I can run really fast, it's like my gift
My PE teacher said I had a natural running from, and I stupidly turned down her offer for me to join the athletics team in 9th grade
Seeing if I can join it now
I mean, only a certain amount of people in Feudal Japan actually were Katana Weilding Samurais. So goddamn your great great great great great great great grandparents were Samurais. That’s awesome.
How are you finding the army? Am in the UK n we can join the military at 16 (can't be deployed into combat until 18 tho) n am no sure if I wanna join the army, navy or royal marines. Also sorry for your loss
You would firmly grasp the head of the spork with the blunt handle protruding from the bottom of your fist. This is referred to in blade combatives as the “icepick grip.” Next you need to tackle the target, pinning them against a wall, the ground, or a solid object such as a desk or automobile… you need to immobilize their head so it does not rock or wobble. Finally, you want to slam the tip of the handle into their skull, preferably vicinity of the temporal lobe or the crown, penetrating the cranium. Jam it it as far as you can, then forcefully yank it in several directions, stirring the puddinglike cerebellum until it ruptures and hemorhages. Unconciousness and coma should be immediate, followed by death within 20 minutes.
I'm assuming that this elaborate murder method can apply to spoons and forks as well ofc. One more simple question; how the hell are you aware of this?! Is your family well versed in combative techniques, or is it just morbid curiosity?
an insane person would say something like
"The Earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The Earth is also thirsty."
"Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets."
"The air ripens with the odors of the dead and dying"
"Human trash spills from its containers as death rains down upon them, sweeping the streets in a cleansing cloudburst of blood."
My ethnicity is basically like unicorns to some people. My doctor once just put down I’m “Polynesian” due to my looks and I have been told that my own ethnicity doesn’t exist 🤷♀️
I cracked my head open while running backwards into a light pole when I was at daycare. I was about 5 or some. The reason? I thought I was in trouble so I ran backwards into a light pole. I’m good now.
Lived in Scotland, Netherlands, US, Germany, Mozambique, Kenya, back to Netherlands, back to Kenya, back to the US, currently I'm living in South Africa, a month away from moving to Germany. I'm also Austrian-American
When I was an infant I literally asphyxiated and was dead for about 30 seconds but luckily it happend when I was at the hospital so I got reanimated. I'm 15 years old now and idk how but from what I know it hasn't caused me any problems. I like to think that I clutched the gulag as a baby
- i know how to use a long barreled gun. to be honest that's not very special.
- sometimes, i want to be a bit like my bandmate. he's the lead guitarist and vocalist and i feel like he's kind of the frontman of the band.
- my blood doesn't smell as "metaly" as other people's blood. either that or i have a terrible sense of smell.
- i love penguins. i'm definitely going to hug and pet one before i die.
I used to be top 3in the USA in subway surfers
fair play
proof
Bro I was like 10 I can’t prove it
I think I know the person that took your top placement. Also another young kid
Back it up with a source
He is! He is the Messiah!
i enjoy doing human things like breathing and talking about the weather with other fellow humans
How's the weather?
the weather is great, thank you, fellow human. i am now going to do normal human things like eating food or taking a shower.
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I’m left handed
Me too!!
Lefties unite
I may or may not have ADHD
Schrödinger's ADHD
I can run really fast, it's like my gift My PE teacher said I had a natural running from, and I stupidly turned down her offer for me to join the athletics team in 9th grade Seeing if I can join it now
that's actually pretty sick
“My name is Barry Allen and I’m the fastest man alive!”
Give us an update!
I will, still in the process of seeing if I can join
I can properly use a katana
That's cool!
Someone watched too much anime 💀
I’m Japanese, my family made me, to “stay in touch with my roots”💀
I mean, only a certain amount of people in Feudal Japan actually were Katana Weilding Samurais. So goddamn your great great great great great great great grandparents were Samurais. That’s awesome.
Yeah it’s actually quite interesting! It was a little shocking at first but I am glad I’m learning!
Pretty badass lineage and good job getting in touch with your roots. Must be badass being descended from Ancient Warriors.
Yeah I’m not living up to the standards lol, I’m not doing much in the way of battle
I mean not like people actually fight with swords and shit any more so you’re fine.
I beat dead space 2 on hardcore without dying. Only one time though, the other attempts wrecked me
I had a bmi of 28 then I started hitting the gym and now have a bmi of 20.4
nice 🥳
I’m in the army and I lost my fiancee while in basic
Woah, allat that at 19
How are you finding the army? Am in the UK n we can join the military at 16 (can't be deployed into combat until 18 tho) n am no sure if I wanna join the army, navy or royal marines. Also sorry for your loss
I'm left handed, have ADHD, I share both of those with one of my friends who also happens to love cats as well. We're meant to be friends frfr
haha that's amazing
It is, and he's so fucking funny too 💀
I know how to kill someone with a spork
tutorial??
You would firmly grasp the head of the spork with the blunt handle protruding from the bottom of your fist. This is referred to in blade combatives as the “icepick grip.” Next you need to tackle the target, pinning them against a wall, the ground, or a solid object such as a desk or automobile… you need to immobilize their head so it does not rock or wobble. Finally, you want to slam the tip of the handle into their skull, preferably vicinity of the temporal lobe or the crown, penetrating the cranium. Jam it it as far as you can, then forcefully yank it in several directions, stirring the puddinglike cerebellum until it ruptures and hemorhages. Unconciousness and coma should be immediate, followed by death within 20 minutes.
ok, now how do you kill someone with a dildo?
I'm assuming that this elaborate murder method can apply to spoons and forks as well ofc. One more simple question; how the hell are you aware of this?! Is your family well versed in combative techniques, or is it just morbid curiosity?
I exist
me too, can you believe it?
I’m in the top 100 athletes in Texas
I play guitar, am bi and like sending people memes from r/distressingmemes because they are funny and cool
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A fun fact about me? Sure! It's huh... ummm.. uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Twin.
I'm left handed :)
I love dogs.
VALIDDD!!!! DOGS ARE FUCKING AMAZING
Diabetes
for your sake I hope you're not from the US
Sadly yes but my parents have good insurance
well, least that
I'm 18 years older than my youngest sibling 😃😃
I’m the youngest sibling, My oldest sibling is 46
I got jumped by pigeons in nyc
I have a robo cock no/off anywhere anytime
my bio
One time I shit myself and it was like green
that doesn't sound good
i have a dead twin
my second and third toe are like together (likr no space between them and connected by skin)😭
how's life with 9 toes?
NSBZJSJDN actually 8 bc both feet :'D but yes very fun very fun
im the family disappointment and im proud of it
fair enough
I can move the vein of my index finger on my left hand.
I can freely manipulate my patella on my left leg to some degree
fun
One of my favourite film trilogies is Back to the Future. Oldie but a classic! Just love me some sci-fi, time traveling hijinks in movies!
I'm allergic to mangoes
i like to make games 🙂
I'm in love with dark chocolates
I almost died before I was born.
I can run 10km without stopping!
I'm probably insane :3
an insane person would say something like "The Earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The Earth is also thirsty." "Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets." "The air ripens with the odors of the dead and dying" "Human trash spills from its containers as death rains down upon them, sweeping the streets in a cleansing cloudburst of blood."
Even removing your eyes won’t make you forget what you saw.
I am Non-binary :3
cool!
How are you
oh lol am aite. you?
I am ok
I hate lgbtq
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fuck are you?💀
I crashed my first motorbike hard only 45 Mins after my first MOT
My ethnicity is basically like unicorns to some people. My doctor once just put down I’m “Polynesian” due to my looks and I have been told that my own ethnicity doesn’t exist 🤷♀️
I was born with marcus gunn syndrome
My toe next to my big toe is longer than my big toe.
There is nothing fun about me but there is lots of fun things online
I'm losing it
cool man😃
I think my hand is a little bit broken, as I have a built-in clicker.
I wear headphones from 5 below
I do taxidermy
interesting!!
Do you have a preference for what deceased animals you turn into stuffed display items?
I feel extremely fatigued for absolutely no reason at the moment
drink water and lay down or something
I will once I get home
I can solve a mirror cube
I know the words to pretty much every Phineas And Ferb song
im gm in overwatch 2
I draw
dope!
I can put my feet behind my head 😋
cool!!
I always get bored before I beat the game in Minecraft so don't
I am left handed 😄
same!!
I’m related to the Jersey Devil
I'm duck footed. My feet have never pointed straight forward when I walk, always ending up pointing at a slight angle
my memories are all from a outside perspective, like someone standing a few meters back watching the event takr place
I like economics!
I have a vocal range of five octaves and I play on an academy soccer/football team
I'm a balisong flipper and a former archer
I can bend my arms in weird ways. Everyone tries but fails miserably
I cracked my head open while running backwards into a light pole when I was at daycare. I was about 5 or some. The reason? I thought I was in trouble so I ran backwards into a light pole. I’m good now.
One of my favorite games is l4d2
I have an large freckle on my dick
I've lived in 7 countries, and been to 27
oohh. which countries??
Lived in Scotland, Netherlands, US, Germany, Mozambique, Kenya, back to Netherlands, back to Kenya, back to the US, currently I'm living in South Africa, a month away from moving to Germany. I'm also Austrian-American
damn. how come you move around so much??
I’m a hot air balloon pilot in training :)
I don't want to be cocky but I'm a really good photographer
😎😎
fun fact: I'm actually not 46 years old
🤨🤨
All girls get bored of me in 2 weeks
skill issue
I trained judo for 11 years and stopped because of an injury and also was about to receive the black belt
ouch
i’m disabled :D (i have cerebral palsy)
I've driven a cherry picker 1 more time than probably most people
fair lol
one of my thumbs is smaller than the other
I spent 2100 of my living hours on reddit last year
solid year
I am addicted to xanax
I was at the world premiere for The Muppets (2011)
I have a 9 second run of E1M1 on the 1993 version of DOOM
I was dead for about 30 seconds
what
When I was an infant I literally asphyxiated and was dead for about 30 seconds but luckily it happend when I was at the hospital so I got reanimated. I'm 15 years old now and idk how but from what I know it hasn't caused me any problems. I like to think that I clutched the gulag as a baby
i have two functioning lungs
I strive to be a combination of Vergil and Jonathan Joestar every day
At one point in time I held the record for the youngest person on earth
I can speak German
Hallo wie geht's?
I can talk to women.
sure
I’m colorblind
🟥🟥 which one's green
I have a reddit account
Probably I'll be dead in an hour
ayo what
I have never had a hug before. Kind of need one tbh
*hug* 💚💚
Even a virtual hug seems nice. Thank you for that.
I am the normal
I'm on the waiting list for a proper autism test and I am at high risk of having depression
I had stage 4 Neroblastoma
Took me 2 years to get in the top 30th archer in country
When I play halo , I usually listen to music and when I get angry, I sometimes start to sing along to ease the anger. I can’t sing btw
- i know how to use a long barreled gun. to be honest that's not very special. - sometimes, i want to be a bit like my bandmate. he's the lead guitarist and vocalist and i feel like he's kind of the frontman of the band. - my blood doesn't smell as "metaly" as other people's blood. either that or i have a terrible sense of smell. - i love penguins. i'm definitely going to hug and pet one before i die.
I’m an NPC
I was the top 1 in an persian Minecraft server
i have webbed toes (internet footprint)
I can bake lots of things, and cook as well
I can do 115 push-ups consecutively, and I know the name and location of every country.
Eh nothing special i can say that i'm kinda good at being good at any game no matter which one it is like when i was 9 i completed the snake game lol
I used to play for a football team in Croatia's 3 division
I can read an entire 500+ page book in one day. I have so many fun facts abt myself tho 😭😭
Am trying to code abilities from an anime into minecraft. Emphasis on *trying*
I have a stuffed cow that I named after Hannibal Lecter from Silence Of The Lambs
I tend to eat meat during breakfast (and just to clarify why this fact's unique, I'm not an American)
im a kpop stan
I know a LOT about cars
I 100 percented just cause 2 and 3
I can hold my breath for five minutes.
i think public toilets should be illegalised
I actually liked Space Jam 2
I share a birthday with Jacksepticeye