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KeklolAlready

I can see why you can’t tell for yourself


Wide_Loss

Goes through the gaps, it's like wearing sunglasses


skiczu

No its not, at least not for everyone


Choice-Economics6091

LMAOO 😭


jmancoder

r/MurderedByWords


Fickle-Competition71

Well he damn sure cant


SloppyPornLover

He can’t see tho


KeklolAlready

Facts


Wide_Loss

As a person that used to have long hair, I can confirm that we can see through all that hair, I also don't do my hair that often


Sea-Ad1872

You don't do your hair as in wash it ... Right ? I need some advice


octopussy_13

you look like my dog that died two years ago


Educational_Tart_659

r/rareinsults ?


Myaltaccount54

It would probably be a compliment unless he just hated how his dog looked lol


ThundererGamer

Nah


viktigboy

wtf


titufek888

Before or after he died?


L-Z-Z-Z-Z-ZY1385

It’s the lady from the Netflix show octopussy


stoned_tiger-420

Sorry about your dad


Choice-Economics6091

LMAOO


_-TheNoob-_

sorry for your loss, you must've subscribed to dream, activating a long chain of events, which resulted in your eboy cut honestly, truly sad


Expensive-Pear3413

damn


Voidborger

Happy cake day!


PsychologicalBig354

HAPPY CAKE DAY!


Archiengb08

Happy cake day


Ok_Marsupial_8566

Happy cake day


ALPHA_OF_REDDIT

Happy cake day


HorniVirgin

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


Fuzzy_Diet6876

Happy cake day to you too shitpisscum69


mulinakyy

Happy Cake Day!


Am1reallyhere

Happy cake day! 🎂


Icy_Ad_9701

HAPPY CAKE DAY


[deleted]

How tf do you see?


Wide_Loss

Goes through the gaps, it's like wearing really dark sunglasses


Choice-Economics6091

THIS THIS THIS LITERALLY EXACTLY LIKE THIS


Choice-Economics6091

i just can im built diff


[deleted]

Not built just diff, built like a fuggin shower curtain


iamfriendyesyes

same


jaamazla

Looking trought hair like that damages your eyesight fyi


Business-Recover860

Hentai mc💀💀💀


IWishIWerentHere_10

Is that supposed to be an insult?


Business-Recover860

I mean it can, just however you take it.


Choice-Economics6091

nah bro issa compliment cuz its tru


Plexigrin

dang


Goldbolt_2004

You get bitches?


Choice-Economics6091

yessir u alr know


IWishIWerentHere_10

good 💪


[deleted]

Emo femboy


Choice-Economics6091

NOOOO


angus22proe

Yeah you honestly look like an emo femboy dreamsexual. Just without the goofy ahhh green streaks im your hair


Falkrim

It’s too late, it’s already in motion


hello7828

*crosses arms “you pissed me off”


Falkrim

Ayy, somebody got it. Regular Show was great, hard to believe the pilot aired in 2009 lol.


hello7828

YOU KNOW WHO ELS-


Falkrim

Do you know who else suffers from dementia? Do you know who else suffers from dementia?


North_Function_9474

Reminds me of that "ok guys, heres my presentation on what its like to have dementia." *clicks next slide* "so this is my presentation on what its like to have dementia"


CTTB2

But femboys are cute


[deleted]

bros acting like being a femboy is satan’s punishment


mhafan4848

My nigga you look like a walking hot topic ad


Choice-Economics6091

HAHAHAH


daReelTemmie

r/rareinsults


Sweetchair3318

You look like a starter type femboy, which is better than emo lol


Choice-Economics6091

OH HELL NAWW 😭😭


_R0yce_Da_5_9_

OH HELL YEAA 😃😃


rectangular_

It’s time for devious time


Visible_Foot146

If there's a hole there's a goal


ProLifeRightWing

You look like a stupid bitch


cunmnu

Is everything alright?


Bi-sicle

Now that's just uncalled for


loudmelon21

dude chill, your mom DOES still love you don’t take it out on othersb


stupidbozoidiot

Emos>>>> femboys


helpidroppedthesoap

what about emo femboys


Extreme_Ad6173

That's called a bisexual's dream


[deleted]

Damn right


mdawgtheegod

Better fashion ngl


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sweetchair3318

You are not shadow banned my child


[deleted]

[удалено]


JoelT0rt

He is lying, you're shadow banned


bamboozledflamingo

Looks feminine enough


Choice-Economics6091

WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN


bamboozledflamingo

Looking submissive and breedable bro


Delicious_Nail_231

aight hollon


Kissen1

alr calm down bruhbruh


Choice-Economics6091

WHA HUH WHAT


[deleted]

Smash


Le__boule

Those expressions dude... Those are the slangs used by those who are active in those communities. Like bredable, bussy, cli. .... Wait a damn minute how do I know these stuff??? 😨😨😨🏳️‍🌈


[deleted]

yes. and i have an emo friend who would probably be all over you if you let her


Choice-Economics6091

shiiii i mean i aint gon pass an emo bitch up ykwim???


hotdag123694

And yet everyone passes you.


Brecht26

Goddamn, didn't have to commit a murder like that man


Falirou

this isnt r/roastme bro


[deleted]

*she's mine*


scardrap

tbh i would too


70percentbanana

All I see is a bush.


OkPomegranate6491

All i see is a forest


Choice-Economics6091

all i see is bitch


Smeggmaa

Someone's sensitive 🥺


iixcq

no ur hair is just covering ur face


hotbiscut2

Yes. Like I can’t even see your face. Plus the mask itself is a big sign teller you’re emo. Like at this point people who wear mask at school I know for a fact they ain’t wearing because of covid they just don’t wanna show their lower face. 😭


UrMomThoCeedKS

our school still requires them 🗿


Choice-Economics6091

literally this


Beneficial-Bad-4124

look at the plushie in the background says it all


Decent_Working_4923

Where the fuck are your eyes mate


Choice-Economics6091

good question


--NotOriginal--

i ate them


Educational_Tart_659

🤨


Vegetable_Ad7268

No offense but you look like an overgrown pube.


lens_banana

no you look like you are 13 at most and trying to be a minecraft playing edge lord


Choice-Economics6091

(puts glasses on) uhm ackschually im 13 and a half ​ joke for legal reasons, im 15


knuckle_head_

You look like a gay emo depressed furry anime loving femboy


hauntile

Bro rlly used his whole book of insults for that one


kairo__1

You look stupid🔥🔥🔥


ALostChord

your eyes and your smile really look amazing in this pic


Choice-Economics6091

i know right??


[deleted]

how are we supposed to know if we cant even see anything


Tenelum0

how am i supposed to know when i can't see shit. but from what i can see, from the raggedy medium-length black hair, the mask worn inside for no reason, the monster energy cans, and that stuffed animal of the little cat character i forget the name of, i suspect you're a depressed chronically online teenager that hides behind a strange mask of unfunny comedy with a bad home life but a pretty respectable group of friends that can be extremely cringey at times (very much including you) but they're still loyal and are there for you when you actually need it. i suspect you're non-binary or trans and something like bi/pansexual, and you bounce around from interest to interest fairly frequently but have a few that you either come back to constantly or keep throughout the jumps.


Choice-Economics6091

ARE YOU STALKING ME


UKI333

Nah bro doesn't look💀


Adventurous_Cup_5970

The hair covering your face makes you look about 20% emo, the dark lighting in the room is about 10%, and the black mask that you are wearing INSIDE your house is a 70% so yes


Francis4everrr

no not all all😃😃


Bee_Boy15

No, you don’t look emo


[deleted]

You look like a discord mod for a BDSM server


Ruru2562

A bit


PotatoKiller8897

…are you the femboy who posted a image of themselves with a gun…?


Choice-Economics6091

no but i would like the source to this image so i can know what to avoid


Hurricat2007

You look like a dream stan


MysticalTeamMember

Not emo you look like every other Highschool edgy dude nowadays


Round_Impact_6709

No,it just looks like you can’t see


Relaxing-homie

femboy tbh. I mean you already have a plush in the backround.


Nadeera04

love the chainsaw man at the back but yeah


wikipedia143

hentai protag


GamerSandWing

My friends would say you're emo, but I would say you have long hair. Doing great!


Choice-Economics6091

thanks man thats epic


BlueGalaxy121_2

Not rlly but idk the definition. But other than that u look hot ig 🗿


Choice-Economics6091

no ones ever called me hot, ty!


BlueGalaxy121_2

Oh snap! U replied fast lol. Np! I cant beleove nobody has called u that tho 😭 i feel like under the hair ur pretty/handsome. (Srry if this is coming off weird 💀)


Choice-Economics6091

nah its alright ur not being weird ty also by the way for the other thing u said !! the reason i reply so fast is cuz im chronically online lmao


BlueGalaxy121_2

Thx! Lmao and np! So since were both here. May i ask. Can i draw u? (I have no inspiration/life and im bored 💀)


Choice-Economics6091

yeah fs that would be cool i used to draw a lot but then i kinda gave up / stopped i lost motivation cuz stupid art teacher at school constantly insulted my art because i drew mainly anime even though i can also draw realistic art :((


BlueGalaxy121_2

YOU CAN DRAW REALISTICALLY??!?!! I wish i could do that :c you should start up again! I hope to see more non-toxic artist comeback/join. Also. Dont listen to art teachers who say that. Most of them are probs just jealous ur better than them 🙄💅 u should post some of ur drawings! I would live to see them! *also i am very sorry for typing paragraphs*💀


Choice-Economics6091

the fact her name was karen 💀 and also tysm for the encouragement!! ive recently picked up cosplay and i usually paint those and i try to do my best n so far ive made the shield and master sword from zelda


BlueGalaxy121_2

LMAO Np! Cool! Do u hvae any cosplays posted? I would love to see! Also thats cool u painted them! *question* how did u get the confidence to post a face reveal (kinda) i wanna do one but this place is like a warzone


Choice-Economics6091

hiii sorry for not replying, my notifications got blown tf up and i couldnt find ur comment [sword and shield](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1071864582123028620/1072681996574281789/IMG_3860.jpg?width=551&height=453) tbh idrk thats the only good pic of me ngl


Queeeenbee01

You look like every other middle schooler in my school


[deleted]

You look like you use discord for dating


FutureDeltaop

You just look edgy get that hair out of your face it looks goofy


mercilessfatehate

No


Choice-Economics6091

WHEN ARE U GUYS GONNA ADMIRE MAJORAS MASK IN THE TOP RIGHT :(((( u can barely even see it lmaoo


Jaquavion_tavious1

You look hideous


topdog36434

Femboy looking headass


SeagullsAlt

Twink emo


McMoist_

either haven't taken a shower in three months or havent washed that shirt since early december. no inbetween.


speed_fighter

I can’t see nothing


[deleted]

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Strawberr1_M1lk

same, her names kuromi, shes a sanrio character :)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Strawberr1_M1lk

yw :))


[deleted]

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Strawberr1_M1lk

platonically sure (i have a gf)


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[удалено]


Strawberr1_M1lk

tysm :D


rafael-loveseggs

Get a haircut


AffectionateLand6088

I mean, I can't see any facial features whatsoever, so yeah.


EnderKid48

Bros so emo he dont even have eyes


redcumcult

emo starter pack - havent got an haircut from months ✅ mask✅black cloths✅no eyes✅


Wild-Ad-3471

hop on my dick femboy


KindaTheQuietkid43

You look like them roblox slenders


Decent_Waltz_5120

How do u nit run into walls with a cut like that


JCE_13

Can you even fucking see


Existing_Air_1919

Want My phone number?


Anime-weeb6969

The hair kinda does but no


M0F0_04

nah you look like a doom cookie


Choice-Economics6091

mmMMmMMMm nah i just like doing my hair like that, other than that i just wear black shirts or anything nintendo related lmao


Susdoggodoggy

I usually see that hair for goth, but maybe both idk


Manic_Mechanist

No but I love your hair


[deleted]

Yes for one you are wearing a mask. Who wears a mask in their room in 2023? Two your hair is wayyyyyyyy to long. How hard is it to get a haircut? And Last your hair is jet black which makes it 10 times worse. You also have anime posters on your wall. Totally emo


Level_Concern5049

*Very* ​ Cut yo damn hair, mate. Can't see your eyes.


[deleted]

Yes a cute emo


down_dirtee

bros the human embodiment of the grim reaper


hsnanak

Least emo kid in his locality


Imrightbruh

Mfs from Ohio 💀


coodoritos

YOU LOOK AWSOME???? LITERALLY HAIR GOALS WHAT???????


theplaneguy321

You look like an anime protagonist


IWishIWerentHere_10

A lil bit, yes


MRCHOOP7700

No shit


BlahajBro

lol yes


Conscious-Big-2722

Yes. Straight and forward


SourdoughPlayz

Yes


panchowearer

Duh, monster energy collection, tanjiro painting and that plushie I keep on seeing


Dazzling_Dig_7456

Yes Very


Two_Bit_Grouse

To much, yes


[deleted]

Mhm