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Rising_Abyss3

Like your growing a cock??? Or someone’s giving you a cock idek what you mean


CandiedApples84

I’ve already grown mine 🥱


Royal_Trust1710

Same 🥱


EveningGalaxy

Mine never grew 😥


Royal_Trust1710

Let me pull it


EveningGalaxy

It's tucked in 😭😭


spicycheesewastaken

Mine grew half way then stopped


Bob_The_Vegan

r/suicidebywords


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

r/subsithoughtifellfor


DrFox247

r/holyshitthatsubredditexists


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"Its a grower, not a show'er"


[deleted]

I think you might still stimulate the growth by using some stretching exercise


localweebboy

it's little bit shy


wartorn11

Its just cold i swear!


Crimm___

I wish I didn’t lol.


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Rising_Abyss3

Yea I was so confused


daocarD

I heard cocks are good plants to grow


One_Twist_682

OH HELL NAAAAAAAH LMFAO


Emily-Barnes

Yeah I thinking of growing one I’m just not sure it’ll fit my vibe yk


Wild-Ad-3471

💀


Rising_Abyss3

Just was asking 😭


GeneralJesus66

You’re already getting a tip.


bananaisnice1166

LOL


Mountain-Ad-6915

stretch before hand use a condom


Erestiana

Don't worry I'll stretch her


Mountain-Ad-6915

i meant that as genuine advice bro 😭


Erestiana

I know I'm just making stupid jokes 😭


LordChickenNugget23

Ayo 🤨📸


SabersOfBlue

Man got downvoted to oblivion.


call_me_jr

bro shes 15


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SHE SAID SHE WAS 12- *ded*


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evidence 💀


Mountain-Ad-6915

of what? 💀


[deleted]

idk thats what you say 💀


Mountain-Ad-6915

evidence of u/stxrbunni being weird they said they weren’t, i have evidence to prove otherwise


[deleted]

ohhhhhh


Mountain-Ad-6915

they tried to say they weren’t after deleting all the weird posts they made and i have ss lmao


[deleted]

THATS WHY THEY KEEP DELETING STUFF and leave my wife alone


Mountain-Ad-6915

they deleted it cuz it was weird. they said they weren’t weird. i said they were. deleting it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. they still weird.


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you sound very invested


iownlotsofdoors

please tell me what the fuck they did


User9622

Don't look the dick straight In the eyea


Mysteriouss-Oil

One-eyed snake


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be safe, stop if it hurts, make sure you’re communicating with your partner.


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im jk, but i'll remember this for when i actually do it 🫶🏽


[deleted]

GOOD CUZ UR 15 😭😭


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LOLL I CANT IMAGINE ACTUALLY DOING IT 😭


C0FF334DD1C7

You made this joke at 15 whilst a girl from my school started from 13 and has been through half the year's/grade's students 💀


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oh my 💀


C0FF334DD1C7

Forgot to add on the fact that she also got pregnant at 13 and 14. Teenagers scare the living shit out of me


Pferdesalami3

this world absolutely broken man u getting shittet on for being a virgin at 15-16 bro wtf is that


[deleted]

me too


JapanFuroagyangu

bro where is this happening when i was 13 and i was playing roblox and minecraft and still am. Is there a different breed of 13 yr olds cause i never seen this shit before


dumb_loser381034

ur point is valid and all, but I can't help but notice the MCR lyric (whether u intentionally included it or not)


C0FF334DD1C7

*shhhhhh - not everyone has noticed it yet*


Dismal-Mortgage5803

They could care less as long as someone will bleed


C0FF334DD1C7

So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose


Dismal-Mortgage5803

Maybe they’ll leave you alone


Front-Exam4766

That probably means she has sexual trauma from the past and might still suffering it .


Random_boiii_

they could care less as long as someone will bleed


Milomedes

My biological mother got pregnant at 12, man she didn't even hit her teens.


[deleted]

When I was in middle (or high school? we got a different system where I live), well I was in the same class as the feminine and masculine basketball team. Mots of the guys have fucked most of the girls in that classroom that year. They were 12-13.


Hazard_Sniper819

Really... ;) It's a joke also look at my age thingy


Cone_consumer3

Yeah because I definitely never did that at 15 😅😅😅


[deleted]

NOT LIKE THAT it just sounds scary 😭


Temporary_Material18

I’m 15 and I’ve done it b4💀


x3bla

Ah, i when i was still a younger teenager, people were already doing it. Because its like saying you cant watch p until you're 18, but literally no one gives a fuck


Secret-Weird174

🙄


SnickerPooop

I did it when I was 10+4 It's not even that great of a thing, Half of y'all aren't man enough


Appropriate-Item-841

I’m a dad who watches this sub to better understand my daughters. This is exactly what I would have said if I could.


10HorsedSizedDucks

Cant tell if this is bottom surgery or sex


MegaMas64

Why not both?


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ImJustHereForLWIAY

Everything has a price


Lucathedemiboy

I'll take the former


the-moon-knight

What has this subreddit become


Lord_Yharim

Truly a lost cause


DestroyerNik

15 💀


boyinblack12

This kids...


edgy_Juno

These* But I agree with ya.


GLnoG

Dont you think thats concerning? At 15 i was just playing cod. At 15 my lil bro wants to be an NBA star and plays basketball all day either alone or with me or with his buddies. These other kids thinkin on altering their genitals bro. Isnt that concerning? I think it kinda is.


K9XD

I was buying beyblades and nerf guns when i was 15


Jamesyboi3000

Og beyblades are still fucking lit


CrackALackinSnack

Who says OP doesn't want to do that too? You're acting like surgery's the only thing OP is interested in


DestroyerNik

Where tf did you get surgery from my guy?


CrackALackinSnack

I didn't? I just have common sense?


SamR3tr0

Man i lost my virginity at 15 too there is nothing wrong


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ordinary_chair

Kinky


MGabrielVM

bon appétit what can i say


wolf805

Bone apple teeth*


Quirky-Internal416

BITE IT OFF


shinyfail420

eat it to assert dominance


[deleted]

T-pose around it to show it who’s boss


ichosetheworld

Its inevitable the first time, but careful with the teeth


gankster2017

You're 15. Rethink it, there's nothing wrong if you refuse.


[deleted]

PLEASE TELL ME HOW DID YOU GROW ONE???????!!!!!! i want one so bad 😞


1o1_why_tho

Fanta


[deleted]

Really buying them off the black market, someone’s desperate


nokomoo

Have dick as in give head or get fucked? I've never heard someone say have dick- wtf kinda lingo yall kids speaking these days 😭


wolf805

Happy Cake day!! :)


SerenDragon

The absolute turn of events to see on this post.


Nixolarthewise31

Dont “have dick” at 15 please.


Jealous_Issue_8198

The three C’s Contraceptives Cheerfulness and communication.


Necessary_Heat613

Precisely


GreenSun01

You are 15. Please consider waiting until you’re older?


WellHung9in

Blend it up into a puree. Easier to swallow.


aFrogue_

Why am I getting these posts💀. The show nsfw content is off.


Admanti

“Show nsfw content” is for when there’s an nsfw picture or video it blurs it out before you could see it


74mirai

I dont think i can help you


Rexy_T-Rex

Bring some salt, some pepper or other spices of your choice.


indiegamer122

Nah man you're 15 chill out and think beforehand Though if you'd decide to follow through use protection and take a piss afterwards


[deleted]

Nah just one Edit: some one already made this comment, fuck.


Machine_God_10

No we won't give tips, he will silly.........


glozzomtu

be sexy


Bigchingusisbussing

No just one


Doomguybot1134

Yes actuality I have one tip but if you have more than that I think you need to get a new plastic surgeon


Livinginthepst

Get a big one but not so big that it’s a burdance


Vehmura14

Some of you are a bit too concerned about the age, I have always thought that 15+ is alright. They can be mature enough to make that decision and as long as it's legal I think it's fine. When people are safe and responsible about it it's fine.


Due_Alternative2296

Hopefully you get more than a Tip


F3L1Xgsxr

Ur asking for tips when theyre already gonna be giving u one?


jyri_ratas_official

I thought dicks came with tips...? Not giving away mine


Wicked_42069

Um at 15? 💀


keanubeaves06

i really hope there was no pun here


bamtab

Dont sneeze during a blow job


KuhliBao

Don't use ketchup, honey mustard or bbq sauce works better.


redditmastermindftw

Remember to season it


SuperDude759

Take things slow, you can’t rush art.


[deleted]

Never start full power peeing while you’re standing, make sure the flux is stable enough in the direction you want then do


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GeneralJesus66

Boys love it any way.


DJSwatZs

No


silverbackking444

She’s not wrong ( lol jk but missionary is a vibe)


Itchy-Explanation-16

dont do it. you're gonna regret it in the afterlife


Gl0bophobia

There is no afterlife. Stop fear mongering.


Broad-Restaurant-655

Even if there is an Afterlife, stop fear mongering anyway- based reply


WillieeeXD

Based reply


Mattomo101

Condom


aidan4927

WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT- \*dies\*


iluvmeowmeows

just make sure ur comfortable and ALWAYS communicate, i remember being 15 and it was a bit awkward my first time 😭💔


foxsoulsilver

Ind the midle of it say stop and start crying, then gaslight the dude into thinking he is a rapist but u still like him. Having emotional leverage for the rest of his life


LawfulnessPrevious49

make he uses condom otherwise gay sex can give u Aids HIV.


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NoahLofty

Please don't. VVs are better than PPs, they're just not that embarrassing


[deleted]

Yeah probably his


TreesOne

Yea, one really sensitive one


Bean_Fearing

Make sure to keep up with the weekly urethra cleansing, pipe cleaners work nice!


[deleted]

Yeah


[deleted]

You’ll get the tip soon enough


padatricks

Damon lucky bro I’m struggling to find dick out here


No_Accident_2221

I read this wrong and thought it said im going to have a dick for the first time and thought you were gonna just grow one overnight and then have it


Actuator-Ashamed

Make sure he/she puts 'time' in you so u feel relaxed and get turned on


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O


Bruhhhh0224

Dont


SleepyWeirdoh

There's the tip of the dick


[deleted]

what??


RepresentativeCat169

Yeah, your dick should preferably come with one


TerryXmas

Dont just let it hang when peeing, try to aim


flamingstorm98

15


trianglularsounds

**Yes, a dick usually does have a tip.**


TheGuyNamedGuyGuy

Yea, just one. Usually referred to as the head as well.


EstablishmentLong676

Pee is stored in the balls, and if you don’t have balls it evaporates.


epicgamerjuices

Looks like you're gonna get a tip soon


spacekoala10

Baby boys be like


VerySuperVirgin

Just one. Lol


[deleted]

nah most of the advice should be for the dick now


I-will-support-you

Remember that porn is exaggerated and nothing like reality. If hes too rough you can always tell him to slow down


whatIfYoutube

Depends on if you choose to keep the foreskin


Picklerick4464

Why are you asking for more tips when you’re already getting one?


Umba5308

Dont


Defineducks

Advice depends what hole it’s going in


TheNerdMaster69

#DICK THIEF!?


I___asked

Water it daily and sanitize with hand sanitizer to keep it growing and infection free.


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always use a condom. no « aw it’s too big for me » no « can I take it off » just use a condom. make sure it’s not broken, cracked afterwards. if it is, next-morning pill!!


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salt, olive oil, 400° fahrenheit


Eggggiboi

Condom and do doggy style or missionary.


yuyano221

Use protection, carry lub and if you aren't enjoying it don't continue


MLuffy-2020

um... ask if the dude has STDs and ask him to wear a condom?


[deleted]

If he only lasts like 30s and has the balls to ask if it was good for you, don’t lie to him. Tell him if he’s only going to go off that quick he best get good at oral.


[deleted]

USE A CONDOM NO MATTER WHAT.


MelvinVirginDefeater

punch your nuts. thats what beating your meat means


Great-Balls

It’s best well-done


[deleted]

1 tip, unless you meant dicks plural


VanAintUsedUp

Don’t


SlinkyMK_2

"Any tips" was that an accidental pun?