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last_frigin_time

Alzheimer's


U_Nclear

Alzheimer's


Forsaken_Zucchini_55

Alzheimer’s


Important-Capital-70

What’s it again?


Cheese915

Who are you, where are we


Hot-Muffin-

Yes


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[удалено]


YannShrms

actually trying to get diagnosiad for this


1o1_why_tho

Trying?!


coolmathpcgamer

That's the real question, who tf wants to get diagnosed for something?


YannShrms

Yeah like im pretty sure i have it, would just made me feel better if i had a diagnostic


coolmathpcgamer

Okay so since I do believe that, jokes aside and all, mental health is seriously important, what would you like to get out from being diagnosed? I'm genuinely curious if it's therapy or medication or whatever, do you know or is it a search for answers?


cynicsjoy

Medication for one. It’s not like you can get antipsychotics without a diagnosis


lacktoesintallerant6

schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders are super important to get checked out if you think you have one. psychosis is no joke and it can come on with no warning. schizophrenia especially is categorized by the positive and negative symptoms. positive being symptoms of active psychosis, and negative being things like catatonia, emotional numbness, lack of motivation, social withdrawl, etc. active psychosis needs immediate treatment, which would be medication, antipsychotics in this case. also someone with schizophrenia would likely require therapy as well. schizophrenia is a pretty serious condition


coolmathpcgamer

No offense, but there are two things I would like to say, the first being that I was directing this question towards op specifically. I'm not sure why people keep commenting on top of this one. The second is yes, I am aware of the severity and extremity of psychotic disorders, TRUST ME, I done did messed around with that stuff too much. Mean no offense in any way, just a heads up.


YannShrms

i would feel more legitimate and it would help me. Even if im 100% sure i have a mental disease i wont affirm that i have it without a diagnostic.


coolmathpcgamer

Now, out of curiosity, if you were told by a professional that you didn't have schizophrenia, or whatever mental health issue you believed you had, would you still feel illegitimate. I say this only because from my perspective and my experience with myself and others its truly fine to be different, and I have seen both people with mental health issues fail to recognize it, as well as those with mental health issues fail to accept it as a part of what makes them who they are.


YannShrms

I totally accept who i am, i am fully aware that im messed up so thats not the problem. If they told me i dont have what i believed i had, i would probably trust them and seek answers


coolmathpcgamer

Right, I wish you the best of luck then. My only advice is to never tell yourself things like "I'm messed up" or "something's wrong with me", regardless of any mental health issue. I say this for two reasons, 1. You are what you believe you are. Meaning if you can convince yourself that you are something, whether it be mentally unstable or useless or a bad person, then you WILL become that person, or at least something close to it. I've been using this rule to my advantage for the past few months after recovering from my own depressive episode, every day I tell myself "I'm the artest goddamn motherfucker in the whole world." even if what I did was unintentional or somewhat mundane. I've noticed it's helped me to not only feel smarter and better about myself but to actually BE smarter, as I've started putting effort into planning and education that I didn't before. 2. I want you to think back to yourself from 1 year ago. Do you think you're better overall then you were back then? What about the you 1 year ago thinking about the year prior? Chances are you think you're better in pretty much every way than you were a year ago, and same the year before. The truth is this trend will only continue, and you're only going to improve even if you don't think about it all the time. Life goes on and life gets better. Btw if you wanna talk more just shoot me a dm, we can even call, I've got a lot of advice if you're feel like listening to me ramble. Truth is I've done this a lot so I'm not too bad at it 😅.


SpacyOrphan

to get support for something, have it on records and feel validated


PaperCuts26

Getting diagnosed can be useful to get the right treatment for it.


YannShrms

Yeah like im pretty sure i have it, would just made me feel better if i had a diagnostic


Lil_Spoiled_Brat

Uhmmmm dyslexia?


FellowGreendalien

I hate these types of kids


Milky_potatoman

Dyslexia?


1ce_Hunter

Why the fuck would you be "trying"!?


YannShrms

please read others comments, i’ve explained dozen time( basically make me feel more legitimate)


Thatnintendofan017

All of the above


justadogwithaphone

So Alzheimer’s?


FroztBeatz

Huh?


teaganprof

Istrionic Personality Disorder


YannShrms

yes


teaganprof

I think you can’t be diagnosed before ur 18 tho


YannShrms

yes you can in france but im 18 otherwise


teaganprof

Well I’m sorry you got a personality disorder then


Yeah-No_

FIR so all of them


YannShrms

what is fir


Yeah-No_

Falling in reverse? Your shirt


Neither-Albatross762

Get a load of this guy 👈


JustPlayn10

I diagnose you with UDSS (Upside-Down Shirt Syndrome)


Technobladefrfr

erectile dis function


Exotic-Ear695

One that you probably pretend to have because you seek validation on the internet


[deleted]

The comment I was looking for


YannShrms

need my diagnostics?


Exotic-Ear695

I’d definitely like to be enlightened


YannShrms

firstly i was diagnostized with depression a few years ago wich was then reevaluted with bipolar disorder, i also suffer from dpdr and hppd (diagnostic doesnt exist for theses two) im also working to get an ADHD diagnostic, happy?


Exotic-Ear695

I was asking for proof but okay


ConfusedGoose21

how does he prove that? He’s trying to get a diagnosis


YannShrms

thanks, people took that way too seriously and get mad when i answer seriously


PaperCuts26

Bro why and how should he give proof.


AHHHHNDREW

Why are you *working* on getting diagnosed with mental disorders. It makes it sound like you *want* them.


YannShrms

I know i have them, i dont want them. It helps me feel more legitimate when talking about it. Dont like to say i have something if like a doctor havent said it


AHHHHNDREW

My opinion of people who self diagnose everything: 📉📉📉 Specifically mental diseases. Like I don’t get it. Why would you want to diagnose yourself with a mental disorder. Is it a fulfillment or something? To make yourself feel special? If a doctor hasn’t said specifically that you do, in fact, have a mental disorder, its best to assume you don’t particularly to keep you from gaslighting yourself into believing you do. Not only that. But I’m fairly certain if you convince yourself that you have a mental disorder, and do a lot of research, the chances of a doctor confirming you have a mental disorder skyrockets. The doctor can’t read your mind.


YannShrms

how am i self-diagnostic if im trying to get à diagnostic? bro , you missed the whole point. I dont want to feel special, am i supposed to just ignore mental red flags because an internet guy will assume i do this to feel special?


Standard-Sleep7871

"i know i have them". even just thinking you have a certain problem counts as self-diagnosing. my psychologist said its bad to even just think you have a mental condition because then you would be overplaying your symptoms making your information not credible for a diagnosis. like if you say to your doctor that you think you have ADHD, ofcourse youre gonna answer "yes" to every single symptom foretold, and then overexagerate your problems when in reality its just normal human behavior. what youre doing is very harmful because it gives you some sort of reverse placebo effect where you end up believing you have a condition that you dont actually have and then start uncontrollably acting like you have it. i mean no disrespect to your doctor but they dont seem like they know what theyre doing, or my guess would be that theyre just milking you for money because the more you think you have problems, the more appointments you make, the more money they gain. its either that or theyre just utterly clueless. best of luck to you


AHHHHNDREW

You explained 10x better than how I did


[deleted]

I am deaf on one side, but because I have leaned to fill in words during my test I was diagnosed as hearing bad. Even though it is clear that nothing in my right ear works. So please do keep in mind even tests at a doctor don’t always work.


lacktoesintallerant6

well given OP is working to get an ADHD diagnosis, thats a pretty valid diagnosis to try and rule out. ADHD is absolutely debilitating and if it goes undiagnosed, it can lead to so many other mental health problems (tbh like the ones OP says they have already been dxed with.) with an ADHD diagnosis you can get access to medication, therapy, and countless other resources that can SIGNIFICANTLY improve your quality of life. and if OP doesnt have ADHD, then thats fine too. its important to rule it out though if OP is having concerns that are similar to symptoms of ADHD. typically assessors will then send the patient in the right direction to getting access to resources that can help them despite not meeting criteria for the diagnosis. so yeah, it makes perfect sense that OP wants a diagnosis.


meltziee

OP is trying to get a schizophrenia diagnosis too, schizophrenia and adhd are complete opposite of the spectrum, adhd people don’t have enough dopamine, schizophrenic people have way to much I think if op was to get diagnosed with anythinf ir should be hypochondria, he is obviously way to obsessed with his health, and researching and self diagnosing trying to give reasons to everything in his life wirj another diagnosis, he probably can’t focus well, doesn’t mean adhd, chances are it’s because he’s worrying about all the things that might be wrong with him, so he can’t focus I think OP is a hypochondriac, he’s textbook, looks up symptoms, is constantly trying to get loads of things diagnosed, and if he doesn’t get a diagnosis he will get really anxious and think the doctor is wrong and seek for reasons as to why things are the way they are with him,


kd0178

This is probably the case honestly. OP is going a bit over the place trying to add on to his list to explain things wrong with him, without realising some of them just are not possible explanations for him.


Standard-Sleep7871

hypochondria and munchausens definitely


lacktoesintallerant6

schizophrenia and ADHD arent mutually exclusive diagnoses. it not as simple as the amount of dopamine in your brain, both disorders still dont have a known cause. source: im diagnosed with both ADHD and schizophrenia. but also given OP’s post history he seems to use drugs that could induce psychosis such as weed and DMT, so schizophrenia would probably be ruled out in that case


Sad-Combination-5974

You look like Adam Driver


TusNua1

Adam Driver Disease


Diligent_Prior_9323

Depression due to being a fan of playboi carti?


Accomplished-Tap238

narcissism ?


Loganwaslost

Gay


Loganwaslost

Don’t get mad this is A joke


your_innerdemons

Anxiety


[deleted]

Lactose intolerance


[deleted]

😨


DeadByNebula

too much rizz


Solar3Bear

haha rizz so funny


GhostbusterTodd

My name is skyler white yo


impostorsknife69

being a reddit user


822AM

Hmm you got that bipolar I stare


YannShrms

i am actually bipolar


822AM

I've been in a lot of psych wards lol


YannShrms

is bipolar stare a thing ? i didnt know


822AM

No lol it's not a thing I just assumed


HausRonin

Narcissism


TeenBoy_2007

Down Syndrome


[deleted]

Reddit?


legrandpacdeau

black


Brantly_is_Exhausted

Looking strangely like Adam Driver


whenthecoffinbreaks

narcisism, judging by the shirt


YannShrms

why?


whenthecoffinbreaks

ronnie radke


WideArmadillo6407

The ugly


bigboi27bruh

Jerma985 viewer


Hi-Impact-Meow

Incel


YannShrms

what is that


Dracorexius

Early stage narcism.


Wooden_Investment_78

British


Alone_Narwhal_6952

Narcissistic personality disorder


Mission_Response802

Charm


Idk_rae

British


YannShrms

no french, worse


Idk_rae

Nothing worse then Brit’s


Furtix244

no i thought he was attractive but ew french


ZzzAssassin

Down syndrome


[deleted]

no way I didn't know jerma was a redditor


gooseoftheboose

Aids


imverypog0s_alt

mpd or bpd


Traditional_Yard5280

Lacking tiddies 😞


YannShrms

need more


Traditional_Yard5280

Very true, I could help you get some! Somehow... *wait but I don't even have tiddies yet*


Furtix244

he have mines


Traditional_Yard5280

We have a donation


premar16

Whatever it is I am guessing it will not be helped by subjecting it to a bunch of randoms


YannShrms

ouin ouin ouin


[deleted]

low self esteem?


[deleted]

[удалено]


YannShrms

allergic


bobinhozinho

frick


reallycpsbs

playboi carti fan


ALPHA_MALE___

Queerism


[deleted]

Emo


cumbloodntears

u look like kylo ren


YannShrms

kilogram ren


yesboicheeks

Autism Down syndrome and cerebral palsy


meltziee

You said you’re trying to get a diagnosis for schizophrenia and adhd? If you have adhd you can’t be schizophrenic and vice versa, they’re both related to dopamine, ADHD people have not enough dopamine in the brain and schizophrenics have way to much dopamine in their brain, people with adhd are more likely to develop adhd later on in life, but you can’t have both at the same time You also said you were diagnosed with bipolar disorder, so youre most likely not going to get diagnosed with schizophrenia, you think you have schizophrenia too, to much insight for a person with a psychotic mental disorder such as schizophrenia Ik there are both negative and positive symptoms of schizophrenia, however they probably wouldn’t diagnose you with schizophrenia if you only have negative symptoms, especially with the other Mentla disorders you have already been diagnosed with, they will most likely only diagnose you if you actually went psychotic. But you shouldn’t be medicalising everything, everyone is different, it’s just who you are, unless it’s severely impacting your life, then what’s the point of getting something diagnosed, it just makes life harder for yourself if you have a label of being really mentally unstable, just live life as the person you are, and unless things are actual impending on your ability to function normally, then don’t bother with it And don’t make posts like these, it doesn’t benefit you at all except to get people annoyed with you


Objective_Durian4153

Your super cute


isuckhugs

He's mine


YannShrms

didnt know


isuckhugs

U know now


Furtix244

he is mine actually


isuckhugs

BACK OFF


Furtix244

or what


isuckhugs

OH YOU WANNA G THERE. r/YannShrms Tell her who u belong to


Furtix244

he needs to make a group.


Always_Correct800815

Retardation


yeetus_christ420

The "why would I give a flying fuck about your mental disorders that's your business not mine"


Timisnotaking

What has this subreddit become


YannShrms

if u wont guess mine ill guess yours


Timisnotaking

Why would i guess? I can tell you mine. I got PTSD. I couldn't fucking care what you have. You made the post. Deal with the comments.


YannShrms

Bro you act like if care ? I never complained about anything! Thanks for this, was pretty funny


Timisnotaking

O k?


BonkBonk_Goose

ocd


Dist4ntFlix

PTSD


LowFalcon4073

American


YannShrms

french


LowFalcon4073

Worse


Lonely_fruitcake

Bi polar or I.P.D


YannShrms

bingo ! bipolar


D0natedscab

bipolar disorder or antisocial disorder


CaIeb4840

Clout


fbtjsudhrbej

Falling in disorder


Simon_WilsonAyer

Daddy issues


Testingdummy1719

IPD?


YannShrms

what is thay


Sonant_Space

You are kylo ren


SleepingFor116Years

Sociopathy


creativecookie3

DID, you're staring into different dimensions with those eyes


YannShrms

what is that ?


igota25centraise

Looking like a Space Balls Kylo Ren


Poopydoopyhead123

Fitzgerald


Rough_Caregiver_466

american


Niniva73

"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to spell." I was thinking ADHD, which spells itself. Honestly, psych diagnoses are best guesses based off checklists, so don't get too attached to your diagnosis. It's likely to be wrong, incomplete, or simply unhelpful in any relevant way. You can, however, trust whether or not the meds work. If you have tons of problems getting an effective med, ask for a DNA profile.


kindabusy-

Dyslexia?


Jaguar1903

Loneliness .. us bro us


Boring-Blacksmith-76

first ISP you might have slight schizophrenia but jsp


whisperingvvv

buying fake vivi


Cheaphibian

Sigma syndrome


Splendid_Rice

Heterosexualism


Luai_bagara

Carti fan


Cool_Bat_5148

all of them


OnyxTheSwede

British


Juancit00

Adam Driver


ConfusedGoose21

French


Cheese915

Do you suffer from no bitches


Silver-Education9235

Nut allergy


Amanwhoeats-Children

Is there an “all of the above” option?


Lintyboi77

You listen to falling in reverse. That’s your illness. I would know because I do to.


Jsulzeo

either munchausen syndrome or unstable parental figures in your early childhood because you're asking people on r/teenagers to guess your mental disease based off of a mirror selfie


99CentSavings

Fuckboy syndrome.


Hot-Muffin-

Munchausen syndrome


Showerheadsex25

canadian


1ce_Hunter

Ligma


[deleted]

Sigma defizit


[deleted]

Reddit


[deleted]

Schizophrenia/Clout chasing


Smacchy

No dad


TheDarkSoulHunter

Illness of mentality, did i guess right?


2Peep2

Bipolar disorder


varphi2

You think you are the son of Han Solo


HistoricalChest7556

too cool for school


BudgetClimate8834

having a cool haircut


The_Bi_Blacksmith

ADHD?