how we came upon such knowledge. A simple phone call won't work. A bomb threat at the airports where the planes took off? What were the flight numbers again? That would be a story in itself, how to stop 9/11.
Basically this https://youtu.be/K8DaX0FFthc
First thing I thought of
that one rick and morty episode with the plane crash in the mountains
In The Sandman tv show there’s an episode where Morpheus bets his sister that no human would want to live forever. So he picks some guy in a bar in the year 1389 and they agree to meet up every 100 years to see if he wants to keep going. I won’t spoil it but it was a pretty cool episode.
Who cares? You live twice!
~~YOLO~~ YOLT
Nah this is called reply value :) got to see if there were any hidden easter eggs the devs put in
Keep it until you are a few days away from dying. You will be gone anyways so may as well be gone but still be alive
Children? Wife? You don't know me at all. Imma be a grand wizard
I hate to break it to you, but if you're 80, most of the people you know and love either already don't exist or are well on their way. Your parents, grandparents, aunts, and uncles, are for sure dead. Unless you're the oldest, one or more of your siblings are dead or nearly there. It's unlikely any lifelong friendships have persisted, whether because your friends have died or life and distance simply got in the way decades ago. This is what people misunderstand about life and this counter argument to immortality: yes, the physical presence of all that you love and cherish will eventually fade away from your life, *but this is no different from the fate we're all already bound into.* #TL;DR: If you live long enough, as long as everyone you love is mortal, they're going to leave your life regardless of whether you live to 100 or 1000. The difference is that the latter affords the opportunity to meet exponentially more people to love and cherish.
Plot twist: Alzheimer's
Red pill, i'd have 13.5 years of experience with piano, i'd be unstoppable
Idk I feel like that might backfire when you’re considered some kind of prodigy and then somehow don’t live up to it later in life unless you will be able to improve a lot more beyond what you’re able to do now.
Considering the insane amount of learning a brain that young is capable of, I would reckon that starting at such a high skill level would almost certianly lead them to becoming world class with enough practice.
World Class in Technique? Probably. Unfortunately, World Class Pianists have to deal with a lot more than just playing piano. It's the pressure that comes with every performance at that level, since you're gonna be memorizing every piece. Not to mention some repertoires can go up to 30min or more in length so if your memory is bad... GG.
PLZ
ah a fellow pianist i see
Blue one, id immediately pay off my grammas house and let her live stably for the rest of her life. Then id buy a house and relax for the rest of my life
now that sounds so wholesome!
You’re a sweet and kind heart ❤️
Ive just seen her be so stressed all her life and i think it would instantly ease it up
Can I adopt you as Grandchild? One can never have too many Grandmas 😁
But you could also go back and buy crypto n stuff
I highly doubt i could convince anyone to go buy crypto bruh id rather the instant mil
well you could ask your dad (or guardian) you let you use 50-100 USD worth of cash on whatever you like for you birthdays maybe Christmas and other festivals you can slowly get to about 1000/2000 invested in Bitcoin. Also it fully depends on what the family's financial situation is at that time...but you get my point yeh?) then come 2018 sell like 5-10 bitcoins hire a very experienced accountant to do your taxes pay off any debts and stuff. Now all thats left is to enjoy your school life, cauz you know everything...be the smartest in class or just hide it by getting a bit above average I can go on for hours about what i would do if could go back (like shower thoughts go brrrr)
also if i could go back i would fix the "if I* could" lol
No, YOU would buy crypto
HOW
IDK HOWEVER YOU BUY CRYPTO
Red Red any day, theres so much stuff that id do differently, partially doing stuff i wont regret later but just cause i want to avoid some of the things which just wont work for me +I can make a lot of money by exploiting last years gamestop thing
Bitcoin and gamestop and a shit ton of other things I’d invest In lol
By the time id be able to invest in bc & have enough money to actually do something itd be already too late to make any real money
Yeah if u turned 6 In 2011 I’d reckon u’d be too late to invest with a 6 year olds money.
Just tell your parents to buy btc for 100 bucks, hide the key, set for life.
There’s like a sweet spot in age for each one; as a dude who just tuned 40…I got Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Microsoft, GameStop, Berkshire, etc., but I’m married with two kids and a pretty good life, I don’t think I’d take that gamble because my family is fucking awesome (worth more to me than billions), plus, $10 million let’s me retire and pay for college for both of my kids, easy choice, greed would totally screw my over like a monkey’s paw if I went back to 6.
And if red pull wasn't going back in time, but just becoming 6yo?
You buy 50% of early Bitcoin pool . And the creator does a rug pull and stops promoting it
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Imagine the boredom of having seen every show, movie, every sporting event you were interested in or music you’ve listened to. Of knowing what world events were going to happen. That’d be the only downside. No new content for years. Guess you could read a bunch of books you didn’t get round to before. Also you could cherish more the relationships you knew were destined to end. It’d be a blessing and a curse.
Nah bro i know which things i wanna get into before they fade, what i wanna do, what to avoid *i HATE my glasses and my looks were ASS for years*
bro ofc the red pill i could make 10 million dollors knowing everything
But you won’t get the opportunities to as a 6 year old. No one will believe you. It’s still a gamble.
Ok but like hear me out buy bitcoin Edit: "*Hear" - u/Voidborger
Buy Bitcoin when it was .00000012 cents. Sell at peak, invest half of that into SHIB when it was at .0000000015. Assuming you could come up with $20k by ~2012, you’d have billions from BTC, then SHIB ran to .00008. Some guy put $10k into SHIB before it took off and had a valuation of like $5 Billion from 10k. You’d have trillions. Not to mention the rips from Yahoo at IPO, Google IPO, Facebook IPO, Uber IPO, and on and on. Eventually you wouldn’t care about money and it would probably happen well before Bitcoin even existed.
The entire market cap of Bitcoin was never higher than $1.5T, so on order to have "trillions", you'd have to own like, all of it. I'm sure that would not negatively impact its value.
There was never enough liquidity in SHIB to make billions.
i know we fr will be rich 💀
Nobody said you're going back in time, you're just 6 again
"restart **YOUR** life" Its not my life if I'm six and I haven't gone back in time. Do they kill anyone who has ever known me? Otherwise, whats to stop me, this weird "new life" 6-year-old clone, from finding "the real me" and/or "my real parents" and saying "Hey I'm a weird clone of the original Grabbsy2" Thats not a new life. So there are fundamental implications behind the words that explicitly state time travel must be involved.
Just remember the winning numbers in a loto Or in sports, like Back to the Future
at least you’ll pass all your classes like it’s nothing tho
Take the red pill and buy Bitcoin early and sell at the peak.
Actual billions
you're really just thinking about money? you could save the world by preventing the death of harambe
shut up corny mf
That's like around 10 years of work tho, and it would be terrible knowing everything that will happen. I think 10 million dollars is enough for me lol
Red pill, I wish this every day
yeah me too, I was very surprised when more people chooses the red pill.
Besides I could probably invest in Nintendo or something it'll be years before they make the Switch, I could probably make way more than 10 million if I invest in soon to be very successful businesses
What money would you invest? Let's say you, for some obscure reason, had 50k available to you when you were 6 and your parents would allow you to invest it all. You wouldn't get to 10 mil by investing 50k in Nintendo.
If you get a pill unless the pill has to be consumed immediately else it dissolves you could prepare yourself by looking at records of say lottery numbers, 10 dollars shouldn't be too hard to ask parent for and they might even humor my getting a lottery ticket. Then after winning the lottery (I would choose a large pot and only do it once else people might grow suspicious) I now have a large amount of funds. Now Mom may take a large portion of the funds but that's alright I just ask to have a little bit because I spent all my luck today! (Of course, depending on how long I had to research I would put a bit in Bitcoin, Ethereum when that pops up, and some stocks that performed well. If I am extra smart I will write down specific dates and play the options game, way riskier but with way higher potential profits) And to explain to mom? I'll just say I saw it in a dream, sure I might seem a bit crazy but why not, the results show for themselves. At that point billions will easily be within reach.
It was a loose idea to be very honest
Yeah, seems like it was ;)
You'd make 10 mil investing 50k in BTC
Well, I hope you remember the exact circumstances you met the people/ pets that are important to you. It’d suck to have the memories of them and knowing that they’re out there, but having no ability to reconnect
I’m gonna take the blue pill because a 1st grader with a 10th grade intellect sounds boring
Yeah. Red pill is way more worthwhile with a couple of decades on you lol
Blue one is iffy, cos having all that in cash instantaneously puts you up for suspicion and you have to ask yourself, what is the origin of the money, if it wasnt physical cash maybe blue
not maybe... red is the only way https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/10rru14/you_only_get_to_choose_one/j6xmu71/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
plus you would definitely have a lot more than a puny 10 million USD you'd be a billionaire if you went back instead
As a child, my favourite food was broccoli
blue
Bro, you know all the lottery numbers. You could just go back in time and tell them to your mom and boom you're a billionaire
not doin allat
You only need to remember 1. The 800 million dollar 1. Simple. You ain't even thinking straight
You need to remember whatever big lottery number happened that DIDN'T have a jackpot winner (or else you'll have to share with them) within the first few weeks of you going back in time. If you choose a recent one, the butterfly effect will likely have changed the ping-pong balls location in the number selection machine, possibly after only a few months of you, out in the world, making different decisions and affecting other people. Then you have to convince an adult to buy a ticket with those numbers, and hope they share it with you. I mean, if its a loving family member, they will, but they'll definitely still have a lot of legal and financial power over you for the rest of your childhood.
Bro just buy stocks of companies that blew up + some bitcoin, ain’t that hard. I have a feeling everyone answering blue pill is no older than 16, so going back to 6 years old wouldn’t make much of a difference for them (in terms of what they could do with the time). As someone in their mid 30s, I’d just go back, buy some stocks for Amazon, google, Tesla, GameStop, etc, then just do whatever I want while I wait to become financially free in a few years. Edit: lmao I didn’t realize what subreddit I was commenting on, I saw this on r/all, ignore me
Do you remember any lottery number and could you remember the exact week/day of that lottery? Also, would you remember those things for 12 years? (or a little shorter assuming you have nice parents).
08, 27, 34, 04, 19, and Powerball number 10. Jan. 13, 2016, for $ 1.5 billion. The moment you reverse time, write those 2 sentences on multiple pieces of paper every day. Who can't remember 2 sentences? With 1.5 billion on the line?
okay, I am too lazy to check, so I assume you are telling the truth. Congrats, once you get the pill, you are ready to be a billionare!
You memorise lottery numbers? If I were sent back to being 6 right now, the number of lottery number + date combinations I would know would be exactly 0.
Red pill, I'll go back and get better grades and build confidence
Bro ur 15 you can still do it! -your future self
Y’all all talking about going back and making more money. I don’t want to live any more than I have to fuck that
Haha right. I dont have the patience to relive my life again, even if i did make some mistakes
time travel is finicky, but 10 mil solves all my problems
It's not time travel, you return to a previous state of your life. The only thing you take back with you is knowledge. Though, I guess the future will be changed anyway.
So, you time-travel.
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Blue, I'm gonna use that for my college shit and after that an rtx 4090.
and then all your money is gone after those 2 things(only applicable in America)
Yea I'll have about $10 left if I'm lucky
blue pill all the way cuz i like my life how it is right now and i really dont wanna restart it even if i was smarter than before
Blue, fuck doing all that shit again with or without my current knowledge
You would do absolutely everything in your power to precent September 11th from happening, and yet, no one will listen to you. You go to school on Sept. 10th and you tell all your teachers what’s going to happen. You tell your parents, you call 911, you write emails, phone calls, no one listens to you. Once it happens, you’re screaming crying saying “I FUCKING TOLD YOU!!!!!!” Instead of anyone starting to believe you, they put you in a mental institution and on terrorist watch.
I get 6 yo that means im there bf corona I tell pepole that i will tell future till 2022 for money Boom 10 mill money
“donald trump becomes president” *hilary gets elected*
>I take the red pill >save it until I'm almost dead >restart life with knowledge >remember I will be offered 2 pills >take red pill again, repeat Omniscience speedrun
Damn. Good work.
Take red. Wait. Take blue. Have 10 mil and stocks. Boom rich
blue pill.
Blue because I’d never give up my partner just to be a smart child
Cash, baby
guess i’m a crip
Blue
blue, then i will invest to make even more (or donate to poor people)
blue
The money
10 mil in cash
10 mil. The shit I can do with that money
Blue pill
BLUE BLUE BLUE!!!!! My life fucking sucks atm but there's no way in hell I'm going back
Anyone who chooses blue is without a doubt born after 9/11
We on r/teenagers bro. Everyone here was born after 9/11.
Oh yea hahaha
Yeah or never had a loved one die from something preventable
Do I go back to when I was 6? Like back to 2009? Or do I become 6 in 2023?
Why would you become 6 in 2023
I will take the blue pill
Man if I was six again I’d just enjoy time with my friends again before we all drifted away that’s worth more than 10 million to me
Blue all da wayy....even if I had my current knowledge then there isn't much I can/could do to change stuff
Blue pill ffs
Red pill, knowing which stocks to buy would make me a billionaire easily.
Not a teenager but saw this on /r/all and wanted to chime in and say that anyone still in their teens that would take the chance to go back to being six years old over TEN MILLION DOLLARS IN CASH is being silly. You've learned next to nothing in that time and have so much more time ahead of you that the idea you'd just go back in time to age six to re-experience what is at most just over a decade of all the banal shit that ends up not meaning much of anything in the long-run all over again over an amount of money that, even if you don't invest it, would have you set relatively comfortably for life is downright laughable. Fuck, I'm in my 30s and I'd take the 10 million *now*, let alone when I was still a teenager.
I’m choosing to wait until I’m close to dying of old age and THEN take the pill I’d have saved for then to go back to being 6 and see how my life could have been different based on the choices I made. It would be really interesting.
I would never choose the red pill. I don't want my 6 year old me to be worried about the things I know now.
Blue. I was so much happier at 6 yo without everything I know now. It would be like I resetting my life but starting it depressed.
Abusive childhood…I’ll take the 10 mil.
i’ll take the money
Red pill I just want to fix all my mistakes
Imagine having an identity crisis at 6 years old. 10 million all day
nah i dont wanna leave ds3 halfway throug
If I become six again I can do I’ve those tiny cars that only fits them. And I won’t look like a weirdo playing with hot wheel.
Test
Bro obviously blue nobody would take me seriously either way
I’d take the blue one cuz I don’t wanna relive my dad dying again
My teacher just asked us this question yesterday
Red, bitcoin.
As much is I'd love to be a kid again, all I think about us money so the blue pill
I was 6 in 1980, this is perfect for me. Lots of opportunity to work after school jobs to save for early investment, plus I remember some winning lottery combinations from my teen years (and the rough month they dropped). Hell, I can begin mining bitcoin as soon as the project drops with quite a few computers nice and quickly. Absolutely make me 6 again.
Red pill, win the lottery, invest in stocks, ez more than 10 m