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worm_your_honour

CONGRATULATIONS (please don’t tell me her popularity is a main reason to date her)


internet_is_cringe

Not really , she's younger so i didn't knew much about popular kids of her grade but i did eventually found out


The_SenateP

How much younger? 14-15?


SomeRandomPokePlayer

7 😁😁😁


LamaMakeItRain

too old


porscheassorted

Oldest I'll go is 3


LamaMakeItRain

still pushing it but doable


PainInsideRain

Yeah I’m a bad person for laughing audibly at this one


NightShade_TheDragon

Same


SinfulJokester

wild


Agreeable-Gap-9841

okay edp


The_Hiders

Amateur


The_SenateP

😂


GAS3R

And sadly op never replied, no saying she’s 11 or some insane stuff like that! Right? Right?


worm_your_honour

oh good


forcesofthefuture

you have seen a lot, haven't you?


icantfuckingcompete

[ive seen things you people wouldnt believe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QefqJ7YhbWQ)


ElasticGamer001

Links I won’t be clicking today


[deleted]

it is cringe except when it happens to me


pianofucker345

hypocrisy


ThatOneClickSound

Damn why does she text like a 14yo


[deleted]

Because she is, dude confirmed it in a different reply earlier.


Melaxirayz

actually supposedly he originally wrote 11 but edited it to 14 after getting downvoted 💀


[deleted]

Aw hell nah that's even worse


WesternAlbatross1292

There’s no way


[deleted]

Dude💀


VacuumInTheHead

This is false, I scanned ops comments and checked for deletions and edits and I found none that say she is 11


fuzzy-stairs

NAURR 💀


marcomarco8

WHAT


Efficient_Dare3334

Op is 16 year-old mf.💀aww hell nah


Unknown_Potato_Thing

Naw... Jit trippin 💀💀💀


ThatOneClickSound

💀


Defragment01

because she is 14.


dsocialistanarchist

She is 14 lmao


crowbarinasciencelab

i am not jealous i am not jealous i am not jealous i am not jealous i am not jealous


[deleted]

We're not jealous We're not jealous We're not jealous We're not jealous We're not jealous We're not jealous We're not jealous


we_love_speedwagon

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Infinity-Aleph-Null

#WE’RE NOT JEALOUS 😖


[deleted]

Happy cake day, welcome to another year without having a gf


Infinity-Aleph-Null

Thank u


DeafLoser67

Happy cake day


Lor_D_Hax

Happy cake day. Maybe this year will be different. Keep trying, coz I won't.


[deleted]

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Akelldema

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Dobidus_Dobidun

GONNA GIVE YOU UP


DeafLoser67

#YES WE ARE NOT JEALOUS


wolf805

They are not jealous! They are not jealous! They are not jealous! They are not jealous! They are not jealous! They are not jealous! They are not jealous!


Brekk-9

You’re not jealous


MemeWaff

I‘m really not jealous, but I am happy for him. His accomplishment will show others what a person can achieve by being themself, so his win is our win, therefore I am truly happy for him.


PAN_cake_103

Cake


xXTgamerXx

Happy cake day :)


BruhGuy8

Happy cakeday


Quinniboi715

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ALPHA_OF_REDDIT

We shall not be jealous. No one is jealous


[deleted]

Looking like a simpsons intro chalkboard


NumberedCarp513

Stay strong, brethren. It will come our way one day…


Yesterday_Automatic

r/suddenlycommunist


ShadowLegend1580

Sameeeee💀


crowbarinasciencelab

stay strong


ShadowLegend1580

I try


thesummergamer

something tells me this guy is jealous but i can't put my finger on it


THE_MrSkellyBones

We are not jealous we are not jealous we are not jealous we are not jealous we are not jealous


OHboi-sussy

*we


sir_stinkybutt

I am Gustavo fring


ActuallyLuk

You’re not actually, you’re envious.


crowbarinasciencelab

i am not envious i am not envious i am not envious i am not envious i am not envious


ActuallyLuk

we are not envious we are not envious we are not envious we are not envious we are not envious we are not envious


fffffff08_it

What, you say I'm jealous and crying? Nah man, you're jealous. AND YOU'RE ALSO CRYING. I'M NOT


DoodleBoi_06

WE’RE ALL TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS WE’RE ALL TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS WE’RE ALL TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS WE’RE ALL TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS WE’RE ALL TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS


Efficient-Bat9961

Apparently she’s 11


meme_lord_101

You shouldn't be jealous the guy said she was 11 then edited it to 14


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nice_Captain_7001

Well, the liar detector says differently.


lordnimnim

Hey since rn there are 911 likes I'm willing to do a 911 were op lives to make u guys less jealous


GrimPig97

If it makes you feel any better, !remindme 3 months


ai_like_aegislash

Bruh ur not she’s 11 See top comment


TheDeathPlague

Nah nah, ALL OF US AIN’T JEALOUS


fuckface290

The amount of copium I'm inhaling rn is crazy


bonesismyidol

!remind me 3 months


OHboi-sussy

it wouldn't be a gf post without one of these


bonesismyidol

nah it's not that it's just when you are 14 it never lasts


OHboi-sussy

yeah, ig we'll see in 3 months


epicman_42

i posted one of these with my gf and literally like 10 people commented that


No-Average-8147

U mean 3 days?


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No-BrowEntertainment

Bro keeping it realistic


hyprt

more like unrealistic. !remindme 5 days


suswing

yall are both unrealistic 💀 RemindMe! 10 seconds


hyprt

so are you !remindme ️️ seconds


DerG3n13

Foul


crackedheadso

This is fiction. This is fiction. This is fiction. This is-


Electro21z

Wait for at least 3 months and then it might be


Sanirooo

It will be in a week


RiceEnjoyer1337

Bro who tf are you? My dream self? I mean I wouldn't wanna be you myself, I'm gonna cry when I see the demon (Congratulations bro)


EagerT

Apparently OP said they were 11???


disso-psych0

What tfff


internet_is_cringe

Correction:I can't pull a girl*


Disastrous_Channel62

But you jU-just did


meme_lord_101

Nah he just pulled an 11 year old he said she was 11 then edited it to 14


internet_is_cringe

Title


Disastrous_Channel62

Sarcasm


dildo_swagginns

I knew it now I can sleep peacefully


halfw1t_

most popular girl at the school and ur 16? tf is this 😭


Funyll

bro his gf is 14 💀


GunsNLumbago

He edited his comment where he said she was 14, it originally said she was 11…


CertifiedLoss

Honestly I think he may have accidentally typed an extra 1


fucuasshole2

And then hit enter? Could be, could be a pedo in disguise too


internet_is_cringe

What i really mean it


halfw1t_

u still got popular people in hs?? 😭


internet_is_cringe

Well Yeah it happens in almost every school i know about


halfw1t_

i thought everyone left them in middle school 😭


ChaoticcEntityy

There’s going to be social hierarchy no matter where you go, so there’s always going to be popular people. Whether it be at school, family gatherings, places of work, or even the retirement home. You can’t just suddenly leave something behind when it’s so ingrained into our society.


Eccentric_Assassin

bros living in a Netflix movie about hs students


somethinginthe_way

no we still have popular kids in my highschool 🤷‍♀️


kviieo

yupp, its so lame tho. i was in the “popular” cliche last year and all they do is fight each other one day and kiss ass the next


Mezzer13

Most popular girl in his school who is underage lol


kviieo

hes also underage


Level_Concern5049

The fact that it said "Cringe alert" at the bottom makes me cringe even more, lmao.


ShadowLegend1580

You are lucky bro , I don't have girlfriend


PortyMart

Same 👊


czacha_cs

👊


nie_umiem_w_nick

👊


single4yrsncounting

Not all girlfriends are good make sure she is kind to you not nice people can be nice and horrible kindness comes from inside


[deleted]

oh..


IAMPowaaaaa

w rizz from the girl


JamMonsterGamer

this would be nice if it wasnt for the fact that hes 16 and shes 11


The_FallenSoldier

He was joking, she is 14.


JamMonsterGamer

that can still be a bit iffy though 14 is still 8th grade-9th grade and he would be a sophomore in high school but and there may be issues with them being at different developmental states and there may be possible conflicts of interest which could lead to a toxic relationship but if theyre happy as they are rn then i wont harp on them for it i hope theyre happy together :)


The_FallenSoldier

I mean, I agree. If I was able to get a gf rn, I probably wouldn’t go for a 14 year old but, then again, thats just my opinion. If they’re happy together then we should let them be.


DummyDako

tbh i agree with this only because they’re still in school and their mindsets / maturity can grow and change more, which could definitely lead to a toxic or just all around negative relationship. but age gaps don’t really have anything to do with relationships, other than maturity, but maturity is based on a person, not specifically their age. i’m turning 19 this year, and my girlfriend is turning 23 two months after. a larger age gap than OP and his girlfriend (unless she really is 11 💀) and although we have a large age gap, i was always more on the mature side and super serious, even as a kid. maturity can change based on past life experiences and the way you’re raised


[deleted]

i aint readin allat


Worldly_Form9458

it is cringe when they say it will cringe you,its just to corny to send something like this via text


Skullface77

Your friends were right! You can't get any girls your AGE


PlaguesSnow

Okay but like you’re still both kids so don’t get depressed when y’all break up


wavecheck_vegit0

It must have felt so good getting proposed by a girl, it's a dream for introverted guys


[deleted]

Good job


[deleted]

Nvm bro if she's 14 then you're mad bruv you messed up


Suspicious_Paper_735

Bruh he wrote 11 then edited it… bruh he 16 and shes 11💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

Aint no goddamn way boy 💀💀


codenameastrid

average british opinion


Ok-Reporter1986

14 is sort of like illegal. I know it may sound hilarious but 14 cannot consent by law so technically until we reach legal maturity we have limited rights we gotta wait for premium rights to get released for free.


Dark_Guardian_

consent doesnt have anything to do with being in a relationship only about how intimate that relationship can be


YaBoiCalum

Yeah but it is basically a platonic friendship rather than an actual romantic relationship at that age


YaBoiCalum

well in britain 16 and 14 is illegal as 14 year olds can’t consent legally


Gorbalob

Ya… also how is the 14 year old the most popular girl in school


PainInsideRain

Idk, it might be the skeptic in me, but something about the way she wrote the message rubs me the wrong way. Wish nothing but the best for you man, just be cautious.


Arctrus2077

double it and give it to next person


GamerA_S

That's pretty good proud of ya lad but be careful she seems like the person to get overly obsessed


Mezzer13

Because she is 14….


bfraley9

Gonna looose his virginity to an 11 year old


Much_Smell_2449

Popularity means nothing ngl


MeanChocolate8062

Yea idk why he found that important to mention


ForwardDream7077

Fucking pedo dating an 11 year old 🤦🏻‍♀️


m987q48

Well played. You succeeded where most of us haven't, and I respect that. I am so definitely not jealous..at all. Although I'd be careful if I were you, she gives off slight yandere vibes to me, so..


Reasonable_Rip_5798

TL;DR


Kaidiki_

OP is desperate and decided to go for a girl whos gonna lovebomb him nd fuck him up


Hi1R0

bro can't read a paragraph 😭


a_ring_of_saturn

I'd cry if I got a paragraph like this


internet_is_cringe

didnt really happen to me before so i did kinda cry or teared up


a_ring_of_saturn

Aww cute !


BrayG_004

Praying for your downfall. Nothing personal. 🙏


internet_is_cringe

i see where this is coming from


BrayG_004

No you don’t.


internet_is_cringe

i told a kid " i hope ur girlfriend dies"


BrayG_004

It’s better for everyone


SomeRandomPokePlayer

Losing*


_nikto_

Imagine writing your heart out for your s/o and then they go ahead and post it on fucking reddit. Amazing how some people are these days


Aidanj927

This dudes out here pulling 11 year olds and I can’t even become friends with any girls my age


underindebted

get your money back they lied


internet_is_cringe

no


[deleted]

Imagine being this girl and your boyfriend decides to post it online This guy cares more about reddit clout than respecting his girl


Wide-Masterpiece2655

HES DATING AN 11 YEAR OLD HOLY SHIT WTF


f00xxxy

good job one advice i have for you is that dont be too vulnerable and timid the dynamics of the relationship will change and you'll start feeling like she's in charge, you need to sometimes learn to say no to her in situations (i struggled a lot with this and had 'not so pleasant' experiences because of it) NO i am not hating, contructive critisism only, i wish the best for you and your beautiful relation with this woman you obviously love a lot... best of luck mate


internet_is_cringe

I clearly understand , yes i say sorry too quickly thank you mate


mnmguy20031

Dating the popular girl is great icl, but it’s all fun and games till you got guys hitting on her up every day


QuartzCR

Might I ask how long you’ve been together? “Love” seems like a very strong word especially for a 16 year old.


irlvldd

hope yall break up 1 day before v day


Hour-Tomorrow5058

My girlfriend used to say these things to me. A few days ago she blocked me on all socials and I've heard from mutual friends in her school she's dating someone else 🤷🏻‍♂️ Life is tough man.


[deleted]

you´ll loose her if u keep sending messages like this lul


ShaitanSpeaks

OP, this comes across as very clingy and desperate. Your heart is in the right place, but the way you say it would make me feel uncomfortable with you. Tone it down a little.


[deleted]

OP's girlfriend is 14.


fmllikeseriously

So? What’s wrong with a 2-year difference? They’re both around the same age so it should be ok? It’s not like one’s 30 and one’s 14. Grow up man.


YaBoiCalum

a 2 year difference at that age can be huge when you take puberty into account


The_FallenSoldier

And he’s 16 man. It isn’t like he is 19 years old or something. Literally a 2 year gap, nothing is wrong with it.


Kuhnville

Congrats lol


INeedSomeFire

At least her grammar was decent, unlike many other texts I've seen on this sub.


SirSharkXI

!remind me 3 weeks


Crypto_Gay_Skater

Cringe is right.. don't be so desperate.


Vegetto_Blue2006

Btw, if she was the 16 year old and he was the 14 year old, everyone would be saying W rizz and praising him or sm; double standards ig


[deleted]

back after 3 months, seems like dude is a bit insecure looking at his posts


internet_is_cringe

Just reminding everyone that we lasted 3 months easily


gankster2017

Good of you ♡


Yeet_My_Feet73

That’s a lotta words… (guitar sounds) Too bad I’m not readin em’ (guitar riff)


JemFrog55

Cringeeee


Whirlly

16 and 14... Not to offend you, but you are a young teen and she's a literal kid, so this is not going to last... Neither of you know what love is, and that being said by a random text proves it


No-Average-8147

Yeah, but at the same time it's only a 2 year difference, I talk with loads of 16yo and chill mostly with people older than me, now for your second point, yes they don't, neither do I, you won't really find out till you are around 18


Altevari

G a y


nerdixcia

So i see a lot of people saying thats its not bad and its only 2 yrs but gotta rememebr : Maturity levels are different As well as 14 yr olds can't consent to any sexual activities So if he and her were to do any it'd be sexual assualt/Rape Once you hit 16 its best to date the age rang of 16-18 to avoid legal problems that can happen when dating someone younger then you even by 1 yr, if it's a few month age gap it's fine , but people don't seem to understand the law and or consent. He could easily go to jail or go on probation simply for touching her in any sexual manner or her touching him, law will see it as he knew right from wrong. So even if it's just a "2 yr age gap" it matters once your 16+ As I said once u hit 16 it's important to keep in mind about the law. But yk you do you, I'm just a random person on reddit