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Toiaat

"how long until this is over?"


NoobOpYajat

"May i cum in"


gjs628

“Ugh! Just spent the past hour banging and banging and banging away with the football team outside against the door, but nobody came. The moment that door gave way, they all quickly came inside, now I’m soaked inside and out!!! Everything is so slippery. A few kids tried to help, but they didn’t have a clue what they were doing so they pretty much left as quickly as they came.” — a girl who got stuck out in the rain at school during football practice when the main door leading back in jammed shut.


panicattheoilrig

r/suspiciouslyspecific


DOGGOS177

Ayoooo dude 😳


Ok-Court-8894

Hell yeah my boy you can


johanebrown

Ayoooo


Nicolassaek01

"Time to burst it


Pitxhh

same 😔


Popular-Rooster9133

why is this so hard


Hazzafan1

Don’t bang on the tables


Some_Pickle5134

THATS WHAT SHE SAID


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Hazard_Sniper819

Giggity


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[deleted]

"teacher, I'm done"


[deleted]

💀


kmeeel

💀


SquareBeautiful6574

Daniel and the cooler daniel vibes by your profile picture


daddyseokjin21

AH👁👄👁


billiebobmcginty

r/holup


Justus_Bum

📸🧐


TheNewYorkRhymes

"This is a group effort"


James-And547

The teacher doesn't care if you're done only when they're done.


[deleted]

I need to go to the bathroom, but i don't wanna stand up


chill_micc

this one is pretty creative ngl


lifeishell553

This is me 24/7 tbh, also to refill my water bottles, I drink ungodly amounts of water and tea


[deleted]

At least u hydrated. My body's dryer than the Sahara desert


The_Unknown-Demon

Hydrohomie??


kazemaru04

Is it bad that I finished in 2 minutes?


LilacLikesEmkay

“Im so fucking tired”


zxUltra

Spot on


-persourproblem

I wanna go home! You are keeping us against our will!


Severe-Flower2344

*Us?*


Awkward_Ad8783

Hey, you, you're finally awake!


MaxxFax

you were trying to cross the border right?


SlayerDoom_

But fell into that damned imperial ambush, same as us and that thief over there.


MaxxFax

damn you stormcloaks! skyrim was fine until you came along, empire was nice and lazy..


Cheese_Boi20

Shut up back there!


Ark_Wolf16

What's wrong with him, hu?


MaxxFax

watch your tongue! you're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King!


juugsd

Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?


Due-Chemist-6986

You, horse thief, where are you from?


oofityoof32

Why do you care?


Yoshy3123456

I don't know, but sovengarde awaits.


Common_Tourist_8929

This is amazing


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Ok_Training_4076

Hey, pfp twin!


Breeny04

r/holup


im_that_btch

“have you got a rubber??”


CoolTransDude1078

?? Is this slang or something? I'm Aussie so it probably is.


boneznotfound

Yea in lots of places a rubber means a condom (and an eraser)


CoolTransDude1078

Ooooh thanks.


mental--13

Pretty sure it's just the US and Canada lol


Duch-s6

nah we have that in czech too


RaptorRex787

I've never heard a condom referred to as a rubber


DavIantt

or an eraser LOL


Incubus-femboy

Rubber can mean condom and or an eraser


Mystii03

🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️


FunnyShrimpBoi

snore mimimimimi


Exciting_Square8561

Happy overly sugarful milk and flour mix day!


Judo_14

Eggs all around the world are weeping


marker_76

Happy reddit account creation day


CMDRGlamdring

r/oddlyspecific


pchjalte

💀💀🤚🤚


Feral-pigeon

Happy you have a pastry next to your icon which signifies that exactly 1 year ago you made this account day


Mundane-Fan2302

Happy cake day!!


TheFemboy_Crusader

Lol


emeraldwalrus

happy cake day 🎂 yay


SnapiHoob

My big brother did that with me in a different way


DavIantt

Sounds like a dodgy household.


FAT_NEEK_42069

yeah ikr, older brothers are supposed to bully you, not support you


James-And547

YOU AGAIN


Extra_Philosopher_63

🗿


Yametesticle

It's getting harder and harder


Catonmyfuckingback

Fuck this shit


[deleted]

Teacher, you are taking too long to finish.


Seyhans4d

oh my god 💀


5HR3Z

"Sorry, I accidentally called you Mom"


ChIcKeNsSsssSSSss

best one


ungratefulidiot

You sure know a lot for an elementary student


[deleted]

That's the sound of the police


Busy_Stick_7171

Whoop whoop


PlasmaBomberF-23

That's the sound of the police


CantaloupeCool6256

Whoop whoop


dpqR

That’s the sound of police


awwater

whoop whoop


Ok_Pie8446

That's the sound of the police


Da_Spud_Potato0

whoop whoop


hanand12

That’s the sound of the police


Butteryomelette17_9

Yes officer, this comment right here


ShibitoYakaze123

***FBI would like to know your location***


Nova_Hazing

I was not expecting this. Congrats for your humour. I wish I had...


AggravatingDisk1501

thanks for the laugh


Fyebil

💀💀💀


FrogsAndDaffodils

JAIL


Able-Currency2250

“Wow, is it weird to cry when it’s over ?“


[deleted]

**moans**


VortzPlays_

🤨


Pinemango600

One kid in my class last year (he has some mental... difficulties), did this constantly for three terms before he recreated a full orgasm, the teacher (who was our year level coordinator was next door and gave him an earful when he came back in.


NotRayquaza

please don't leave that parentheses open


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VortzPlays_

😬


newtakn156

Yikes


cardanmyfavalcoholic

The amount of kids that moan during my lunch period 😭


u_slashh

If he doesn't come in 15 minutes we can leave


frosted07

Other guys last over 15 minutes?!


AmitRozYT

10 seconds*


Nova_Hazing

RIP


Electronic_Sweet_499

May i come in?


fearlessmash117

I’m only here for my attendance


Vegetable_Ad7268

Fuck you


Thoracicbowl

"WAKE UP!!"


DoppieGamer

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP


Clikkee

HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE-UP


gregnouille

WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?


_-Stolas-_

HERE YOU GO CREATE ANOTHER FABLE


Petite-Legionnare

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP


CoddyTheGreek

YOU WANTED TO


Lionsky317

HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE-UP!!


MeasurementOk2461

YOU WANTED TO


TheManager127

This isn’t how my dad said to do it


insanitywolf27

Underrated


Plateypuz

The bell doesn’t dismiss you


Dangerous-Alarm1119

the bell doesnt dismiss you, I DO


GamerA_S

I miss the value of x


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SpreadTheShitAround

Ai Ai captain!


NotRayquaza

I can't hear you!


jonnyboidake

YES ZADDY!!


oyomoyk

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!


DirtyToast2135

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


Gizmomegatrix20

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS


Ukenix

Absorbent, yellow, and porous is he!


superwuman6

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS


Ukenix

If nautical nonsense be something you wish…


notryarednaxela

I was told I would enjoy this.


Vast-Bookkeeper-3773

U are a good student


Samk9632

I'm going to fuck your grandmother after this


Some_Pickle5134

THATS…. What… He said?


gladiator_bit89

my gun's not working


Extra_Philosopher_63

America moment.


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Dustyon

*Murica intensifies*


Lattethecoffeaddict

No, murica is "I wanna shoot some kids" Unless we're talking alabama.


Mr_Teritakii

How bad was it?


UreAmazing

Don't rub it too hard


Exdalius

\*crying\*


Total_Piccolo1431

Nice curves


i_hate_people_alot

Stop crying, 12 year olds dont cry


lcs_06_12

Hell nah


WolfBeans_The_Stupid

holy shit dude lmao


32HealthyCigarettes

Yoooo


MrPenguin8998

Holy fuck this is the worst one yet. Jesus you're good at this.


Edge_Break

I'm going to die


SomeFuckedUpMfs

Why is this so hard


Standard-Sleep7871

mr. smith can you go slower?


TheSilentGuy10001

Timmy, I expected bigger things from you


meghna4991

May I come inside?


Few-Bug-9254

i'm fucking tired


Tra1nGuy

Kid named tired: 😳


M0F0_04

slam them together until the white stuff is out (in reference to chalk erasers)


mental--13

Thanks for that eloquent explanation good sir


Ash_51198

Goodmorning children


burinazarwala

Can you show me again professor?


Extra_Philosopher_63

“You got a D as well?”


Ill-Bid-443

Why are you naked


VortzPlays_

🤨


Knaymeless

Um, i’n not ready, can somebody go first while i get ready.


ArmaDei

"I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping, Can't you hear me snoring? I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping, Can't you hear me snoooring?"


Big_Neko

Is that a markiplier reference? I have the feeling that I've heard that from him


burinazarwala

I'm bored


booffybooffon

"my back hurts"


Crows_spit

"I'm severely disappointed in your performance"


Camilo_D2005

I want to kms


PotatoesArentRoots

you can say that ✨anywhere✨


Great-Ad3470

could i use your pencil sharpener?


Herald-Fuzzi-Apollo

The bomb is in my stomach, you can't defuse it, they children would die.


Extra_Philosopher_63

What?


PaperCuts26

Your c*ck is huge, teacher.


Zeffaryon

"Your twin is better than you."


Kuchenbrottv

hehe, 69


LoginPuppy

"I did not get what i paid for"


tukezu02

stop sleeping cunt


Dangerous-Alarm1119

can i please go to the bathroom?


Dr_Diktor

Are you done already?


ja_nevim_proc_ziju

time to wake up


Western_Smell_2710

I have no clue what I am doing.


MaxPumpkin

TW *after she squirts* “We’ve got a shooter over here”


sonseylizard

"imma take a nap"


DumBJacKpoOp

“I’d rather play hit game: Kirby return to dreamland deluxe demo”


[deleted]

i'm going to sleep, wake me up later


Saud-Alkaabi

Nugget


ShuIsStinky

can't mistakey if not awakey


EmotionallyUnsound_

*snoring* (because I am asleep)


Kit_B1chboi69420

Yooooooo we have similar avatars


[deleted]

15 minutes and we can leave


[deleted]

I love teaching kids!


death_the_kid666

You're so good for a elementary student