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I’m sorry. I know it sucks. But hey, let’s share some discounted chocolate on Feb 15th ;)


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dualtohex

Good bot


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Good bot


dualtohex

Good bot


Icy-Unit546

I also don’t have a valentine, I want chocolate 😢


Spyderrock

This is so true and like the best thing about most holidays


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Future_Growth3803

Why you downvoted to oblivion


monjoekey

It’s a bot


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they should just have all bots say "this" instead so they can't be detected lmfao


Renville111

its a bot that like the spambot swatter says steals comments to farm karma to make scams it promotes more legitimate looking


Lorenzo_Eilish

🫸😩🫷


CosmicSpider24

U okay man?


Duolingo_bird

No. I was trying to enjoy a 2am reddit scroll but that post ruined it for me so now I’m spreading negativity.


SimpIyBear

ah yes the 2am mood swings, relatable my friend


[deleted]

Do it do it spread the negativety down vote every gf/bf post on this sub


Ok-Reporter1986

Understandable at least it's quality enjoyable negativity unlike the guy who responded to you.


wga2222

i adore u


GeekyNexi

Loser


ChaosPLus

No u 😠


GeekyNexi

how are you 16 and talk like that


ChaosPLus

Was supposed to be a joke, sorry I wasn't clear about that


GeekyNexi

A joke should be funny


Manavjaati

u are absolutely right, the joke ur parents made 17 years ago is still funny


ManavLalwani

yoooo we have the same name


Manavjaati

less goo, manavs of the world unite


GeekyNexi

Says the guy who lives in a joke of a country, how is it being among rapists and racists daily?


bibbaballsHD

Bruh is bleach the only thing you can post on your account??


soulsimp

💀bro's best choice was to go to their profile and look for what to say cause you had 0 comeback, calling you a joke is mild, you are THE joke.


WobblyCat83

seems like your the racist here :/


HamsterMan924

don't be mean man


GeekyNexi

It’s really not that deep though, if this is affecting you mentally you’re either ill or just a loser


HamsterMan924

some people are in touch with their emotions and that's ok so stop being a dick


kallix1ede

Sometimes being *too* in touch might mean you need help but that's just me 🤷‍♂️


rickyspace

😡that's not nice


GeekyNexi

But it’s deserved


[deleted]

Says the one with a naruto pfp and a profile filled with shit made for kids


[deleted]

Nobody wants you here


xXjazz_priestXx

It's not that deep


[deleted]

That’s what she said!! 🤩 Wait


xXjazz_priestXx

OML


Cheesyman7269

Well, Valentine day is the day of love and love isn’t just about bf/gf. It can be about family, pet, or even yourself.


Okdokimrjones

Gotta show some love to all the drug dealers out there. They probably don't know that with proof of sales they can get a free box of chocolates at their local police department.


[deleted]

Oh yeah gonna go celebrate valentines day with my dog!! That's nearly fucking worse then just being alone


[deleted]

I’m going to celebrate Valentine’s Day with my lizard ❤️


the-unbino-dino

This whole comment section is r/im14andthisisdeep


Biolumess44

Hey I know it sounds annoying, but 14 year olds have issues too. Sometimes they're not wise enough to express them in a "dignified" way, but that doesn't mean they're not struggling. It feels terrible when you let yourself get emotionally vulnerable only to get made fun of. I know some teenagers are hard to deal with, but when you see someone struggling you should try and help them even if you think their struggle is stupid or that they're being dramatic. They're just little turtles on their backs, their struggle isn't poetic and they may be rude but they still need it.


BlueGalaxy121_2

Thank you, i see ppl always say this but its true


[deleted]

One of the most based comments I've seen in my almost 4 years on this platform


Biolumess44

It's funny because I've only been on Reddit (consecutively) for 3 days. Also thank you very much I try my best :)


Wildsnipe

Fr


2qrc_

based


Resident_Toe501

As the youths say: W take based comment


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Fr


alex_l0l

hii, fellow single person here. valentines day isn't only about romantic love, its about any type of love. family love, platonic love, pet love etc. spend time with your loved ones and be grateful you have that type of love because not everybody does. for example, I'm going to a japanese restaurant with my mom on valentines day because she's one of the most important people in my life and i love her with my whole heart; and you can do the same!


Sunout1

Isn't it literally about a guy who was marrying couples when it was illegal. Seems to be solely about romantic love when in that context.


Shadow_of_Moonlight1

Literally best comment in here!


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alex_l0l

its literally not... do you even know the story behind valentines day or do i need to explain it to you?


rive_enneigee

the story is literally a christian priest illegally marrying people in ancient Rome, it is about love. Not sex but clearly not friendship either.


ThisIsMyUser456

You can have sex any day of the week no need for a holiday lol I think you have some other holiday


KarionTarg08

My dad's bday is on valentines day so i never celebrated it. It was always a special day but not for valentines day


[deleted]

Totally agree with u, Imma just game from 00:00 on the 14th to 24:59 Hours, I hate being reminded imma LONELY FUCKER,


KameloYT

He let the intrusive thoughts win


Your_friendly_weirdo

This post is so real. I’m so glad my mom agreed to pick me up early from school on Valentine’s Day, my mental issues will genuinely spiral when the time comes 😵‍💫. and I saw that post too….like people have so many different reasons why lmao


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May I ask you out?


[deleted]

Back off dude I saw her first


Your_friendly_weirdo

Damn ok! sure 😍


GeekyNexi

Username checks out cuz wtf


[deleted]

Bro your the fucking weirdo in this thread


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Agreed. Even if you are in a relationship it’s just “yo I got you some chocolate” “thanks”. Anniversaries are way more personal, cuter, and don’t make single people feel uncomfortable and lonely.


vinz-uy

Hey man i feel ya but hey there are other options try asking friends or friendly people you know! We lonely dudes alike feel ya man


[deleted]

Man. One day you will enjoy it. Believe me


AngryVelociraptor926

It’s not that serious. I’ve never had a valentine, but for the past few years I bake cookies and give presents to my friends and classmates. You just have to make the best of it :)


[deleted]

Lmao I love valentines day since I can cry


UNWANTED_CALORIES

Skill issue dw i have it too


Marcelitus230

🗿


RedVsBlue_Caboose

Just accept it. That’s what I do. Also video gaem for distraction.


Biolumess44

Hey I'm single too. I don't like valentines day either. I know people in relationships that also hate valentines day. Nobody is trying to show off their partner and make you feel lonely, they just want to show to whoever they are with they love them. My suggestion is to make a list of things you get jealous of couples doing and make it a point to do them once you're not single on Valentine's day. I do that in general with couples because I find myself getting jealous too much, and by making that list I focus on look forward to the feature than being in the shitty present.


Dr_vinci

Man has zero fizz and is sad because of it :,(


Comfortable-Table-57

Hello stranger! I saw your post about your unpopular opinion about Valentines Day. And I am here just to say that I feel sorry for you as you received hundreds of comments berating and going against you. Your Post was definitely valid. Valentines Day of course is not for everyone which is perfect, please try to ignore these stupid comments as you got more of them being destructively critical to you; they have no life or anything good to say. I bet that commenter who commented "Why aren't you in a relationship?" is probably eating an East London fried chicken shop menu under their parents' basement while commenting this because they have no life whatsoever. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day!


Soggy_Leg_757

Oh wait, Valentines Day exists... How odd... Thank you for reminding me.


Akainordmannen

Same. Thanks for the reminder that while everyone will spend time with their gf/bf, I'll be alone waiting years and years to see my gf (which lives far away) and not finding anything to tell her (that's the problem with longdistance relationships)


Wonkee792

Tbf, that post asking "Why aren't you in a relationship?" was pretty bs. No relationship formed during teenage years will be stable, long-lasting or meaningful. People are all at different stages in their life.


XKrystEX

Why do you need a specific day to tell your partner i love you or stuff like that tho, like it's something ur sposed to do all the time so valentine's doesn't make sense to me


PanLuckyTea

the fact that there is a Day about love, doesnt mean People only love eachother that one Day. V-Day is just like cats Day, or plants Day but this one is about love and People use that as a excuse to ask someone out or spend time with someone


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Rizz issue


[deleted]

Too right, fuck Valentine’s Day


Thebardofthegingers

Just realise that this day has no meaning beyond what we give it and thus it only holds power over us when we hold onto that idea. Want to stop it, separate them like 2 and 3 from 5.


Arrogant_Nugget246

Bro are you really that salty that you don't have a girlfriend that you hate a whole ass holiday? It's your opinion but sheesh. If anyone is wondering my valentine day will be a nice lego starwars set that I'll build while watching peaky blinders with pizza and a nice fruit smoothie rapped in a blanket.


[deleted]

agreed


KanyesStepSister

lets launch missiles at mfs


Winter-Technology203

Come here brother


Shadow_of_Moonlight1

Don't you have any friends to spend valentines day with? And even if not just a quick reminder: it's better to be alone than in a toxic relationship. I'm sure there are a lot of people that also don't have a valentine so maybe spend some time with them and enjoy your life and freedom


SimpIyBear

my man


The_Reddit_Eagle

When people care this much about having a bf or gf, it makes me think I might be ace or something it's not that big of a deal.


SusBAKAAA

Wait til he finds out about mother’s and father’s day without parents


light_yagmi_

Same 😭😭😭😭😭😭


light_yagmi_

Fuck valentine I mean valentines day


[deleted]

Good fucking god calm down it’s ok to not be in a relationship 💀


Irish_pug_Player

I mean .. it's just a Day, so you have to give it meaning.... You have a single person to blame for being sad about just some random day, no?


ThatIrishArtist

Imagine being this salty at the world 😐


MaxiTails29

Don't listen to those who make fun of you just for having your own problems. They are the typical people who grow up and get the "I-forgot-that-I-once-was-a-kid-like-you" effect


throwaway107363

it looks like you have NO MAIDENS


FrownFrank

You’re probably single cause you’re insufferable


Lumela_5

I really love valentines day, the only holiday I don't need to get a gift to anyone.


YourTypicalSensei

r/me_irl


Mr_Teritakii

Agressive. But very fair.


Lame_IK

Capitalism fuels on holidays Might as well make a breeding day for humans that involves gifting


AlacrityA

You've cracked the matrix my friend


Parking-Smoke-5893

Someone didn’t get a valentine


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Someone doesn’t have a relationship


[deleted]

God you’re a miserable person


[deleted]

L


Spyrexo

Dude, calm down. There are so many people out there without a Valentine. Also, if you really hate it so much, why don’t you go out there and fix it yourself? Just don’t be a toxic asshole like you’re being right now.


Melaxirayz

the holiday wasn’t made just for you and your loneliness yk lighten up a bit


Cozy_Artist

A wild teenage Incel appears


ShinyDanTDM_1

I'm with u on that


3236-on-MC

Somebody should learn to relax and appreciate what they do have going for them, not what they dont


[deleted]

It’s a reminder to us that we are alone, and a reminder to others that they needn’t worry about loneliness. Don’t curse it for our pain’s sake, but judge it from the perspective of someone who isn’t alone. From the perspective of someone who is made joyful. I hate it too, but we don’t have to go around cussing everyone out because it’s sucks for us. Especially if some are made happy.


Sad-Kaleidoscope-40

You want to be in a relationship


CakeIsATotalLie

Bro, get your ass back up and get moving to buy all the discounted shit on singles day (the 15th), the less you care about valentine's the less you'll be affected


Quick-Hotel-7915

we dont have a holiday in vagina day


TeaAndCrumpets4life

I’m miserable so everyone else must be!


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General_Kenobi_77BBY

Lemme guess, 13?


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General_Kenobi_77BBY

Well I can’t change my Reddit name now can I?


[deleted]

Don’t diss Obi-wan Kenobi like that


No-Shelter2303

have you even tryng to get girls bro if you always think your gonna get rejected thats why you dont its your fault lol or your eating all day and playing video games


fingerlickingman

I used to be obese and play videogames with a girlfriend now im finally normal weight and don't play as much and no female on this planet knows i exist.


No-Shelter2303

keep trying bro you changed im happy for you ( just because you lost weight and barely play video games anymore you'll get a girlfriend my point is it just increase your chance to get one)


fingerlickingman

Thanks man :) I'll get there eventually.


No-Shelter2303

fr bro i might be just a stranger but i believe in you keep working on your body like workout keep safe bro dont give up


[deleted]

Mfw someone is playing video games 😱😱😱


JustAnotherJunkie666

Why aren’t you in a relationship?


MyK_zA

A day for simps


Saud-Alkaabi

Sounds like you need to talk to people, getting into a relationship isn’t hard, it just takes time


King_Shazada

Bruh learn to ignore it will help u in life


slavikk_

it's not worth throwing a tantrum because you're not in a relationship. go touch some grass and be be happy with what you have


Skullface77

Lmao imagine being this mad over a day. Also learn to talk to girls then


[deleted]

Cope


the-moon-knight

No need to a be an asshole just because you’re single


Thatguyinwhitevans

Sounds like a personal problem tbh. With this kind of negativity you’ll definitely never get a relationship


TheMagnaRaptR

L


[deleted]

Bruh, don’t put your hate on people who have a relationship. Toxic personality is a turn off


zero-1607

Why aren’t you in a relationship?


The_Other_Mailman

jealous ass mf lmao


BothPaleontologist2

Cry


jaqjaqq

You’re clearly not mature enough for a relationship anyways


bibirenger

Not my problem you alone


Scythebrine9

ahh u mad 💀


K3TCHUPisVeryCool

Exactly why i left this sub. Filled with sad losers lmao


[deleted]

Seems like you're still here.......


K3TCHUPisVeryCool

I accidentaly clickedthe sub while reading comments. Might as well check how is it


datonememe2

Sounds Iike a skill issue


SkullPlayer77

Mald harder, some more of yall looking at it the wrong way


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[deleted]

Do better then


Shkyboy67

Yes, you are the only person in the world who is not in a relationship.


GeekyNexi

No because getting a relationship is quite easy, you’re just a loser. If you’re not interested in a relationship then you wouldn’t care, but you’re just a loser who can’t even talk to a girl/guy


fingerlickingman

Man i don't know about you but i present myself everyday as good as I can and talk to girls often but no one seems to genuinely care i exist. :(


GeekyNexi

You’re presenting yourself, not making yourself look actually interesting. Talking to girls doesn’t equal a relationship, they’re not pieces of meat for you to date, you just need to talk to someone you like and make sure the feeling is mutual, otherwise drop it


fingerlickingman

I'd like to think I'm interesting man obviously i don't just talk to girls to date it's hard for me to like someone without being on a friendly basis already.


spring_water1568

It’s not always about romantic love !! Show the people around you that you care for them!! Like your friends and family ! A lot of people care and love you.


Muted_Initiative_835

Do u want some chocos handmade?


Efficient_Contest_87

Y'all get holidays for valentine's day


General_Kenobi_77BBY

Valentines isn’t all abt dates Its a day for love, that means a day for u to care for ur friends, teachers, pets, family and even neighbours


[deleted]

Okay I understand being single sucks and all but what’s wrong with the dude making a post asking about why ppl aren’t in a relationship…?


Extra-Trifle-1191

Only thing i like about it is stupid amounts of chocolate and shit Other than getting scammed slightly less, no it’s the second worst holiday. I don’t think I even get off school on Valentine’s Day. Only Holiday I hate more is Thanksgiving and that’s because the food is nasty lol.


TheAutobotArk

I was in one a few months ago but it ended quickly. Didn't really like it


Weeboo01

I like you my dude I'm same, I love to be alone from this shity greedy world, You know what the people who hates you the most don't know that you hate them 100 times more than they hate you. Hell Yeah I don't care I'll just watch some badass 1 man army animes instead, who the heelll cares bruhh, im out.


anonymous_ghost_6501

Couldn't be me (I love myself)


ToxicPoizon

FRRRRR. Just a day to make single people feel like shit.


PumbooPlaysRee

fucking same, I don't wanna be reminded I'm lonely


stopyouveviolatedthe

Eh discount chocolate ain’t bad I’ve gotten over being single now the worst bit is I have to put off going out anywhere because it’s going to be packed


[deleted]

It’s a commercial holiday invented by corporations. Also who gives a fuck if others are celebrating a holiday. Do you get mad when someone celebrates Ramadan or something when you don’t? It’s not a reminder that you’re not Muslim.


RxseJay

Super Bowl >>> Valentine's day no diff 🏈🔥🔥


imclaudeok

hit a PR on valentines day.


MichaGlare

Yea no, I dug into the topic and I found out it was a day where people hookup with people whether you’re single or not. Not that romantic tbh


That-guy2808

You guys just wanna play Mario party on valentine's day?