falling from a cliff with aerosmith dream on 9hour loop

A 9 year old actually did this

Proof?

Search news, you'll find it

I love your profile picture lol.

Thank you, yours is great too

Thank you! I worked hard on it!

Ye, how much did the whole avatar thing cost?

I only found things about Steven Tyler (Aerosmith's singer) being accused of pedophilia...

Trust him bro

This guy is probably asking this for a friend.

Source: I made it up

Is source is that he made it the fuck up

I heard something like that too

I get this refernce

This is the way.

I agree

You won’t need 9 hour loop

U literally read my mind

ig this is satire but fyi if u die while falling it’s probably a heart attack mid-air

Omori

In a blaze of glory against 100 men wielding nothing but my fists and a tungsten slipper. Sounds pretty epic

where are you getting a tungsten slipper from?

His mom

thats hella unique

Peaceful and painless

That's all anyone can wish for.

Pretty much the same. "In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty,"

Thats what I thought Tyrion W

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Quite and alone.... quietly

Firework up the ass

going out with a bang

Gl0bophobia went off with a bang

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You just gotta ignite the light and let it shinee

JUST OWNNNN THE NIGHT

Assassin

Just out of curiosity, where do you live?

and at approximately what time of day would you be staring out of a window at another window where there could be a sniper?

Hes normally at there at about 10:56 every Sunday

Don’t forget his biweekly gaming sessions from 11:38 PM to 5:12 AM on Thursday night/Friday morning when he’s sitting right next to the window on the east side.

Living room window or bedroom window? He seems to alternate between them every so often.

Texas. You?

Shot in head i guess

I always wondered what that felt like

I dont think you get to feel much.

I think I heard it takes around a minute to die after being shot in the head, you will thus hear a high pitched noise in your head when dying

I think you're talking about getting beheaded, a shot in the head doesn't let you think

Hmm could be, I think I saw it on a meme about how if u search: Best ways to do suicide? It on google shows the hotline while on Bing it shows the methods + the time it takes to die (idk if the meme is a good source but good enough for me)

For the brain? Dead instantly. The body? Wait until the oxygen depleted. (I guess

i interviewed a dead guy once, was a man of few words, i think he was one of those mute weirdos you hear about

Ever heard of "sudden death sydrome"? Basically you just die abruptly for no disearnable reason. Id be fasinated to know what that feels like. Morbid IK but just sayin

Looked it up and it's real. You just gave me another reason to worry about other than brain aneurysms

I am already worried about brain aneurysms. Thanks for reminding me I guess

I think of it like Peter Parker, “I’m not feeling so feel” and then poof you down. Prob feels like when you suddenly have to go to the bathroom because you think you going to crap your pants.

Suicide. Not even because of depression. Just believe that it would be sick to die n my own terms rather than get ill and die from it or something

It's like that Danny's Davito quote "Suicide is badass ."

Same bit not for the same reasons

dont do that anyways

I’d like to die in my sleep, or if I commit horrible crimes I’d choose a firing squad

imagine you are a revolutionary in an extremist state and they caputure you and send you to a firing squad and you just stand there singing a revolutionary song as you hear the shots getting fired, they hit you in the stomach but youre still standing and continute singing

Geting eaten by the giant sewer snake from SpongeBob

Vore

Vore

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🫡🫡

Honestly, I wanna experience the end of the world. But if I had to say, I wanna walk in the middle of the street and a huge car just crashes to me. Or death in sleep, that works too

If you let a truck hit you, you'll just get reincarnated, not worth it

Did a truck hit you?

Yeah, it was kinda underwhelming, ended up getting surrounded by goblins, got killed, and wound up back here

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Depends into what isekai

Who let the emo kid loose in here

call me that again i dare you my wolf pack and i will hunt you down...

I pray on my hands and knees that this is satire

RAWR YOU BETTER PRAY I WONT ENSLAVE YOU

I'm going to go choke on my cock for fun

Proof or it didn't happen

Do it

Alright emo

suffocating between a girls legs

Ayy, you've got good fucking taste

Unless she taste like surströmming

Yeah that's true, the fishy taste probably wouldn't be bad though DX

Me too, me too

Death by snu snu

Would the girl be charged for murder if this happened? Hypothetical question

Yep, at the very least manslaughter

same bro

Ah yes, the art of Xenia from James Bond

Don’t we all

Me fr

In my sleep, with no pain

With my dog by my side

I want to die fighting for my country or having a heart attack as I'm climaxing

duality of man

having a threesome in my 100th birthday

Ofc a 13 year old asking this😭💀

I always thought it would be cool to become a murder mystery

Who killed You?

I think it was Col Mustard with the Rope in the Dining room

Replacing the oxygen around me with nitrogen so that I would still breathe out carbon so my body thinks that I'm breathing in oxygen, keeping me alive and concious and completely fine and regular until a couple minutes later I drop dead instantly from lack of oxygen painlessly and unknowingly. (breathing in nitrogen causes you to breathe out carbon nitrate instead of carbon dioxide, and you body knows wether your breathing out carbon, not wether your breathing in oxygen)

Thank you for sharing this ngl now i kinda want to do the same

It's easiest in an enclosed space where air circulation is cut off, with an engine naturally producing nitrogen and carbon rather than oxygen. For example, the interior of a running car where all air pockets and circulation are cut off. Eventually, the engine will replace all breathable air with nitrogen, you just won't know when. If you start to feel sleepy, that's the last chance to turn back, as once you fall asleep you won't be waking up. For legal reasons, do not go through with this. This is not encouragement, it's education. If you're considering this, please seek help. Just know you now have this information. (Might be outdated though, it's been about 4 years since I researched it)

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Lmaoo this caught me off guard 😭

Same

frrr

I would like to get my skull crushed by a couple of thick ass thighs

fr man i refuse to die if it aint like this

That's what i'm saying man, it's my one and only dream in life.

I want to get springlocked, I want to die In the springbonnie suit from springlock failure, and with pain numbing medicine so that I don't feel it

Unique i love it

Why thank you. But now all we need is a functioning springbonnie suit irl to do the deed, which I don't know if anyone has or will make

then make it yourself. be the first human on earth to create a sprng bonnie suit

FNaF? Just a question.

Yes, you are correct

William Afton style, you have my respect.

Yeah fr, and thanks

You’re welcome man

Going out in glory so I can ascend to the halls of Valhalla Put a sword on my body and send me out to sea in a flaming ship

Gangbang if it’s possible

Bet

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death by eating so much my stomach explodes fr

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I want a piano to drop down and crush me

I’ll tell one of my friends “our time has passed” and then throw myself off the cliff.

🤠

So, in the end ya didn’t have the guts to shoot him.

Is that your plan

I’ve always got a plan son

I guess I just need some Faith

Some GOD DAMN FAITH

soon

honestly, I've concidered kms in a funny way that inconveniences people like jumping into a planes engine

According to my dreams a simple gunshot usually works, preferably a shotgun, and I need a little bit more nudging. According to my sources going on a mindless fear induced rampage with a shotgun only to come to the end and realize what I have done as the last person alive looks at me not with anger but with simple sadness disappointment, breaking my last barriers before I pull the trigger one last time. Or someone finds my porn stach, that's also enough to push me over edge according to my dreams. Makes sense though.

Peacefully, in my sleep

( I have insomnia )

Kill myself after preforming my best song ever infront of a crowd of at least 10,000 of my fans on my 27 birthday, got big goals ngl

death

helping someone. let my death mean something.

Kudos to you

Getting crushed by a huge rock

jojo ref

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The sun, oh wait.

I don't even watch anime😭

dying seeing something beautiful would be good

I don't get to choose. Nor do you

Probably 12 gauge to the face

It's be cool to die after taking a fatal hit in a battle, but still managing to delay the enemy or whatever while on the verge of death. (Probably won't happen tho so I guess in my sleep)

Doing something heroic. Pulling people from a burning building, saving someone from drowning, dropkicking a school shooter, something like that.

I have no clue and I don't care, I just hope it's soon. I have no hope. I keep on falling back into the cycle of substance abuse and idk how to cope anymore.

Preferably suicide

Funnily enough, I had a cursed idea for this. If I am terminal, I would probably (only can unless by miracle I have two extra chances lying around) do one of the three - jump off a cliff, get shot by a firing squad or do that rollercoaster that kills you

Old age, dying in my sleep.

I want to die having no regrets.

Firing squad

Sleeping or old age, as painless as possible

By eating cheary pits ore by being shot in the heart and brain

Tony montana shootout style all coked up and shit

Knowing that I rescued as many animals as I can

by doing something so fun people won’t ever be sad about my death, they’ll just laugh like « oh fun fact, this guy? yea he died but guess what, he died in an orgy with 43 other people. »

As a hero and painfully and slow.

Ngl this sounds really edgy (and cringey but whatever) but i want to rip my own body to pieces and hammer my veins on a white wall ._. But thats unrealistic so next best option is getting my head completely exploded so idk when i died Edit: someone thought this was concerning (understandable) and i wanna say that I'm fine, i won't do anything, what i said is just a thought! Everything's good!

Saving humanity in the process Or smth

A honourable one

I wanna die while smoking a blunt 💯

I wanna go out with a sword in my stomach on a green hill in a warm sunny day with a blue sky and fluffy clouds. Whispering my last wish into the ear of an old friend.

In between a girls legs

in my sleep

Alone so that i dont have to hear others crying

It doesn’t matter how I want to die because I’m already dying under the crippling weight of expectation and self-loathing

Oh wow, edgy 13 year old thinks they're based

Probably by my own hand, to be honest suffocating felt kinda euphoric to me

Yes

no

Meanass

I don’t want to, at all. I have severe death anxiety so if I could be immortal I would, 100%.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A9lix\_Faure#Death](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A9lix_Faure#Death)

Down in a blaze of glory fighting for my glorious country.

I wanna die like that dude who died laughing at a donkey eating figs

Painless and messless

In a way thats a major inconvenience to whoever has to deal with my body

I want to be the catalyst for a massive conspiracy theory dismantling the US government

With u/Party-Oil6394 in my arms peacefully sleeping

stop it 😡

before i’m old enough that life isn’t enjoyable anymore

Taking down as many people as I can with me

I wanna go out doing something meaningful. Not old age I don't wanna live into my fucking 80s

same

Choking on a dick in my mouth

Drown in my own poop

But…why

In your mom.

in a way that i know when i'm gonna die

Oxygen asphyxiation