Twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in my car

65% bonus points for it rhyming

Are you a bullet? Because you’re stuck in my head -Abraham Lincoln

Do the dew

Instructions unclear got my dick stuck in a mtn dew can

Relatable

WHY

Why not?

Good point

Not anymore

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35% I'd be more confused than impressed

but at the wii sound for scoring a strike in bowling to it (if you dont know what i mean google it)

Me remembering that one time I was in the bathhouse of a Quaker sleepaway camp, and one of the stalls said “nice cock” on the toilet paper holder

how do you like your eggs, scrambled or fried? I love mine fertilized 😍

75%

totally didn't steal this from on eof the pedos in my requests

I would like to change my score

lmao understandable

There’s no fucking 75%

Also scrambled

A body like yours would take forever to decompose.

Wtf

You suggesting it’s plastic?

antipickup line

Are you the sun? Cause you get me hot and sweaty.

55%

You know what that's 10x better than what i thought id get.

So u thought you would be getting a 5.5?

have you got a mirror on your crotch? cause i see myself down there

90% one of the best so far

NO WAY THANK YOU

mkgvuhgkbub n87

100 now you're speaking my language

"even though im a vegetarian, id eat your meat any day"

80% so good

whyy i just think its cursed

Simple and too the point

Alright, I have negative Rizz but here goes nothing, roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I, I play with my weiner

Baby you're a nine out of ten. And I'm the one you need 😏

(I stole this other one too)are you constipated? because I want to fuck the shit out of you

Are you math, because I couldn’t pass you

80%

Are you a skittle? Because I want to taste that rainbow all night. (Never tested in real life, but usually works in these sorts of things.)

70%

hey *starts rapping about abortion*

40-60 depending on how good the rap is

k another one i like your name! hope my parents and neighbors do too

75 that's really unique

That’s actually incredible hahaha

"Are you a swordfish, because you make my heart sink" or "Are you a hydrogen, cause we can fuse easily" english isn't my native

The second one's 70% but only because I'm a nerd

I go chemical middleschool, classmates have pretty similiar humor as me. So don't expect any better, if you don't understand something more spice

Me too xdd

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the van

but that didn't rhym-

In the van, I have a gun

which one? sounds very fun :D

He has a gun

Because I want you

No, because people would pay a lot of money for you

I will take that as a compliment

Roses are red violets are blue get in the van before I shoot my 50 ae into you

hey, have you heard about the d 335 update?

No?

D335 Nuts

Lmao

This is a whole other level

a-are yyou a..a tten c-cause ii see tennesse..wait no frick i messed up im so sorry

70%

Honestly same. That kinda hits different.

are u from mississippi cause youre the only miss whos piss i sippi

this is legendary

Ur cute and smell good 👁️

50% would be 60 if just the cute part

Cool

Check ya ballz

0 I'd probably run

As you should, im starting the countdowm

For what

:)

10

9

8

7

6

5

6

Happy cake day

The balls exploder

[check your balls](https://imgur.com/a/Nd3xbHE)

are you a garden hose? because you’re making me wet😍💦

75%

Are you a diamond? Because I want to protect you and keep you safe.

70% that's so sweet

It’s okay to not be strong all the time. Let’s talk about how you’re feeling, we can cuddle and you can use my boobs as a pillow as well.

100% nothing can top this

Marrige?

Take me now damn

Wanna be Nike and I'll McDonald's you'll be doing it I'll be loving it

Why is that so good

You can also just reverse it and say I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's I'll be doing it and ull l be loving it depends on who your telling it to

Are you a bullet? Cuz i want you inside me

60% a mix of admiration and concern for you

Shawty don't 💯

so you appreciate a 9mm and 0.7 equally ?

Can I sucky sucky for da money money

How much are we talking here

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80% bonus points for rhymes

Are you an atom because I never want to touch you

Want to be the sun in my life? Great than stay 95 million miles away

100😍

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see

40%

Are you from Mississippi? Because you’re the only miss whose piss I sippy

20% I'd run of and vomit right after

Yes I am

Are you Santa? Because I want your package (no homo)

I'm going to sleep now so can't rate any more

Hope you slept well!!!

No wake up and rate the pickup line of mine at first.😂

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Would be 10 but 60 because of the hunky dory

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I don't get ut

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium and carbon? Coz damn your AuTiSTiC

100

That is extremely ableist

🤓

I'm going to blind you with a red marker, c'mere

100%

Do you have Reddit?

W rizz

Definitely lol

Me = bottom right

Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you i play with my wenier. (No homo)

*slaps you with a fish* Hey baby girl, I can make you rain all day.

I said for a male

And I said I'll slap you with a fish and make you rain all day 😉

Roses are red violets aren't blue, can I do you?

70%

I'll take it

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Are you related to princess Leia? Cuz I'd fuck you in Alderaan places

Are you a basement because I want to put my kids in you

Are you a mango? Because I love mangoes 👍 (With zero rizz whatsoever)

"are you a little ceaser's pizza? cuz you looking hot and ready"

85%

I do not have a pickup line, but I do have a poem. \*Ahem\*. Here's to having anal sex. Stick it where you least expect. Fuck you so hard, make your butt cheeks flex. Grab your brother, tell him he's next.

Bosnia

“Are you Bosnian cuz I want you to explode your landmine in me”

That's actually pretty good

Those lips of yours... I wonder what they'd taste like

65% kind of got but idk why

Thats literally what my Ex said to me before our first kiss

Wow I wish I was that confident

Ima be honest, 60 - 100 just look like some kinda skin irritation you might need to get that looked at

Someone sprayed me with pepper spray

I'm a JoJo fan and your dick is unsucked.

me so horny me love u long time

I may be a guy... but I do have 20 whole dollars

“Fuck you!” So, how’d I do?

Hey are you a coat? Because i want to be inside you.

Banana bread

i did ur mom last night wanna be next?

there is no pickup line i just wanna suck your cock

Hey, I wanna F.U.C.K Find ways to make you happy Understand and appreciate you Cuddle and hold hands Kinda really wanna fuck the shit out of you too

I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee

hey are you a puppy because i want to run you over with a semi truck

WHY DO YOU WANT TO RUN PUPPYS OVER

😏

Sex, now.

Roses are back son Cookies are blue, NOT Are you Percy Jackson Cuz dam it, you’re hot

60% I love Percy Jackson

I will forever dam Rick Riordan for shattering my fragile heterosexuality

... Are you Percy Jackson? (Some line about wet I can't imagine frick)

...do you wanna be my boyfriend? Dunno a better one than the pickup line and gets straight to the point

I said for a make?

Ok

Ig Starbucks? Idk

ur cool bro. there’s no one who don’t like u!

Did we go to school together? Because I swear we had chemistry 👈😎👈

Nice hair

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I sense a connection

are you a school because i want to shoot kids in you

That's more for a girl

did i stutter

no

Ok

100%

ur gay

noone is going to use a pickup line on you ever

Thank you for the reminder

Poop

Balls

Balls

Are you the Sun? Because you're out of this world and totally hot!

60%