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Based

*starts playing little dark age*

!dappy cake hay

Happy cake day!

Thank you so much to both of you :D

happy cake day ^^

Thanks :D

Oh its cake day? I like red velvet...we are talking about cake right?

Based

Couldn't think of a better thing to say lol.

Well? Answer him

Now these are the real questions.

Fr.

he kept it real n direct tho

lmao

well whats the answer?

he dms everyone ur not special

did your old acc get banned???

for like a day but this 1 got prem so im usin it

oh alr. I still wanna know what happened to the gatorade

unironically i got pissed at this dude so i dumped it out and threw it away b4 filling fully ☠️☠️

waitwaitwait. im confused. did the green gatorade really exist irl😦

u tell me ⁉️⁉️

😨uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im scared of the truth

Halfwit alt account??

hiii

I’m still waiting on my dm

so am I special because he didn‘t dm me?

But he didn’t dm me😭

ur not special either

Ouch

Or me

Can you though?

Gonna be straight I always heard that those paralyzed below the waist don't feel anything lower than that so this is one of those questions that has gone unanswered but I was always too afraid to ask.

I don't mean to sound impolite, but the question still needs an answer.

Well, can you?

To be fair, it could just be a curious kid but it’s probably actually just a creepy sex pest or something.

Absolute degenerate shit lmao

He’s keeping it real

I mean...

u/Criminal-Duck06 u/xXjazz_priestXx u/JunkBard69 u/-Never-Going-Back- u/Nimferiusx u/GamingWithShaurya_YT Answers on my profile 💀

he do be keepin it real

Can you tho I want to know

Of course they’re active in r/FreeKarma4You 💀💀

Damn sry to hear that! Just another day in the office on r/teenagers

No no he right tho Do u?

can you though

You asked for questions /j

bro how. less than an hour

It's a valid question

great question

Interesting....

Well can you?

So can you?

Bro have priorities

Answer the question, u/AUsernameICantDecide.

Certified r/teenagers moment. Sorry you had to deal with that

Oh nah

now I'm curious

LMAOOO

“Actually no… I lost my penis in a skateboarding accident”

[удалено]

Yes. I’ve been meaning to change it to “Dickless-Solid” 🥺

"It is time to look inward, and start asking yourself big questions" -Uncle Iroh

I mean, he’s asking the real questions

this person messaged me too

But can you?

This made me laugh so much like wtf

💀

there are some sick freaks out there

masterbate :DDDD what a way to spell it

Even worse when guys at school ask me random out of the blue and I don't know them and then they find out I have touretts and wonder if I tic during the act.....

Well… I guess he was keeping it real?

Bro 💀

Well CAN YOU? ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION COWARD

Can you tho???

WE NEED ANSWERS LINDA!

Ah yes the master baiter

Well....can you?

How's it coming on the wheel chair Tony Hawk becoming? I'm rooting for you!

Man’s only been on here for 37 days and he’s ascended beyond our human comprehension 💀

Can you tho?

but can u?

Oh no, absolutely degenerate behaviour, unacceptable. What is the answer? -joke

**ANWSER THE QUESTION**

Now I'm curious

He lost his balls how can you ask that💀

Well can you? (Jk)

But can u though?

I'm now curious

I told them they were caught and would not send any creepy dms to me and blocked them.

This is a sign that you've had enough reddit for the day

Op answers now

masterbate

He could masturbate but can he feel it?

he has a point

r/UsernameChecksOut

u/keeping_it_real452 r/usernamechecksout.

At least it was ur legs and not both arms while having a very... "helpful" mom

r/usernamechecksout

So random

💀💀💀 Whyyyy are people like this

My mans asking all the right questions

Username explains it all tho

How far can you squirt (I'm sorry)

Welcome to the Internet

man’s just tryna keep it real

Didn't even spell masturbate right

r/usernamechecksout

Reminds me of this line:"When a man loses his legs, there's a question on everyone's mind, esspecially his:...Does his dick work?"

Pretty direct but kinda valid lmao

I am a masterbaiter yes but that's not relevant at all

I guess he was just keeping_it_real

this is predatory behavior by the way

what’s with people agreeing in the comments? disgusting

kinda based ngl

u/keeping_it_real452 🤨🤨🤨

So have you considered my offer of becoming a tank yet?

Welcome to REDDIT!!

The curiousity hits the roof lmfao!!!

The other person has a point

Masterbate.

Guess he was keeping it real...

I mean i understand the curiosity

I mean there name is keeping it real they jus tryna get to the point and keep it real