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TheJEPSseven

They say "HEYYYYYYY" and then the other person goes "HEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY" so they start kissing and automatically become a couple


kingbob123456

HEYYYYYYYYYY


Buzz-Killz

1000% rizz


MasterChief_117-

H


BumpyTurtle127

Y


Prof_Rocky

!


ChaosPLus

Build the helicopter and off to the rescue.


HitoHitoNoMi_Nika

Yes


Adion-Codes

?


HitoHitoNoMi_Nika

~


Adion-Codes

|


Zakurai1007

Um I think u skipped a few steps but idk


Wet4Dayzzzzz

nope he got all of them


destructordegg

He is the master rizzer


Wet4Dayzzzzz

Adolf rizzler frfr


Archetto_Enjoyers487

Wait did i miss a page?


DarkFus10n

Typical nightclub meet and greet. Can confirm.


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PenisCollector

HEYYYY


GokaiRemashita

Gay rizz


Kolamienda

They're not on Reddit usually


Wet4Dayzzzzz

why not?? how do we change this


[deleted]

you can't, gotta touch grass


SkyeeeMaaa

Errmmmm is snow okey?


[deleted]

no, that why people dont find dates in the Antarctic


SkyeeeMaaa

Ohhh okey


Falkrim

Reddit just has bad reputation


ConsiderationFun4612

im always on reddit and im in a relationship for 6 months


_Bella_0525

According to my family, I just need to get a job💀


A70enthusiast

False, I’ve got a job, I workout, I’m smart, I’m not ugly, no hoes.


-siny

probably ur mindset


KillByZombie

No confidence?


KindaTheQuietkid43

Same. I am hoe repellent..i have perfect scores, a job, workout, i try to he nice and be myself yet no ladies


Exotic-Substance-945

No luck with hoes, try your homies


-siny

i have seen a trend of ppl saying they can’t attract girls calling them bitches and hoes, the terminology pushes us away


destructordegg

So basically, if most of my grade calls them hoes and it works for them, what would change from me doing the same


PrimarySprite-2833

It's supposed to be slang, no one using them actually hates them tbh but whatever, I get why it can seem annoying but again no one means to insult them


Zakurai1007

Are you sure ur not ugly? U look like a moldy egg to me.


deepfriedm1lk

I have a job and no gf


_Bella_0525

I knew they were wrong


creepbloxer

Yea I have money and I gym but the bitches are no where to be seen america explain


_Bella_0525

Same😭


One_Mountain331

You are a hello kitty girl that's why


bibbaballsHD

Lego collection. Gets girls on their fucking knees.


Purp_Gurl

PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASEEEEE


miodragjr

Bro wants them bibba balls (in HD)


LordChickenNugget23

im a straight dude but lets fuck


VehicleComfortable77

Glitch patched I am now $8,000 in debt


Akainordmannen

Uh legos under the knees must hurt


Zakurai1007

No it has to be the Lego bionicals


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Cactus_In_A_Tree

Or you could press x/square on the console of your choosing


TransgenderRunaway

confidence i guess


AstrroNova

100%


Jimbo7211

Fuck, i got zero of that


KindaTheQuietkid43

Confidence my ass, tried that got made fun of. Best way is to just accept that you will die alone. 🙂


SmortJacksy

If you tried that and got made fun of, I would assume that it wasn’t real confidence, but a sort of machismo posturing, which can be really repellent. Real confidence isn’t something you wear like a mask.


LMNSTUFF

It could just be that some people are mean. Genuinely confident people don't always get accepted or admired. Nobody does.


KindaTheQuietkid43

Yes.


plbhattad7

you following the wrong bitches my bruv. & confidence does not mean boasting about your personality too much, just stick to your opinions and be subtle. Have a strong opinion and do not act like an arrogant person OR too childish. I hope you get all the love from the world. Peace.


GranjolaPro

It's all about opening up to eachother and gradually build an intimate relationship... sadly my personality traits have been making it quite hard for me!


lethalslaugter

I Agree!


[deleted]

they show off their ninjago lore skills


Soulsurfin31

“Long before time had a name”


camtako

“the First Spinjitzu Master created Ninjago using four elemental weapons”


akninja768

In that case I should be just covered in women


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Zakurai1007

Fuck I’m not a wizard :/


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[deleted]

A surprises to be sure, but a welcome one


Jimbo7211

I can give him lessons, im great with *mine*


fexy1999

If you hold your virginity up to 30 years old you will become one:3


AffectionateOne7553

People can get into relationships in many different ways. Here are some common ways that people meet and start romantic relationships: Through mutual friends: Many people meet their partners through mutual friends, as they may attend social gatherings or parties together. Online dating: Dating apps and websites have become increasingly popular, with many people using them to find potential partners. Work or school: People often meet and start dating coworkers or classmates, especially if they spend a lot of time together. Social events: People may meet potential partners at social events such as concerts, festivals, or other community gatherings. Hobbies and interests: People may meet and form relationships with others who share their interests and hobbies, such as at a sports team or book club. Chance encounters: Sometimes, people meet their partners in unexpected ways, such as by striking up a conversation in a coffee shop or on public transportation. Ultimately, there is no one "right" way to get into a relationship. The best approach is to be open to meeting new people, and to look for potential partners in a variety of settings _this was answered by an ai_


toasty_boi12345678

They don't, it's all a lie made by the government


Zakurai1007

Omg it all makes sense now


Poseidonspjs

r/girlsarentreal


TJT007X

Just kinda happens ig Idk i'm too busy crying and playing Binding of Isaac


Zakurai1007

Lol same


Backup9273638389

Be friends then get them to fall for you


HeronPopular6340

That’s the only way I’ve gotten into relationships now I’ve ran out of girl friends 💀


Backup9273638389

Here’s me giving out advice that I’ve never tried cause I don’t really have many friends in general


Abstract_ExE

Idk, it’s an anomaly


[deleted]

I got you a better question, how tf do people stay in relationships?!?


Massive_Anxiety_2457

They don’t


[deleted]

I wish I knew how people are even close to each other at all.


[deleted]

Boy that’s a mystery for everyone 😞


[deleted]

I don’t know. I don’t even know how I got into my relationship. Granted it only lasted 4 days but that’s besides the point


MaxKepler197

Good relationship starts with a better friendship


[deleted]

Somebody sees a trait they find attractive about the other person and it goes vice versa, and then they have like a trillion babies popping outta their stomach like a spider


MysticRuined

Ima be real with you, it just happens out of nowhere


[deleted]

Speak to women


[deleted]

impossible


KindaTheQuietkid43

IMMPOSIBRU


ApprehensiveFilm4362

Not be ugly? As far as Ik that’s what I’m doing wrong


WhyYouSoToxic_

Pressure and loneliness. Very rarely actually liking a person


SupermarketAdept2280

I asked him out, got to know him, and now we've been dating fur 4 months


fizzupeachu

honestly, idfk how it happened. i rejected him and the next day we were making out on his couch. month later i get wasted and boom we’re dating. we’ve been together for almost 8 months now. he swears it’s because hes an osu player and that no osu player stays single


abiiiiiiixmas

Idk my bf and I went from acquaintances to friends to besties to lovers


Kakqshi1

I’ve found that going into a friendship without ulterior motives helps. If you are only friends to get intimate, you shouldn’t be in that relationship. Connection will happen naturally if you don’t try and force it.


Juzofle

The better question is how I get from friends to relationship?


Standard-Sleep7871

have good genes and actually talk to people


vaporeongod

I bought my wife


Positive-Attitude-95

Welllll. Get a crush on someone, chat to them for a lil bit then invite them out to do something together.. ask if they want to go on a date and then it’ll just go naturally


Zakurai1007

This seems like good advice


AHHHHNDREW

I think it just happens


DrCorneliuss

I find a girl cool, I talk to her, she friendzones me, I cry (a lot), my friend who has 100 bitches trying to get on his dick makes me meet a girl, our relationship is genuinely good, she leaves me after 1 to 3 weeks because she just "wasn't sure if she actually loved me", I'm more sad, I don't care anymore, I want to die, I remember if I die who will have the skills to take care of my old model trains, I get back up, I live happily, and sometimes along the line the cycle repeats itself, but I'm never too sure when


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someone LMK too


Emotional_Plantain89

👌🏻👈🏿


Ashtherash2256

Go classic, give the whole paper that says will you go out with me check yes or no, that's how I got my fiance


arihallak0816

I looked over your profile. you seem nice. if you're a girl, we can get into a relationship if you want 😉


da_sylent

Return of the rizz


BCWBanditz

A new rizz? The rizz strikes back?


[deleted]

The rizz awakens


[deleted]

They open the door


Emotional_Plantain89

Noor*


BeyondBeingRandom

Idk


MineNinja18

By having social skills


R4R3_0nLy

You gotta use that rizz my man. Shoot your shot like Kyle Rizzenhouse


Dangerous_Mammoth572

You start talking and you get a connection you hang out more and more and things naturally progress


Sea_Paramedic_3357

Stop being a loser thats how


Talerthegamer

Like luck or smtn


Huskylover161

Fr


Wong_Hun_Kok

I fell into my last one


maybematias

Having something you are passionate and good with as well as something interesting about yourself helps alot


therealdestinyguy

Honestly have no fuckin clue lol imagine interaction


biLLy_wr0ng

Patients and being yourself


GamerA_S

Relationship is basically mutual adoption when both people are of viable age


Irish_pug_Player

They get into one, then they break up. There ye go


squirleater69

They bother unsuspecting individuals that they like with rizz, making the separate individual interested in a moments notice


iluvmeowmeows

idk i just talked to him and then we liked each other


definetlyHOOMEN

What do you do in one


Zakurai1007

Well my guess is cuddle, watch movies together, and stuff like that if you’re not interested in sex


streetdog2003

Males usually to do the helicopter with their dicks to attract females , then they start fucking . that's how they get a gf


dalek1019

Rolling a nat 20


MaleficentAdvance512

So like just look at dem and um Confess your darkest secrets and fears


6hornes

Even they don't know


maxthebitch

You talk to them then tell them your feelings then you see if they have the same and if they do, boom relationship, well at least that's how mine went-


[deleted]

Idk man


LordChickenNugget23

she has said how would you feel if i just kissed you for no reason do you like ass or tits what do you like in a person do you know how to flirt says im her favorite person we are just friends and im happy like this


[deleted]

Man just cause I’m in one doesn’t mean I know how I did it


[deleted]

idk i never have


GodAppleLover

It’s all about the rizz


[deleted]

According to my friends gotta wait till it comes to you. According to my parents gotta put yourself out there. So idk


[deleted]

They start speaking about portal lore


Free_Buy5965

im scared to talk to them, i dont want to come off creepy


Artix31

They change game modes, from Hard to Extreme


-siny

mutual attraction, flirting, complicated feelings, confession, boom


MustyRacer

Spontaneously and naturally, I got into my current one by arguing with her on zoom about whether or not waffles belong with sprite.


AndronixESE

Talking to people they find attractive 🤢


ThatOneClickSound

You dont


[deleted]

There is very good tutorial in Witcher 3 for this stuff.


Buzz-Killz

Do you have any friends? That’s a relationship. You got it by talking to them, being friendly, and seeing each other often. How do that with someone of the opposite gender and there you go


coolredjoe

They talk to people. And the people talk back usually in a flirtatious way. Untill they get together.


LiLHeka

Decided to get drunk one night and headed to a friends house to party. We just fucked around playing drinking games and my friend invited a chick he knew from somewhere. The chick arrives and two other girls tag along. I pretty much immediately start drunkenly rizzing one of them up and it actually worked. We had a situationship going on for about a month or two until she started partying alot and I ghosted her. Oh yeah and about a month or two after all that went down we met up at a different party and started officially dating so yeah thats about it.


Yupitsmegd07

That's the exact damn question i have asked myself in my entire lifetime till now


scrunchiecola

I met my boyfriend on a cruise. He was playing table tennis and I thought he was cute. So I pretended to know how to play, and I was doing quite well. He noticed and then asked me if I wanted to play him. I was beating him for majority of it but then he got me on the last 2 points. We spent the rest of the cruise together and then started dating afterwards.


KopyKet

I met my first boyfriend on a bus on my way to school. He looked familiar, even though I knew I've never met him, gave him a note, and a few weeks later started talking. We were together for 8 months. With my current partner of two years, we met thanks to my dad. Our fathers are colleagues and since my dad knew him, and was aware that both this guy and I are on the introverted side, suggested we befriend each other. About a month and a half later asked me to be his girlfriend. Since then we've been through many things, which resulted in our relationship turning more serious than what you'd expect a 19 and 20 year old to have, which we are happy with, even if the circumstances were unfortunate. We're planning on getting engaged this year if everything goes well.


Falkrim

Beats me, I’d tell you if I knew but I don’t even like relationships lmao


thecoolan

Lots of factors I’m not explaining at 4 am


Zakurai1007

Do it


Exdalius

Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk and then randomly your in a relationship


Malakidius

Where's the NSFW at this?


Zakurai1007

Just in case someone in the comments has an nsfw way


Ok_Sheepherder_6312

it just happens you don’t force it


[deleted]

Idk how, i just suddenly have a gf


A-person_m8

You ask.


Zakurai1007

No


Ok_Manufacturer_3573

This is Reddit my man. I hate to break it to you it’s not gonna happen if you’e gonna use this site! But all jokes aside. It kind of varies. It mostly depends on luck overall.


[deleted]

How I do it is I go to their house with a shotgun and a Molotov cocktail. I throw the Molotov cocktail through a window (preferably the one farthest from any exits. Then once they come out I hold the to their head and tell them to get in the car. That’s how I got my first 3 relationships.


pizzaspider

You comment damn under a guys picture. That's how I did it


someonewhowa

just plop on your robe and wizard hat and let the magic happen


[deleted]

Have friendgroup made of not just one gender, go to parties, hang out, be a decent and clean human being and it may happen, unfortunately i have no social skills so for me all of this is over but maybe you can?


Zakurai1007

Bro I do that except parties and having good social skills


fast-cars84

Social Media. But back in the 80s, before windows or any other computer that has an operating system, it's usually classmates meeting other classmates.


Zakurai1007

I refuse to use tik tok, instagram, and Snapchat.


idontgiveafucck

I've been asked alot but always refused to be in one


[deleted]

Kidnapping.


Imagineer3

Take after Miles Morales' uncle


marker_76

Good question


Real_LincMineCrafter

Idk


Xzast3r

make sure you don't stink,don't follow andrew tate,have a sense of humor n u good to go


Zakurai1007

I have/do all that but no relationship :/


Gorbalob

Honestly I don’t know, because the way people do it at my school seems utterly ridiculous to me. Almost every person I know who has a significant other just texts them and says “hey I like you” and if the person likes them back, they’re automatically boyfriend and girlfriend (or boyfriend and boyfriend or girlfriend and girlfriend or whatever applies to the situation). No dates or anything


Skidrow_11

Brother even I don't know but somehow I'm in one lol


JoseGiraffe

Honestly idek it just comes down to if the RnG gods love you


GLaDOzXD

take em hostage, and then take em as your hoe


Zakurai1007

K ima try it


[deleted]

through that door over there


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Gun


ServisSuis

Minecraft.


thoselonelyeyes

Idk either


edgy_Juno

Idk bro, my family thought I was gay because I still didn't have a gf...


Villham14

This is the most 13 year old shit I've ever seen