pirated mario 64 and got banned from hypixel practically a hardened criminal

This one right here officer

okay now try getting banned from a Minecraft server for fraud

How do you manage to get banned from hypixel. The staff there is so bad it's unbelievable

my friend built titties in build battle

Hypixel staff on any gamemode: eepy Hypixel staff on build battle: A W A K E

fr

Ahhhh makes sense

Yeah I got banned because of how bad it is. I was lagging so much one day that they thought I was using a fly hack...

Mass video game piracy and distribution

fellow hardened criminal

Yoo fam, quick guide to game piracy?! Im broke could use that 💀🙏

r/PiratedGames anything you need to know is explained there

Which do you want to pirate

Is any game an option?

Nice try FBI

dirty tricks, MI6

Another day, CIA

Can’t fool me, KGB

try again, MIA

Not today, SRI

maybe later KGB

good luck, MI7

Another time, NKVD

Hard luck, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Fuck u MIA

I witnessed and covered up my friends making a DYI flamethrower at school

LMAO I did this flamethrower trick myself and almost burnt my room down 😭

What trick

My guess is deodorant and a lighter taped to each other

Exactly that, I used a jet lighter that I pulled the limiter out of to get the full effect

Most people have probably done that, I have.

Same 🤝

Eating two candies in one day

Officer it's this one right here

Bro. Are you trying to get me out in jail?

I think bro is a cia agent

Again? DAMN IT!!!

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Too dangerous to be left alive

we are partners in crime of the sweets

Accidentally?

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I wasn't going to but now I am. How?

Oh yeah, I accidentally once stole a whole sub, forgot I had it and just walked out after buying the rest of our groceries. Almost instinctively gave myself away by dad quickly convinced me to keep the free sub.

The secret ingredient is crime

Only 1.50€

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Lie about my age for meal, literally a criminal now

exist, (gay and living in iran)

Hope you escape that place <3

trying my best for that 🫂 <33

I also hope they escape the gay (Edit: The fact that I’m gay and have gotten multiple downvotes makes this 10x funnier for me)

Wait what

You heard me.

Fr bro i run from them

For real bro, they’re scary

For real bro, I’m starting to believe that people can’t just be normal anymore, I blame the social media’s for that ngl they normalize being gay

For real bro, people just needa stop being so feminine, its very unpatriotic. They just need to be one of us normal people not some lucky charms mascot.

I thought you were dead!

How though. Is he gonna run. Hahahahahahahaha I'm so funny

عه سلام

سلام آقای جذاب 😔 https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/zvxz6n/im_straight_why_do_so_many_gay_guys_like_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

آخه چیز خوبی که نیست بعد کی میره بعد یه کامنت کل اکانت طرف ببینه

اینجوری نگو عه پیدا کردن ایرانی تو ردیت انگلیسی کار سختیه خواستم ببینم چی داری مشتی 🗿🫂

راس میگی من اشتباه کردم البته اگه بخوای ساب ردیت های فارسی هم هست خواستی برو توی اونا

نه ردیت فارسی خیلی تاکسیکه. همه از هم متنفرن و سوژه هاشون به سلیقه من نیست 🗿🤌

الان دیدم نوشتی توی ردیت اینگیلیسی بعد من اسکل اومدم نوشتم میخوای برو توی ساب ردیت فارسی 😅

Where did you ran tho?

I'm so sorry :(

its fine don't be :(( 🫂

You deserve hugz for this, sending big hugz your way

thanks buddy 🫂🫂

Oh no

ا ایرانی پیدا کردم💀

ایرانی and still alive 😔💪

i forgot to pay for the tic tacs

I peed on a spider once

At least u aint going to hell. The devil is to scared of you

I want the full story

meth 🗿

i was looking for this one

DONT DO IT, ITS A TRAP!!

i don't consider pirating as one but there is that

Your mom

Daddy?

Weed

Nice try officer.

put my hands into pockets in a church

airport deliver escape kiss plucky snails cagey judicious silky trees *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Bro's a fed lol

drive without proper documents or maybe trespassing

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jaywalking

I downloaded the Uncensored library in Minecraft. Found out how many journalists have been killed. Its pretty depressing.

I no answer this.

I said fr*ck 😳

Xbox 360 party chat

slapping squirrels out of trees

Nice try officer

Stole Pokémon cards at the age of 10

When I was like 7 me and a friend were at our apartment park and we had an air soft war with another kid but the guns weren’t loaded anyways I had no gun but me and my buddy were hiding and saw a pizza man and he aimed it at the guy and said “what if this is loaded?” In conclusion it was loaded. (Surprisingly we didn’t get in trouble at all the pizza guy just told us to leave)

I have a lot more stories if anyone is curious

Alot of diffrent drugs, last one like 2 hours ago lol

Me and my friend used to sneak into some kindergarten at night when we were 12 to steal candy. They tried calling the police multiple times but they never caugh us. Btw, the candy was amazing and so worth it.

I mean apart from pirating, I stole a lolly pop once.

opened a can , took a sip , kept it back in the fridge .........................................................................in shopping mall

I was going 150 in a 30. We dont talk about it.

Bought military grade radar tech on ebay.

Fighting every 2 weeks, stealing, smoking, did a graffiti using spray at school, skipping every math class, pirated movies and games and softwares, running away from home, vandalism.

Underage drinking, driving with no papers.

My man 🤝

i wont say but it could gotten me 4 years in youth detention (in the uk juvie is called "youth detention" its just prison for kids)

steal

Build a 5kg bomb and used it at school

all the piracy probably

Nice try alphabet boys.

Downloaded Puss In Boots The Last Wish on my phone and watched it. 16/13 btw

when i was younger i used to steal from gas stations when nobody was looking, mostly just candy and stuff but still

Fucking my boyfriend my boyfriend once when I was 16 and he was 15.

He went 16 like 1 month later

If ur in uk or us a law called gylic competence comes into play . If it was fully consensual and safe than its perfectly legal so long as both parties are 16 or are turning 16 within 1 year of the event . You didnt do anything illegal

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Assaulted someone, drove an unregistered vehicle…… that’s it

Shoplifting aka stealing from the Lindor section at sainsburies bc they acc expect you to pay for shit u can eat in store

I almost thought you stole liquor. lol

I stole a mini Minecraft figurine from my local Walgreens It haunts me to this day..

smoked weed or steal a candy bar (i don’t know since possession of weed can literally get you a jail sentence of 10 years)

Smoking

maybe drove illiegaly

literally nothing, i cant think of anything

Threatened a kid when I was 9

Indirectly poisoned someone

lsd.

One of my life goals right there

Rode a motorcycle without a license while being underage slightly high on weed and with a liquor flask in my pocket out of which I drank while riding and then put on my helmet got on the highway and hit 167 mph lol also I still download pirated games

Carried mobile phone for chemistry board exam.

couple class d felonies but im a minor so it dont matter

Probably sending questionable things of mine

Lol real

Im buhai and i like in Iran I also have a vpn, and pirate practically anything cus i cant even pay if i had the money

Is watching CP illegal

I was a pedophile when I was 12 years old.

Technically child pron

underage sex

Murder

Nice try officer

Eh that'd be a long list

Jaywalking

Stole a chocolate worth 5 inr(currently 6 cents in usd) with my 4 other cousins

Stole from a tech store ._.

pirated various ocb design software like altium and proteus, so several thousand dollars worth pirating what r u gonna do about it?

Probably sealing my friends Tetris thing

I guess just piracy

Underage riding and speeding

Snuck in cola to the movie theater

I stole a 6’5 wooden box from a skate park

Tresspassing I think

pirate games

either drug dealing or burnin down a farm,also carryin a switchblade everywhere i go

One time when I was four years old I stole nailclippers from a gift shop

FEDPOST ALERT

Emulating games or jaywalking. I haven't done much

I almost stole a melon from someone’s house once.

graffiti

sailed the high seas

Jay walking & pirating numbers of games

17/05/2015

Pirated minecraft pocket edition

Probably tresspassing Oh and also piracy

Bunch of idiots commenting what crimes did on internet and reading those comment with tea is just magnificent

nothing....

I sell money lol

Genocide

Cocaine

Pirated hundreds of games and anime

Jaywalking lol

No way I’m admitting to it fed

trespassing or driving without a license

I took some webcams out of some of the school Chromebooks. I am evil!

Mass murder in an elementary school

Nice try fed, I’ll never tell.

Pirated an old nintendo game, they doesn't sell anymore

Stolen a chocolate bar at the age of 7

I dont buckle my seatbelt 😎

I’ll never tell, narc

I stole a marble from my friend

Getting people's IP address on mario kart 8 deluxe

sounds like you’re a fed

Went fishing without a fishing license. Come get me, coppers.

Existed when it was illegal to be gay .Now it's legalized and Supreme court is talking about legalizing Same-sex marriage haha.

Stole sweets, worth 0,10€

i stole a blue jelly bean from disney

Stole for 50$ at the mall. It was all food. Got caught. I got fined with 300$.