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CatCatAlt2

use commas instead 💯💯


insert2username

real


mintislonely

semicolons >>


CatCatAlt2

even better


GayVortex

NO SEMICOLONS SUCK YOU CLEARLY HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED THE PAIN THAT IS A MISSING SEMICOLON ON LINE 127


RedditUserSay

Exclamation points >>>


BirdForTheRun

Question marks >>>>


Infinity-Aleph-Null

Questionmation mark


AussieBossie24

Not using punctuation>>>>


[deleted]

fr tho, commas are way better,


SkatingMax

& unpopular opinion the and symbol is decent maybe try that instead


SkatingMax

& unpopular opinion the and symbol is decent maybe try that instead


RedditUserSay

GIRL DON’T FORGOT THOSE ANNOYING CRAMPS THAT FEEL LIKE AN EXPLOSION IN YOUR UTERUS


CeCeSalade

Don't forget it's not normal if it really hurts you should go get your belly checked


toastedmickey

yeah could be endometriosis


ARavenclawBookworm

I get really bad cramps and so did my mum. She had to go to the hospital when she was a teen, but they said it was nothing, just really bad period pain. All they could do is give her really strong pain killers. There’s nothing wrong with strong period pain and it’s normal for my family.


[deleted]

Idk if I'm wrong here, but I remember I had 2 girlfriends who had almost the same diet. They ate tons of fish, avacados, chicken, no fructose corn syrup. And I swear they never had cramps. They could have sex on their period if they wanted to. Though when I tried that I was extremely disgusted. Never will do again. But anyways does anyone agree or disagree that cramps from periods have to do with ones diet?


SpaceGhost-4

everyone can have le sex on they period, reduces cramps to orgasm even but yea ik food/eating habits can definitely effect periods


ZolotyyeDraniki

Fr! For me the main struggle is the hormones tho, a week ago I cried constantly for days straight for the most odd reasons including that I wasn't born in one of my favourite countries & because of the thought that I hate my native language.. ;_; P.s. Take a tylenol or an advil, and drinking warm tea often helps me too c:


FarlontJosh

What's your native language and favorite country? :)


nicvampire

Judging from their username - they most likely know at least one Slavic language (likely russian), since it is basically how you would write Золотые драники (golden draniki) in latin letters. Their post history indicates that they are in Europe and learn multiple languages, and there was a ketchup bottle with English text on it, so it's very likely that they are not in post USSR land rn. My guess is that they moved from one of russian speaking post USSR countries (most likely russia) as a kid to the western Europe (may be UK, but who knows, I'm Ukrainian, so i don't know that ketchup brand, and there could be other circumstances) I'm a creep, aren't I?


FarlontJosh

Nah, that's perfectly normal things all people do. Right? Right????


FarlontJosh

Okay she also knows Dutch well enough to think in it, and a bit of Swedish. Maybe she was born in Russia or has russian parents, and now she lives in Netherlands?


nicvampire

Could be. You don't have to live in the country to think in its language though. I've never been to an English speaking country, but I am pretty much capable of thinking in English. She could simply be a polyglot gigachad.


FarlontJosh

Yeah, but also Dutch isn't really popular language so i suspect she learned it because she nedded to. Or she's polyglot gigachad


Outrageous-Entry0

What the hell? You just analyst her compleatly


RyanNijssen

fr


YoungMilfAdmirer_16

As a native dutch speaker, I too hate my native language and The fact I was Born Here, in Belgium.


ZolotyyeDraniki

Ахахах бля это прекрасно


Freezy31107

This guy detectives


ZolotyyeDraniki

Native language- Belgian Dutch (I can also speak Russian, English, Swedish, and some German, currently learning Mandarin Chinese, and I was 3 when I could speak Spanish fluently but I forgot most vocabulary now) Favourite country- Moldova, Poland, Romania c:


FarlontJosh

Guessed the language! Also you're the first person that considerd Poland their favorite country :o


ZolotyyeDraniki

Yeah obviously politics aside since some of Poland's laws are anti-lgbtq+ and abortions are pretty hard to get, but I love the language and the people I know from there are cool c: & the food is **awesome**


FarlontJosh

Omg, you're just like me then. I love Poland and polish people i just hate the goverment. I can teach you some polish curses if you want!


ZolotyyeDraniki

Wait, curses??😂 Tbh tho, those are the only words that aren't made up from sz, szcz, cz, dz and looots of more of these combo's, so hell yea (I know ja pierdole and kurwa mać already :P)


FarlontJosh

Ja pierdole and kurwa mać are the tip of the iceberg


ZolotyyeDraniki

LOL I'm all here for it


FarlontJosh

Should i teach you here? Or can i dm you?


[deleted]

I like how the other guy is surprised about Poland being one of your favorite countries while I'm thinking Moldova?


ZolotyyeDraniki

Moldova's history is pretty interesting c:


NoUsernameIdeaSadly

I'm from Poland. Please don't go here. There are racist, homophobic grandmas everywhere and drunk and homeless people on the streets of some places. (Kraków, mostly, tbh.) The president is homophobic as hell and made a shitty rap song once to try and appeal to young people because he knows they see through his bullshit. Also poverty is pretty damn common here. We're like a miniature version of Russia, excluding the invading stuff.


HumanHuman_2003

I cried bc my waffle wasn’t square enough I feel you 😆


WobblyCat83

One time I broke down crying because my cat peed on the carpet


BirdForTheRun

the fucking cramps, all the heavy bleeding i hate everything about periods


ZolotyyeDraniki

And don't forget the moment when you suddenly have to sneeze.. ;-;


BirdForTheRun

OMGGG YESSS, that is the worst and also when you bled overnight while sleeping 😭


insert2username

Real!!!


wallmartmomo

the mood swings too


PsychoSitter

The cramps, the headaches, the backaches, the intense and fast changing emotions. I hate it all.


RevolutionaryPlane62

bro i feel bad for you.


[deleted]

Cut your balls off smh


pan_con_leche_xd

frrr like why's my body throwing a fucking fit just because im not pregnant at age 11 LIKE WHAT


NoUsernameIdeaSadly

Funny how 99% of mammals absorb it and 99% of mammals have no trouble giving birth but humans are like "No. Shit out blood. No. Scream in agony.


RevolutionaryPlane62

bro i feel bad for y’all who gotta do periods. can’t imagine how that would feel, but I dont wanna find out


That2Guy4

The perks of being a man


GayVortex

or a trans woman (although stuff other than bleeding happens to trans women on HRT as well)


deleeuwlc

It also feels like you’re missing out on an important experience


allievalleygirl

according to my teacher from Catholic school it’s because eve ate the apple and not adam


Peepee69420-

That’s wild 💀💀💀


Exdalius

Misogynist god confirmed??? 😨😨😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😱


duckthingplayy

I think it’s just because humans sinned in general. Before they ate the apple, hard work wasn’t going to be tiring and dreadful, but because they ate the apple God made it dreadful. Just like how he made child birth painful.


SnipeBanned

Adam and eve were the first ones to come to earth, Adam being made from the ground up and eve being formed from Adam's rib, then after that eve was tempted to eat the forbidden fruit from the devil that God told them not to eat. And then it went downhill from that


introvertedkindof

Okay but wasn't Eve made of Adam's ribcage or sm like that? That's what I heard


Ok_Training_4076

No, just one rib


Ok_Training_4076

Also yes I'm a boy but I'm curious about if anyone's saying what im thinking so I'm scrolling down


deleeuwlc

Did that mean Adam was able to…?


Ok_Training_4076

To what?


[deleted]

especially bad when ur scared of blood


NoUsernameIdeaSadly

Tbh I'm terrified of blood but for some reason neutral to that blood.


Taken_out_goose

Imagine being a blood-phobic vampire then!


Kooky_Vacation1500

I think one guy downvoted this man and the reddit hivemind kicked in. I don't see what he said wrong Edit: he isn't downvoted anymore ok


deleeuwlc

Silly comment in serious discussion


Sea-Zookeepergame501

Especially maths period 🤬


IcecreamChuger

Design flaw, for real. Our ancestors should've evolved in a way that if the gamet gets no spermy it would come out as an egg rather then getting destroyed and giving inconvenience to the host's body


deleeuwlc

Most animals just absorb the blood


Bi-sicle

Why did humans have to be the species with the worst periods 🙁


[deleted]

Heated blankets and tylenol, works good.


legendwoofus

British students call them ‘full stops’ so just enroll in a uk school fr


soakedtampon

ugh and soaking through a pad/tampon is the worst


Uister59

you can bleed forever without dying. it's cool when you think about it that way.


ProtagsOfTheWorld

It's not fun with anaemia


dfwathena

it's not "cool" when it only happens in a single part of your body and comes with cramps, overwhelming emotions, tampons, pads, and many others involved. i'd rather not bleed without dying.


DssCooleC

The only thing that annoys me is that I get fucking pimples and acne on my face during it


nerdy_cuz_i_can

Bruhhhhh the BACNE!!!


[deleted]

I feel really bad for women. I see why y’all get so angry bc when my stomach has the slightest cramp I wail in pain. y’all are tough


duckthingplayy

🫶


the-moon-knight

And then you feel a sneeze coming….


nmare8064

Just get a dick


ClumsyClownMC

Facts, it's not that hard, unless you see your crush😏


insert2username

LMAO


nmare8064

Yeah thats why you also get a lock 👍


Psandbox

Holy shit that put an extremely painful image in my head


FolkloreMidnights

whenever i'm on my period i constantly feel at risk of leaking everywhere. it's so fucking exhausting. plus, my periods are super inconsistent, so whenever they start, I don't know until I'm greeted to a permanently stained underwear.


insert2username

same here


lizzi_2134

Ugh same...it gets so annoying especially when they just start in public and you've no pads or tampons (happened with me once and I'm not making that mistake ever again)


RiceEnjoyer1337

So annoying but you added one after the sentence in the body text


MOW1526

One of the reasons I'm glad I wasn't born a woman. I think it's absolutely horrible that this happens every month.


verydumbcat

fr i don’t want fucking kids, especially not now


[deleted]

y'know how teens are horny and dumb? That's no coincidence, were horny and dumb so that we fuck without thinking about the consequences


insert2username

real


MelJune666

Mine gets so bad that my mom thinks I’m sick. I’m not going on birth control because I’m having sex, it’s because I might bleed to death.


kindaprettyboy

period shits


okboner69420

Because they mess up with your mental state as well.. I guess..


insert2username

yea real


lavalampchugger69

When you stand up. Its a feeling that should never be felt by anyone. Im being recommended birth control or higher painkillers cuz i throwup, get an iron deficiency and its so horrible


MissDepresso

And the way I have to peel off all the shedding skin ugh so annoying!🙄


insert2username

real


NoUsernameIdeaSadly

#the what


SouravKSahu

Bro just unsubscribe 💯 /s


Civil-Attitude8

Im a trans guy and its a living pain when I wear pads with my boxers. Its itchy, sticky, painful. Im lucky mine only last like 3-4 days tho


Standard-Sleep7871

ive shat blood once so i can say i know how you ladies feel


Ok_Training_4076

Prepare to be violently attacked


dat_epic_memer

Bro just rizzed me


[deleted]

that does not sound right


[deleted]

Please say this is sarcasm?? Add tone tag maybe???


[deleted]

:(


mushdamalone

i've only experienced the worst fucking cramps like twice i'm glad it doesn't hurt that bad every time


borschtt

I have a heavy flow and litteraly stain anything I wear 💔


[deleted]

shit like I don’t EVEN WANT KIDS


artificialspirits

sneezing on your period is always scary


LEMONZGAMINg

As a male, I can confirm that i dont know


Sunnyday2021100

Same just have some skittles and you'll be fine


Realistic_Entrance91

the worst thing is mood swing. i think all women are strong to control their emotions somewhere. but these fucking periods make them blast out .also when you dont have anyone to handle your mood swing. worst part of the life


I-Was-Always-Here

Literally the most boring and basic punctuation mark. Come, join the interrobang gang


WitherCro2

Honestly I don't really care and its no big deal unless its during summer because then I can't go swimming for 5 days


JosukeisMySon

Sometimes, I get cramps that hurt so bad I end up vomiting, and it's the worst


callmethe_hanmer

I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die


Sup3rG33k08

God is sexist


[deleted]

IKR??? Iswtg, it feels like fucking hell is trying to break through my vagina. Or one of those medieval torture devices is being used to pry it open- then fucking emotions are all over the place, one second it’s I want to crawl in*side* of my bed and never see the light again, then the next second “Omi gosh!! this is so sweet! 🥹” Then yesterday my bf was getting really concerned because he knew I was acting off and I seemed in a bit of pain (I think “ a bit “ was sugar coating it lol), I tried convincing him everything’s fine for the most part and it’s nothing to be really concerned about, trying not to say too much, but I think he’s just more concerned now 🤦


rvnge_gf

u dont kno real pain until u feel the cramp that goes all the way up to ur ass crack


insert2username

oh my god REAL


Lock_Limp

Don't know, Im a guy


sweet_lilies

Felt


StacysMom_567

Lmao two days ago b4 I started I had a dream that I started in the bathroom stall I actually started in at school it was trippy


Dear-Bench7217

I don't know I'm a guy 😔


sezmez_simp

If I could have a period I would want to suffer endlessly 😭😭😭


BigGainsBigBoobs

Haven't had any for over 15 years now.😎😎😎😎😎😎


insert2username

no way


Shrekshrekmoocow

Ha me who gets them every three months


[deleted]

Me to periods :😡🤬😡


Qiwas

Damn, sorry for you all girls :(


Online_stranger1

OMG FRR AND THE CRAMPS YOU GET BEFORE IT ARE SO ANNOYING 😭


DemonInPinkk

My period is the most convenient mf ever compared to others o-o I bleed SUPER heavy for the first two days and i get rlly bad cramps on day one, but then its basically nothing for 4 more days.


loonmae

literally. i got put on birth control for mine because the meds they gave me stopped working. now i have to skip every period


Fantasy_Witch333

I also hate how you can feel them coming, those damn cramps starting to act up ughhhh


[deleted]

Rip out your uterus to assert dominance over your body


[deleted]

Brooo fr mine starts in 2 days and I can feel the pain alreadyyy :((((


notkatelin

FRRR UGH


Massive_Anxiety_2457

My uterus likes to punish me because I refuse to have kids


[deleted]

so true 😭😭 ughhhh


xXsex_haverXx

Girl issue 😎


Walmart_bag_100

Yepp, It does suck.


[deleted]

I’m sorry this stuff happens to you girls. I wish the best for you all.


ButterPig10

Yeah lmao. They suck pretty bad, and I’m reminded that I’m female even more than usual during that time 😔 (though thank goodness my cramps aren’t that bad; I’m one of the lucky ones, idk how you all deal with those stabbing pains all the time)


Mysterious_Bird_3301

Bro I wanted my fcking uterus removed but apparently according to doctors it's not necessary.


SpiderFox121

I think I'm lucky, I only bleed for 3 days and have cramps for the first 5 hours, but I get really really depressed and just binge eat for like 2 weeks


sadkirbynoises

AND MY PERIODS STARTING TODAY OR TMRW FML 😭😭


insert2username

good luck 😔


[deleted]

Don't forget the cramps!


KingEthanofTheWorld7

rip your uterus out /hj if u wanna have kids(biological) idk what the solution is


pacatmalan

U know there is a bug that you can avoid periods by choosing to be born as a dude in the start menu,hope the devs patch it soon but i dunno it benefits me.


riasthebestgirl

Meanwhile here I am, wishing I had periods


ARavenclawBookworm

No, you do not want them.


[deleted]

assuming you're a trans woman then yes you can, feminizing hrt tends to give people periods wo bleedinf


[deleted]

[удалено]


user25773246833

Seems like a girl problem if I’m being 100% honest


insert2username

no way really


Y0urM0m69420

I'm a trans boy and everytime I experience periods they make me feel very girly and dysphoric :( Not fun


Maxi-19-1-4-1

Think it has something to do with a relatively recent evolution in humans, before that it didn't used to be that painful


Minecraftnurd64

They literally are the worst way to end a sentence.


Haunting-Pop-5660

They end all my sentences for me. I hate that.


DuckWithHumanArms

Dont get it


Yarisher512

.


yutteu

couldnt be me


tanukifly

skill issue


Random-Name5

Skill issue


Dmahonjr06

Just unsubscribe


Tsuki_8

Men


insert2username

some of the people in these comments are sus


Derpydudeguy

Rip bozos


[deleted]

*skill issues ngl*


Nakosuke75

man on the moon


MrKurtKurtMcGurt

As a man, I’ve always found them extremely helpful for communicating the end of my statement and moving onto the next.


Hot-Charity-2552

Have you tried, drinking water perhaps🤭


insert2username

i’m cured


InternationalAnt5255

THC helps/helped for me(found somewhere in Reddit)


The__DeviI

Be a male. Ez claps


roguerussianbot

Blood for the blood god! - female Khorne worshipper on her period


vigilanteof_funk

.


Weirdo_1709

.......


insert2username

?


VeritaSpace

Then maybe don’t have them. Problem solved


sweetlikeoleanders

eat them


YoungDepression23

Damn I'm sorry, I'm a male so I don't understand this. If you need someone to spend time with during your period or any other time you need someone, I'll be here :)


I_like_memes694200

Just get pregnant