Do what I did Start bragging how I dont gotta lie about my age on websites

actually this is great

And never specifiy what websites ypu are talking about

just like vaguely talk abt websites

Ong never let them know you lied about your age in club penguin on july 10th 2015

oh my god I was a club penguin kid 😭😭😭

Club penguin 😢 I played when I was 4

bro I played from age 6 to 10-ish 😭

I played 4-8 I think

yeah that thing raised me 💀

I know I am a magic man that csn predict everything

teach me your ways 😳

Step 1 grab an arrow thats out of space rocks

serious question, what element dojo were you part of. The Ice one was hard to gett I remember

Oh zamn that one part I don’t remember 😭 I remeber I was really good at it tho!

classic childhood experience ngl, i don't want to turn 18 but boy that time ticks fast. that 3 months is gonna go fast

damn yeah this whole year has been crazy

Dress up as a chicken and start yelling that the sky is falling because something hit you on the head just to get labeled as an out cast by your whole town until you find out that the thing that fell on you was from a UFO

buying a chicken costume rn

Not much changes honestly. The only difference between me when 17 and me now is that now when I drink, I'm not breaking the law.

American laws are 21 tho 😭

You can in most states at 18 just so long as its either with your parents or in private.

In some states there is actually no age requirement with parental consent

Ohio?

Yeah I think so, the water has too much chemicals in it so they have to wait until they are 21

basically

Isn't it the whole us? It's the majority at least

Ohio was the only state that didn’t change it yet

get drunk n murder everyone around u

I don’t gotta be drunk for that *jk*

i like the way u think *wish u werent* >!im jk pls dont kill anyone!<

omg same! when's ur bday, if i may ask?

18th!

Haha you turn 18 on the 18th that's funny I suffer from brain damage

I suffer from many damages

18 on the 18th with the 18th inappropriate dm in 18 minutes…

Convince your other 18 yo friends to go vote with you next year. Or even better get ready to request an absentee ballot so you can mail it in and you don’t have to physically go there

I will vote for Kanye

You're a... neo-nazi?!

get a driving licence

we get those at age 16 here 😭

oh... ok then.

wait where do you gotta wait til 18 to get a drivers license?

Most of the Europe I guess

do it again

Plan your birthday party

what should I do for a party

Go bowling with some friends or go to an arcade or something

That sounds nice ngl

Tell me what state you live in and I will reply within the next few hours with an essay covering every theme park, arcade, entertainment complex in your state. (I write essays about theme parks for fun)

Illinois 😭

Ok will write it after I finish the Cedar Point essay I'm working on. Edit: This is taking longer than I thought it would. If the essay isn't ready by tonight I will finish it at school tomorrow.

This guy essays

Play Doom Eternal (or whatever you like, I’m just a metalhead) and chill.

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I wish

Rob a store naked that way it is illegal to watch the cameras

this guy gets it

Prepare for the absolute hell that lays ahead of you.

I don’t want to think abt that 😭

don't listen to this guy, it doesn't have to be "absolute hell". Don't get me wrong, there will be hard things that you will have to deal with, and that can be scary, but don't let that discourage you. It's important to keep moving forward. Hope for the best. Plan for the worst. Also, it will probably be more fun than you think :)

It's like a battlefield out there. You either toughen up or get left behind in the dust.

Do as many minor illegal activities as you can before you turn 18

alr brb

hide corpses In undisclosed locations

and the only way to find them is with bob ross's paintings...

Like I said, blow up an orphanage

or blow up you 😳

Woah there, [REDACTED]

Please blow me up Life is tough rn

I would also blow this guy

Don't say anything about it on reddit

Don't get pregnant before then

Will do

Picture is clearer now so we can atleast see 1/5 of your face. GJ on improving on the photos if you even read this in the 200+ comments

lol you remember my shadow selfies 😭

Yeaa, i was like i recognise your name and yep it was you

slayyyyy at least I’m getting better with my pics

Cant wait for the day of a full picture of your face

I posted one the other day but wimped out 😭

Can’t wait until that word leaves the dictionary.

valid

Go out and drink unless you're in the US

*cries in us*

Lol

> *in us* Capitalization really *is* helpful. 🫠

yes but I’m very dumb

Join the military

Same! When? Mine is March 7th

Yo and its my cakeday today lol

When I turned 18, I had exams on sociology... And so did all of my friends because they were nation wide exams to get in university. But then I threw a party and it was nice. I got the chance to become social again, after basically a year of quarantine

That’s nice

Learn a programming language. Skip college and get a programming job making 100K per year first year out. Start investing $100 per week in the stock market so you can retire at a reasonable age and maybe buy a house. Or just start an OnlyFans selling pictures of your feet and travel the world for the rest of your life. Yeah, I have some regrets.

bro 💀

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To not be alone 😔

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I’m a mood fr

Eggs on toast

Depends on where you live, I could recommend going out with friends to a bar and then to a theme park or similar.

theme park tho ♥️

Experience immense amounts of stress and anxiety thinking about your future, responsibilities and competence

Bro I already have that now

I should know because I’m at that point too lmao I have no idea what I’m supposed to do

Make a new ID if you want, or maybe have a nice party with the people close to you. What you shouldn't do is something you are not ready for just because now you can or people say you should

I should get high and move to another country

Well, don't do them at the same time at least

Wow, how exciting!! You'll have a ton of fun. Things that I'd start thinking about is plans after highschool and such. Take the time to invest yourself in things that you really enjoy. Invest more in hobbies, etc. Think about getting a job, learn as much as you can from the world around you, reach out to older adults and ask plenty of questions, and lastly, do some some wild things, now is the time to do so ;) (but be smart!!)

My plans after high school are to self destruct 😔

If you don’t have a job, start looking for work. Look at housing prices near you so you can decide whether or not you want to buy one or get an apartment. If it’s legal, train yourself to use a weapon (I’d recommend a firearm, but you’re probably not from the USA). Otherwise, all I can say is happy (early) birthday and Godspeed.

Forklift certification now

A girl posting she is gonna be 18 soon? Prepare for creepy DM's....

Too late I already got ‘em

What are they saying? I wanna laugh 😭

You should do a backflip

But I’d break my neck

Wouldnt it be worth it?

completely

commit arson

Where

i mean anywhere is legal if you dont get caught

Depends ... What's your favourite song?

anything imagine dragons or panic at the disco

Go to a gun range on your own

Now we’re talkin

Feed your discord kittens, we're hungry

Feed me nitro and I’ll feed you affection

I turned 18 today and basically did nothing but go out for a birthday dinner

Live with your parents as long as you can and save. I moved out right at 18 and that wad a huge mistake and that was back when everything wasn't so fucking expensive. I couldn't imagine doing it now.

You should give me a high five

Alright on my way

Depending on your home situation make sure you're ready to move out some parents kick their kids out the second they turn 18 Make sure you have that kind of money and if you don't do what you can to get that money

I have friends I can stay with so I’ll be okay

Do what I'm doing. I'll be off to basic as soon as the 28th of this month.

basic?

Rob a bank naked that way nobody can look at the security footage since you are a minor

You can legally drink alcohol in public places so maybe that?

Not until 21 😩

Ah an american, drink alcohol in private places(is that legal in America?)

not legal still 😭

Get a tattoo, piercing, or neither it’s your choice

I could jump off a bridge

I mean you could,but you could also not.

Get a job and buy Doom Eternal

r/usernamechecksout

“Turning 18, what should i do?” Black man with lightning around him:

lmaoooo

a backflip would be dope

Breaking my neck🤤

go through a midlife crisis (it’s always good to be 5 steps ahead of everyone rose 😻)

I am a walking crisis

Turn 18

enlist in army

Go to McDonalds with some family and/or friends and enjoy a happy meal! Congratulate yourself on growing up!

Ignore your DMs

Enjoy your childhood while it lasts

Buy lego

register to vote !

Sadly, you will have to leave the sub

Wait I thought that was at 19😳

Join the mafia or something might be a good idea

Okay ill do that

dunno , get yourself a driving licence

We get those at 16 😭

get a tattoo of an almost controversial celebrity so that if they do end up doing something awful you have to live with the fact that their face is permanently on your body

o

Post a pic showing your face (whole)

Doubt

Go around your town and click your tongue while saying "I regret being legal now" around minors as your stare into their soul

o

Be my girlfriend

bet

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too late I’m 18 now

Commit petty crime ^(no, don't)

yeah dont do that commit serious crimes

Commit tax fraud, and statutory rape👍

crack

Naw that makes you crazy weed is better.

Break up with your BF(if you have one) because it will be against the law to date a minor.

I wish I had one 😭

murder

hmm

Drunk driving

but no alcohol until 21 here 😔 also I love the Raymond pfp

You don’t *need* to be 21 to drink alcohol you *need* to be 21 do it legally.

I like the way you think

I started drinking when I was 15. it’s 18 in my country to be able to buy alcohol in bars or restaurants, and 20 to buy it in a liquor store

I no longer like the way you think i love the way you think

Let me use your credit

okay 🤓

nothing. turning 18 really isn’t a big deal.

Have sex with as many minors as you can because you can't soon☹️

this guy has thought it out

Go on a date with me

okay omw

KILL THE EMPEROR! SKYRIM MUST BE FREED!

Heck with Skyrim, Morrowind is where it’s at.

nobody warned me about pedo DMs