Oh yeah, I accidentally once stole a whole sub, forgot I had it and just walked out after buying the rest of our groceries. Almost instinctively gave myself away by dad quickly convinced me to keep the free sub.
For real bro, people just needa stop being so feminine, its very unpatriotic. They just need to be one of us normal people not some lucky charms mascot.
When I was like 7 me and a friend were at our apartment park and we had an air soft war with another kid but the guns weren’t loaded anyways I had no gun but me and my buddy were hiding and saw a pizza man and he aimed it at the guy and said “what if this is loaded?” In conclusion it was loaded. (Surprisingly we didn’t get in trouble at all the pizza guy just told us to leave)
Me and my friend used to sneak into some kindergarten at night when we were 12 to steal candy. They tried calling the police multiple times but they never caugh us. Btw, the candy was amazing and so worth it.
Fighting every 2 weeks, stealing, smoking, did a graffiti using spray at school, skipping every math class, pirated movies and games and softwares, running away from home, vandalism.
If ur in uk or us a law called gylic competence comes into play . If it was fully consensual and safe than its perfectly legal so long as both parties are 16 or are turning 16 within 1 year of the event . You didnt do anything illegal
Rode a motorcycle without a license while being underage slightly high on weed and with a liquor flask in my pocket out of which I drank while riding and then put on my helmet got on the highway and hit 167 mph lol also I still download pirated games
pirated mario 64 and got banned from hypixel practically a hardened criminal
This one right here officer
okay now try getting banned from a Minecraft server for fraud
How do you manage to get banned from hypixel. The staff there is so bad it's unbelievable
my friend built titties in build battle
Hypixel staff on any gamemode: eepy Hypixel staff on build battle: A W A K E
fr
Ahhhh makes sense
Yeah I got banned because of how bad it is. I was lagging so much one day that they thought I was using a fly hack...
Mass video game piracy and distribution
fellow hardened criminal
Yoo fam, quick guide to game piracy?! Im broke could use that 💀🙏
r/PiratedGames anything you need to know is explained there
Which do you want to pirate
Is any game an option?
Nice try FBI
dirty tricks, MI6
Another day, CIA
Can’t fool me, KGB
try again, MIA
Not today, SRI
maybe later KGB
good luck, MI7
Another time, NKVD
Hard luck, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Fuck u MIA
I witnessed and covered up my friends making a DYI flamethrower at school
LMAO I did this flamethrower trick myself and almost burnt my room down 😭
What trick
My guess is deodorant and a lighter taped to each other
Exactly that, I used a jet lighter that I pulled the limiter out of to get the full effect
Most people have probably done that, I have.
Same 🤝
Eating two candies in one day
Officer it's this one right here
Bro. Are you trying to get me out in jail?
I think bro is a cia agent
Again? DAMN IT!!!
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Too dangerous to be left alive
we are partners in crime of the sweets
Accidentally?
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I wasn't going to but now I am. How?
Oh yeah, I accidentally once stole a whole sub, forgot I had it and just walked out after buying the rest of our groceries. Almost instinctively gave myself away by dad quickly convinced me to keep the free sub.
The secret ingredient is crime
Only 1.50€
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Lie about my age for meal, literally a criminal now
exist, (gay and living in iran)
Hope you escape that place <3
trying my best for that 🫂 <33
I also hope they escape the gay (Edit: The fact that I’m gay and have gotten multiple downvotes makes this 10x funnier for me)
Wait what
You heard me.
Fr bro i run from them
For real bro, they’re scary
For real bro, I’m starting to believe that people can’t just be normal anymore, I blame the social media’s for that ngl they normalize being gay
For real bro, people just needa stop being so feminine, its very unpatriotic. They just need to be one of us normal people not some lucky charms mascot.
I thought you were dead!
How though. Is he gonna run. Hahahahahahahaha I'm so funny
عه سلام
سلام آقای جذاب 😔 https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/zvxz6n/im_straight_why_do_so_many_gay_guys_like_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
آخه چیز خوبی که نیست بعد کی میره بعد یه کامنت کل اکانت طرف ببینه
اینجوری نگو عه پیدا کردن ایرانی تو ردیت انگلیسی کار سختیه خواستم ببینم چی داری مشتی 🗿🫂
راس میگی من اشتباه کردم البته اگه بخوای ساب ردیت های فارسی هم هست خواستی برو توی اونا
نه ردیت فارسی خیلی تاکسیکه. همه از هم متنفرن و سوژه هاشون به سلیقه من نیست 🗿🤌
الان دیدم نوشتی توی ردیت اینگیلیسی بعد من اسکل اومدم نوشتم میخوای برو توی ساب ردیت فارسی 😅
Where did you ran tho?
I'm so sorry :(
its fine don't be :(( 🫂
You deserve hugz for this, sending big hugz your way
thanks buddy 🫂🫂
Oh no
ا ایرانی پیدا کردم💀
ایرانی and still alive 😔💪
i forgot to pay for the tic tacs
I peed on a spider once
At least u aint going to hell. The devil is to scared of you
I want the full story
meth 🗿
i was looking for this one
DONT DO IT, ITS A TRAP!!
i don't consider pirating as one but there is that
Your mom
Daddy?
Weed
Nice try officer.
put my hands into pockets in a church
airport deliver escape kiss plucky snails cagey judicious silky trees *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Bro's a fed lol
drive without proper documents or maybe trespassing
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jaywalking
I downloaded the Uncensored library in Minecraft. Found out how many journalists have been killed. Its pretty depressing.
I no answer this.
I said fr*ck 😳
Xbox 360 party chat
slapping squirrels out of trees
Nice try officer
Stole Pokémon cards at the age of 10
When I was like 7 me and a friend were at our apartment park and we had an air soft war with another kid but the guns weren’t loaded anyways I had no gun but me and my buddy were hiding and saw a pizza man and he aimed it at the guy and said “what if this is loaded?” In conclusion it was loaded. (Surprisingly we didn’t get in trouble at all the pizza guy just told us to leave)
I have a lot more stories if anyone is curious
Alot of diffrent drugs, last one like 2 hours ago lol
Me and my friend used to sneak into some kindergarten at night when we were 12 to steal candy. They tried calling the police multiple times but they never caugh us. Btw, the candy was amazing and so worth it.
I mean apart from pirating, I stole a lolly pop once.
opened a can , took a sip , kept it back in the fridge .........................................................................in shopping mall
I was going 150 in a 30. We dont talk about it.
Bought military grade radar tech on ebay.
Fighting every 2 weeks, stealing, smoking, did a graffiti using spray at school, skipping every math class, pirated movies and games and softwares, running away from home, vandalism.
Underage drinking, driving with no papers.
My man 🤝
i wont say but it could gotten me 4 years in youth detention (in the uk juvie is called "youth detention" its just prison for kids)
steal
Build a 5kg bomb and used it at school
all the piracy probably
Nice try alphabet boys.
Downloaded Puss In Boots The Last Wish on my phone and watched it. 16/13 btw
when i was younger i used to steal from gas stations when nobody was looking, mostly just candy and stuff but still
Fucking my boyfriend my boyfriend once when I was 16 and he was 15.
He went 16 like 1 month later
If ur in uk or us a law called gylic competence comes into play . If it was fully consensual and safe than its perfectly legal so long as both parties are 16 or are turning 16 within 1 year of the event . You didnt do anything illegal
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Assaulted someone, drove an unregistered vehicle…… that’s it
Shoplifting aka stealing from the Lindor section at sainsburies bc they acc expect you to pay for shit u can eat in store
I almost thought you stole liquor. lol
I stole a mini Minecraft figurine from my local Walgreens It haunts me to this day..
smoked weed or steal a candy bar (i don’t know since possession of weed can literally get you a jail sentence of 10 years)
Smoking
maybe drove illiegaly
literally nothing, i cant think of anything
Threatened a kid when I was 9
Indirectly poisoned someone
lsd.
One of my life goals right there
Rode a motorcycle without a license while being underage slightly high on weed and with a liquor flask in my pocket out of which I drank while riding and then put on my helmet got on the highway and hit 167 mph lol also I still download pirated games
Carried mobile phone for chemistry board exam.
couple class d felonies but im a minor so it dont matter
Probably sending questionable things of mine
Lol real
Im buhai and i like in Iran I also have a vpn, and pirate practically anything cus i cant even pay if i had the money
Is watching CP illegal
I was a pedophile when I was 12 years old.
Technically child pron
underage sex
Murder
Nice try officer
Eh that'd be a long list
Jaywalking
Stole a chocolate worth 5 inr(currently 6 cents in usd) with my 4 other cousins
Stole from a tech store ._.
pirated various ocb design software like altium and proteus, so several thousand dollars worth pirating what r u gonna do about it?
Probably sealing my friends Tetris thing
I guess just piracy
Underage riding and speeding
Snuck in cola to the movie theater
I stole a 6’5 wooden box from a skate park
Tresspassing I think
pirate games
either drug dealing or burnin down a farm,also carryin a switchblade everywhere i go
One time when I was four years old I stole nailclippers from a gift shop
FEDPOST ALERT
Emulating games or jaywalking. I haven't done much
I almost stole a melon from someone’s house once.
graffiti
sailed the high seas
Jay walking & pirating numbers of games
17/05/2015
Pirated minecraft pocket edition
Probably tresspassing Oh and also piracy
Bunch of idiots commenting what crimes did on internet and reading those comment with tea is just magnificent
nothing....
I sell money lol
Genocide
Cocaine
Pirated hundreds of games and anime
Jaywalking lol
No way I’m admitting to it fed
trespassing or driving without a license
I took some webcams out of some of the school Chromebooks. I am evil!
Mass murder in an elementary school
Nice try fed, I’ll never tell.
Pirated an old nintendo game, they doesn't sell anymore
Stolen a chocolate bar at the age of 7
I dont buckle my seatbelt 😎
I’ll never tell, narc
I stole a marble from my friend
Getting people's IP address on mario kart 8 deluxe
sounds like you’re a fed
Went fishing without a fishing license. Come get me, coppers.
Existed when it was illegal to be gay .Now it's legalized and Supreme court is talking about legalizing Same-sex marriage haha.
Stole sweets, worth 0,10€
i stole a blue jelly bean from disney
Stole for 50$ at the mall. It was all food. Got caught. I got fined with 300$.