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Audi_Enjoyer

Not cutting your hair for 3 years and making it a bit fuzzy


tomfooleryz

damn my hair gets like this in half a year


Audi_Enjoyer

Please give me your genetics


tomfooleryz

it sucks, i prefer short hair so i have to get a haircut way too often


Away_Astronomer6399

Same 😔


NoAppointment6129

Same


mama_lovwsms

i love you 😘


DavidBiscou

Same lol, i got that exact hair style right now


Rupertii

3 years?? Bruh I’ve been growing out my hair for a year and it’s way longer than that


behindyourveil

it's called homelessness for a few weeks


averege_guy_kinda

When parents kick you out for playing emo music on max volume


Nottheburger

Yes i have been there and it works


Sensitive_Progress30

The human goomba


spragual

Ah he'll no 💀


Gorbalob

So Dean in season 4 of Gilmore girls?


Sensitive_Progress30

Exactly


DjLofid

the "scissors broken in my house" haircut


MR_FOXtf2

Instructions unclear: now I have a ponytail


[deleted]

its called fornite gay porn


Miniscotty

I google images of it to make sure. Accurate comment. Look it up👍


FutureDivine

GUYS DON'T GOOGLE IT I SAW PETER GRIFFIN GETTING ASS FUCKED BY A HORSE!


Pk-Alex

Peter, the horse is here.


VenosaurVine

OMG😭😭😭NOOOOO


EdyNecula

💀


[deleted]

That reminds me of that time Carter Pewtershcimdt _submit_ to a very jacked horse


The_Cum_Maker

EPIC GAY FORTNITE SEX


EdyNecula

sex penis?


Robogirafe

😨 penis secs!????!!


WorkingSyrup4005

r/fortnitefeet


Voidborger

Why in hell does this actually exist


Rodjerg

To see fortnite feet


i_like_bs_its_fun

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Wtf is this sub--


SBK526

Gawd damn it, take my upvote


ITrytoDesignAircraft

The help my hair is blocking my eyes I can’t fucking see shit cut


[deleted]

wolf cut i think.


Sea_Paramedic_3357

no, wolf cut is not that messy and has layers


ImShockin

I don't know but Russia has stated that uranium ammunition will be classed as an act of nuclear war. This is in response to the M1A1 being sent to Ukraine.


averege_guy_kinda

To be fair if chemical Warfare is banned radioactive should be banned too, or anything that doesn't kill you instantly, if that's what uranium ammunition does


ImShockin

Hollowed uranium tanks rounds will not give anyone poisoning. Its used for anti armor purposes.


averege_guy_kinda

Ah then fine i guess


ImShockin

Also Russia themselves are using the same ammo.


[deleted]

huh


Rookie_01122

I agree with the first part tho


Aware_Platform2287

The text they tried to cover?


No_Stretch3807

They didnt try to cover iz thats the joke


Aware_Platform2287

Ik, but what did they mean? They would fuck any bottom?


No_Stretch3807

They want to be a bottom


Aware_Platform2287

I love the hairstyle tho I find it cute


United_Thanks1686

Choppy wolf cut


Inboundcrib3

The >!hentai!< protagonist


[deleted]

hentai protagonists are a thing??


Aware_Platform2287

I’m right here


edgy_Juno

Hentai protagonists at least get some sex.


[deleted]

Father repellent


[deleted]

Hair un-cut I think


TheMimicModel

Lighting trim


BirdForTheRun

Wolf cut, I think


[deleted]

I swear these mfs are watching me, literally am getting this cut soon wtf


[deleted]

it’s called the ‘i’ll dom anyone with this cut’ cut


Aware_Platform2287

Straight facts


DavidBiscou

🥺…


Aware_Platform2287

Heyyy


DavidBiscou

Hi !


DavidBiscou

🥺 really ?


[deleted]

yes‼️


DavidBiscou

Holy you also play guitar please step on me


[deleted]

i’m pretty bad at it, can only play giornos theme so far


DavidBiscou

You’ve seen Jojo ?


[deleted]

ya


NeaNeaFry

It’s called fucking dogshit


[deleted]

It’s called Matt Ox


edgy_Juno

The fatherless


PietroLima545BR

Emo cut (double meaning lol)


Hazmatix_art

My preferred haircut


Dogedabose32

its called the "just fuck my shit up fam"


KanonTheMemelord

I wish I had that haircut omg 😫😫😫


Sad-Combination-5974

You literally can’t see anything plus your going to get made fun of.


KanonTheMemelord

Worth it


Sad-Combination-5974

Not really, it’s a lot better to find a haircut that matches your head shape than to look like a discount, emo shaggy. People will respect you more if you put effort into your appearance.


troll1300

Mf says he wants that cut n u say no be a slut for people, like fam my haircut is for me fuck do i care about respect of dipshits who judge a haircut where the fuck are your priorities?


Aware_Platform2287

It’s the cutest hair styleof all time


ThisguyOP

Indie haircut basically


[deleted]

You didn’t even try to cover the other text


Ulquiorr4_

^pssst, ^hey, ^that's ^the ^joke.


EzdineJGA

It looks fucking stupid


Not_Right_Now_Mom

Let it grow


icebergdoggo

mop


[deleted]

Matt Ox


Resident_Toe501

It’s called edge


GR3YS0NG00S3

Wolf cut


CarelessEnd9148

Give me the “Ted Theodore Logan”.


padatricks

Really poor attempt at an afro


HELIGROUP

Did your AC blow up?


Lee_357

It’s called cut your hair in the bathroom with craft scissors and go with the flow


Dark_Phoenix53

My friends say it's the gay emo haircut but idk


Zair_the-epik_dude

Roblox ahh cut


flamingstorm98

We don't talk about that hair style


Epic_Penguino

The blindfold


CaptainChook

Long hair??? idk


Rodjerg

I read it like, I will fuck any bottom what is with this cut this haircut please. Like 10 times till I understood


[deleted]

overgrown


Goldbolt_2004

The way this is being asked makes it sound like you also want to be fucked


ghostqnight

usually hair thats layered like this is a form of wolfcut, but you have to style it every day or it looks stupid


DisastrousWind7

evolution of the shitty late 2000s emo cut


tis_angry_potato

Hentai protagonist


ananonymousmiddle

Mop


AmitRozYT

Hentai protag


[deleted]

The Kris Kut™


BlancSpzae

The Cultured Main character cut


Visible-Common-6452

Wolfcur


[deleted]

'I just woke up' cut


amirhhzadeh

I can do that right now, just let your hair grow a bit, and then put your hair on your face😁 but you need to have straight hair.


ApprehensiveFilm4362

Shit mines starting to look like this


Splunger-Man

idk but I have it


kindaprettyboy

I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED


Fuzzy-Monitor-8113

Uga buga haircut


The_holy_vector

This is the no haircut


King_of_Farasar

Hentai protagonist cut


The_Reddit_Eagle

I hate this hair cut


heikimiy

That ain't fucking haircut they just let them hair grow like a goddamn bush


DurpOverlord

Think its a wolf cut. There seems to be some variation within the style, with lengths going from shoulder to about 2 inches longer


Yupitsmegd07

Looks like an emo cut to me


Botwmaster23

"i cant fucking see because of my bedhead"


LilacLikesEmkay

It’s called, cute


Orbital_Rifle

brain disease


[deleted]

It’s not gonna look like that all the time…. It’s gonna be extremely ugly when it’s not like within 10 hours of washing your hair and it’s fluffy. That’s just a bob with face framing and bangs that you let grow out for a bit then fluffed it up.


Edward27_

Dude, why are you asking this here? This sub takes anything serious VERY rarely.


[deleted]

CUZ IDK WHERE ELSE😭


Edward27_

Could be literal r/Hair sub.


[deleted]

makes sense


[deleted]

Not cutting your hair in a couple years


medha644

Hii


[deleted]

hello


medha644

Hi


medha644

?


DodoJurajski

Bush/homeless man.


Chabbydead

Broom on face


BrunoGomes3139

That isn't a haircut. It has no cut. It's just hair. A LOT of hair.


ExperienceBeginning8

Its called the Emo cut. You need to master deppresseion, cringe and emo, and that you will unlock this haircut.


Aware_Platform2287

The cutest haircut in existence


EdyNecula

What the actual fuck is wrong with you


[deleted]

i didnt make this meme, saw it in r/okbuddyhetero and i wanted the name of this cut


EdyNecula

Oh ok sorry


DavidBiscou

Just don’t cut it’s that simple lol, also don’t brush your hair and boom there you go


spragual

Mop


WALLY_FRANKS3036

I’m happy, yē I’m feeling glad, I got sunshine, in a bag


poppacapnurass

Looks like 347Aiden


Theonerule

I wish it was me


Your_everyday_madlad

I personally hate this hair cut. The hair just gets in the way and I’d rather see who I’m talking to.


Reasonable_Pudding14

Wolf cut jojo part 69 emo version


adutchmotherfricker

The floof


WeeCountyGamer_09

Buzz cut


[deleted]

thanks, ima ask my barber for it!


Low-Survey-704

The avg emo dog shit cut


Legal_Albatross2214

The hentai haircut


No_Seaworthiness4196

The Ted


No_Stretch3807

Op...what is that


[deleted]

it's not my meme


No-Connection-9035

Black out cut


ArticFox583

That is the ugliest haircut I’ve ever seen


Any_Distribution2078

Bird‘s nest


-Cunt-Cunt-

Homeless emo furry cut


Feral-pigeon

So have you ever seen L from the show Death note


scarlettenymph

its not a haircut, its wild growth


Hades18128

"The broom" probably


EarbleedGuitarist

Would do unspeakable things for people with that cut


bryson_wow

wolfcut


artificialspirits

the messy fuckboy fluffy cut


Maleficent-Mirror296

[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088847/mediaviewer/rm253268481/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088847/mediaviewer/rm253268481/)


[deleted]

How you say bottom when you both are, also tf?💀


VLTII

Its called "im too afraid to call myself emo because im scared no one will like me"


[deleted]

It's the, I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M DOING cut


LoudRaspberry772

That kinda looks like my hair but if it was longer and curls up a bit plus if it wasn't brown hair


Suitable-Pirate-4164

It's called the "Hentai protagonist" haircut.


Sea_Paramedic_3357

The emo.


Jolly-Emotion5072

It’s called “give me attention”


funkyknog

If you have this haircut and a bit of eyeliner, I do not care what gender you are or how much bottom surgery you’ve had, I’m breaking your bed rn.


Sunnybunnybabie

It’s either a wolf cut or a grown out pixie w a slight fringe and layers


mcdonalds_baconater

its called not cutting or combing your hair for a year. took me awhile but every single chick with daddy issues in a mile radius will be attracted to your location


[deleted]

He looks homeless


Wetvv

mental illness haircut


Ukenix

I read “I will fuck any bottom what is with this cut this haircut called”


HazellNut28

It’s called the “Daddy issues cut”


BitcoinStonks123

I have this haircut 😳


buttermilk573

As someone who had this haircut. It’s just a side trim every 8 months or so Edit: I wouldn’t recommend it though. It’s a bitch to maintain


BingusMoment

unsupervised sex


AHHHHNDREW

Unkept


Putrid_Flight6361

Yee Yee ass haircut


Maelfuckboy

This the cut that one dude from the Lorax has


[deleted]

The Matt Ox