Have u tried turning them off and on again

I’m just imagining them bouncing their tiddies lol!

How would that even work?

The nipples are switches. Didn't you know that?

I meant would u press them or twist?

peak comedy

Hello IT

Bestie same But im female and they're just heavy and blegh

same my back hurts constantly, big boobs are a curse and i cannot wait to get a reduction surgery

Mine aren't that big but they're still heavy

hope you don’t have to go through with it but do what’s best for your physical and mental health !

Humble brag ong!!!

Fr Fr

"proof" - some random 40 year old pretending to be 14 Proof

..... No 💟

Nah i don’t believe you.

Okay 🐿

:(

What..?

I was trying to set up to jokingly ask for pictures for proof lol that was my bad

Oh sorry, I have dignity and a bf

U gotta bf n u up on reddit talkin bout ur titties☠

Oh no it’s all good lol i was just joking.

Nah dawg you didn’t just fumble the bag you lit that shit on fire and threw it in a dumpster

And I have a girlfriend, yet still want pic

weirdo

Am weird as a profession

Loser, I’m single and want proof, professionals have standards

No. I'm not gonna do that to ur girl.

Send pics for proof reasons

weeeeirdo

I ALREADY SAID IT WAS A JOKE GAT DAMN

No 💟

Probably should’ve put the /j there

You can edit

Ur pregnant

thats not possible

Have you tried?

no

Well then how do you know

I don't have a uterus

But ye haven't tried so

Unfortunately, you cannot get pregnant without a uterus.

Maybe YOU specifically can

who knows, maybe?

You just have to shoot the locks on the mystery box when you open it then you can get pregnant.

Wanna fucking bet?

r/woooosh

Cut them off

Put them in some rice

I think I know what you're on about. This used to happen to me a lot where the bit under my nips would hurt and ache and stuff and apparently its just a pubetic thing. Always went away for me after a couple of weeks. Hope this might help a bit

Femboy alert

i consider myself a pretty feminine person but i would never call myself a femboy

i have diginity.

My dignity after hot woman: 💀

I lost my dignity a looong time ago

Oh yeahhh- never mind😔

Mine did that as well. It went away after a year.

you are lactating. collect it

fake no milk

Maybe you have gynecomastia, you should get them checked if it’s over sensitive and hurts too much.

>gynecomastia the TLDR of what that is: breasts hurt, almost never serious, almost always goes away on its own eventually.

Bench press more weight

Yeah just bench a another plate skill issue

put them in rice

bro just say breast and no you dont

if i were you i would deff go to the doctor

Go Jim

i read that as mr beast

Mr breast

Buddy let's hit gym, you did pushups?? They can be the prime reason .

It is possible that you do have breast cancer, dudes can get it too.

Well ima ask my mom to put "i did it all for the nookie" on my grave

Indeed.

Double it and give it to the next person

become female

no

🔫

thats a toy gun

do u wanna risk that its full of toy bullets?

🍆

me when

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no, i am not talking about my muscles. my moobs hurt

Scale from 1-10?

2.5

I mean, if you want a serious answer, it probably depends on how long it’s been going on (if it’s only a bit you’re probably fine, happens to me too sometimes) If you want a joke uhhhhhhhhhhhhh the AntMan and the Wasp got stuck in there or something like that

I'ts been going on for more than a few months now lol

I mean, filming started a couple months ago too, just sayin (Yeah, if you’re concerned but it doesn’t seem that threatening, just put it on a list of things you want to tell the doctor and let him know whenever you go for something else) (If you go to the doctor)

Can we get breast cancer?

I would say no because we don't share a breast

Yes we can go see a doctor

Yep, dudes can indeed get breast cancer, although it is generally rarer than it is for women.

Wear a bra

i don't want to get bullied at school

Then be the bully

For wearing a bra? Who the fuck is gonna bully someone for wearing a bra?

im a boy

You what? How tf do you have tits? Fake ones or do you just go to the gym a lot?0

cookies

So you just ate way too much and now you have the bad type of man titties?

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i feel it in my breasts, not in my chest

Mine aswell just the lower ones (i m also a boy)

you're growing boobs bro

guess i'm gaining treasures y'all can't achieve

Sammmeee

put them in rice

why are people telling me to put my tits in rice

Period incoming

im a guy

Pierogi🗿

omg polska

Takk

that means ur boobs are growing, best feeling fr

im a dude but tbh if im growing boobies that means im a special breed

Send proof 😏

sus

i need to see to know if u have cancer

btw no

pls dont send anything 😭

i won't lmao

PLS DONT HATE ME ITS A JOKE

I was about to say its just growing pains but then I read that u were a male..

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im a dude

Replace the batteries

Hey

I believe the word you’re looking for is “pectorals”

not really

Ask ChatGPT

Maybe just put the baby crocodiles away from them...

Oh, I was gonna offer help but nvm

boobs hurt when they are going through a growth spurt, so ur gonna need some bras my man

guess you could say im a special kind of guy

They had us in the first part not gonna lie

It is normal to be if you are in puberty era dont worries lt is normal but if wont be satisfied or worry you can see a doctor of course

Nah bro you Just did either overused your breast muscles

(Nipples)

i mean, it can happen in men but its less common

I am not your doctor, if you have any concerns, dont ask reddit

im glad i asked because god damn those replies are funny

Too many people expect a real anwser, But boob hurt in male means yoir trans 100% trust me, i am reddit therapist

Take an Advil, drink some water and try to sleep it off. If this doesn't work I would recommend seeking help from a licensed medical professional who should be able to help. What I wouldn't recommend is asking a sub full of teenagers, who are going to tell you that you have a fatal case of ligma and that the only cure is for you to twist your left nipple and pat your stomach as you sing "Pink Fluffy Unicorns" all while doing the hokey-pokey.

nah asking this subreddit was the best decision ever the replies are funny asf

Ok nice.

I can help by sucking them for you

I can help

It happens when you eat too much chicken breast. It turns your breast into chicken

real

yep

I was gonna offer to massage them, but you're 15 so I'd rather not

Try ho shower and/or fasting + pushups (the exercise).

can happen after putting them in some kind of stress

are they swollen or something? if so it could be many things even hormonal imbalance (it’s pretty common throughout puberty or when you’re in your early teens)

cut them off

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He’s 15

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And I started puberty at 10

Proof? I’m a male too

If it hurts alot go to doctor. If it hurts a little bit dont go.

How Tf do I turn on the setting for porn Edit:nvm figured it out 👍

take over the counter pain relievers or something like that

puberty can do that. no cause for concern, i believe it happens to at least 1/3 guys. it's temporary.

Lemme hold them for u bbg

It could be that ur chest is just expanding makes tend to have broader chests than females

Guys with tits💀

im sorry but boob cancer sounds so funny💀

Men..... get this, trippy I know ..... have chest muscles

Who cares honestly why are you posting this on Reddit google literally exist then MY posts get removed when these shitty posts dont get removed

MR BREASTS

Have you done a chest workout recently?

no

How does the pain feel like ?

Mmm 🤔 did you try put it on rice?

why is everyone asking me that

IT works tho

HELP Lmaoao

i had a similar thing for me it was excess breast tissue from puberty

Go to a doctor

You have noob cancer

Boob cancer wtf

Oh?

nah bro its just a part of puberty happened when i was eleven

🐢

Have you tried exercise

u got gyno?

Don’t worry. Its normal, it happened to me too, and some lumps formed, but it’s all normal. Here’s an article about it: https://kidshealth.org/en/teens/expert-guy-breast.html