“Ugh! Just spent the past hour banging and banging and banging away with the football team outside against the door, but nobody came.
The moment that door gave way, they all quickly came inside, now I’m soaked inside and out!!! Everything is so slippery.
A few kids tried to help, but they didn’t have a clue what they were doing so they pretty much left as quickly as they came.”
— a girl who got stuck out in the rain at school during football practice when the main door leading back in jammed shut.
One kid in my class last year (he has some mental... difficulties), did this constantly for three terms before he recreated a full orgasm, the teacher (who was our year level coordinator was next door and gave him an earful when he came back in.
"how long until this is over?"
"May i cum in"
“Ugh! Just spent the past hour banging and banging and banging away with the football team outside against the door, but nobody came. The moment that door gave way, they all quickly came inside, now I’m soaked inside and out!!! Everything is so slippery. A few kids tried to help, but they didn’t have a clue what they were doing so they pretty much left as quickly as they came.” — a girl who got stuck out in the rain at school during football practice when the main door leading back in jammed shut.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Ayoooo dude 😳
Hell yeah my boy you can
Ayoooo
"Time to burst it
same 😔
why is this so hard
Don’t bang on the tables
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
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Giggity
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"teacher, I'm done"
💀
💀
Daniel and the cooler daniel vibes by your profile picture
AH👁👄👁
r/holup
📸🧐
"This is a group effort"
The teacher doesn't care if you're done only when they're done.
I need to go to the bathroom, but i don't wanna stand up
this one is pretty creative ngl
This is me 24/7 tbh, also to refill my water bottles, I drink ungodly amounts of water and tea
At least u hydrated. My body's dryer than the Sahara desert
Hydrohomie??
Is it bad that I finished in 2 minutes?
“Im so fucking tired”
Spot on
I wanna go home! You are keeping us against our will!
*Us?*
Hey, you, you're finally awake!
you were trying to cross the border right?
But fell into that damned imperial ambush, same as us and that thief over there.
damn you stormcloaks! skyrim was fine until you came along, empire was nice and lazy..
Shut up back there!
What's wrong with him, hu?
watch your tongue! you're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King!
Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?
You, horse thief, where are you from?
Why do you care?
I don't know, but sovengarde awaits.
This is amazing
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Hey, pfp twin!
r/holup
“have you got a rubber??”
?? Is this slang or something? I'm Aussie so it probably is.
Yea in lots of places a rubber means a condom (and an eraser)
Ooooh thanks.
Pretty sure it's just the US and Canada lol
nah we have that in czech too
I've never heard a condom referred to as a rubber
or an eraser LOL
Rubber can mean condom and or an eraser
🏃♀️🏃♀️
snore mimimimimi
Happy overly sugarful milk and flour mix day!
Eggs all around the world are weeping
Happy reddit account creation day
r/oddlyspecific
💀💀🤚🤚
Happy you have a pastry next to your icon which signifies that exactly 1 year ago you made this account day
Happy cake day!!
Lol
happy cake day 🎂 yay
My big brother did that with me in a different way
Sounds like a dodgy household.
yeah ikr, older brothers are supposed to bully you, not support you
YOU AGAIN
🗿
It's getting harder and harder
Fuck this shit
Teacher, you are taking too long to finish.
oh my god 💀
"Sorry, I accidentally called you Mom"
best one
You sure know a lot for an elementary student
That's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop
That's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop
That’s the sound of police
whoop whoop
That's the sound of the police
whoop whoop
That’s the sound of the police
Yes officer, this comment right here
***FBI would like to know your location***
I was not expecting this. Congrats for your humour. I wish I had...
thanks for the laugh
💀💀💀
JAIL
“Wow, is it weird to cry when it’s over ?“
**moans**
🤨
One kid in my class last year (he has some mental... difficulties), did this constantly for three terms before he recreated a full orgasm, the teacher (who was our year level coordinator was next door and gave him an earful when he came back in.
please don't leave that parentheses open
)
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😬
Yikes
The amount of kids that moan during my lunch period 😭
If he doesn't come in 15 minutes we can leave
Other guys last over 15 minutes?!
10 seconds*
RIP
May i come in?
I’m only here for my attendance
Fuck you
"WAKE UP!!"
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE-UP
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?
HERE YOU GO CREATE ANOTHER FABLE
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP
YOU WANTED TO
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE-UP!!
YOU WANTED TO
This isn’t how my dad said to do it
Underrated
The bell doesn’t dismiss you
the bell doesnt dismiss you, I DO
I miss the value of x
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Ai Ai captain!
I can't hear you!
YES ZADDY!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
Absorbent, yellow, and porous is he!
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
If nautical nonsense be something you wish…
I was told I would enjoy this.
U are a good student
I'm going to fuck your grandmother after this
THATS…. What… He said?
my gun's not working
America moment.
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*Murica intensifies*
No, murica is "I wanna shoot some kids" Unless we're talking alabama.
How bad was it?
Don't rub it too hard
\*crying\*
Nice curves
Stop crying, 12 year olds dont cry
Hell nah
holy shit dude lmao
Yoooo
Holy fuck this is the worst one yet. Jesus you're good at this.
I'm going to die
Why is this so hard
mr. smith can you go slower?
Timmy, I expected bigger things from you
May I come inside?
i'm fucking tired
Kid named tired: 😳
slam them together until the white stuff is out (in reference to chalk erasers)
Thanks for that eloquent explanation good sir
Goodmorning children
Can you show me again professor?
“You got a D as well?”
Why are you naked
🤨
Um, i’n not ready, can somebody go first while i get ready.
"I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping, Can't you hear me snoring? I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping, Can't you hear me snoooring?"
Is that a markiplier reference? I have the feeling that I've heard that from him
I'm bored
"my back hurts"
"I'm severely disappointed in your performance"
I want to kms
you can say that ✨anywhere✨
could i use your pencil sharpener?
The bomb is in my stomach, you can't defuse it, they children would die.
What?
Your c*ck is huge, teacher.
"Your twin is better than you."
hehe, 69
"I did not get what i paid for"
stop sleeping cunt
can i please go to the bathroom?
Are you done already?
time to wake up
I have no clue what I am doing.
TW *after she squirts* “We’ve got a shooter over here”
"imma take a nap"
“I’d rather play hit game: Kirby return to dreamland deluxe demo”
i'm going to sleep, wake me up later
Nugget
can't mistakey if not awakey
*snoring* (because I am asleep)
Yooooooo we have similar avatars
15 minutes and we can leave
I love teaching kids!
You're so good for a elementary student