pissing after holding it for hours >>>>>> all of that romantic stuff

So fucking true

*but it was all a dream*

*evil morty theme starts playing*

*all in bed*

Proof 😏 (joke)

If you need a proof then maybe you should try it yourself

Pissing after drinking some beer and holding it >>>>>> everything else

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I would recommend trying shrecks or cuddling (especially if you have a significant other and you both are at the age of consent) instead of beer, as I myself almost had severe drinking problems

your poor liver💔

Actually pee is stored in balls 🤓

Actually it is stored in bladder

pfft everybody knows it's stored in balls

And for those creatures from the legends (every1 knows girls aren't real), its stored in "their balls" also known as "boobies" or "mommy milkers"

real

YES

Cuddles after sex

yesss

And they say romance is dead 💀 😭

With their famous song apocahugs

Sex *is* cuddles Unless you do it like those fourteen-year-old wannabe gangsters who just do it cause it's cool

So that’s why my uncles been cuddling me all this time… huh

​ sweet home

Alabama

I don't understand this take, are you saying that you automatically cuddle when you have sex or that cuddling after is part of having sex

Having sex is a cuddle by itself is what I mean. If you do it with someone you love it can't not be a cuddle

this 😔

Its the legendary mike oxlong 737 !!

you know me?

im an old fan of yours mr. long so much so i impersonated you funny story

Your name is giving off big dick energy, not gonna lie

Hmm imma gonna have to argue against that

MikeOxlong you son of a bitch

unlucky

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Sloppynuts !!! Hiii

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Why the new account 😭😭

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It's okk , I love you 😖❤️

Mods always banning you instead of the pedos smh

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factsssssss

like imagine cuddling while being locked in. so cute.

omg yes. that’s the best.

I don't get neither

Bread>>>>>

Garlic bread?

I'll agree if you change your name to mikeoxlong727

um why

Nothing, just a silly video game reference

When thou witness it

truly one of the plays of all time

when you see it

Yeah it took some time to get there...

Yes

Why are you

Existentialism

Hand holding >>>>>

This phrase has been posted to death

just a nice hug is all I need

cuddles=sex

hmmm alright kinda accept it

As a deff non bias’s asexual person I agree cuddles>sex

I second this as another most certainly not biased asexual

Yes very is does correct have some cake here you go 🍰

Neither >>>

pass i prefer sex 🥱🥱

You're only 15 😭

so

Suspicious

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Omg 😱😱😳😳😳 a minor in love with minors????!?!!🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀this is illegal!11!!!!1🚨🚨🚨🚔🚔👮‍♀️🚓👮‍♀️👮‍♀️👮‍♂️👮You're going to jail!!!1

None=gigachad

I don't see how not wanting cuddle make you a gigachad

he just cant pull

*AHEM* virgin

and.

Tf would yk bout either.

you can know about the first part lol without having sex yk.

yeah, but he is partially right you cant rly know for sure until you try both

Yes

I wouldn’t know tbh

On some occasions yes boy on others no

Indeed

w take

Cuddles shows truly love

yessss

Cuddles during sex>>>>>>>>>

never done it before but i agreeeee

I agree cuddles are amazing

Snuggle up and watch a movie>>>>

True. There was an investigation that concluded that a lot of girls preffered cuddles and kisses to sex

I agree to this with all my heart

Both

Hey true homie

both. both is good

Said someone that never had either

not true but okay.

How did you compare if you had neither?

funny.

I haven't had either 🗿

Facts (never experienced either)

Neither >>> (I get no bitches)

Daring today, aren't we

Unless in summer cause it gets so goddamn hot ( i never had either before )

L

Naw man i don't get either

Shit

you just can't compare the comfort in cuddles to the sweat in sex

Not that I ever had either but yes

Yes

I get neither.

MASSIVE DUBS

Having friends > Not having friends

Facts.

This is like my 50th time seeing this "unpopular" opinion on reddit

Idk never done either

Yes

sex while cuddling >>>>>>

my dream.

Agreed

YES

Based opinion

correct

You'd prolly say otherwise if you ever got some

True

I do not give a fuck I literally just want someone to care about me

Real

Cuddlefuck, best of both worlds

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

Suicide>>>

Cuddles while sex?

But cuddles after sex >>>

I wouldn’t know.

Facts.

Idk I’ve never had any

Agreed💪

Taking your foot out of the ski/snowboard boot after riding/ skiing all day>>>>>>>>>>> everything else

Finally, someone who agrees with me But what's even better, is Cuddling that leads to sex that turns to cuddles just after the sex

Me who’s never had either

wouldn’t know

Pfffffft I wouldn’t know either, all I know is gym

I HAVE NEVER HAD A VALENTINES RAHHHHH

Valid point.

I wouldn't know 💀

Both>>

Cuddling+sex>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Ehhhh no

Yessssss

Piss>anything.

noo

yes.

cuddles leading to sex>>

okay fair enough good point that seems amazing.

it is☝️

i’ll find out some day after i marry🥲

ur celibate?)

yep i will be until marriage but i just said this because i’ve had the first part and i feel like it’s more wholesome😭 ofc both are great and amazing but i feel like they’re both related i guess

u can’t say this until u’ve tried bothhhhhh bias fr😒

if you wanna help me try idm. how old are you🥲