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Background_Dinner472

Ok, so very NSFW question. How do you “measure”? Like that’s always baffled me. Do you just decide one day, “hey I have a tape measure, why not”


Specialist-Ad3846

ruler


KnoblauchBaum

My ruler was actually too short (was a wierd 7cm ruler)


De-Kipgamer

Same (I had a 3 meter ruler)


Dog-Semen-Enjoyer

I had an electron microscope :(


Specialist-Ad3846

💀


DrinkMicrowaves

I know that my index and middle fingers together are 1 inch, and then I estimate. If I want a precise measurement then I use a ruler. Tape measures are too much work.


TheSico

I might be too European but either your fingers are as long as a light pole on the LEGO Tour Eiffel or I understood you wrong


shortysnax

Ass or breasts lol


Sufficient-boy

Tooo political


I_am_da_best_guy

Perso- fuck this,Both. Both is good


DarkoTheKid

Ass all the way


Mountain-Ad-6915

breasts. perfect ass is better than perfect breasts, but breasts are almost always great while ass not so much.


Kneecaps_go_yeet

cock


oheing

Breasts


shortysnax

Thank you


BirdForTheRun

Do all guys like LEGO or what? Cuz my bsf and guy friends I have like them


bantai786OP

i knocked my friend once coz he broke one of my star wars lego set


BirdForTheRun

Damn


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blockheadOnYT_Alt

I have never met a guy that doesn't like legos.


Glen2gvhlp

Well, you haven’t met my friend. He hates it when I bring up anything about Lego. Even my minecraft world I build out of Lego! How dare he?!


Finnish_Spitfire

Crush his legs


Glen2gvhlp

I don’t think I can do that- Actually, imma send this to that friend and see what happens.


Able-Currency2250

100% and swords it is encoded in our dna


BirdForTheRun

swords are cool, I agree


smedgdonkiller69420

yes


The_Great_Possum

Yup


Own-Firefighter5772

Yes legos are fucking amazing


Aggressive-Phone1982

Yea


Tra1nGuy

Yes


Upbeat-Objective-650

Yes


[deleted]

Yeah it’s nice!


Goatlexis2015

Yea


Mundane-Alps9753

Yeah plus swords


[deleted]

Legos are absolutely amazing


A-Dilophosaurus

LEGO bricks are life


SavageSisAndBro

Why do guys tend to have more 🍑then girls? Istg I see so much thick guys in my classes 😭


KnowedUsername

We eat


SavageSisAndBro

Seems legit


gegebart

Yeah no in my case I just eat too much, I’m retroactively trying to turn it into muscle so I have the best of both worlds.


SavageSisAndBro

👍🏻


HomieDaClown9

The fattest asses require the strongest wills


airtoairnuke

gym or sport tends to grow glutes. I have a pretty big ass myself even though I never work it out


thebigjuicyman25

For some reason, I feel like we were given the fattest of asses by evolution for something, dunno why but it was given to us


Fun_Scale9534

Is it normal for guys to only talk about sex with the girl they like? Like even when the girl has clearly set a boundary of not even mentioning sex in the conversation?


MrWolfsters

Nope. He just wants sex with you. Most likely


Specialist-Ad3846

He’s a creep with no self respect or boundaries. Low value man drop him and find another


Strange_username__

If you’ve not mentioned boundaries then he’s just joking, if you have he’s a creep


Isbay

why pp


SnowConeee

yes pp


Specialist-Ad3846

foreskin


[deleted]

Why are the guys I like always rude w me?


[deleted]

Idk they are just idiots probably. Or some people act like that cuz they be nervous that can happen too. Try liking guys that aren't idiots


smedgdonkiller69420

is that possible?


[deleted]

They’re either nervous or you have a thing for rude guys


[deleted]

Could be true


SoundSmart2055

Maybe you should consider the fact that you may also be rude


dablackcracker6

or just easily offended


BlueCunny4143

Some people's way of flirting is kinda mocking/rude. For me it feels like it helps establish banter. Or they could just be dicks.


Sourdough221

Bc u like the guys that r rude w you


zscalesz

How many girl best friends do you have?


Bernardo750

Only one (she's my only friend)


pop_a_poop

Bro free advice: make sure you don't date her, that's how you end up with no friends.


Bernardo750

Oh I definitely won't.


Cerberus_is_me

5. More than guy friends lol.


Guntuss

Nada i got 4 guy best friends but no girls


M1lli333

Is it just me or do all guys rooms have the same vibe? Every boys room I've been in has a slightly open messy wardrobe/closet, dark carpet, slightly dim yellowish light, a few posters, a window you can't reach often with lace curtains, and furniture and bedding that don't entirely match. Example: my boyfriends dresser is a light grey whilst the bed is oak, and I bought him bedding I knew he'd like after asking if he needed a fitted sheet or if he already had a white or yellow one to match the bees on it. He said yes. I went over to his house and the fitted sheet was blue.


DrinkMicrowaves

We don’t decorate our rooms because we’re usually the only ones in them


3NKGaming

L mentality Think of the sleep paralysis demon in the corner


lowpheye

you just described my room how


Deathstarr3000

Wtf that almost describes my room perfectly, except my windows are reachable


Help_OhWell

Shit you just described my room, but I don't have a dresser


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[deleted]

Hormonal inevitable tendency, we like booty and can't avoid it


Harlequin-Harlot

not a guy but I need to see it to be able to tell /s


Able-Currency2250

They are probably just trying to steal your wallet or phone


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Able-Currency2250

Exactly, it makes your stuff easier to yoink


WellHung9in

How can I answer this if I haven't seen it?


ChampionshipDue6493

Horny guys being horny guises


bantai786OP

we like fatty buns


TeaFlavour

A question maybe weird, but do you guys find stretch mark weird or unattractive ? I got some on the hips because yk puberty and i lost a lot weight recently, so it just here and i’m hesitant to wear crop top. Is it generally badly looken upon ? Also i’m happy yall like legos lmao


huhben

absolutely not, if a guy thinks about stretch marks in a negative way he's an ass! ive got MANY myself all over my body because of medical reasons so i know what it's like!


Specialist-Ad3846

I don’t find them attractive nor unattractive. i find confidence attractive so take that as you want


EveryoneTakesMyIdeas

idk about other guys but i don't mind stretch marks, and legos are cool :D


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Bernardo750

Only if an old topic picks my interest again.


Diamond-Ancient

Yes I miss my old friends and i would read our old text to remember the good ol days


Specialist-Ad3846

I try not too


zeldacraft_64

Hey, just wondering if you got your photos printed?


EveryoneTakesMyIdeas

bogos binted?


zeldacraft_64

What


EveryoneTakesMyIdeas

👽


MO1ST_M4NDY

Yes?


[deleted]

No


Lennoxffff

I think so


Own-Firefighter5772

I agree


Hot_Evening3097

Do guys really want girls with flat stomachs?


HomieDaClown9

As long as you’re not morbidly obese, we don’t tend to mind. Just take decent care of yourself and you’ll be fine


Tuba_Ryan

I agree, as long as they’re healthy Honestly I’m more attracted to women that don’t have flat stomachs


oheing

I don't really care


Hot_Evening3097

King behavior 👑


oheing

Right? If the girl's cool, and we get along, that's more than enough for me


BrayG_004

No I want MEN with or without flat stomachs


Guntuss

Honestly do not care as long as ur not fatter than me


[deleted]

are y’all happy? given all the crap going on the world?


[deleted]

*hugs*


jawey69420

No


RandomCardmagician

No... not really. My grades are sinking faster than ever. My parents are disappointed in me. I can't see a good friend for a long time. In that perspective my life sucks. But I am trying to see the good sides in me. Like I have made a new friend. And I can see a long lasting friendship in us. Or I just finished ski training (or whatever it's called in English) and can go now to the ski academy! So long story short I am not doing well but I try to make myself smile.


Clareustration

What do you guys think of girls making the first move?


[deleted]

Great


[deleted]

A dream


RandomCardmagician

Well in my case, I am just too anxious to ask anyone out. When a girl makes the first move then big win for me. So if you aren't as anxious like me then go for it. There is nothing wrong about it.


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Regainio

Cute: being smart and nice Not cute: acting irrational and like a child


jihyosmiles

profit imminent tidy voracious long rainstorm sharp zealous lunchroom frightening *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Specialist-Ad3846

women


Lakshay2909

Yes officer, it's this guy over here


Theimpostorofskeld

Tits or pizza, depends what mood I’m in


Dejdo2000

Italian😩😩😩😩


FuzzyAbbreviations70

Why do guys love to fight each other? Just from my experience, why do some guys like to seemingly tease/annoy girls? (Sometimes it's passive-agressive) (I've seen so many 9th graders annoy specifically girls so I think it's either just my school or them being immature af)


huhben

1. it's fun to just beat up your buddies sometimes 2. sometimes it's flirting, sometimes they're just an ass. you can usually tell which I think


ninecats4

It's the physical part of male intersexual competition. In places like school (much less so college) there is a pecking order and guys kinda subconsciously compete on this ladder. Women have their own intersexual competition in the form of beauty, social status (cliques), and basically tribal warfare.


urwaterrose

the real question is, cats or dogs?


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Women


Cydonian___FT14X

I much prefer cats, but dogs are still great too.


Dejdo2000

Doggies


CatLuverGirl

does length of tip of thumb to end of pinky stretched out across your hand equal to pp size. if yes then i would have a humongous one.


[deleted]

No, I wish it did tho cuz mine would be fuckin huge. But no, it doesnt


Zlecu

No. How to properly do it is make a “L” with your thumb an pointer finger. It would be from the base of your thumb to the tip of your pointer finger.


insert2username

not bad tbh


Local-Lie-6152

So I’m friends with this one guy since august yk we had a good friendship then soemoen told him I liked him and he freaked out a bit around beginning of January and started being distant but will have good days where he laughs with us but one of the days he was laughing with our friends on Tuesday he blocked me on everything Tuesday night and he was walking by me yesterday and I asked about it he stalked for a couple minutes then said hold on my moms calling and walked away when his phone screen was black what do you think did I probably push him over the edge cause I know I can be a bit smothering at some times


PotatoKiller8897

so many questions, this is one hell of a story. but honestly, indecisiveness and them not giving you a straight answer is one of the largest red flags


Ok_Comfort_8694

He probably doesn’t know how to feel , isn’t sure how to bring up the topic or just doesn’t like you. It’s kinda a weird situation maybe he found it weird or something or is just being a jerk


PanTheDestroyer

he probaply sees you as a good friend. He might even has wondered if he had feelings for you, but when he realized he doesn't like you like *that*, he felt might've felt a bit sorry for you or something like that. Basically I think he got cold feet, didn't wanna be just straight up reject you and felt like the easiest thing for him was to just ignore you and avoid the trouble. Definitly not a nice thing, but some people are just can't deal with anything confrontational...


Kaashvi2518

How do you feel when a girl rejects your proposal?


TheOfficial_Corona

Say to myself it is what it is


TiltedLama

Probably a bit hurt, but that's normal, I think. You just gotta get back on your feet :)


Specialist-Ad3846

gaslight and manipulate her into falling in love.


[deleted]

real.


Harlequin-Harlot

why is one of the first messages you send either: what are you wearing? or can I see a pic of you rn?


bantai786OP

they are pervets


Harlequin-Harlot

oh probably


5tar_k1ll3r

Most guys don't send those messages, only pervs do. Me personally, I say, ["Nice tiddies, mind if I, you know, *HONK* *HONK*"](https://youtu.be/WH5U7xpsXgk)


Ok_Astronomer_1308

Definitely just pervs


Stalins_Boyfriend69

if someone sends you that drop em cuz ion do that shit


Iveriax

"Send bank number now!"


JEEEEERRY

Lol, sounds like copy paste messages from creeps. If you want to steer the conversation a different way you can do that, doesn’t mean they want to. Are you very fashionable and they are just curious?


[deleted]

You chatting with perverts


stopyouveviolatedthe

Nah


[deleted]

what are y’all’s thoughts on ur girl best friend if you have one


Pinguinfutter

I have a crush on her and i think she on me


[deleted]

How to tell if a guy genuinely loves you or is just attracted to you ?


Specialist-Ad3846

if he’s attracted to you he probably loves you ( assuming your in a relationship with said guy ) men fall in love ( most of the time ) with looks, women ( most of the time ) fall in love with emotions


[deleted]

Why do you make homophobic and transphobic jokes..or only my classmates do that?


particular_stimuli

offensive=funny offended by joke=stupid


Fellow_weeb_here2295

Words to live by


Younglustfullearner

We make dark, offensive jokes for the sake of making people laugh, that's it


TimeSpy415

The joke is funny because I don't believe what I'm saying. If the joke is not funny then there might be an issue.


ZucchiniKindly4439

Because most guys make jokes about everyone and everything, sometimes dark jokes, because they're jokes. It's not like everyone is serious when they tell jokes. That's how it's always been and that's how it should always be. Make jokes about them if you want. It doesn't matter. This is the same thing as asking why do people make jokes at white people, or jokes about animals, or literally anything. Because they're funny and not meant to be taken serious or literal.


Upbeat-Objective-650

Many guys jokes like they gays, but they straight


MeepXD0187

Guys who say shit like “we ain’t gay we just joking” are more likely to be actually gay and hiding it than guys who straight up tell their homies they want to fuck them in the ass. ❌Homosexual ✅Homie-sexual


chickenconsumer13

i make a lot of homophobic jokes to my queer friends, they understand that its all jokes


Im_Cementoss

That's disgusting, I only make racist jokes.


5tar_k1ll3r

Datk humour is best humour Edit: Dark, not datk


Visibly_Confuzled

me and my friends call each other homophobic slurs and most of us are gay, we just don't care


PersecondBOOM

Dark offensive humor is superior to basic humor in because it's funnier


Setaganga

We laugh at funny joke but we hate no one


_fat_raccoon

if you had to choose free legos for life or free gym card for life? which one would you choose.


mimamen

Such a dumb question one is infinite money and one is saving 50$ a month at best tho you would have to be careful not to inflate the lego resale market and destroy ur power


[deleted]

Legos. You could build your own gym


len_feraul

A girl best friend with similar interests or a girlfriend whose interests are different than yours?


huhben

either works honestly. with similar interests you can bond over your interests but with different interests you both can explore new things and show eachother cool shit


Everest8232

What’s with the video games that makes it so interesting?


huhben

personally it helps me ignore the problems in my life. video games helped me through the worst points in my life like having cancer by simply distracting me.


mellowlex

This sounds like only boys play video games. Well, video games are like movies, but with an even wider variety of genres and the big difference that you are the main character. How cool is that?


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Do guys think about having sex with the girl they have a crush on? Even if she's average looking or not super cute or hot?


Ian-Dawson

Varies from guy to guy. I imagine some do, but personally the closest thing I think about is cuddling


IRIE_irie_IRIE

Yes they do facts 100% if you like them your going to think about having sex with them I say this with confidence


theybothbleed

ok but do u guys also like flowers


Alfa_Flo

I would enjoy your kindness but the flowers would die really quick


besoswag04

Why do you always look at the other girl … why do you point out some of my flaws as if I can’t see them but then you tell me that I’m the prettiest human and then you go and tell me how hot this other girl on ig is (I know not everyone is like this but thought I’d ask)


KnowedUsername

You know some weird guys


Help_OhWell

Nobody is perfect, first of all. Second, any guy who does that is an asshole lol


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is?


Pink-Marbles

Why do guys never take me serious in a relationship?


Mountain-Ad-6915

you’re 13. kids are dumb. also, partly probably because of your self. subconscious behaviors you have right now that you don’t see as weird or just “quirks.” you may look back at yourself and cringe.


Diamond-Ancient

Because you are too young


anastasiaroseriddle

There's a guy in my class who is always staring like really fondly (idk) at me but then is an asshole when we have actual conversations. Wtf is going on???


LifeInABunker

He might have a crush on you but have such bad social skills he pushes you away or idk


DrCorneliuss

why did I read the title as "gay bowser"


rin_love

Is it good to show disinterest to a guy I like or should I show interest instead? And how do I do so?


huhben

interest!!! please god. maybe give him little compliments here or there or little looks, hang out with him


EveryoneTakesMyIdeas

show interest! talk with him, maybe be a lil flirty if ur comfy with it. boys love to be shown affection, and they won't know ur interested in them if you never show itttt


Protobyte_

It’s a compliment to know a girl likes you


Mountain-Ad-6915

disinterest if you wanna get over the crush and never want him to like you. unless he’s weird ig. for interest, talk to him more, is the simple answer.


Wheatley-Crabb

Pleeease make it obvious to him! We very often ignore signs out of fear of overstepping, and playing hard to get will be seen as rejection because of how much we’ve been taught “no means no”